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ARE YOU GONNA MISS ME?
OF COURSE I'M GONNA MISS YOU.
TONIGHT ON "CELEBRITY WIFE SWAP"...
BYE!
R&B SINGER SisQó
AND '90s LATIN HEARTTHROB AND POP SINGER GERARDO MEJIA
ARE ABOUT TO TURN THEIR WORLDS UPSIDE DOWN.
♪♪♪
ALL RIGHT. I HOPE YOU GUYS ARE HUNGRY!
WILL THE WIVES BE ABLE TO SURVIVE
WITH A NEW CELEBRITY HUSBAND?
ELIZABETH! HURRY IT UP AND LET'S GET IT GOING.
I SERIOUSLY HAVE TWO HANDS.
GERARDO IS DEFINITELY CONTROLLING.
MY RULES. MY COMMANDMENTS.
"WE LIMIT OURSELVES TO 1,200 CALORIES A DAY."
I'M STARVING.
IT'S WORKOUT TIME. THIS IS A SAUNA SUIT.
YOU PUT THIS ON UNDER YOUR SWEAT SUIT.
I MEAN, I'M TRYING TO KEEP IT SEXY.
SHE'S GOTTA KEEP IT SEXY.
EVERYBODY'S SO CONCERNED ABOUT HOW THEY LOOK.
HOW WILL THE CELEBRITIES COPE WITH THE NEW SET OF RULES?
MOM AND WIFE IS NO LONGER A DOORMAT.
THE WORST CHANGE MY WIFE COULD MAKE
IS MAKE ME DO CHORES.
IT'S KATHY'S RULES. THIS IS NOT GONNA BE GOOD.
AND WHAT WILL HAPPEN
WHEN THE SINGERS FINALLY COME FACE-TO-FACE?
I WAS THE COOK, THE MAID.
I THINK THAT YOU ARE KIND OF A DOORMAT.
WHAT?
♪♪♪
♪♪♪
I'M SisQó, A.K.A. "THONG MAN."
YOU MAY KNOW ME
FROM MY MULTI-PLATINUM HIT, "THONG SONG."
♪ BABY, MAKE YOUR *** GO ♪
♪ THAT THONG TH-THONG THONG THONG ♪
TEN YEARS AGO, I MET ELIZABETH.
SHE WAS ACTUALLY A STYLIST WHEN WE MET.
AND OUR RELATIONSHIP KIND OF GREW.
HE'S A GREAT FATHER.
HE'S VERY ATTENTIVE.
AND I KNOW THAT I'M IN GOOD HANDS.
MY FAMILY CONSISTS OF MY 11-MONTH-OLD SON RYU,
AND SHAIONE, WHO'S MY 18-YEAR-OLD DAUGHTER
FROM ANOTHER RELATIONSHIP.
♪ AMAZING GRACE ♪
I THINK SHE HAS A FANTASTIC SINGING VOICE.
YOU EITHER HAVE IT, OR YOU DON'T,
AND SHAI HAS IT.
AW, YEAH.
SisQó IS AN AWESOME PARTNER.
WE HAVE A PRETTY MODERN RELATIONSHIP.
IT'S PRETTY 50/50.
I PRETTY MUCH DO THE COOKING AND ELIZABETH DOES THE CLEANING.
(whirring)
I TOLD SisQó TO BE SUPER ANNOYING ABOUT MY WEIGHT.
SO...
AND I'M TRUE TO FORM.
GET THE SMOOTHIE AND THE SMOOTHIE, ALL RIGHT?
(laughs)
(Elizabeth) WE STICK TO A 1,200-CALORIE DIET,
OR WE TRY TO. I ALWAYS CHEAT,
BUT DON'T TELL HIM THAT.
(both laugh)
AW. AW.
YOU GONNA PUT THE SAUNA SUIT ON TODAY,
OR ARE YOU GONNA TRY TO FLAKE?
WE HAVE A BIT OF A WORKOUT REGIMEN.
SO WE PUT ON THIS SUPER, SUPER, SUPER-HOT SAUNA SUIT.
IT'S, UM, HOT AS (bleep) UNDERNEATH THE SAUNA SUIT.
(laughs)
(Elizabeth) CHEAT DAY. THAT'S WHY WE'RE OUT HERE RIGHT NOW.
I MEAN, I'M TRYING TO KEEP IT SEXY.
SHE'S GOTTA KEEP IT SEXY.
♪♪♪
(Elizabeth) ON A SCALE OF ONE TO TEN,
AS FAR AS SisQó BEING A PERFECTIONIST...
HE'S ABOUT AN 11.
I LIKE TO SHOW MY GIRL OFF.
I WANT HER STEPPIN' OUT SUITED AND BOOTED.
WE ARE COLOR-COORDINATED,
SO WE LIKE, TO, UM...
COORDINATE.
WE GOTTA COORDINATE. EXACTLY.
COORDINATE.
(laughs)
I DON'T LIKE THINGS TO BE DISHEVELED.
LIKE, I LIKE ALL OF THE TV REMOTES LINED UP SYMMETRICALLY.
AND UNLESS THE FOOD IS ON A SQUARE PLATE,
I'M NOT EATING IT.
THEN I HAVE A REALLY EXPENSIVE CHERRY WOOD TABLE.
WE NEVER EVEN EAT AT THAT TABLE.
I JUST NEED EVERYTHING TO BE STRAIGHT,
OR I'M NOT GETTING ANY SLEEP.
(beat-boxing)
I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT KIND OF WIFE SWAP THAT WE'RE IN FOR.
THIS IS GONNA BE... TRYING.
I AM GERARDO MEJIA,
AND I'M BEST KNOWN FOR MY HIT SONG "RICO SUAVE"
FROM THE 1990s.
♪ RICO ♪
♪♪♪
♪ SUAVE ♪
(Gerardo) KATHY IS MY WIFE.
WE HAVE BEEN TOGETHER FOR 21 YEARS.
WE MET IN MEXICO.
I WAS A YOUNG MODEL, A PAGEANT QUEEN.
I WAS MISS WEST VIRGINIA.
HE WAS THE SEXIEST MAN ALIVE.
AND DURING THAT FIRST TEN YEARS,
HIS WOMANIZING DAYS NEVER ENDED.
I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE.
I HAD NO IDEA OF IT.
HE CAME TO ME, HE TOLD ME THE TRUTH,
AND EVERYTHING TURNED AROUND AT THAT POINT.
(Gerardo) I SAW GOD'S LOVE.
I AM A LAY PASTOR--BASICALLY, A PASTOR-IN-TRAINING.
I'M ALSO A MUSIC EXECUTIVE.
THE FIRST ARTIST THAT I SIGNED WAS ENRIQUE IGLESIAS.
(Elizabeth) WE LIVE IN CHINO, CALIFORNIA,
WITH OUR DAUGHTER NADIA, WHO'S 17,
OUR SON JADEN, WHO'S 12,
AND FOUR DOGS.
I'M THE DISCIPLINARIAN.
(Nadia) I DON'T HAVE THAT MUCH FREEDOM.
MY CURFEW IS 10:00 SHARP.
HEY, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.
WHAT?
WHY ARE YOU WEARING THAT?
DAD, I'M 17 YEARS OLD.
I'M NOT IN FRICKIN' KINDERGARTEN ANYMORE.
(Elizabeth) NADIA WANTS TO BE A MODEL.
SHE'S FOLLOWING IN MY FOOTSTEPS.
GO CHANGE.
SHE HAS THE TEMPER OF HER FATHER.
AND GERARDO HAS A TRACKER ON NADIA.
IT'S NOT A TRACKER.
AND ME.
I DON'T HAVE A TRACKER ON YOU.
YOU HAVE A TRACKER ON ME. I SAW IT. DON'T LIE.
ANYWAY, I KNOW 24/7 WHERE MY DAUGHTER'S AT.
THERE'S ALWAYS SOMEBODY HERE.
HIS FRIENDS, FAMILY MEMBERS...
CHURCH PEOPLE. WE HAVE AN OPEN-DOOR POLICY.
(all) AMEN.
TUESDAY NIGHTS WE HAVE A BIBLE STUDY HERE,
AND KATHY COOKS FOR 50-80 PEOPLE.
KAT?
YEAH?
I'M STARVING.
WE'RE TRADITIONAL HERE.
YOU KNOW, THIS IS OLD-SCHOOL HERE. LATINOS.
I'M THE HEAD OF THE HOUSEHOLD.
WHICH MEANS FIRST GOD, THEN ME,
THEN MY WIFE, THEN MY KIDS.
JADEN, CAN YOU TAKE THE TRASH OUT FOR ME, PLEASE?
I DON'T REALLY DO ANY CHORES AROUND THE HOUSE.
MOSTLY MY MOM DOES EVERYTHING.
THANK YOU, EVERYBODY.
THANK YOU FOR ALL YOUR HELP.
I COOK, I CLEAN, I DO LAUNDRY, I TAKE CARE OF THE DOGS.
