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And now
Dear viewers
We leave you with “Abu Muhammad”
And his struggles to drink Tea
“Abu Muhammad” is a nice guy
His story is summarized in the following
Got out of his job, his boredom levels are deteriorating
Got into his Volkswagen, and shifted the gear to “D”
He started driving, started crossing over
Wondering how he haven’t fainted yet
Got to the house, Threw his keys
Threw his jacket, Threw his papers
Just got his salary, knowing that it will vanish
Without any reasons or justifications
He wants to go out, he wants to chill
It’s Thursday night, and he should act cool
But he can’t, he has a headache
He has to take Panadol
He’s tired, and gotta get some rest
Tonight he sleeps, and tomorrow morning is a new story
Someone is turned off, another is turned on
and someone is drinking Tea out of boredom
Someone is going, another is coming
and someone else is drinking Tea
Someone is deaf, another is all ears
and someone else is drinking Tea with mint
Someone is asleep, another is awake
drinking Tea while he’s relaxed
Woke up on Friday... Good Morning
he’s not fully awake yet, feeling like a schizophrenic
There has to be black coffee, ready for him
Or else he’s gonna butcher his wife
His wife realized that there’s no coffee left
She’s gonna tell him that she forgot
“Abu Muhammad” there’s no coffee!!
how about I make you some Tea?
There’s no milk, there’s no sugar!
don’t you want to drink that Tea?
While you’re out get us some biscuits
so we can dip it in the Tea
The man had a second thought, his brains flew away
He just got to the house
His wife kept on talking
she mumbled as if she’s a chicken
Someone is turned off, another is turned on
and someone is drinking Tea out of boredom
Someone is going, another is coming
and someone else is drinking Tea
Someone is deaf, another is all ears
and someone else is drinking Tea with mint
Someone is asleep, another is awake
drinking Tea while he’s relaxed
“Abu Muhammad” got mad and said
is it gonna take you long, Woman!
I’m going to make the Tea
It’s only done in a few steps anyway
eh!
Get a pitcher
Fill it with water
Put it on the oven
Light up the fire
There’s no fire!? ***! The gas has been depleted
“As if we were In need of that right now”
Get out on the balcony
Wait for the sound of the gas truck
And star shouting: Gas! Gas!
Over here!
Over here! Yes, only one!
Open the door, Replace the gas tank
“It needs a new rubber!”
“Then replace the rubber and turn on the fire!”
Someone is turned off, another is turned on
and someone is drinking Tea out of boredom
Someone is going, another is coming
and someone else is drinking Tea
Someone is deaf, another is all ears
and someone else is drinking Tea with mint
Someone is asleep, another is awake
drinking Tea while he’s relaxed
Pour the Tea, drink a sip
Forget about your family, forget about your nation
Forget about your career, and your disappointments
Forget about your kids, and “Um Muhammad”
Be aware not to think about politics
And all that nonsense and stupidity
Close your eyes, and drink your Tea
And kiss the whole world goodbye