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hand him points here and this is a brand new sub segment called the door purport
it's a rundown of science technology and gaining news and sino it was named by
john and high hate the name if you have any better suggestions and i'm betting
you do preventable ellen the comments or treat me atkins courter microsoft is
currently testing a modified version of internet explorer nine for the xbox
three sixty which would out that the full browser in the console
finally there's a way for your xbox to take advantage of all internet explorer
has to offer
and creating free viruses
automatic spyware downloads slow speeds cool security holes crappy looking html
and a complete lots of credibility amongst your peers
the good news asia can use it to download at better browser which is
literally any other browser recently but that's their release a renewed on guard
d_l_c_ trailer to sum it up in one word vampires but the van helsing kind not
the teenage brady that have problems expressing their motions
it's still not really clear yet at the player can be the upon in this country
or the horrible things they're seen fighting
but some will find out soon because applications are being accepted now
to be part of the free beta test
sadly it's only for xbox dragon born pius fears are being left out in the
cold
the best part this will be a full d_l_c_ complete with achievements
since nobody state has been announced for don gardenia slow down the beta
train now by going to don guard beta dot elder scrolls dot com
hurried testers will likely be chosen over the next week yourself the c_d_c_
says there is no zombie invasion and you don't need to board up your windows or
in the rifle at your front door
there has been no precedent for this before but in response to several recent
active cannibalism coinciding with has met situations across the country the
center for disease control spokesman david dayquil released a statement
saying and this is word for word
cdc does not know the virus or condition that would reenter make the dead or one
of the present zombie like symptoms
and quote and to be fair that man who was eating another man's face in florida
was alive when he was doing as as with the canadian *** star who murdered a
man
had sex with his body and then ate him
also among the living in fact sheftel cooked his own genitals and maryland
student who eight his roommates brain
the everyone
no need to panic
it's cool we don't have a zombie problem we have a cavalcade club
collateral eastern video showing that not only does the chinese government
aggressively center certain search terms
but they're also terrible at it
ul now how annoying it is when spotty wireless coverage cause a spontaneous
doubts of being knocked offline right
well that happens in china to but as a punishment for searching certain terms
google has a precarious operating creamy with china
and nation very intent on censoring things it decides are dangerous to free
thought
i mean the government
google seems to imply in the video that china's firewall is fundamentally broken
arbitrary and overbearing for instance mere mentions of the yangtze river or mc
donald's will not be user off the internet for a minute
but for some reason the yellow river and k_f_c_ are acceptable to search
since bill can't control the ridiculous firewall they've added sort of an auto
complete to warn of so-called harmful information
and keep chinese searchers racial thing tables
on a related note some clever chinese gamer's have found a way to get their
hands on diablo three
which is not yet government-approved
if you are in china and you want to gain you'll have to search for the chinese
word for big pineapples which is actually kind of close to double a
bahama name for diablo
and if you're watching this from china
i'm very curious to know how you got to this video at all
well that's it for the stories and my opinions on the dork reports please let
us know yours alone the comments
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