HIS MOM BABIED HIM, SO WHEN HE CAME TO ME,
I JUST TOOK OVER WHERE MOM LEFT OFF.
AND HE DOESN'T SEE HOW HARD IT IS.
ONE WORD ADVICE FOR MY NEW WIFE COMING TO MY HOME--
PATIENCE.
IT'S THE MORNING OF THE SWAP
AND THE WIVES ARE PREPARING TO LEAVE HOME FOR ONE WEEK.
(Gerardo) I'M GONNA HAVE AN ANGRY WOMAN
HERE IN MY HOUSE FOR A WHOLE WEEK.
GOOD. I HOPE SHE CHANGES SOME THINGS AROUND HERE.
WE'VE DONE CRAZY THINGS, BUT NOTHING LIKE THIS.
I'M KIND OF NERVOUS.
WHAT IF THEY'RE NOT AS EASYGOING AS MY FAMILY?
THE REASON WHY I CHOSE TO DO "WIFE SWAP"...
TO BE HONEST, I'M A LITTLE STUCK IN MY WAYS.
SO MAYBE WE'LL ALL LEARN FROM IT.
WHY AM I DOING THE SWAP? TO SPREAD GOD'S LOVE.
HOPEFULLY, I CAN DO IT THROUGH THIS.
THE WIVES HAVE NO IDEA WHERE THEY'RE GOING
OR WHO THEIR NEW CELEBRITY HUSBAND IS.
(Kathy) IT'S VERY GREEN.
I FEEL LIKE I'M IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FOREST RIGHT NOW.
(laughs)
THIS IS DEFINITELY NOT THE CALIFORNIA THAT I'M USED TO.
I'M USED TO CITY LIFE CALIFORNIA.
HERE WE GO.
BEFORE THEY MEET THEIR FAMILIES,
ELIZABETH AND KATHY HAVE A CHANCE
TO LOOK AROUND THEIR NEW HOMES.
(clicks)
(Elizabeth) OH, MY GOD. THIS IS SO BEAUTIFUL.
(dog barks)
AND THEY HAVE DOGS.
SisQó WOULD NEVER HAVE A DOG. THAT'S FOR SURE.
(barks)
WOW.
IT'S BIG.
MY GOD, IT DOESN'T LOOK LIKE ANYONE LIVES HERE.
WOW, EVERYTHING'S SO IN PLACE.
LIKE, HOW DO YOU HAVE CHILDREN AND EVERYTHING BE SO PERFECT?
WELL, THERE'S DIRTY DISHES IN THE SINK HERE.
AND THEY MIX THE DOG BOWLS WITH THEIR DISHES.
THIS IS MESSY.
THIS WOULD NOT FLY IN MY HOUSE, THAT'S FOR SURE.
WHO IS THIS GUY?
(laughs) SisQó.
THE "THONG SONG" GUY?
♪ THONG TH-THONG THONG THONG ♪
(laughs) I THINK.
THIS IS GOING TO BE A VERY INTERESTING WEEK.
OH! I KNOW WHO IT IS.
"RICO SUAVE." GERARDO.
HE'S DEFINITELY HOT.
WOW. LOOKS LIKE I'M IN GOOD HANDS.
EACH WIFE HAS WRITTEN A MANUAL
AS A GUIDE TO THE RUNNING OF THEIR HOMES.
(Kathy) IT'S A BEAUTIFUL FAMILY.
"OUR IMMEDIATE FAMILY CONSISTS
"OF OUR 11-MONTH-OLD SON RYU
"AND OUR 18-YEAR-OLD DAUGHTER SHAIONE.
"YOU'VE PROBABLY ALREADY NOTICED
WE'RE AN EXTREMELY NEAT AND TIDY FAMILY."
DUH.
"OUR FAMILY IS MADE UP OF OUR 12-YEAR-SON JADEN
"AND 17-YEAR-OLD NADIA.
"THESE DAYS, THOUGH, GERARDO IS A LAY PASTOR
AND A PILLAR OF THE COMMUNITY."
THAT IS A DRASTIC CHANGE FROM WHAT HE USED TO BE, FOR SURE.
"SisQó AND I ARE VERY PARTICULAR
"ABOUT OUR HEALTH AND APPEARANCE.
WE TYPICALLY COLOR-COORDINATE OUR OUTFITS." (laughs)
"WE EXERCISE REGULARLY,
AND SisQó INSISTS THAT I WEAR A SAUNA SUIT." (laughs)
"ON TUESDAYS, WE HAVE BIBLE STUDY GROUP.
I WILL COOK FOR ALL 70 OF THEM."
OH, MAN.
"I CONSIDER SisQó AND I
"TO HAVE A THOROUGHLY MODERN RELATIONSHIP,
AS WE SHARE MOST RESPONSIBILITIES 50/50."
WOW, SisQó. I GIVE YOU PROPS.
50/50 ON THE CHORES?
"WE WORK ALONG WHAT YOU MIGHT CALL TRADITIONAL GENDER ROLES.
I DO EVERYTHING AROUND THE HOME. MY KIDS DO NOTHING."
DID WE GET INTO A TIME MACHINE?
I THOUGHT IT WAS THE 21st CENTURY AROUND HERE.
"I HOPE YOU HAVE FUN WITH MY AMAZING FAMILY... ELIZABETH."
THIS FAMILY IS SO UPTIGHT ABOUT EVERYTHING BEING SO PERFECT.
THAT'S GONNA BE VERY DIFFERENT FOR ME.
"ENJOY THIS MOMENT OF PEACE AND QUIET,
BECAUSE IT'S ALL ABOUT TO END."
WHAT DID I REALLY GET MYSELF INTO?
IT'S NOW TIME FOR THE WIVES
TO MEET THEIR NEW CELEBRITY HUSBANDS AND FAMILIES.
HI. OH, YOU KNEW ME RIGHT OFF THE BAT.
IT WAS LIKE A DEAD GIVEAWAY, WITH HIS PLATINUM HAIR.
I'M THE BIG DRAGON. THIS IS THE LITTLE DRAGON, RYU.
HI.
AND THIS IS SHAIONE.
HI.
NICE TO MEET YOU.
SO I'M CURIOUS. LIKE, WHO'S YOUR...
MY HUSBAND SANG A SONG IN THE '90s.
A BIG SONG CALLED "RICO SUAVE."
HE'S A LATIN GUY WITH LONG HAIR.
OH! GERARDO IS YOUR HUSBAND.
YEAH.
GOOD TIMES. GOOD TIMES.
I THOUGHT I WAS GONNA BE THE SEXY ONE.
(laughs)
SUPPOSED TO BE ME.
NOW I GOTTA COMPETE WITH...
♪ RICO ♪
♪ A-LAY A-EE ♪
THIS IS NOT GONNA BE GOOD. THIS IS NOT GONNA BE...
HI, DOGS.
HI, HOW ARE YOU?
ELIZABETH.
GERARDO. NICE TO MEET YOU.
NICE TO MEET YOU.
OH, MY GOSH, YOU ARE SO BEAUTIFUL.
SO ARE YOU. HI, I'M NADIA.
THANK YOU. NICE TO MEET YOU.
HI, SWEETIE. NICE TO MEET YOU.
NICE TO MEET YOU.
WHO ARE YOU MARRIED-- OR WHO IS YOUR BOYFRIEND?
MY BOYFRIEND IS SisQó.
SisQó? OKAY.
"THE THONG SONG"!
YEAH.
MY WIFE LOVES THAT SONG.
DOES SHE?
♪ WHAT WHAT ♪
♪ BABY, MOVE YOUR BUTT BUTT BUTT ♪
I REMEMBER THAT. I LOVE THAT.
(laughter)
YOU GUYS HAVE A REALLY BEAUTIFUL FAMILY.
THANK YOU SO MUCH.
WHEN ANYBODY COMES TO OUR HOME,
WE GIVE OUR MASTER BEDROOM TO THE GUEST.
WOW. THAT'S REALLY NICE AND ACCOMMODATING.
GERARDO SEEMS LIKE A REALLY NICE GUY.
GERARDO SHOWS ELIZABETH TO HER ROOM
ONLY TO FIND ONE OF THE DOGS LEFT HER A PRESENT.
OKAY--OH, MY GOSH.
VERY COZY. OH.
(exhales)
THAT'S GROSS.
YOU KNOW WHAT? I COULD FIND YOU THE POTION THAT SHE HAS.
OKAY. THAT'S A START.
HE HANDS ME A SPRAY BOTTLE...
WHOO! PEACE OUT. I'LL BE OUTSIDE.
(laughs)
AND JUST LEAVES ME THERE.
WHAT... THE HELL?
I HAVEN'T EVEN BEEN HERE FOR AN HOUR
AND I'M ALREADY PICKING UP DOG CRAP.
SisQó WOULD TOTALLY DO THIS FOR ME.
AT LEAST TAKE TURNS DOING THIS.
