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Previously on One Tree Hill
You guys here to sign me?
Depends on what you're
looking for in an Agent.
Whoever gets me the most money
up front.
Highest signing bonus wins.
I'm one curve ball away
from blowing out my arm
and being washed up
like you two.
So I'll take mine now --
the money, all of it.
Wow.
Millicent Huxtable,
field reporter.
I'd watch you
all day long.
This job should be yours,
Marvin.
You're great at what you do,
and I'm just some silly girl
pretending to be a reporter.
Aunt Brooke!
Jamie?!
Are you okay?!
Brooke!
Brooke!
It's Julian!
We're in here!
We're okay!
No, stop!
Stop! Stop!
Julian!
I just want two people
who are gonna love this baby,
who can take care
of this baby.
I want you guys
to be the parents.
d Toaster pastry d
d you taste so good and yummy d
d toaster pastry d
d get into my tummy d
d frosting doodle
on my strudel d
d and now I'm gonna eat you up d
Quinn?
Hmm?
- It's time.
- Huh?
Okay, here we go.
Breathe, breathe.
I'm breathing.
Breathe.
Uh, those are
my shoes.
Uh-huh.
I'm already
wearing shoes.
Okay, um
Where are your keys?
Keys!
Keys.
Keys.
Keys.
Keys.
Where are the keys?
Those are clay's keys.
Where are my keys?
Didn't you drive
clay's car today?
Uh-huh.
We'll take your car.
We're gonna be fine.
I don't think
I'm gonna fit in there.
Yes, we're gonna make it work.
Stay positive.
Just are you breathing?
I'm breathing.
I'm still breathing.
Okay, just -- wait,
lift your -- the leg.
Quinn, this is not
gonna work
because I have to get
in the backseat.
There is no backseat!
I know.
We got this.
You're good.
Quinny, I can't.
You have to,
'cause you're having the baby!
Actually, I'm not.
What?
Gotcha.
d Get it on d
That was a dirty trick.
It was just a little test,
and you need to be ready
in case the baby starts coming
and Nathan's not here.
You cried wolf,
wolf-crier.
You want a drink?
No.
Toaster pastry?
No.
Yes.
What's so funny?
You tried to stuff me
into a Stingray.
Well --
you were so not ready.
Oh, I'll be ready.
I'll be ready.
I hope so, 'cause you totally
tanked that test.
Do you hate me?
Or is it the marijuana
or the texting
or spending all night
on the facepage?
Because most of you
are failing this class.
d For men like us d
Most of you.
d Till their dance cards
are punched with holes d
d from now
until their covers blow d
d all the pretty ones d
d all the pretty ones d
What color should we paint
the baby's room?
Are you getting a baby's room,
Brooke Davis?
Yes.
Why? Are you getting a baby,
Brooke Davis?
Yes, I'm getting a baby
and a baby's room.
And that baby's
getting me and us.
That baby's
getting lucky.
Hmm.
Well, blue or pink,
but since Chloe doesn't want
to know the sex ahead of time
- Yellow.
- Green.
Yellow's so sunny,
though.
Golden butter.
Golden treasure.
Soft duckling.
Okay, soft duckling
is strong,
but don't sleep
on enchanted forest.
It is enchanted.
We're gonna have a family.
We're gonna have a baby
in a room
with paint called enchanted
forest or soft duckling.
You're
my enchanted forest.
You're my soft duckling.
Mmm.
Aw, look
at my soft duckling.
I'm supposed to be
a chicken.
A chicken.
- Isn't that how the last guy --
- Yes!
Yes, that's how the last guy
got run down in traffic.
I don't want
to cross the road.
Well, why don't you do one
of the other stories, then?
Because they're boring,
and I want to make a splash.
Chicken suit
makes a splash.
Chicken suit makes
a splatter, too.
I know.
Okay.
Well, how about you read me
one of the other stories,
and we can come up
with an angle?
You'll help me?
Of course.
Anything for my
Hot chick.
Nice.
I am hot.
