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>> I'VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT
MOVING OUT, AND THE ASKING PRICE
IS--
>> WE'RE ASKING 3 MILLION.
>> IT'S JUST A LITTLE OUT OF THE
BUBBLE.
>> YEAH, YEAH.
>> I LIKE TO BE WITHIN A 5-MILE
RADIUS OF BARNEYS AT ALL TIMES.
OH, MY GOD.
>> DO YOU THINK THIS WOULD WORK
FOR YOU, THIS KIND OF SETUP?
>> LET'S CHECK THE SELFIE
LIGHTING IN HERE. CAN'T GET AN
APARTMENT IF THE LIGHTING IS
BAD. OK. I WAS THINKING OF
HAVING A POOL PARTY
GET-TOGETHER.
[CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS]
>> CHEERS.
>> AAH! HA!
>> I WAS YACHTING IN THE SOUTH
OF FRANCE AND ITALY. IT WAS
CUTE.
>> WHAT'S GOING ON?
>> I'M BEING CUT OFF.
>> SO YOU'RE MY POOR FRIEND.
HA HA HA!
>> ♪ GO RUN AND TELL SOMEBODY
THEY LIKE ME, THEY SEE ME
ALL ON MY LIKE A HOBBY
THEY WRITING
AND THEY'RE TWEETING
WE LOVE THE RICH AND POPULAR ♪
[CHIME]
[CHIME]
[TYPING]
[CHIME]
>> IS THIS CUTE?
>> YEAH. THOSE SHORTS ARE GONNA
BE WAY TO DIAPERY.
>> YEAH, WAY TOO UP THE CROTCH.
>> WE'RE REALLY VOCALIZING HOW
WE FEEL ABOUT ALL THESE CLOTHES,
AND PEOPLE CAN HEAR US THAT WORK
HERE. MAYBE WE SHOULD STOP.
>> NO. I DON'T THINK SO. I THINK
WE SHOULD BE HONEST.
>> I WAS THINKING OF HAVING A
POOL PARTY, KIND OF LIKE LITTLE
SUMMER GET-TOGETHER, SOIREE TYPE
OF THING TO CELEBRATE OUR GOOD
DEED.
>> OK. DO YOU WANT TO GET ONE
MORE? THESE ARE KIND OF CUTE,
HUH? DEFINITELY CUTE.
>> THEY ARE. ANYWAYS, SO I WAS
GONNA DO MAYBE A BARBEQUE, OR I
WAS THINKING MAYBE IF WE DO A
THEME IS ALWAYS FUN. ALWAYS LIKE
A THEME, SO MAYBE...
>> A MEXICAN FIESTA.
>> THE BLOOD DRIVE WAS SUCH A
SUCCESS, I WANT TO DO SOMETHING
FUN FOR US.
>> I LOVE FUN IN THE SUN. LAST
CHANCE TO GET IN A BIKINI.
>> OH, GREAT.
>> OH, YEAH. RIGHT. EVERY TIME I
HEAR THE WORD "BIKINI," JUST MY
*** QUIVERS LIKE IT'S THE WORST.
HOW MANY PEOPLE YOU WANT TO
INVITE?
>> LET'S DO LIKE A 20 TO 40
PEOPLE BUT REALLY FUN AND NOT DO
100 LAME-*** PEOPLE. YOU KNOW
WHAT I MEAN? I DON'T WANT PEOPLE
I DON'T LIKE THERE, ALSO. SO
THAT'S GONNA CUT DOWN A LOT.
>> IT'S GONNA BE 6 PEOPLE AT THE
PARTY.
>> THE FACT THAT WE'RE GONNA GET
TO 40, I MEAN--
>> WE CAN ALSO ASK ROXY, THOUGH,
BECAUSE SHE'S GONNA MEET US NOW,
ANYWAY.
>> OH, YEAH. ASK HER ABOUT WHAT?
>> WHO WE SHOULD INVITE.
>> THAT'S TRUE.
