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Hey hey!
We've all seen weird (to say it somehow) people in our lives.
But some people take it to a whole new level. Let's watch.
Lemme explain.
Life was created thanks to Light and Water.
There is only life in this damn planet. There's no life in any other damn planet in the universe.
All the UFO's from 2 stars are behind the moon, waiting for my orders to destroy the earth.
I teabag the bible. I teabag the pope.
I'll teabag whoever i feel like.
Except the king of Spain, 'cus he's my dad.
I'm not gonna f*ck, untill i f*ckin' feel like it. (Huh?)
My plan is: to be picked up, go back to the sun, and destroy the planet.
WTF?
Incredible, right? Fito has really gained some weight.
This guy teabags whatever he get's his hands on.
His balls must be like Mary Poppins purse... Or Doraemon's pouch.
The stars, are my sisters. My dad and me are the only two inhabitants left from the sun, on the earth.
I think that maybe the poor kid suffered from family discrimination.
Just because you're sisters are larger than you, and have a lot more Helium than you and are balls of fire,
And have a gravitational pull that is a thousand-million-trillion times bigger than yours...
doesn't mean anything dear, doesn't mean anything.
You've got powers... There are UFO's waiting for you. You just can't see them because they're behind the moon.
But you're sisters will protect you, and will come get you whenever you want.
I'll either hang myself or call the UFO's to pick me up.
I call them telepathically.
And well, if not you can hang yourself...
I wonder how the mother gave birth... to his sisters.
And if the king of Spain is his dad. How... did he manage... to create stars with his mother...?
There's no life in the whole universe... but somehow, in the stars, there is.
I've deciphered all the prophecies. Because my lineage wrote the bible, you get me?
I'm the only person who can look at the sun. (Then why are you wearing a hat?))
The sun is empty.
I call them telepathically, I'm the Guardian of the Stars.
You get me?
The sun is the center of the universe.
Sauron? Bah! All story villains are nothing compared to this guy
So summing up. Is this a 'feic'?
In any case. Fake or not, It's clear he's a ve-very intelligent being.
Where's the sarcasm sign?
Uhh... I'm the Guardian of the Stars. Sta-sta-s-...
You're using my lineage like cattle. To keep the sun alive.
PS:
By the way
...
What
in
the
hell
...
is this guy doing with a Metallica shirt?
Take it off
NOW.
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