My chicken feet are sweating
like you wouldn't believe.
Ew.
You wanted to see me?
Were you surprised
by your "A," Mr.
Scott?
A-minus.
Were you?
I believe they invented
the word "very"
for moments such as these.
I will take that
as a Dan Scott-like pat
on the back, Professor.
I don't want you
representing my son.
I'd appreciate it
if you would stop.
Is that why I got an "A"?
A-minus.
And no.
Your representation of Ian,
or lack thereof,
will not affect your grade
for this course.
Well, good, because Ian
is a hell of a prospect,
and he's gonna need
an Agent.
I didn't say I don't want him
represented, Mr.
Scott.
I simply don't want him
represented by you.
d I don't want to be anything d
d and I have peace of mind d
d I don't want to be anything d
d other than what I've been
trying to be lately d
d all I have to do
is think of me d
d and I have peace of mind d
d I'm tired
of looking 'round rooms d
d wondering what I gotta do d
d or who I'm supposed to be d
d I don't want to be anything d
d other than me d
Original Air Date on march 1, 2011
He's just so smug about it,
you know.
Like I'm not good enough
to represent his son.
And then he started
into the whole
separation-of-business-
and-personal nonsense.
Mm.
And then that chick
from Kellerman's boat came by.
She asked about you.
Who, Tracy?
So not as hot as Quinn.
So, what do you think?
I'm thinking pancakes or fajitas.
Never mind.
And, really,
pancakes or fajitas?
How are those
your choices?
Mm, because, Nate, I like
pancakes, and I like fajitas.
That's like saying
applesauce or mashed potatoes.
Ooh, mashed potatoes
sound great.
You're very strange.
You know that?
Mm-hmm.
Totally weird.
Hey, oh.
Julian.
What's up, J-man?
Yeah, I'm aware
it's not Jamie.
What's going on?
Hello?
Hello?!
You drop him?
Yep.
I'll just text him back.
You know, I can't remember
the last time
that I actually completed
a call.
Well, we've only had cellphones
for like 30 years.
You can't expect miracles.
Hey.
Tea and tea.
You know, one day,
we're gonna look back and say,
"remember when we used
to drop calls,
and we were all like,
'hello? Is anybody there?'"
this is why we text.
Why do people text?
Because
calling people ends
in frustration
and disappointment.
No, people text
because they don't like
to be put on the spot.
Nobody wants to be caught
on the other side
of that conversation
when someone asks them
to carpool or lend them money,
or when someone tells you
that they've always loved you.
Trust me,
the last one's the worst.
No, not as bad as when they call
and then they ask you
to smuggle 15 balloons
of pure Bolivian ***
across the Turkish border,
and you got bills to pay,
and you got a problem saying no.
You finished?
In your butt.
Now I'm finished.
Nobody likes
to be put on the spot.
They want to read it, think
about it, and then respond,
usually with a well-conceived
lie or an excuse.
Or they just pretend
they didn't even get it.
Or when you text
that you love someone
and you don't hear
anything back,
you can pretend
that they never got it.
You can't do that on the phone.
I tell myself
they're dead
or just being held in a pit
like in "Silence of the Lambs.
"
It puts the lotion
in the basket.
Actually, the line was,
"it places the lotion
in the basket,"
but everybody always
gets it wrong.
Anyway, what about the pit
in "Silence of the Lambs"?
Well, apparently you don't get good
cellphone coverage down there.
Exactly.
Oh, well, yeah.
We've only had cellphones
for the last 30 years,
so you can't expect
a miracle.
Anyway, clear your minds,
which is not hard, I know.
You ready?
Mm-hmm.
Soft duckling
or enchanted forest?
Are you starting
a band?
Because I would go see
soft duckling.
No.
These are the paint colors
for my baby's room.
Ugh.
Mm.
I got to go to work.
I'm --
bar manager.
Bar manager.
Bar manager.
Hate is a choice.
Don't do it.
Seriously,
yellow or green?