(Gerardo) WE'RE JUST A TRADITIONAL LATIN FAMILY.
DON'T HATE ME.
OH, GROSS.
COMING UP, THE WIVES STRUGGLE WITH THEIR NEW LIFESTYLES.
(Kathy) I'M STARVING.
I WANNA SPLIT IT.
ARE YOU SERIOUS?
(buzzing)
ELIZABETH. HURRY IT UP AND LET'S GET IT GOING.
♪♪♪
R&B SINGER SisQó
AND FORMER POP SINGER GERARDO MEJIA
HAVE SWAPPED WIVES FOR ONE WEEK.
(Kathy) HERE WE GO.
SO FAR, THE WIVES HAVE MET THEIR NEW FAMILIES...
SisQó!
AND SisQó'S GIRLFRIEND ELIZABETH...
OH.
HAS ALREADY BEEN PUT TO TASK BY GERARDO.
SisQó WOULD TOTALLY DO THIS FOR ME.
IN BALTIMORE, BEFORE SisQó BEGINS COOKING DINNER,
KATHY TAKES A MOMENT TO GET TO KNOW HER NEW FAMILY,
AND SisQó WASTES NO TIME
SHOWING OFF HIS DAUGHTER'S TALENT.
GO AHEAD, SING.
OH, YOU'RE A SINGER?
I CAN. YEAH, I CAN.
OH, THAT'S AWESOME.
WHEN KATHY AND I FIRST STARTED TALKING
AND MY DAD INTRODUCED ME, HE OPENED UP HIS MOUTH
AND SAID I CAN SING.
I WANT HER TO SING MORE, BUT...
I HAVEN'T HEARD HER SING SINCE SHE WAS, LIKE, 7, I THINK.
THIS HAS BEEN AN ONGOING THING.
HE WANTS ME TO BE IN THE ENTERTAINMENT BUSINESS,
BUT I JUST WISH HE WOULDN'T PUSH THE ISSUE SO MUCH.
ACROSS THE COUNTRY IN CHINO,
STYLIST ELIZABETH IS HELPING ASPIRING MODEL NADIA
WITH A FITTING FOR AN UPCOMING PHOTO SHOOT.
I HEARD YOU'RE A STYLIST,
SO MAYBE YOU COULD HELP US WITH THAT.
YEAH. YEAH.
I WOULD LOVE TO.
THIS FOR THE FIRST FRAME.
YES.
YEAH.
IS THERE A BOTTOM TO THAT?
THIS IS A DRESS.
YOU GUYS ARE STRESSING ME OUT.
GERARDO IS DEFINITELY CONTROLLING.
HE IS REALLY OVER-THE-TOP WITH THE WAY SHE DRESSES.
IT'S REALLY PRETTY.
YEAH.
WHY CAN'T IT BE, LIKE, SIX INCHES LONGER...
DOWN TO HER ANKLES?
BECAUSE I'M NOT A NUN.
NADIA, NO.
WHAT?
I HAVE MY TEMPER, BUT SHE'S A HANDFUL.
NADIA GOES HEAD-TO-HEAD WITH ME ALL DAY LONG.
BUT I HAVE MY BELIEFS.
HEY, MAN. I'M THE GODFATHER.
IF YOU HOVER TOO MUCH,
YOU REALLY MIGHT END UP DOING THE OPPOSITE,
AND THAT'S, LIKE, NOT WHAT YOU WANT.
THE ROLES ARE A BIT EXTREME,
AND MAYBE IT KIND OF PUSHES HER
TO BE A LITTLE MORE OUTSPOKEN.
AT SisQó'S HOUSE, KATHY GETS A RARE TREAT
OF HAVING SOMEONE ELSE DO THE COOKING FOR THE FAMILY.
I'M PRETTY IMPRESSED WITH SEEING ALL THIS ACTION.
HE IS LIKE... SUPERMAN.
I SAW HIM IN THE KITCHEN
BALANCING THE BABY, COOKING THE FOOD.
OH, YEAH.
I'VE NEVER SEEN A MAN DO THAT BEFORE IN MY LIFE.
BE LIKE, "YEAH, ME AND MY GIRL,
WE WAS TALKIN' ABOUT SHARIN' OUR FEELINGS."
(laughs)
WE ACTUALLY GET ALONG REALLY WELL.
IT'S FUN. I'M HAVING FUN.
BACK IN CHINO, THE FITTING IS OVER,
SO ELIZABETH GETS A CHANCE TO TALK TO 17-YEAR-OLD NADIA.
MY CURFEW IS 10:00.
I HAVE A TRACKER ON ME,
YET HE STILL MAKES ME TAKE PICTURES OF WHERE I AM
AND WHO I'M WITH.
I'M LIKE, "OKAY, YOU SEE WHERE I AM."
THAT'S HORRIBLE.
I THINK THAT GERARDO DEFINITELY NEEDS TO EASE UP A LITTLE BIT,
ESPECIALLY THE TRACKING DEVICE.
ALL I WANT IS JUST, LIKE, A LITTLE BIT OF TRUST...
YEAH. YEAH.
AND THEN IT MOVES UP AND UP AND UP.
BUT I'M STUCK.
SEE, I OVERHEARD YOU GUYS.
SEE, YOU GUYS ARE ALREADY TALKING ABOUT THAT? COOL.
BUT UNDER MY ROOF.
YEAH, BUT IT LEAVES ON MY...
PEACE OUT.
IT LEAVES ON MY...
PEACE OUT.
I'M OUT!
SHE'S IN MY HOUSE, SO SHE'S GOTTA RESPECT MY RULES.
MY COMMANDMENTS. MY WORD.
AND NOW WE FEAST.
BEAUTIFUL.
WHERE DO YOU USUALLY EAT?
WHEREVER WE LIKE.
WE'VE NEVER EATEN AT THAT TABLE IN THERE.
REALLY?
YEAH. (laughs)
I DON'T WANNA GET ANY STAINS
ON MY BEAUTIFUL, REALLY EXPENSIVE,
NICE, YOU KNOW, CHERRY WOOD TABLE.
(Kathy) SisQó IS SO UPTIGHT
ABOUT EVERYTHING BEING SO PERFECT.
HE NEEDS TO ENJOY LIFE.
I'VE NEVER HAD A MAN COOK FOR ME BEFORE,
AND IT'S DELICIOUS.
YOU HEAR THAT, RYU?
IF YOU WANNA KEEP THE LADIES, YOU GOTTA COOK 'EM SOMETHING.
(laughs)
♪♪♪
IT'S THE SECOND DAY OF THE SWAP,
AND IN BALTIMORE, SisQó IS TENDING TO BABY RYU.
AT GERARDO'S HOUSE, ELIZABETH IS UP
AND HAS A BUSY MORNING AHEAD OF HER
DOING ALL OF KATHY'S DUTIES.
I'VE BEEN UP SINCE 6:30.
ACCORDING TO KATHY'S MANUAL,
I NEED TO STILL WAKE UP JADEN, COOK HIM BREAKFAST.
I'M JUST SO TIRED, AND THE DAY HAS ONLY BEGAN.
(Elizabeth) MORNING.
(Jaden) MORNING.
SO I MADE YOU A WAFFLE.
I'M REALLY NOT IN THE MOOD FOR WAFFLES.
REALLY?
CAN YOU MAKE ME SOME EGGS, PLEASE?
I MADE HIM A WAFFLE. HE WANTED EGGS.
I ALMOST FEEL LIKE KATHY IS A DOORMAT IN THIS FAMILY.
YOU GOTTA EAT KIND OF FAST, OKAY?
'CAUSE I DON'T WANT YOU TO BE LATE.
AS A COOK, ELIZABETH IS... OKAY.
THE EGGS WERE... A LITTLE TOO...
SLOPPY.
IT'S A LOT OF WORK, BEING IN THIS HOUSEHOLD.
IN BALTIMORE, WITH SHAI LOOKING AFTER BABY RYU,
IT'S TIME FOR SisQó'S DAILY WORKOUT,
COMPLETE WITH A SAUNA SUIT FOR KATHY.
(SisQó) WORKOUT TIME. THIS IS A SAUNA SUIT.
YOU PUT THIS ON UNDER YOUR SWEAT SUIT.
OKAY.
WELL, HERE YOU GO.
ALL RIGHT.
GOOD LUCK.
THANK YOU. WE'LL GET IT ON.
I'M GONNA LOOK LIKE THE GOODYEAR BLIMP.
ELIZABETH GOTTA-- GOTTA STAY RIGHT.
GOTTA STAY TIGHT, YOU KNOW? CAN'T HAVE THE FAT FACE.
SO YOU GUYS DO THIS EVERY DAY?
WELL, YEAH.
OH, MY GOSH.
WITH THIS OUTFIT ON, I GOT EXTRA "DUMPS LIKE A TRUCK."
(laughs)
LET ME TELL YOU.
SO ELIZABETH LIKES THIS?
