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-Camera dude, how much did you miss? -Enough to buy us enough time. -Okay, whatever.
I'm okay. I'm okay!
[SIGHS] Wow.
I've been sitting here for the past who-knows-how-long. What?
[BURPS] Whoops. Wait.
Huh? That was wierd.
Hm? Poster?
"Abe is Wanted."
I know
what that is! And do you know what the worst part about it is?
-That you're wanted? -No! It's worse! They can't get my face right! Mine's like
awesome! And that one's all like fat! -What?
[GROANS]
You are getting very sleepy.
You will now DIE!
[GROANS]
Works everytime.
Now, where was I? Oh, yeah.
Okay, I can do this the easy way or the hard way. I'm going with the hard way.
Cause' it's safer.
And, well...
True, a waste of time.
-Hello. -Hi Abe.
Hey, I'm over here, idiot.
[HUFFS] I am so sorry then.
Shhh!
[HUFFS] Slowpoke.
Stay here.
[SIGHS] Yes, sir.
I'm not a three-year old, you know?
-Yeah, you're like a thousand-year old. -Hey! -[CHUCKLES]
Whoops, sorry.
Hey there! Hello.
Oh, hi Abe.
Get over here. Get your butt's over here. Right now!
I'm here. I'm here. I'm here. Bleh!
Now, I don't want you touching any mines. I've seen this happen a bunch of times, and I don't want it to happen again!
-Hey! Get your butt over here. -Right, right, right. Sorry.
Now, either freeze.
-Either stay where you are, or DIE! -I prefer to stay.
Then stay.
Who's a good boy? Wow. You're good- You're doing better than the last group. They were squirming. A lot.
What are you talking about?
-By the way, is the guy with the low pitch here? -I think so. The low voice, you mean? -Yeah, same thing.
-Hey Abe! -Hello!
-Hi there. -Oh, hey Abe. -Yeah! It's the guy with
the low voice!
-See? What'd I tell ya'? -You never told me anything. -Oh, sorry. -Hey, wait! Can I come, Abe?
-Yay! -Are you coming- Were you coming over here this whole time? -Yes, I was.
-What? -[GROANS] Nevermind. I'm so confused now! I'm confused on- Ow!
Stupid.
...on why that is so cramped! -Unbelievable. And...
Might as well get hypnotizing, because I hear someone. And there's nothing to shock me! Yay!
Time for Operation: Kick A Big Bro's Butt! Or whatever dude's butt I can find.
Yep, it's a Big Bro. That's wierd. They're not even robotic.
Die, Big Bros! Die!
[GROANS]
[GROANS]
Wow. That was quick.... No touchy! Stay!
Yeah, whatever.
This is my very, very smart plan.
To destroy you! I mean, uh, to help you.
-Yes, it's me. Hello. -Hi Abe! -Hey there!
Hi Abe!
-Hey there. -Hello! -Freeze! Wha- Freeze! No, wait. Here.
I've already had enough
problems this
I've already had enough problems. Pro-bleh! Problems.
Come on! Let's go-go-go-go-go!
-This works! -Be free!
-We're free! -We're going! -Freedom! -Freedom! Woo!
-Happy Birthday! -What? -It's not my birthday! Whee!
I did it! I'm a genius!
-And a hero too. -With me!
Yes, you too, Munch. Now,
come on. Get your butt over here. -Coming! Ya' think-
[WHINES] My foot
squeaked!
Wow.
[GROANS] My foot squeaked again!
[PANTS]
I'm okay.
-Get your butt up there. -Yes, sir. -...Okay!
Oh, come on. Ow! [SIGHS IN RELIEF]
Meh, six will do. Here I go!
[STRUGGLES]
[BOTH SCREAM]
Ouch!
[GROANS] Stupid.
You're kidding me, right?
[SIGHS]
[STRUGGLES] I made it! What's up, dude?
Okie-dokie!
Made it! Sweet!
Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!
-I've heard enough cussing from you, pal! -Who are you talking to? -I'm talking to a random person.
Cha-ching-a-ding!
Ra-ding-a-ding! Ding-a-ding-a-ding-a-ding-a-
bleh-bleh-bleh!
Ding-a-ding-a-ding! A-ring-a-ding-ding!
Ching-a-ding-a-ding-a-ning-a-ding-a-ding-a-ding!
Ling-a-ding-ding! Ling-a-ding-a-ding-a-ding-a-ding-a-ding! Ching-a-ching-a-ding! Cha-ching!
-No! Why!? Bleh. -Wow. Whoa! [SCREAMS]
That was close! [SIGHS IN RELIEF] I made it!
-Hey Munch! How ya' doin'? -I'm doin' good. -Let's go.
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