I don't know, that's like
asking us to compare applesauce
and mashed potatoes.
Ooh, mashed potatoes.
Nice call.
Sounds good, right?
I'm so glad that my wife
is not having a son.
I got to go find Ian.
Text him! Don't call!
Trust me!
No.
Quinn.
It's time.
d Yeah d
d oh, yeah d
Oh, very nice.
And look what I found
in the garage.
d Ah, yeah d
Ooh, excellent.
Have a seat.
Oh!
Why, thank you.
My very roomy S.
U.
V.
is waiting outside.
Let's go have
a baby.
Nicely done.
Thank you.
Only thing --
what if I'm not here
and Nathan's not here?
d Get it on d
d ooh d
Hmm.
Haley?
Hey, what's going on?
Are you okay?
It's time.
Oh, my gosh.
Okay.
Um, okay.
Let's get you
to the hospital.
Okay.
Okay, come on.
All right.
Are you sure?
Yeah, my water broke.
Okay!
Leather seats.
Hang on.
I just have to get a towel.
Come to the kitchen.
I don't think there's time.
There's time.
But the baby's coming!
The baby is not coming!
Justclamp
your knees together.
Clamp my knees together?
Like you should've done nine
months ago.
Where's a towel?
Oven.
Oh! Okay, I got it.
Ow!
Oh, my God.
Okay, I have a towel.
I have my car keys.
Let's go.
Ohh!
No, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no.
d Yeah d
d ooh d
Oh.
What happened there,
Brooke?
d Ooh d
Whew.
d Get it on d
d ooh d
That was a dirty trick.
That's what i said.
Well, you were
a disaster.
I was not that bad.
You were a mess.
You were kind of a mess.
I was in complete control
until this.
I can't get them.
We're gonna have
to call Julian.
Hmm.
Julian.
How did this
happen again?
I tripped.
You know how clumsy I am.
I don't -- I don't know
if I can get them.
Well, gosh,
I sure hope Hales
doesn't go into labor
anytime soon.
Well, if she does,
we'll just throw her in the bed
of my truck.
Guys?
Oh!
Are you okay,
Haley?
It's time.
d Yeah d
What? It's time?
Uh-huh.
You sure?
Mm-hmm.
d Get it on d
d ooh d
Julian?
Julian.
Julian.
Where are we? What happened?
Did you have your baby?
No, no, it was just --
it was a little a test.
And you passedout.
That's a dirty trick.
Really?
I can't help it.
They're
toaster-pastry deliciousness.
She's kind of right.
I want one.
Yeah,
I kind of want one, too.
Geez, Quinny.
How many is that?
How many is that?
What are you,
my father?
If I was, I wouldn't be happy
with me right now.
So what else is new?
Let me guess.
He told you not to be my Agent.
Pretty much.
Well, then, I guess it's
a win/win for you.
You get to sign me
and *** off the old man.
What about you?
Well, I get to sign
with good agents,
*** off the old man,
and look good doing it.
It's a win/win/win.
You want a drink?
No, I got to get home.
My wife's pregnant,
you know.
d You're intimidating
as all hell d
You too, huh?
You didn't see my test.
d I know how you work d
d I am just like you d
d no matter what you say d
Hey.
Hey.
Dude, you're like
I got left back a year.
Not the point.
What's up?
Can you help me?
Of course
I'll help you.
Just tell me
what the story's about.
You wanted to wear the suit,
didn't you?
I did.
You happy?
I am.
It's nice.
I feel chicken-y.
Okay.
Well, basically
they did a study
saying that street signs
are more noticeable
if only the first letter
is capitalized,
not the whole name.
They did not do that study.
Yes, they did.
Someone actually paid
someone money for that?
Mm-hmm, you did,
with your taxpayer dollars
I mean,
when you had a job.
I have a job.
I'm a bartender.
You're kind of more
of a bar back.
Who bartends
once in a while.
Okay, sorry.
Bartender.
I pay my taxes.
I know you do, honey.