>> SHE HAS A GOOD LIST OF
PEOPLE.
>> OH, WAIT. THIS IS KIND OF
CUTE, EVEN THOUGH IT'S THIS
BRAND.
>> OH, HELLO. OH, YOU TWO WITH
THE SAME BAG.
>> WE MATCH.
>> OH, LOOK. HA HA! IN BEVERLY
HILLS, PEOPLE DO GET UPSET WHEN
YOU END UP HAVING THE SAME ITEM
AS THEM, BUT, I MEAN, I GET--
I MEAN, YEAH.
>> THIS IS SO CUTE.
>> WHAT IS THAT?
>> [SNICKERS]
>> ARE YOU ABOUT TO HAVE A HEART
ATTACK?
>> JEFFREY DAHMER WORE THIS...
>> NO. I LIKE THE--
>> ARE YOU INSANE?
>> I LIKE THE LEOPARD. IT'S LIKE
A HINT.
>> WALK AWAY. THAT'S IN "TAKEN
2." THAT'S WHAT HE'S WEARING.
>> SHUT UP, YOU [BEEP].
I LOVE THE WORD [BEEP]. IT'S MY
FAVORITE WORD. IT'S THE BEST
WORD. IT'S SO VULGAR AND DOESN'T
FIT ME. SO THEY BE LIKE, "WAIT.
DID YOU JUST [BEEP]?" I'M LIKE,
"YEAH. I SAID [BEEP]." HA!
LET'S DISCUSS THIS PARTY
FURTHERMORE.
>> SO US 3.
>> BRENDAN, WHICH WOULD PUT US
ON NUMBER 4.
>> OH, BRENDAN.
>> WHO ELSE DO WE LIKE? OH, E.J.
♪ HEY ♪
>> OK. JONNY. WHO ELSE IS THERE?
>> OH, MY FRIEND MEREDITH.
>> I HATE MEREDITH.
>> SHOULD WE INVITE COURTNEY
COHEN/WILLIE KIPPER TYPE OF
PEOPLE, OR NO?
>> NO.
>> DO YOU WANT TO INVITE SIDNEY
AND DEREK?
>> DO YOU WANT TO INVITE SIDNEY
AND DEREK?
>> NO.
>> WE'RE MUCH PICKIER ABOUT WHO
WE'LL HANG OUT WITH IN THE
DAYTIME. AT NIGHT, IT'S KIND OF
LIKE A FREE-FOR-ALL, WHATEVER.
WE'LL SAY HI TO WHOEVER, BUT IN
THE DAY, VERY PICKY ABOUT WHO WE
SEE.
>> NOBODY WANTS TO SEE HALF THE
PEOPLE THEY SEE AT NIGHT DURING
THE DAY.
>> NEVER.
>> I DON'T THINK YOU'RE SUPPOSED
TO. IT'S NOT HEALTHY.
>> SHOULD WE GO? I'M SO
COMFORTABLE IN THIS THING.
>> I KNOW.
>> $4,026.98
>> THANK YOU SO MUCH.
>> THANK YOU SO MUCH.
>> OH, I'M SO TIRED.
>> HI, [INDISTINCT].
>> HI.
>> HI, ALEXIS.
>> THIS IS LIKE APPLYING TO
COLLEGE. WHO THE HELL HAS TIME
TO LOOK THROUGH ALL OF THESE
COLORS? LET'S JUST DO SOMETHING
COOL. I MEAN, MY RULES ARE VERY
STRAIGHTFORWARD. I DON'T
UNDERSTAND. YOUR NAILS NEED TO
BE DONE. LITERALLY, I'LL NEVER
FORGET IT. I WAS 7 YEARS OLD. MY
MOM SAID, "YOU NEED TO GET YOUR
NAILS DONE. YOU CAN NEVER HAVE
CHIPPED NAILS. IT LOOKS LIKE YOU
HAVE DIRTY UNDERWEAR." SO EVERY
TIME MY NAILS ARE CHIPPED, I
HIDE THEM. I CAN'T. THEY'RE
NEVER CHIPPED. EVERY MONDAY,
THEY'RE DONE. I JUST DON'T WANT
THIS TO REFLECT MY MOOD FOR THE
NEXT TWO WEEKS BECAUSE IT'S
DARK. NO. IT'S FINE. I'VE
ALREADY READ MY HOROSCOPE.