SHE DOES NOT LIKE THE SAUNA SUIT.
SHE DOES NOT LIKE IT?
IF ELIZABETH DOESN'T LIKE TO WEAR THAT SUIT,
I DON'T KNOW WHY HE WOULD INSIST THAT SHE DOES,
'CAUSE IT'S VERY UNCOMFORTABLE.
(SisQó) OH! (laughs)
♪♪♪
IN CHINO, WHILE NADIA'S ENJOYING A POOL PARTY
AND JADEN PLAYS BASKETBALL,
ELIZABETH'S BUSY DAY CONTINUES,
GETTING NO HELP FROM GERARDO.
ARE YOU COMING TO HELP?
UH...
YES? NO?
NO?
YOU'RE DOING GOOD. YOU'RE DOING GOOD.
(chuckles)
I'LL SEE YOU IN A BIT.
OH. OKAY.
PEACE.
THANKS.
I HAVE A LOT ON MY PLATE, AND IT'S ALL ON ME,
WITH THREE OTHER PEOPLE NOT HELPING AT ALL.
AND WHAT'S REALLY ANNOYING IS GERARDO'S ALWAYS SHIRTLESS.
NO PASTOR WALKS AROUND WITH HIS SHIRT OFF.
BACK IN BALTIMORE, WITH SisQó LOOKING AFTER RYU,
KATHY TAKES A MOMENT TO GET TO KNOW 18-YEAR-OLD SHAI.
WHAT ARE YOU STUDYING?
UM, PHYSICAL THERAPY.
I REALLY WANNA GO INTO THAT FIELD...
OH, WOW.
OF WORK. I LOVE SCIENCE AND THE WAY THE BODY WORKS.
MY DAD HAS BEEN INSISTING ON ME
BEING IN THE ENTERTAINMENT BUSINESS.
MY DAD'S LIKE, "OH, YOU LIKE THIS? WELL, I LIKE THIS.
SO LET'S DO WHAT I LIKE," SOMETIMES.
THAT'S, LIKE--YOU GET THAT FROM YOUR DAD, YOU KNOW?
HE STILL, YOU KNOW, WANTS TO MAKE SURE I'M COMFORTABLE,
BUT HE'LL, LIKE, EDGE IT ON.
BUT PHYSICAL THERAPY IS, LIKE,
THE FOREFRONT IN MY MIND RIGHT NOW.
THAT'S AWESOME.
SisQó, SHOWBIZ DAD,
HE WANTS HIS DAUGHTER TO FOLLOW IN HIS FOOTSTEPS,
BUT IT'S NOT HER PASSION.
IN CHINO, ELIZABETH GETS A FIRST-HAND LOOK
AT HOW GERARDO OPENS HIS DOOR TO THE COMMUNITY.
(boy) DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING TO EAT? I'M HUNGRY.
OKAY.
COULD WE HAVE, LIKE, A QUESADILLA?
THE WHOLE OPEN-DOOR THING?
I'M NOT SAYING THAT THEY SHOULD ALWAYS KEEP IT QUIET,
BUT I THINK THAT THEY DEFINITELY NEED
TO SPEND SOME QUALITY TIME TOGETHER.
IT'S BIBLE STUDY TONIGHT. EXCITED FOR THAT?
NO. (laughs)
WHAT? (laughs)
I'M NOT EXCITED.
(Elizabeth) SisQó DOES ALL OF THE COOKING.
BUT I HAVE GROCERY SHOPPING, COOKING FOR 50 PEOPLE.
ALL RIGHT. HAVE FUN.
THANKS.
THIS MAKES ME REALLY NERVOUS.
IN BALTIMORE, KATHY GETS HER FIRST TASTE
OF SisQó'S DEMANDING AND O.C.D. WAYS
IN PREPARATION FOR THEIR DATE TONIGHT.
DO YOU HAVE SOMETHING BEIGE?
YEAH.
ROCK SOMETHING BEIGE.
I LIKE TO KIND OF COLOR-COORDINATE.
LIKE MATCHING BREAKFAST...
SisQó, THE WAY THAT HE LIKES THINGS PRESENTED RIGHT,
AND THE OUTWARD, THAT'S A LITTLE BIT OUT OF CONTROL.
SEXY, YOU KNOW.
LIKE, WE'RE ROLLING TOGETHER,
SO LET'S, YOU KNOW, LOOK TOGETHER.
MY WAY IS, WE GET FLY, WE GET SEXY,
AND WE MAKE SURE WE HAVE A HOT, SEXY TIME.
BACK IN CHINO, THE HOUSE IS STILL BUSTLING WITH NEIGHBORS,
AND ELIZABETH IS RETURNING WITH GROCERIES
TO COOK FOR 50 PEOPLE FOR TONIGHT'S BIBLE STUDY.
HI.
HEY!
(Elizabeth) SO I WALK IN WITH ALL THE GROCERIES,
NOBODY'S HELPING ME.
(buzzing)
GERARDO'S SITTING THERE GETTING A TATTOO,
WHICH IS SO RANDOM.
AND I HAD TO JUST JUMP IN THE KITCHEN
AND JUST START RIGHT AWAY.
ELIZABETH! DID YOU GET EVERYTHING?
YEAH, I DID. I HOPE SO.
(Gerardo) TUESDAY NIGHTS, WE HAVE A BIBLE STUDY.
KATHY COOKS FOR 50-80 PEOPLE.
ELIZABETH DOESN'T COOK.
YOU'RE MAKING WHAT, LASAGNA TODAY?
YOU GOTTA GIVE 'EM, LIKE, A LITTLE VARIETY.
SHE'S GONNA SCARE MY FLOCK.
I SERIOUSLY HAVE TWO HANDS.
THIS IS AS FAST AS IT'S GONNA GO.
THROUGHOUT THE WHOLE ENTIRE PROCESS,
HE WAS ASKING QUESTIONS,
AND IT WAS SUPER ANNOYING.
HOW'S IT GOING IN THERE?
I WISH HE WOULD HAVE JUST JUMPED IN AND HELPED,
BUT I GUESS THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN ASKING FOR TOO MUCH.
WE'RE ONLY AN HOUR AWAY, ELIZABETH.
OKAY, WELL, DO ME A FAVOR AND PRAY FOR A MIRACLE.
(chuckling)
I'M ALWAYS PRAYING FOR YOU.
IN BALTIMORE, SHAI IS TAKING CARE OF RYU,
AND SisQó IS SHOWING OFF COLOR-COORDINATED KATHY
AT DINNER.
I'M STARVING.
WE'RE GONNA GO WITH THE MEGA BURGER.
I WANNA SPLIT IT.
IT'S A MEGA BURGER! YOU GOTTA SPLIT IT.
ARE YOU SERIOUS?
I THINK I DID THAT WHEN I WAS A MODEL
AND I LOOKED LIKE A WAIF.
HERE'S YOUR EXTRA PLATE.
UM...
Y'ALL DOING OKAY?
Y'ALL--UM, Y'ALL GOT ANY, LIKE, SQUARE PLATES?
SQUARE PLATES? YEAH.
AWESOME.
IT WASN'T ON THE APPROPRIATE PLATE
FOR SEXY SisQó.
IT'S, LIKE, A FENG SHUI SCENARIO.
SO EVEN IF I GOT, LIKE, THIS SITTING RIGHT HERE,
THEN I PREFER THIS TO BE SITTING THIS WAY.
I BROUGHT UP TO HIM IF MAYBE HE'S BEEN DIAGNOSED WITH O.C.D.
YOU'RE SO CONSCIOUS OF YOUR APPEARANCE.
IT'S, LIKE, REALLY IMPORTANT TO YOU.
I DON'T KNOW. IS THAT O.C.D.?
AT GERARDO'S HOUSE,
HIS LARGE CHURCH GROUP IS ARRIVING FOR DINNER.
(Gerardo) COME ON IN, GUYS.
TEN MINUTES AND WE GOTTA EAT, OKAY?
GOD TELLS ME TO BE A SHEPHERD, THOSE ARE MY SHEEP.
I GOTTA TAKE CARE OF MY SHEEP. THEY GOTTA BE FED.
ALL RIGHT, I HOPE YOU GUYS ARE HUNGRY!
YOU GUYS, ELIZABETH REALLY WORKED HARD
ON MAKING THIS, UH, MEAL FOR YOU GUYS...
(lowered voice) SO EVEN IF IT'S NOT THAT GOOD,
I WANT YOU GUYS ALL TO EAT IT.
(laughter)
(groans)
KILL ME NOW.
YOU GUYS READY? COME ON. LET'S GO.
(cheering)
WALK BY LINE. WALK BY LINE.
(claps hands)
KEEP IT MOVING. KEEP IT MOVING.
(Gerardo) ARE WE OUT?
NO. LIKE, ONE MORE TRAY.
THE FOOD WAS DECENT.
