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I know that you can hear this
So much is happening
between my dimension in this machinima and your world somehwere out there
but since...
Jon had to write
this in such a confusing manner
I'll have to introduce myself
My name is
San Semper Sic Terra the 4th
I was born on the 4th day
of the 4th month
of the 4th year of the 4th decade of the 4th century of the 4th millenium
*Breath*
of the 4th dimension's existence
When i turned 4
I gained an ability so tremendous
that it can link me beyond any dimensional barrier of the worlds
the ability to break
The 4th Wall
*Epic music plays*
But, first
I have to start back before everything changed
and then lead up to the big moment where it all exploded in my face
See, now, I'm in a machinima written by Jon
By the way
As he dicates this somewhere
Where i am, it is happening
Confusing, right?
Anyway. That's me...
San- So, to my left is my best friend Joe
Joe- Oh yeah. Optimus!
San- And to my right is Chick
Chick- So, i said "Totally" and she's like "Nah"
Chick- And im like "Of course" and then she said "Really?"
Chick- And then I'm like "Of course"
Chick- And then she said "Are you fo sho'?"
Chick- And im like "Would I lie to you?"
Chick- And then she was like
Joe- OPTIMUS!
Chick- Yeah, exactly. So, then I said
ATTENTION
San- And this is the biggest jerk of us all.
San- Our leader, our mentor
My name is Lieutenant ***
Yo name is ***?
***- No. It's ***
Yeah... ***
*Whack*
***- Now, listen here you little ***
***- If you call me *** one more time, I'm gonna bust a cap in your ***
***- So hard and fast that i will spray crap through your Belly button
***- Do you understand me?!
Sure... thing... Officer... ***... Sir!
***- It's ***!
Sir! We need to collect the best of these recruits fast
San- That is Officer ***'s 'Yes Man'. Deputy Bag
***- Why? Whats going on?
Bag- It's Fox ***, Sir. He's at it again
***- Jesus Christ. What now?
Bag- He's lighting up the streets, blowing things up, and using some crazy ***, Sir.
***- Damnit... I need to figure out who's the best here and fast
***- If there's 3 rocks and you take 1, how many are there?
Approximately 8,134.6879
***- No. Not even close
***- Anyone else?
San, Joe, and Chick- Three, Sir
***- You 3. what are your names?
San- San Semper Sic Terra the 4th
***- Talk about a mouthful of ***
Chick- Chickadee Louise Antoine
***- Isn't that a bird?
Joe- Joseph O. Franz
***- What's the O for?
Joe- ***
***- Erm... okay then...
***- you three follow Deputy bag to the Armory.
The rest of you, get back to your Quarters and get comfortable
Welcome to JOCKSTRAPS
Move Out!