You are a hard-working,
tax-paying,
very handsome,
chicken-y-feeling bartender.
I still need help
on the story.
Okay, well, maybe you could do
something like, um,
"why did the chicken
cross the wrong road?
Because he couldn't read
the street signs.
"
Hey, that's pretty good.
So they really paid someone
for this study?
Like, some firm somewhere,
with supposedly educated people,
did this?
Mm-hmm.
They're changing
the signs, too.
They say signs
with all capital letters
cause people
to stare a little longer,
and the lingering
causes accidents.
The lingering?
Mm-hmm.
The lingering on the
all-capital-letter street signs
that we've had since
the beginning of time.
Mm-hmm.
Let me ask you
a question.
Which are larger,
capital letters
or smaller letters?
Capital letters.
And what's easier
to see,
larger things
or small things?
Larger.
And what do you think
would cause one
to linger
on a street sign,
the fact that the larger,
easier-to-read letters
tripped you up,
or the fact that, hey,
why are all the street signs
different?
Bam.
Accident.
Bam?
Bam, not to mention the money
they spent on this study
and the money they're gonna spend
to change all the street signs.
$110 per sign
on every street sign in America.
Unbelievable.
Schools don't have art or music
or hot lunches or books,
and this is where my tax dollars
as a bartender are going?
Wow.
You are really worked up
about this street-sign thing.
I am.
And kind of
the bartender thing, too.
I guess I'll do it, then --
the story.
Well, only do it if you'll say
how ridiculous it is,
that it's a ridiculous, stupid,
wasteful project.
I wish.
Well, Jerry loves
stuff like that.
You know? Just call it,
um, social commentary.
I don't think so,
but thanks.
You hot?
Yeah, you're right.
My feet are sweating.
Mm-hmm.
You know, if a guy plays
most of his career
in the minors, and then
he gets called up
You're a bartender.
He's a major-leaguer,
Millie.
Bartender.
Bartender.
That's right.
Okay, here we go.
Brooke, I'm fine.
I know.
It's okay.
You just got a little spooked.
I really do think it was
more from standing up so fast
than anything.
Well, you saved my keys,
and if you hadn't --
You would've had to use
the spare key
under the gnome statue.
Hi.
Hi.
Chloe,
what are you doing here?
Oh, I'm making
a toaster pastry.
But how did you get in?
I used the spare key
under the gnome statue.
You want one?
Yes, but what are you
doing here,
other than making
delicious toaster strudel?
I mean, are you okay?
There's been a change
of plans.
I had a checkup this morning,
and, um
looks like your baby's gonna
be here sooner than we thought.
Oh.
Oh.
So, tell me again
how it went down.
I got an a-minus,
he asked to see me,
and then he told me he didn't
want us representing Ian.
You believe that?
Everything except
the a-minus part.
So, what do you think?
Well, I think
Kellerman's a bully,
and we need
to get Ian a great deal
so he can get out from under
his father and never look back.
And are we talking about
Ian Kellerman now
or Nathan Scott?
I know you don't like Ian.
And on the surface,
there's not a lot to like.
But I've been there, clay.
He just needs to grow up
and find some stability.
You see the past
when you look at this kid.
I get that.
But, buddy,
I don't trust him.
So we beat Kellerman at his own
game, with his own words.
Trust is a gamble.
Get it in writing.
We have Ian sign
a contract with us.
That way Kellerman can't
influence him or pressure him.
And then we include
a morals clause
in case you're right
and I'm wrong, which I'm not.
So you beat Kellerman
using his own textbook.
Nice going, a-minus.
Nathan! It's time!
Yeah.
Okay.
We're just gonna
finish this game.
The baby's coming
right now.
Yeah, I know.
Clay?
This is
really exciting stuff, Hales,
but if you could
just force your knees together
and hang in there,
we're almost done.
In fact,
do you want winners?
I don't think
you guys understand.
I'm gonna have the baby
right here.
Yeah, I don't think you understand.
Mnh-mnh.
Julian told us that you tricked
him and Brooke and Quinn.