BUT IT WAS JUST A PIECE OF LASAGNA,
AND KATHY WOULD HAVE HANDLED IT A LITTLE BETTER.
YOU KNOW, WHEN GOD SAYS IT'S TIME TO GROW, IT'S TIME TO GROW.
AMEN.
WE'RE JUST--WE'RE JUST PLANTERS.
KATHY IS DEFINITELY OVERWORKED.
BUT THOSE WERE THE OLD RULES.
TOMORROW, THE QUEEN IS IN TOWN.
I HOPE THE MEJIAS ARE READY.
♪♪♪
R&B SINGER SisQó
AND FORMER POP SINGER GERARDO MEJIA
HAVE SWAPPED WIVES FOR ONE WEEK.
BYE.
BYE.
FOR THE PAST FEW DAYS,
THE WIVES HAVE BEEN LIVING UNDER THE HOUSE RULES.
I CAN'T WAIT TO GET THIS FAT SUIT OFF.
IT'S THE MORNING OF THE RULE CHANGE
AND THE WIVES NOW GET TO RUN THE HOMES THEIR WAY.
(Kathy) EVERYBODY'S SO CONCERNED ABOUT HOW THEY LOOK.
IT'S TIME TO JUST STEP BACK
AND LIGHTEN UP. THINGS ARE GONNA CHANGE.
MY RULE CHANGE IS THE COMPLETE OPPOSITE
OF HOW THE HOUSEHOLD IS RAN NOW.
EVERYONE'S DEFINITELY GONNA BE HELPING OUT A LOT MORE.
WELCOME TO THE NEW RULES.
MOM AND WIFE IS NO LONGER A DOORMAT.
OH, MY GOD. ALL RIGHT.
BRACE YOURSELVES.
YOUR MOM AND BEAUTIFUL WIFE
HAS BEEN A PUSHOVER FOR WAY TOO LONG.
(laughs)
ALL CHORES AND RESPONSIBILITIES
WILL BE SHARED BETWEEN YOU GUYS.
THAT MEANS CLEANING, DISHES, LAUNDRY...
YES.
THAT'S GREAT.
WHEN I'M TALKING TO THEM, I MEAN YOU, TOO.
THE MODERN MARRIAGE, IT DOESN'T WORK FOR ME.
THE WORST CHANGE MY WIFE CAN MAKE IS MAKE ME DO CHORES.
SisQó, I THINK YOU NEED TO LIGHTEN UP.
THIS HAS GOTTA GO.
(high-pitched voice) OH, NO!
COME ON.
THIS IS A SYMBOL OF EVERYTHING IN THIS HOUSE
THAT HAS TO BE PERFECT.
GONE RIGHT NOW.
THE HOUSE, THE APPEARANCES,
1,200 CALORIES A DAY. OH, MY GOD.
"LIGHTEN UP"?
I REALLY THOUGHT I WAS KIND OF LAID-BACK.
IT'S KATHY'S RULES. THIS IS NOT GONNA BE GOOD.
IT'S TIME TO TURN THIS HOUSE
FROM BEING A MUSEUM INTO A HOME.
WE'RE GONNA EAT ON THAT DINING ROOM TABLE
BEFORE I LEAVE THIS HOUSE.
NEXT RULE--NADIA...
NO CURFEW.
OH, NOW, THAT'S--THAT'S ONE WE CANNOT...
YES.
AND YOU? YOU CAN'T SAY ANYTHING.
I'M TOTALLY EXCITED ABOUT THE CURFEW.
I LOVE HER SO MUCH RIGHT NOW.
THIS IS ABOUT BEAUTIFUL SHAI.
I GOT YOU AN INTERNSHIP
AT A LOCAL PHYSICAL THERAPIST IN THE BALTIMORE AREA,
AND YOU'RE GONNA START IMMEDIATELY.
OH, MY GOSH!
I WAS REALLY EXCITED
WHEN KATHY BRUNG UP THE INTERNSHIP.
I HAD NO IDEA SHE HAD THAT PLANNED.
LASTLY, OPEN-DOOR POLICY IS OVER.
I NEED YOU GUYS TO SPEND QUALITY TIME TOGETHER
WITHOUT ANY OUTSIDE DISTRACTIONS.
AND KATHY DESERVES A DATE NIGHT.
YOU'RE GONNA GET TO PRACTICE ON ME.
OH, WE'RE GONNA HAVE A DATE?
YOU AND I.
OKAY.
YOU'RE GONNA COOK,
AND I GET TO BE THE QUEEN, OKAY?
GERARDO, SWEETHEART, PLEASE PUT A SHIRT ON.
OH...
YOU'RE A PASTOR.
NO PASTOR WALKS AROUND WITH HIS SHIRT OFF, OKAY?
AND YOU'RE NO LONGER "RICO SUAVE."
I DON'T KNOW WHY SHE WANTS ME TO WEAR A SHIRT AROUND THE HOUSE.
I MEAN, LOOK AT THESE!
YOU NEED TO TAKE A LOT OF THE PRESSURE
OFF WHAT'S ON THE OUTSIDE. IT'S NOT ABOUT THAT.
ALL THAT'S GONNA MATTER IN THE END IS WHAT'S ON THE INSIDE.
GERARDO AND I GIVE BACK TO THE COMMUNITY.
SO WE'RE ALL GONNA GO TO A COMMUNITY CENTER.
WE'RE GONNA VOLUNTEER. WE'RE GONNA GIVE BACK
TO PEOPLE THAT ARE LESS FORTUNATE THAN US.
SHE HAD A BUNCH OF THINGS THAT I COULD CHANGE.
I AGREE WITH SOME OF IT, BUT NOT NECESSARILY ALL OF IT.
WITH THE NEW RULES IN PLACE,
IT'S TIME FOR ELIZABETH TO GET THE FAMILY
TO HELP OUT AROUND THE HOUSE.
SO, JADEN, GRAB SOME CLEANER UNDERNEATH THE SINK,
AND GET CLEANING ON THESE COUNTERTOPS.
THIS HOUSEHOLD--IT'S MORE ABOUT THE PEOPLE,
NOT... THESE THINGS.
WE ARE WORKING ON PEOPLE.
YOU GUYS ARE LEARNING TO CLEAN AND HELP EACH OTHER.
AH...
MAYBE, DAD, YOU CAN COME OVER HERE
AND, UM, FILL THE DISHWASHER.
YES.
ALL RIGHT, NADIA...
OOH.
FIRST RULE--LET'S GET THIS BEDROOM CLEAN.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE TO START.
YEAH, I KNOW. I WOULDN'T EITHER.
I DON'T LIKE CLEANING.
I'M BAD AT IT, BECAUSE, YOU KNOW,
WE NEVER HAVE TO DO IT WITH SUPERMOM AROUND.
HAVING A NEW MOM MAKES ME APPRECIATE MY MOM,
BECAUSE I HAVE BEEN DOING A LOT OF HARD WORK,
AND SHE HAS TO DO THAT EVERY DAY FOR US.
THIS IS GROSS!
I KNOW THIS SUCKS, BUT, HEY, IT SUCKS FOR YOUR MOM, OKAY?
IN BALTIMORE, KATHY GETS SisQó OUT INTO THE COMMUNITY
TO GET HIS HANDS DIRTY AND DO SOME WORK FOR A LOCAL CHARITY.
IF YOU COULD JUST TAKE A FEW MINUTES
TO KIND OF PICK UP THIS MESS AND SWEEP A LITTLE BIT.
YEAH--
A LITTLE MANUAL LABOR?
A LITTLE MANUAL LABOR, IF YOU WOULDN'T MIND.
BEFORE YOU KNEW IT, I HAD A BROOM IN MY HAND.
ONIONS.
WHERE DO THE ONIONS GO?
IT'S SWEATY, IT'S MUGGY. I LIKE TO SMELL GOOD.
UNLESS I'M IN THE KITCHEN CUTTING ONIONS
AFTER THEY'RE WASHED AND PREPPED,
I DON'T NORMALLY DO ONIONS.
I'LL BE HAPPY IF I NEVER SEE ANOTHER NOODLE.
I HATE MANUAL LABOR.
I EVEN TRIED TO PAY A LADY TO DO THIS. I--
I HATE MANUAL LABOR.
WE'LL PUT ONE ON YOUR SIDE, AND THEN I'LL TAKE...
THIS WHOLE EXPERIENCE WITH KATHY--
I ENJOYED EVERY MINUTE.
THESE ARE, LIKE, CLOTHING RACKS, RIGHT?
IT'S A LITTLE TOUGH FOR ME THESE DAYS,
BUT I BATTENED DOWN THE HATCHES AND GOT IN THERE
AND GOT DOWN AND DIRTY.
I'M ACTUALLY GLAD THAT KATHY BROUGHT US HERE.
AFTER SIX HOURS OF ELIZABETH'S NEW RULES,
GERARDO HAS HAD ENOUGH AND WANTS TO CONFRONT HER
ON HOW HIS HOUSEHOLD SHOULD BE RUN.