IT'S AWFUL. MANICURE IS, FOR
SURE, MY FAVORITE THING IN THE
WORLD TO DO. GOD, SHOULD MY
HOBBIES BE MORE INTERESTING THAN
THIS?
>> IT'S SO HARD TO TYPE WITH
THESE ON.
>> HA HA HA!
>> CAN I ASK YOU A QUESTION?
>> YES.
>> DO YOU LIKE LIVING BY
YOURSELF?
>> IT'S HONESTLY THE ONLY WAY TO
LIVE.
>> REALLY?
>> HAVE YOU TALKED TO YOUR
PARENTS ABOUT MOVING OUT AT ALL?
>> YEAH. THEY'RE SUPPORTIVE OF
IT. THEY SAY THEY LIKE IT THAT
I'M AT HOME.
>> BUT YOU CAN HAVE THEM AT YOUR
HOUSE.
>> THEY'RE NOT GONNA--
I GUESS.
>> YOU'RE NOT MOVING TO KUWAIT.
YOU'RE MOVING PROBABLY, WHAT, 10
MINUTES OUT OF WHERE YOU ARE
NOW? I MEAN, WHERE YOU GONNA
LIVE, SOUTH OF LA BREA? THAT'S
NOT GONNA BE AN OPTION.
>> EVEN THOUGH MY PARENTS ARE
ALWAYS OUT OF TOWN AND THEY HAVE
HOMES ALL OVER THE WORLD, THOSE
HOMES AREN'T MINE. I THINK, "I'M
25 YEARS OLD. I WANT TO START
ESTABLISHING A PLACE OF MY OWN,
TOO." DO I WANT TO STAY IN
BEVERLY HILLS?
>> WHERE WOULD YOU GO, DOROTHY?
PLEASE EXPLAIN TO ME WHERE YOU
WOULD BE LIVING.
>> I DON'T KNOW. YOU'VE OPENED
UP THIS WHOLE DOOR. A LOT OF
PEOPLE THAT LIVE IN BEVERLY
HILLS, THEY ONLY WANT TO LIVE IN
BEVERLY HILLS BECAUSE THEY WANT
THE 90210 ZIP CODE...
>> VERSUS--YEAH.
>> AND PEOPLE IN BEL AIR, THEY
LIVE IN COMPOUNDS.
>> I LOVE A COMPOUND.
>> I KNOW. ME, TOO, AND
BRENTWOOD IS GORGEOUS. IT'S VERY
WHITE, BLOND, MOTHERS...
>> MOM, WHO'S SPINNING AND
PICKING UP FOR SCHOOL.
>> SPINNING AND GOING TO BURN 60
AND VERY FIT, AND THEN PALISADES
IS A LOT OF PEOPLE THAT ARE VERY
WELL-OFF AND VERY LIBERAL KIND
OF.
>> OBAMA SUPPORTERS.
>> YEAH. I THINK I NEED TO
PHYSICALLY GO AND SEE IT,
ENVISION MYSELF, AND THEN SEE IF
I CAN LIVE--YOU KNOW?
>> YEAH, AND, HONESTLY, IF YOU
EVER WANTED TO USE BRENDAN OR
ANYTHING, HE CAN JUST SHOW YOU
THINGS FOR FUN. YOU CAN GET A
FEEL. DID YOU WANT TO VENTURE TO
SANTA MONICA AND BIKE RIDE?
>> NO. I HATE SANTA MONICA.
IT'S NEVER CONVENIENT TO GET TO.
