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There are many tv programs designed specifically for women.
But there's always something weird about those tv programs.
They're always showing how women can improve themselves.
For example, Extreme Makeover.
Therein women learn how to slim down their body.
The perfect housewife with Aunt Kate about how women can clean better.
Or with SuperNanny, how they can educate their children better.
Women programs always put the problems by the women.
As a woman, that's just not nice to watch, is it? - No, as we men create a man program,
like the Man Liberation Front, the MLF,
then we put the problems... also by the women.
Yes, because that's amusing for us to watch.
Thus, what has a good women program to do?
Put the problem by the men!
The skills of a man are limited.
That's why we have to be creative with the things they can do, and more the things they like to do.
And darling, does it pay off?
Yes, the laundry is dry.
Good, good, I can instantly give you the wash-up.
Alright! Woohoo! Wash-up!
All housekeeping tasks can perfectly be done by your chappie
without he loses his manlyness doing it.
Just make sure it's challenging enough.
Darling, just look at that burnt fat. You can never clean that anymore!
Oh, yes!
And so everyone is happy...
Okay! - Nicely done, chappie.
For men, everything is a contest.
Therefore, make good appointments with the neighbors.
Come on, Henk! Come on! Quicker!
We women all want a firmly trained man.
And hereby his car plays a very big role.
Darling! - Yes?
Your car... - Eh? What?
God! But just stop the car! Dang!
Shame of the Airtime.