WHAT'S GOING ON?
CAN I BE REAL WITH YOU?
HEY, THAT'S--YEAH.
LOOKING FROM THE OUTSIDE, I AM SPOILED BY MY WIFE.
BUT SHE SEES MY STRUGGLE AS A MAN TRYING TO BETTER MYSELF.
AND AS LONG AS I'M A-- A MAN OF GOD,
IT'S ALWAYS GOD FIRST,
AND A WOMAN THAT SUPPORTS HIM.
I KNOW THAT SHE SUPPORTS YOU. I COMPLETELY UNDERSTAND THAT.
I JUST THINK THAT SHE'S RUNNING HERSELF RAGGED.
GERARDO, GIVE KATHY A BREAK.
SO I THINK THAT YOU SHOULD MAYBE TRY
TO SPLIT THE DUTIES A LITTLE BIT.
WE ARE IN, YOU KNOW, MODERN DAYS.
IT'S THE 21st CENTURY.
YOU HAVE A SON IN THE HOUSE.
DO YOU WANT HIM TO GET MARRIED
AND EXPECT, YOU KNOW, HIS WIFE TO DO EVERYTHING?
I REALLY APPRECIATE A LOT THAT SHE DOES,
UH, FOR ME AND FOR THE KIDS.
UH-HUH.
IT'S CLEAR THAT YOU GUYS LOVE EACH OTHER
AND YOU LOVE YOUR KIDS, BUT I JUST THINK THAT,
YOU KNOW, JUST HELPING HER OUT A LITTLE MORE...
YEAH.
IT WOULD BE REALLY BENEFICIAL.
YEAH.
THERE IS SOME TRUTH THAT I NEED TO BE A LITTLE MORE HELPFUL
AROUND THE HOUSE, AND I THINK THAT,
YOU KNOW, I'M GONNA TAKE SOME OF HER ADVICE.
I THINK YOUR RULES ACTUALLY-- THEY ARE NOT OUT OF THE--
OUT OF THIS EARTH, WHEN IT COMES TO THAT...
YEAH.
I KNOW THAT I GOTTA WORK ON THINGS.
YEAH.
SEEMS TO ME THAT GERARDO ACTUALLY UNDERSTANDS
THAT HE NEEDS TO HELP KATHY MORE,
AND I HOPE HE CONTINUES SOME OF MY RULES.
♪♪♪
IT'S THE SECOND DAY OF THE WIVES' NEW RULES,
AND IN CHINO, NADIA IS DOING LAUNDRY,
AND GERARDO IS UP EARLY...
DUDE.
TO FOLLOW ELIZABETH'S RULE
OF HELPING OUT MORE AROUND THE HOUSE.
(groans) CAN YOU GIVE ME FRENCH TOAST?
FRENCH... JADEN, PLEASE, DON'T MAKE IT HARDER FOR ME.
I HAD TO WAKE UP EARLY. YOU KNOW? THIS FOR ME IS NEW.
(groans)
GO TAKE A SHOWER. I'LL MAKE YOU WAFFLES.
(claps hands)
COME ON, COME ON, COME ON.
HOW DO YOU MAKE WAFFLES, MAN?
WHAT?
WHAT IS THIS?
GREAT.
NO, I... WE'RE GOOD.
OH, SHOOT!
I PUT TOO MUCH.
I WANT MY WIFEY BACK.
HERE WE GO.
YES, THAT'S ONE.
OH, JEEZ, THAT LOOKS NICE, TOO.
ACTUALLY, MY BREAKFAST WAS GOOD. I WAS SHOCKED.
THAT LOOKS NICE.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT I WAS DOING, BUT IT CAME OUT OKAY.
JADEN, THIS IS THE FIRST TIME I MAKE WAFFLES.
I CAME THROUGH, RIGHT?
YOU DID.
I THINK MY DAD HAS A BETTER PERSPECTIVE
NOW THAT HE'S BEEN WITH THE NEW MOM.
FINISH UP. I'LL BE BACK.
HE COULD DO MORE CHORES AROUND THE HOUSE,
INSTEAD OF JUST SITTING AROUND ALL DAY.
(Gerardo) I MADE ELIZABETH BREAKFAST.
I MADE A NICE PRESENTATION WITH BLUEBERRIES AND BANANAS.
DON'T FAINT.
OH, WOW!
BREAKFAST IN BED?
OH, THIS LOOKS GOOD!
DON'T--DON'T EAT THE BASIL. THAT WAS JUST FOR, LIKE...
(laughs)
THAT'S JUST FOR, LIKE...
THAT'S FOR IT TO LOOK GOOD.
THANK YOU.
ALL RIGHT. ENJOY.
I WAS ACTUALLY SURPRISED THAT GERARDO
MADE WAFFLES FOR THE FIRST TIME.
I CAN GET USED TO THIS.
HE WOKE UP, AND I WAS ABLE TO SLEEP IN THIS MORNING.
IT WAS VERY PEACEFUL AND RELAXING.
BETTER THAN MY WAFFLES. (giggles)
THIS MORNING WASN'T THAT BAD.
I'M HAPPY. I WENT BY HER RULES.
I THINK I GOT HER ON MY SIDE NOW.
IN BALTIMORE, SisQó'S FAMILY IS OVER TO WATCH RYU
WHILE KATHY AND SisQó TAKE SHAI TO HER INTERNSHIP
TO GIVE HER A CHANCE TO FOLLOW HER DREAMS
RATHER THAN FOLLOW IN SisQó's FOOTSTEPS.
I WANT SisQó TO EMBRACE THE FACT
THAT SHAI HAS DREAMS OF HER OWN AND PASSIONS OF HER OWN.
GO AND CHANGE INTO THESE.
AWESOME.
DEFINITELY.
GREAT. AND THEN WE'LL CATCH UP.
HE'S A STAGE DAD. IT HAPPENS.
PEOPLE IN THE INDUSTRY
WANT THEIR KIDS TO FOLLOW IN THEIR FOOTSTEPS.
GOOD. FEEL. FEEL THIS.
YEAH. WAY MORE RELAXED.
NOW AFTER WATCHING ME ACTUALLY PERFORM ON A PATIENT,
HE'S STANDING BY ME STRONGER NOW.
SHAIONE'S PRETTY YOUNG,
AND THIS ISN'T MY AREA OF EXPERTISE.
SEEMED LIKE SHE WAS A NATURAL.
I THINK ANY PARENT WOULD BE REALLY PROUD.
MY CHEST WAS STICKING OUT.
I WAS LIKE, "YEAH, THAT'S MY DAUGHTER."
I DIDN'T THINK I WOULD ENJOY IT THIS MUCH,
BUT I ENJOYED IT TEN TIMES MORE.
I'M SO HAPPY I CAME. THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR HAVING ME.
(groans)
BACK IN CHINO,
WHILE THE KIDS ARE STILL DOING THEIR CHORES,
ELIZABETH HAS ENFORCED HER CLOSED-DOOR POLICY
SO GERARDO CAN FOCUS MORE ON THE FAMILY.
AND ELIZABETH IS TEACHING HIM
HOW TO MAKE TRADITIONAL VIETNAMESE PHO
SO HE CAN SURPRISE KATHY.
THAT'S BEEF NECK BONES.
SO THE BROTH IS GONNA BE...
IT'S WITH NECK BONE?
YEAH.
REALLY?
YEAH, THAT'S HOW IT'S FLAVORED.
MAN, YOU KNOW, IT'S KIND OF A COMPLICATED SOUP.
I DON'T KNOW HOW TO COOK. I THINK IT'S GONNA BE BAD.
DON'T YOU LIKE HOW QUIET IT IS HERE?
(chuckles) I'M NOT USED TO IT.
YOU SHOULD DO AT LEAST, LIKE, A COUPLE DAYS OUT THE WEEK
WHERE IT'S LIKE NOBODY.
AHH...
WHEN THE HOUSE IS CLEAR OF PEOPLE,
YOU GUYS ARE ABLE TO, LIKE, CATCH UP AND TALK
AND JUST, YOU KNOW, REALLY BOND.
YEAH, I UNDERSTAND THAT.
(faucet running)
DON'T JUST SAY IT LOOKS REALLY GOOD. HELP OUT.
WOULD YOU GET SOME, UM, UH...
(chuckles)
FORKS AND--FOR THE NOODLES? FORKS. PUT THEM OVER THERE
ON THE TABLE, PLEASE?
YEAH.
FORKS AND SPOONS ACTUALLY, SO YOU CAN...
JADEN.
DADDY THREW DOWN IN THE KITCHEN!
I TAUGHT ELIZABETH HOW TO MAKE THIS.
ARE YOU SURE ELIZABETH DIDN'T DO HALF OF IT?
(Elizabeth) I DIDN'T. IT WAS ALL YOUR DAD.
I MEAN, IT'S NOT BAD, RIGHT, IS IT?
IT'S REALLY GOOD.