THE DESTINATION THERE IS JUST
NOT AS GOOD AS YOU THINK IT'S
GONNA BE. THERE'S A LOT OF
PEOPLE WALKING, USUALLY IN
SWEATPANTS AND A NEW BALANCE
GRAY SNEAKER WITH THE SUEDE
WEARING OFF ON THE SIDE.
>> IT'S VERY CONFUSED.
>> I HATE SANTA MONICA.
>> I LIVE IN SANTA MONICA.
>> OH...
>> YOU DO? OH, MY GOD, I'M SO
SORRY.
>> WE LOVE SANTA MONICA.
>> THE FOOD THERE IS GOOD, BUT
IT'S ALWAYS A TREK TO GET THERE,
AND I'M ALWAYS AT LEAST 40
MINUTES LATE.
>> AND THE IVY BY THE SHORE IS
MUCH BETTER THAN THE ONE ON
ROBERTSON, IF THAT'S ANY
CONSOLATION.
>> YEAH.
[TYPING]
>> OH, MY GOD, WELL, THIS IS A
VIEW.
>> AS MUCH AS I LOVE LIVING AT
HOME, IN THE BACK OF MY MIND, I
KIND OF ALWAYS JUST KNEW AT SOME
POINT, I WOULD HAVE TO MOVE OUT.
I'M NOT WAITING TO MOVE OUT WHEN
I GET MARRIED.
>> HELL NO. WHO THE [BEEP] DOES
THAT? SHE'S NOT A SPINSTER.
SHE'S NOT GONNA HANG OUT THERE
UNTIL SOMEBODY ROLLS UP, CLIMBED
UP HER HAIR OUT OF THE WINDOW.
>> I DO HAVE A NICE RINGLET CURL
TODAY, THOUGH.
>> THIS IS PRETTY.
>> MM-HMM.
>> IS THAT CLOSET BIG ENOUGH, OR
NO?
>> JUST BARELY MAKING IT.
>> IT SHOULD DO.
>> WATCH YOUR GUYS' STEP.
>> NOW, THIS IS QUITE A
STAIRCASE.
>> >> OH, MY GOD, THIS IS THE
FREE NOSE JOB I'VE BEEN WAITING
FOR. THIS IS GONNA BE A PROBLEM,
HUH?
>> IT'S 4 BEDROOM?
>> 4-BEDROOM, 3 1/2 BATH--
5,295,000.
>> OK. IT IS A LOT OF HOUSE, AND
IT'S SO PRETTY. IT'S JUST A
LITTLE OUT OF THE BUBBLE. I LIKE
TO BE WITHIN A 5-MILE RADIUS OF
BARNEYS AT ALL TIMES.
>> YEAH. THE NEXT PLACE WE'RE
GOING TO IS A LITTLE BIT MORE
INTIMATE. THIS PLACE IS TWO
MINUTES FROM BARNEYS, SO--
>> PERFECT.
>> PERFECT.
>> IT'S A GOOD-SIZE CLOSET.
>> IS IT BIG ENOUGH?
>> A SUMMER WARDROBE, A WINTER
WARDROBE.
>> AND THE PRICE, ASKING PRICE?
>> WE'RE ASKING 3 MILLION.
>> I DON'T KNOW. I JUST THINK--
I DIDN'T REALIZE UNTIL TODAY IT
IS A LOT OF UPKEEP AND...
>> A LOT OF RESPONSIBILITY.
>> A LOT OF RESPONSIBILITY, AND
WHEN YOU GUYS AREN'T HERE, I'M
HERE BY MYSELF.
>> RIGHT.
>> YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? IT'S
GREAT TO HAVE A POOL, BUT WHO'S
GONNA CLEAN IT, OR WHO'S GONNA
ARRANGE TO HAVE THAT PERSON COME
CLEAN IT EVERY WEEK?
>> I'LL FIND YOU THE RIGHT
PLACE.
>> WHEN YOU FIND SOMETHING YOU
LOVE, YOU'LL MOVE OUT QUICKLY.
