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Chinese IV Presents
A LESS Production
"Water Can Float a Boat, Water Can Sink a Boat"
April 19th
The Tu Xia and Shang Shui headquarters
So, what is the problem here?
I hear you have a new water filtration technology.
Hah! It's not even "technology".
Well - then you admit you stole it?
Yes! He stole it!
You stupid melon.
Mrs. Shang. You're remarkably stupid.
Alright, alright.
Now, I understand that you two split this building after your divorce?
Yes. He has half and I have half.
I see.
Why did you both remain in these facilities?
Buildings are expensive! I wasn't going to just leave.
Neither was I.
Alright.
Let's hear your story.
Oh!
She tried to sabotage my company!
And he tried to have me killed!
Mrs. Shang, tell us your side of the story.
All of these problems exist because my ex-husband doesn't know how to lead.
I'm a great leader.
Is he allowed to interrupt me?
Mr. Tu Xia, please be quiet.
Thank you.
What was I saying?
Oh, right.
Recently, my company developed a new technology.
But, before we could implement and release it
Mr. Tu Xia's company had already released the same technology!
And he killed my dog!
She's lying to you -
I love dogs.
Listen to me!
He's a little thief!
And she replaced my reserve tanks with gasoline.
Oh - that's not gasoline
Our water is very high quality.
I did no such thing.
You did such a thing.
Alright, alright.
What do you have to say, Mr. Tu Xia?
Thank you.
After finding out about this
I went back to my office.
I went inside and found-
All of my important documents
Had been shredded!
Shredded!
He hired an assasin!
He was going to have me killed.
Her response was even more extreme.
Oh dear!
That was almost worse than the paper.
Almost?
The missle also destroyed my digital tax records.
How did you obtain her technology?
He sent Haven to seduce Michelle!
Him?
Oh!
Dear god.
(Top Secret)
Hello.
...hello
You come here often?
Yeah...
...I work here
Well, I'm very happy I met you.
You crossed the border.
Love makes people do crazy things...
Oops!
Was that out loud?
Yup. Yeah it was.
Might I keep those files?
To remember you by?
Alright...
I thought about him all the time.
I gave up everything for him.
Goodbye.
Goodbye forever.
But he was only using me.
He never loved me.
If I understand correctly...
You stupid melon!
Jeez!
You're a stupid melon.
What?!
You're a stupid melon!
You are a stupid melon!
Who are you?
You know who I am!
Darling...
Don't "darling" me.
Darling.
Why did you "darling" me?
Are you Irvin?
Yes...
Does Michelle know about your mistress?
What?!
What?!
What?!
Say what one more time!
Your mistress is...
HER!
Oh my god!
What are you saying?
All lies!
You're all crazy.
I'm not crazy.
Quiet! Everybody quiet!
Your company needs a lot more than mediation.
You're all crazy!
Everybody outside!
We're taking five.
Everybody!
I can't believe you.
I can't believe YOU
Well.
Now that I see him
I competely understand.
Oh, you're too kind.
Do you like food?
I love food.
What kind?
All of it.
Same with me...
This is like old times.
When we were still married?
We're pretty good at fighting.
Incredibly good.
Directed by Gus Nordhielm
Written by Gus Nordhielm
Voices by Michelle Menzies and Gus Nordhielm
Head Translator Michelle Menzies
Executive Producer Mrs. Yang
Translation by Michelle M., Francesca L., Haven W.
Translation by Alyssa S., Zoe C.