(Gerardo) THE FOOD WAS GOOD.
I THINK EVERYBODY LIKED IT. I DON'T THINK--
MAYBE IT WASN'T GREAT, BUT I THINK I GOT, YOU KNOW,
AS CLOSE TO SOME, YOU KNOW, DINNER AS I'M EVER GONNA GET.
CAN I SAY SOMETHING?
MM-HMM.
SINCE I COOKED THIS AND PUT IT ALL TOGETHER,
THESE TWO GOTTA CLEAN UP.
I'M FOR THAT.
ALL RIGHT. (claps hands)
COMING UP, THE CELEBRITY HUSBANDS
FINALLY COME FACE-TO-FACE.
KATHY DOES A LOT AROUND YOU GUYS' HOUSE.
(blows air)
SHE DOES EVERYTHING ON HER OWN.
THERE'S A COMPLETE DOUBLE STANDARD IN OUR HOME.
YEAH.
IT'S COMPLETELY "I CAN DO THIS, YOU CAN'T."
THAT'S A BIG ISSUE.
♪♪♪
IT'S THE FINAL DAY OF THE WIVES' NEW RULES.
HI!
HELLO!
HI!
COME ON IN!
IN BALTIMORE, KATHY CONTINUES TO ENFORCE
HER OWN OPEN-DOOR POLICY BY INVITING SisQó's FAMILY
OVER FOR DINNER.
LOOK AT YOU, MA. YOU LOOKIN' HOT, FOXY MAMA.
(laughter)
OH!
WE'RE GONNA EAT DINNER IN THE DINING ROOM TONIGHT.
OH! WHAT?
OOH!
FOR THE FIRST TIME, I THINK.
YEAH.
I WAS REALLY EXCITED TO THE IDEA OF EATING TOGETHER AS A FAMILY.
I THINK MY FATHER NEEDED TO SEE HOW IT'S OKAY
TO RELAX ON THE CALORIE-CRUNCHING.
HE DOESN'T HAVE TO TAKE CONTROL ALL THE TIME.
SERVE YOURSELF!
INITIALLY, LIKE, MY HEART WAS BEATING,
'CAUSE I DIDN'T WANT TO GET ANY STAINS ON MY BEAUTIFUL TABLE.
RIGHT ON CUE...
OOH! (shouts indistinctly)
OH, NO, NOT MY WOOD! OHH!
I THOUGHT HE WAS GONNA HAVE A NERVOUS BREAKDOWN.
(laughing)
I'M SORRY. I WAS HAVING A MOMENT.
HE'S--HE'S HAVING A LITTLE BREAKDOWN
WITH THE CLEANING OF THE TABLE.
OKAY, I'M SORRY.
EVERYBODY, UH... LADIES FIRST.
I HAVE NEVER HAD THIS MUCH FOOD
THAT MARK HAS COOKED IN A LONG TIME.
THAT'S YOUR NAME?
(woman) YEAH.
(laughter)
SEE WHAT YOU DID? MAN, THIS TABLE IS EVIL!
I'M SORRY!
IT WAS A BIG DINNER. THE SCALE WAS PUT AWAY,
THE CALORIES WERE THROWN OUT THE DOOR,
AND WE ALL HAD A GREAT TIME.
IT FELT LIKE MY HOUSE. EXHAUSTING.
MEANWHILE, 17-YEAR-OLD NADIA GETS TO GO OUT ON A DATE...
(doorbell rings)
THIS TIME WITH NO CURFEW AND NO TRACKER.
NADIA! MARCUS IS HERE!
SO ARE YOU EXCITED FOR TONIGHT?
I AM EXCITED.
UPSTAIRS, ELIZABETH IS GETTING READY
FOR HER DATE NIGHT WITH GERARDO WHILE HE'S PREPPING DINNER.
WHAT ARE YOU MAKING?
I'M MAKING DINNER, DUDE.
YOU DON'T MAKE DINNER.
I KNOW THAT. I GOTTA
MAKE SURE SHE DON'T TALK ABOUT ME, DUDE.
SOME TYPE OF PASTA WITH SOME TYPE OF SALAD,
BUT, YOU KNOW, IT'S MY OWN INVENTION.
IT--BUT IT'S GOOD.
NOW THAT I HAVE NO CURFEW,
I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH THE FREEDOM.
I MEAN, OBVIOUSLY I'M GONNA BE RESPONSIBLE WITH IT
BECAUSE I WANT THIS TO HAPPEN AGAIN.
WHERE ARE YOU GUYS GOING?
WE'RE GOING TO SEE A MOVIE.
WE'RE GOING TO DINNER AND THEN WE'RE GONNA GO TO A MOVIE.
A 6:00 MOVIE?
NO, A 10:00 MOVIE.
I'LL HAVE HER HOME BY 2:00.
(laughs)
YEAH, RIGHT!
I'LL BE HOME BY, LIKE, 12:30.
I CAN BETTER MYSELF. YOU KNOW, I'M GONNA BE
A LITTLE MORE LENIENT WITH NADIA
ON WHAT SHE WANTS TO WEAR AND WHAT SHE HAS TO DO.
I THINK I CAN ACTUALLY, YOU KNOW, BE OKAY WITH THAT.
MARCUS, I'M TRUSTING YOU, DUDE.
ALL RIGHT.
WHAT I'M DREADING TONIGHT IS THE WHOLE DINNER THING.
SHE WANTS ME TO DRESS UP. I DON'T DRESS UP.
ELIZABETH.
OH, YOU LOOK SO CUTE! OH, MY--
AH, THANK YOU.
I DO--
DO YOU FEEL UNCOMFORTABLE?
I'VE NEVER PUT ON A SUIT, NEVER PUT ON A TIE,
NEVER TAKEN OFF MY HAT FOR PEOPLE.
(laughs)
YOU HAVE ACCOMPLISHED A LOT.
THIS IS GONNA BE A WEEKLY THING WITH KATHY.
OKAY?
AH!
PESTO PASTA, JUST LIKE I REQUESTED.
YES.
YOU DID GREAT.
I APPRECIATE KATHY MORE THAN EVER NOW,
AND SHE'S GONNA HAVE SOMEWHAT OF A NEW DUDE AROUND.
AND MAY GOD BLESS.
THANK YOU.
REALLY ROMANTIC, AND I'M REALLY PROUD OF HIM.
THE SWAP IS OVER, AND NADIA HAS RETURNED
FROM A CURFEW-FREE NIGHT OUT.
ARE YOU GONNA MISS ME WHEN I'M GONE?
YEAH.
YES.
AND AFTER A CHALLENGING WEEK, ELIZABETH AND KATHY
ARE PREPARING TO REUNITE WITH THEIR HUSBANDS.
SisQó ABIDED BY EVERY SINGLE RULE THAT I PUT INTO PLACE.
I FEEL LIKE THIS IS A BETTER HOME.
TAKE CARE OF THE FAMILY.
I WILL.
WHAT I HOPE THE FAMILY GOT OUT OF THE SWAP IS
THAT GERARDO NEEDS TO HELP KATHY MORE,
AND I HOPE HE CONTINUES ON SOME OF MY RULES.
I THINK THAT KATHY WOULD APPRECIATE IT.
WHAT ARE YOU NERVOUS ABOUT?
NEVER KNOW WHAT KATHY'S GONNA SAY.
I WONDER IF SHE TOLD SisQó
HOW SHE REALLY FEELS ABOUT EVERYTHING.
I'M PROBABLY GONNA HEAR IT FOR THE FIRST TIME.
HAVING ANOTHER WOMAN COME INTO THE HOUSE--
MAN, YOU HAD TO TAKE SOME ORDERS.
I'M NOT REALLY USED TO THAT.
HEY!
HI, HONEY!
HEY, LOVER! (giggles)
THE COUPLES MEET TO DISCUSS THEIR EXPERIENCES
BEFORE RETURNING HOME.
♪♪♪
BROTHER.
WHAT'S UP, BRO?
NICE TO MEET YOU.
ALL RIGHT.
SO WHAT'S UP, GUYS?
OH, I DON'T KNOW!
I'M JUST AFRAID TO EVEN ASK YOU HOW SHE'S BEEN
THROUGHOUT THIS WHOLE THING.
WELL, ACTUALLY, MAN, TO BE HONEST,
MY FAMILY LOVES YOUR WIFE.
AH, THAT'S RIGHT.
UM, YOUR LADY'S AWESOME, AND, YOU KNOW...
YEAH. THANK YOU.
THE THING THAT KAT BROUGHT TO OUR HOUSE
WAS--WAS THAT WARMTH, THAT LOVE.
WE HAD A--WE HAD A DINNER PARTY.
YEAH.
AND, UM,
INVITED THE WHOLE FAMILY.
OH, YAY!
THAT'S GOOD.
WE ATE AT YOUR DINING ROOM TABLE.
AT THE DINING ROOM TABLE.
HE WAS A NERVOUS WRECK.