>> I FEEL LIKE IT'S LIKE
HALLOWEEN COSTUME SHOPPING. YOU
KNOW. YOU JUST KNOW.
[DOORBELL RINGS]
>> HELLO. HOW ARE YOU?
>> I'M VERY STRESSED.
>> WHAT'S HAPPENING?
>> MY AUNT MARJAN IS MY MOM'S
SISTER, AND WHEN IT COMES TO ME
BEING STRESSED OUT ABOUT
SOMETHING, MY AUNT IS THE FIRST
PERSON I GO TO BECAUSE SHE'S
ALWAYS ABLE TO FIX IT, GIVE ME
THIS REALLY UNBIASED, RATIONAL
ADVICE. I WENT TO MOM AND DAD'S
OFFICE...
>> UH-HUH.
>> AND THEY HAD THIS HUGE TALK
WITH ME THAT THEY WANT TO
ACTUALLY CUT ME OFF GENUINELY,
NOT KIDDING.
>> CUT YOU OFF FINANCIALLY.
>> MOM HAS BEEN THREATENING ME
FOR SO LONG, BUT I DIDN'T THINK
THEY ACTUALLY WOULD.
>> YOU NEVER THOUGHT YOUR DAD IS
GONNA DO THIS TO YOU, RIGHT...
>> YEAH. I DIDN'T THINK DAD
WOULD EVER, EVER...
>> BECAUSE HE WAS YOUR BIGGEST
SUPPORT.
>> AND HE TOLD ME HE'S NOT GONNA
GET ME A NEW CAR.
>> MAYBE YOU NEED TO DO A LITTLE
LESS SHOPPING, DARLING, RIGHT,
ONE LESS SHOE.
>> NO. IT'S NOT FAIR.
>> IT IS FAIR. IT'S ABSOLUTELY
FAIR.
>> IT'S SO ANNOYING, THOUGH. NOW
THAT I'M CUT OFF, I GUESS THAT
MEANS LYCHEE LOU IS CUT OFF,
TOO. LYCHEES, WE'RE GONNA HAVE
TO CUT BACK NOW. ARE YOU READY
FOR IT? NO, SHE'S VERY ANGRY
ABOUT IT. SHE'S NOT EVEN LOOKING
AT ME, SHE'S SO UPSET. LYCHEE.
UH. SHE'S LITERALLY A ***.
>> WHAT ARE YOU DOING TONIGHT?
>> I WANTED TO TAKE LYCHEE TO
CHANEL, BUT IT'S NOT HAPPENING.
[WHIMPERS]
>> COME ON. DON'T BE SO SPOILED.
>> NO. I KNOW. I'M NOT SPOILED.
I'M SORRY I'M BEING WHINY. I'M
ALSO PMSing. SO MAYBE I'M EXTRA
UPSET.
[TYPING]
[ENGINE REVS]
[CHIME]
[CHIME]
[CHIME]
>> OH, MY GOD, NOT TOO [BEEP]
SHABBY.
>> ISN'T IT SO NICE?
>> THE VIEW IS OUT OF CONTROL.
>> CUTE.
>> OH, MY GOD. WOW, SO THAT'S
NOT GONNA BE HAPPENING EVER
AGAIN.
>> WE'RE ACTUALLY ON 4 ACRES
HERE WITH A RESTAURANT ON SITE.
SHE'S GOT AS GYM, PILATES, YOGA.
>> THERE'S THE BIGGEST POOL, AND
YOU CAN GET A CABANA.
>> YES.
>> YOU JUST COME WITH
EVERYTHING, DON'T YOU?
>> EVERYTHING.
>> LET'S CHECK THE SELFIE
LIGHTING IN HERE. CAN'T GET AN
APARTMENT IF THE LIGHTING IS
BAD.
>> YOU NEED TO HAVE A SELFIE
FACE. DOROTHY HAS A SELFIE FACE.
I DON'T HAVE A SELFIE FACE.
[CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS]
>> WOW, SO THAT'S MY FACE.