Oh!
Hey, look, it's a wolf!
You see, now, I'm the boy
who cried "wolf," too, so
Yeah, yeah, it's true.
I-I did.
I did trick them.
But right now,
it's not a trick,
and we actually need
to go to the hospital.
Are you serious?
Like, right now, right now?
Okay, uh, I --
I have to find my keys.
Just kidding!
d Yeah d
Wolf!
d Ooh d
d ooh d
Okay, Millie, you're live
in 15 seconds.
Okay.
Stand by.
You're live
in 5, 4, 3, 2.
Why did the chicken
cross the wrong road?
Because he couldn't read
the street signs.
At least, that's what
our government says.
The federal government
has mandated that by 2018,
all street signs
in the United States
must be written
with a capital letter
followed by lowercase letters.
It's costing taxpayers
in New York City $27.
5 million,
and your city will be next.
Why?
The Federal Highway
Administration says
that safety will improve
by replacing
the all-capital-letter signs,
because drivers will be able to
identify the words more quickly
when they're written in both
upper- and lowercase letters
At least, that's what I think
it's called.
It's written
in big, bold, capital letters
in this press release,
so I couldn't quite make it out.
Sorry.
I'm sorry.
So, let me get this straight.
Schools don't have books
or art or music or hot lunches,
and this is where
our tax dollars are going?
Unemployment is up.
People are jobless
and homeless and hopeless,
and the government is spending
$110 per sign
on every street sign
in America
to make the letters smaller
so that we can
read them better?
Really? Really?
I'm Millicent Huxtable,
and how clucked up is that?
Are you out
of your mind?
You were just supposed
to report
that the signs
were being replaced.
It was a dumb idea.
T-that's your opinion.
We don't air opinions.
Our viewers
do not watch the news
to get "social commentary"
from a -- a frickin' chicken!
They were using
taxpayer dollars.
Well, you won't have to worry
about your taxpayer dollars,
because you might be out of
a job by the end of the day.
Phones are starting
to light up.
This is gonna be bad.
Go home, Millie.
I'll do what I can.
Strike one!
Just keep your eye
on the ball.
Try it again.
Strike two!
- You're swinging a little late.
- Well, you're throwing them a little early.
Just choke up a little.
d I've been to many places d
All right?
d I've seen this crazy world d
Strike three!
Man, this game sucks!
Maybe it's my pitches.
I'm pretty good,
you know.
It's not your pitches.
Dude, I was a great pitcher
in little league.
Throw one.
All right.
d I want to be
where I feel free d
d without a care
in the world d
d I want to be back at home d
It's not your pitches.
Man, you suck
worse than me!
Hey.
Sounds good.
You think so?
I don't know.
Cool!
Don't touch anything.
Hey, can I borrow
those glasses you need
but you're too afraid
to wear?
I-I don't need glasses.
W-what glasses?
Uh, the ones in your purse
that you squint through
whenever you don't think
anybody's looking.
You tell anyone about those,
and I swear to God
I will tell them
Something about you.
You can see your cream puff
in a sex tape,
but God forbid
they know you wear glasses?
Can I borrow them,
please?
Not a word.
d Breathe in
the lonely light d
All right.
Let's go.
Hey.
Hey.
Just put them on.
I don't want to.
Chuck, we need to know
if your eyes are okay.
I promise I won't laugh.
You said
you wouldn't laugh!
Come on.
We're just playing.
Chuck!
You said
you wouldn't laugh.
d I don't want to be changed d
d I don't want to be saved d
He did look funny.
d Cold d
d as I forget all the comfort
I have known d
So, where's Julian?
Oh, he's trying to finish
this documentary
he's been working on.
It's pretty cool.
I think you'd like it.
Can I get you some milk to go
with those cookies,
or fruit
to go with some milk?
You can just ask me
whatever you want, you know.
What do you mean?
I mean all those questions
you want to ask me --
just go ahead
and ask them.
Okay.
What's the baby's
father like?
He's handsome.