OH, MAN.
WELL, THAT SENSE OF FAMILY--
MAKING YOUR HOUSE A HOME-- KATHY HELPED WITH THAT.
AS IT TURNS OUT, MAN,
KATHY DOES A LOT AROUND YOU GUYS' HOUSE.
(blows air)
(Elizabeth) SHE DOES EVERYTHING ON HER OWN.
I FELT A TON OF PRESSURE.
THERE'S A COMPLETE DOUBLE STANDARD IN OUR HOME.
YEAH.
IT'S COMPLETELY "I CAN DO THIS, YOU CAN'T."
UH, IT--IT'S-- THAT'S A BIG ISSUE.
YOU EVER HEARD OF HEAD OF HOUSEHOLD?
YEAH.
AT THE END OF THE DAY, I THINK, SWEETHEART,
YOU KNOW, YOU GOTTA TRUST YOUR MAN
THAT HE'S GONNA MAKE THE BEST DECISION FOR OUR FAMILY.
REALLY?
WOW.
I'VE LEARNED THAT, UH,
THE HAPPIER YOUR WOMAN IS, THE HAPPIER YOU'LL BE.
HOW ABOUT MY--MY BOO?
ONE THING SHE DID THAT IS HARD TO DO--
MY BIBLE STUDY ON TUESDAY NIGHT--
BIBLE STUDY?
YEAH.
YEAH, WE HAVE BIBLE STUDY AT THE--AT THE HOUSE.
AT THE HOUSE. WAIT. TIME OUT.
WHAT?!
AND IT'S LIKE 50 OR 60 PEOPLE.
SO I HAD TO COOK FOR ALL OF THEM.
SHE HAD TO COOK FOR 50, 60.
IT'S EXHAUSTING.
YOU KNOW, IT IS AN EXHAUSTING NIGHT.
IT TAKES A FEW DAYS TO RECOVER FROM IT.
I WAS THE COOK, THE MAID,
WITH NO HELP OR ASSISTANCE.
I THINK THAT YOU ARE KIND OF A DOORMAT.
♪♪♪
ALL OF THEM.
SHE HAD TO COOK FOR 50, 60 PEOPLE THAT DAY.
I THINK THAT YOU ARE KIND OF A DOORMAT.
AND I DON'T THINK THAT YOU WANT TO BE THAT.
IT'S JUST, I THINK BECAUSE
YOU'VE BEEN DOING IT FOR SO LONG,
YOU'VE KIND OF ACCUSTOMED TO IT NOW,
AND SO IT IS WHAT IT IS.
MAYBE I HAVE BECOME SOMEWHAT OF A DOORMAT.
I KNOW HE LOVES ME.
MM-HMM.
I KNOW HE'S TRYING.
YES, I AM.
I THINK THAT YOU SHOULD DEFINITELY SPEAK UP.
WHAT WERE YOUR CHANGES?
ONE WAS THAT HE HAD TO ACTUALLY WAKE UP EARLY.
MM-HMM.
WAKE JADEN UP, COOK HIM BREAKFAST, TAKE HIM TO SCHOOL.
I MADE SOME WAFFLES. I NEVER MADE WAFFLES IN MY LIFE.
OH!
HE ACTUALLY BROUGHT ME BREAKFAST IN BED.
I BROUGHT HER MY WAFF--
(scoffs)
YEAH, OH, SHE--THIS IS GONNA BE TOUGH FOR HER.
21 YEARS, I'M--
WAS IT 1,200 CALORIES?
NO, THAT WAS--
I ATE A SMIDGEN. IT WAS.
SPEAKING OF 1,200 CALORIES, LET ME TELL YOU
ONE OF MY RULE CHANGES-- I WANTED SisQó TO LIGHTEN UP.
THE FIRST DAY, HE'S LIKE, "LET'S GO WORK OUT,"
THEN HE GOES, "YOU HAVE TO WEAR THIS."
HE GIVES ME THIS SAUNA SUIT.
SO WITH THE BIG PAIR OF SHEARS,
I CHOPPED THAT FAT SUIT IN HALF.
(laughs)
YEAH, I GOTTA GET A NEW ONE.
(laughs)
'CAUSE THEY'RE HARD TO FIND.
MY POINT TO SisQó WAS
JUST TO BE A LITTLE MORE LAID-BACK.
JUST NOT SO UPTIGHT ABOUT EVERYTHING BEING SO PERFECT.
I'M, LIKE, REALLY STUCK IN MY WAYS,
SO I'M, LIKE, DOING THE BEST I CAN
FOR OUR FAMILY AND OUR HOUSEHOLD.
I-I SEE YOUR POINT THERE. THAT'LL BE A NICE CHANGE.
I KNOW I'M NOT THE EASIEST GUY TO LIVE WITH.
AND, YEAH, I HAVE TO WORK ON MYSELF.
I'M DOING THE BEST I CAN TO--TO BECOME THAT GUY
THAT SHE SEES IN ME.
YOU KNOW, I SAW A LOT OF THINGS THAT I KNOW THAT I CAN
DEFINITELY, YOU KNOW, HELP OUT KAT WITH.
WHAT I LEARNED, UM, FROM THIS EXPERIENCE
AND, YOU KNOW, I REALLY APPRECIATE,
YOU KNOW, KAT COMING.
SHE'S EXTREMELY STRONG. YOU'RE NOT A DOORMAT AT ALL.
WHATEVER THIS DOORMAT WAS, I DIDN'T--I DIDN'T SEE IT,
AND, UM, YOU KNOW, GERARDO, JUST MAKE SURE THAT
YOU'RE SHOWING HER THAT YOU, YOU KNOW, APPRECIATE HER
AND MAKE HER FEEL LIKE, YOU KNOW,
SPECIAL AND NUMBER ONE, UM,
BECAUSE, MAN, YOU KNOW,
WOMEN LIKE THESE DON'T COME BUT ONCE IN A LIFETIME.
THAT'S TRUE.
THAT'S DEFINITELY TRUE.
THE BIGGEST THING I TOOK AWAY FROM IT
WAS MAYBE LEARNING TO DO MORE FOR HIM.
MY TIME AWAY FROM HIM HAS ALLOWED ME TO, UM,
APPRECIATE HIM MORE.
RIGHT.
I WAS VERY INTIMIDATED FROM THE BEGINNING,
BUT THIS TIME HAS HELPED ME BUILD MY CONFIDENCE BACK.
MAYBE I'VE BEEN GOING THROUGH A PERIOD
WHERE I WASN'T REALLY ME.
I FELT LIKE ME AGAIN. (chuckles)
YOU GONNA CRY?
I'M NOT! (laughing)
(laughter)
SHE'S GONNA CRY.
HERE, SWEETHEART.
I'LL BE--THANK YOU.
WHEN I WAS DOING ALL OF YOUR CHORES, I'M LIKE,
"DUDE, YOUR WIFE IS A ROCK STAR."
SHE REALLY DOES, YOU KNOW? AND LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING.
(sighs)
ON YOUR BEHALF, YOU'RE DOING A GREAT JOB YOURSELF.
MAN, WE SHOULD DEFINITELY HANG OUT.
IT WAS AWESOME.
I'M GLAD WE DID IT.
I'M GLAD, BABE.
ME, TOO.
ME, THREE.
ME, FOUR.
THANK YOU. THANK YOU FOR MAKING ME FEEL SO WELCOME.
IT WAS AWESOME. WE GOT WAY TOO MUCH IN COMMON, DUDE.
YES.
PLUS I HEARD YOU GOT, LIKE, A LOT OF TRACKS.
(speaking indistinctly)
(laughs)
COME OVER. THANK YOU SO MUCH.
I'M REALLY GONNA PUT AN EFFORT
AND TRY TO PLEASE YOU AS MUCH AS I CAN.
I HOPE SO.
COUNT ON IT.
I MISSED YOU SO, AND...
(laughing)
AND I'M GLAD I NOW HAVE YOU IN TOW.
(laughs)
(kisses) MWAH!
THERE HE IS!
WHO'S THAT? (gasps)
(Shai) SEEING MY FAMILY AGAIN IS AWESOME.
I'M HAPPY.
AH!
FEELS GREAT TO HAVE MY BOO BACK.
(laughs)
IT'S ALL GOOD.
AW... (laughs)
WOULD YOU DO IT AGAIN, RYU?
(giggles)
(laughing)
YES, HE WOULD.
(groans) OH, MY GOD! THING IS STILL HEAVY!
I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE MY BABIES!
(Kathy) I MISSED MY KIDS. I MISSED MY HUSBAND.
HI!
I'M GLAD I HAD THE EXPERIENCE,
BUT I'M SO GLAD YOU'RE BACK.
I MISSED YOU.
HOW WAS YOUR WEEK? HOW WAS IT?
WE'LL TELL YOU ABOUT THAT LATER.
OH, MY GOD, LET'S GO TALK ABOUT IT. OH...
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