He has a great smile.
The truth is, I probably
would've married him
if he wasn't convicted
on those drug charges.
d I close my eyes to see d
He's in jail
for drugs?
Oh, prison, actually.
Hey, maybe he knows
your mom.
I'm kidding.
He's just a boy.
He was just as scared
as I was
when I found out
I was pregnant.
He has this picture of what
he wants his life to be,
and this isn't in it.
I have a picture, too.
I don't know.
This sounds terrible.
But what do I know
about raising a kid?
Actually, I think
putting the baby's life first
is selfless.
d And what if I could give up
all that's left d
Should I even be in here
with this paint?
d And still be fine? d
Latex paint with biocides
and spray paint
are actually the most harmful,
so you're fine.
Like I said,
what do I know?
What about your friends?
Well, I used to have
a lot of friends.
But I can't really do the things
that they like to do.
Like what?
d Impressions d
d Two, three, four d
d listen, baby,
you know it's true d
d there's another side d
Ian said he was gonna have
a few friends over.
d Now I see
you're the only one for me d
Ah.
Morals clause --
good call.
d You're the only one for me d
d doo doo doo d
d doo doo doo d
d doo doo doo d
d you're the only one for me d
How is it? Is it good?
You want another glass?
- No, Hales.
I have to drive home.
- Just one more glass.
Just one more.
Shh, it's okay.
Haley, no.
I already drank
the wine for you,
and I ate the exotic cheese
and the Sushi.
And, ugh,
I feel so bloated.
Oh, well, you say that again,
and I'll just punch your face.
Okay.
I'm sorry.
What else can I do
for you?
I don't know.
Ooh! Do you want
to watch "psych"?
Never heard of it.
Is it any good?
Mm, meh.
Oh.
d Your heartache
made the cloud sad d
What? Why were you looking
at me like that?
Nothing!
I -- nothing.
I'm just --
I was just thinking
about how nice it is
to have you here,
andhow I can't believe
that I almost lost you and Jamie
in the same night.
d Now the clouds
are crying snow d
But you didn't.
Katie's locked away,
and the driver of that car
has to live with what he did.
I can't believe
they haven't found him.
I mean,
how do you not find --
a smashed-up,
dark-colored grand wagoneer.
Yeah.
I know.
Julian told us.
Well, it's like you said.
Whoever it is, they have
to live with what they did.
d They told you d
d "that girl is trouble d
d she's a player" d
Step away from the bar.
Why?
Because you do two things
when you're feeling vulnerable.
- How do you know?
- Because I know you, Alex.
You do shots,
and you do boys.
And there's the second one.
New boyfriend?
I don't know.
Just somebody I met.
Change is
a whisper, Alex.
It's a season.
It's slow and quiet,
and it's not very dramatic.
But it's up to you.
This one's on me.
Your song is good.
d Us kissing, holding hands d
What a day.
d This armada girl's
gone mad d
Root beer?
Chase bought it for me.
Well, don't you have any Tequila
shots you need me to do for you?
My girl went on a rant.
Your girl's
about to be fired.
What? Why?
Yeah, what? Why?
Because Jerry
did not love it,
and because chickens aren't
supposed to give opinion.
It was social commentary.
What was?
It was so dumb.
What was dumb? Millie went
live and called stupid stupid.
In a chicken suit.
Nice.
Jerry said he was
getting complaints.
I'm doomed.
Uh, excuse me, ladies.
I just need to know
if you're, um --
Yeah, hi.
Alex Dupr�.
No, actually --
I actually meant
are you
the angry chicken reporter?
That's me.
I knew it.
I -- that was awesome,
by the way.
Just, uh, c-can I have
your autograph?
Sure.
What is it?
It's your contract
with the agency.
Yeah,
it's a standard thing, Ian.
Well,
I'll tell you what --
me and Tommy here
against you guys
in a game of beer pong.
If we lose,
I'll sign your contract.
But if you lose,
I don't.
Come on, Ian.
We don't want to play games.
What's the matter?
You afraid of getting
your *** beat, Scott?
You understand I used to be
in the NBA, yes?
And you understand that I can
hit any part of the plate
from 60 feet away, yes?
Drink up, Kellerman.
Well, since we don't know
the sex, I like yellow.
Julian likes green.
Why don't you just paint
the room black?
Black?
It would be like a cave.
I know.
It'd be awesome.
I had a friend named Peyton
who had a black room
when she was your age.
She was adopted, too.
You know, you could
really help me with this
if you would just tell us
the sex.
I don't know it, and I really
don't want to know it.
Um, I'm sorry.
I didn't even think --
It's okay.
I'm just really tired.
I'm gonna go.
Okay.
Can I drive you
somewhere, or --
oh, no, I -- I have
my motorcycle.
You ride a motorcycle?
No.
I have a Prius.
But the look on your face
is priceless.
I'm fine, I promise.
Thanks for letting me
hang out today.
No matter what color
you paint it,
it's gonna be
a really nice room.
I'm sure this baby's gonna have
an awesome life.
Chuck!
Hey, Chuck!
Go away, Mr.
Meathole.
I told you to leave me alone.
What?
I-it's me -- Chase.
What do you want?
Come to laugh
at me some more?
No.
I came to say
I'm sorry about that.
Okay? I'm sorry.
Now put some clothes on
and get out here.
Where are we going?
Dude, it's late on a school night.
Does it matter?
Good point.
Wait up.
Man, I thought we were gonna
boost a car or something.
Just put them on.
I better not be
getting punk'd.
You're not.
And no laughing.
No laughing.
All right.
Let's see what you got.
Chuck!
I think you need glasses.
Yep.
Nice hit.
Whoo.
There you go.
Attaboy.
Whoo.
What are you looking at,
girl I love?
My sexy bartender boyfriend
who always helps me.
You mean the one
who feels bad
about giving you
the crummy advice?
You didn't.
It felt good
to say what I said.
And if I get fired,
I get fired.
It's Jerry.
I don't want to get fired.
Hi, Jerry.
Uh-huh.
Uh-huh.
Okay.
Thanks.
He said the switchboards
were jammed all day.
Oh, that's bad.
Well
It would have been,
except
He said they liked me.
He said I'm a hit,
and they want me to do
social commentary from now on.
So, Marvin.
What else
are you mad about?
d Maybe I should call d
d or maybe I should write d
All right,
just initial here.
Andsign there.
Who knew Clay Evans
was the beer-pong master?
What the hell? I knew you guys
couldn't be complete dorks.
Complete dorks
and officially your agents.
I think this calls
for a little celebration.
Don't you think
you've had enough?
Drinks, probably.
Women, never.
Ah.
Well, on that note, I think
we'll be heading out.
You got a bathroom
in this place?
Uh, if you don't want
to wait in line,
there's one in the back
of the house past the kitchen.
All right.
d I'm gonna make you mine d
Hey.
How'd it go?
Good.
A few inches lower,
not so good.
d Well, maybe I could call d
Thanks
for the glasses.
Our secret.
Thank you.
d Kiss you on the cheek d
d watch your face light up d
d as the night's falling d
You mind
if I help you close up?
Sure, if you want to.
I do.
I miss it.
Besides, I didn't get
any better offers.
d Take all the colors d
d and paint it in your bedroom d
d and you'd be feeling fine d
d no, don't think twice d
d I'm gonna make you mine d
d I'm gonna make you mine d
d as we watch that sun
go down d
d we will be here now d
d to watch that sun d
d toaster strudel d
d you taste so good and yummy d
d toaster strudel d
d get into my tummy d
d frosting doodle
on a strudel d
d and now I'm gonna eat you up d
Quinn?
It's time.
For real this time.
Huh?
d I'm gonna make you mine d
d I'm gonna make you mine d
Brooke.
She went into labor.
Haley?
No, Chloe.
d I'm gonna make you mine d
d I'm gonna make you mine d