>> WHY AM I COMING OUT BLUE?
MARION, WE HAVE A SITUATION.
THE LIGHTING--OH.
OH, THIS WAY, MORGAN.
[CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS]
OK. THAT'S ENOUGH OF THIS.
[TYPING]
>> HOW MUCH IS IT?
>> UNFURNISHED WOULD BE 3.2
MILLION.
>> OK. THIS IS THE MASTER.
[GASPS]
>> I WANT TO SEE THE BATHROOM.
>> BATHROOM IS NICE.
>> OH, MY GOD.
>> YOU MATCH. LOOK AT YOUR WHITE
AND THE YELLOW. I'M TAKING A
TRENDABL PICTURE FOR YOU. OH,
THIS IS GOOD, MORGAN. OH, THIS
IS GOOD. YOU'RE LITERALLY INTO
YOURSELF.
>> SEE, BUT THAT, THERE'S A
SLIGHT SHADOW THERE.
>> THE *** BROW.
>> EVERY TIME WE THINK ABOUT
SOMEONE WE DON'T LIKE...
>> AND THEN YOU'RE LIKE, "BYE,
[BEEP," AND THEN JOKE IS
ON US BECAUSE IT'S ON OUR FACE
NOW.
>> I TRY NOT TO SMILE AT
STRANGERS, THOUGH, BECAUSE I
DON'T WANT TO USE THE COLLAGEN I
HAVE LEFT IN MY FACE. DOES YOUR
DAD CARE TO BUY YOU THIS PLACE?
IS HE CAUSING PROBLEMS FOR THAT?
>> HE HAS THIS FEAR ABOUT ME
BEING THIS PRINCESSY PERSON, AND
HE DOESN'T--
>> RELATE ON THAT. NO.
>> NO, BUT EVEN THOUGH I HAVE
THINGS, I WAS NEVER BABIED. I
HAVE NICE CARS, BUT THEY WERE
NEVER PRESENTED TO ME WITH A BOW
ON MY 15th BIRTHDAY.
>> THAT MEANS YOU WEREN'T
BABIED.
>> YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? I
WASN'T BABIED. I'VE BEEN VERY
LUCKY TO HAVE PARENTS WHO HAVE
BEEN ABLE TO PROVIDE ME WITH
EVERYTHING THAT I WANTED AND
MORE, BASICALLY, AND I DON'T
WANT THEM TO THINK I EVER TAKE
THAT FOR GRANTED. HE DOESN'T
WANT ME TO GET KIND OF TOO OUT
OF TOUCH WITH REALITY, BUT I
TELL HIM, "THIS IS MY REALITY.
WAKE UP, DAD."
>> DO YOU THINK THIS WOULD WORK
FOR YOU, THIS KIND OF SETUP?
>> YEAH. I'M GONNA THINK ABOUT
IT, REALLY SERIOUSLY THINK ABOUT
IT.
>> THE FACT THAT I'M ALREADY
DOING HAIR AND MAKEUP FOR A POOL
PARTY, WE PROBABLY SHOULDN'T
TELL ANYONE.
>> HA HA HA!
>> WHAT WOULD WE CALL IT, CASUAL
GLAM? HI.
>> WHAT IS THIS?
>> THE PINATA.
>> IS THIS FILLED WITH STUFF?
>> YEAH. WE'RE FILLING IT.
>> I ALWAYS LIKE TO DO THINGS A
LITTLE BIT DIFFERENTLY THAN
OTHER PEOPLE AND ADD A LITTLE
SPECIAL TWIST TO IT. SO I DIDN'T
WANT TO JUST HAVE A REGULAR
PINATA WITH CANDY AND STUFF IN
IT. DO YOU WANT TO START
STUFFING THE PINATA?
>> YEAH. "STUFFING THE--"
IT'S NOT THE FIRST THING I
STUFFED THIS MORNING, LET ME
TELL YOU.
>> OH, MY GOD.
>> OH, HELLO.
>> WHAT UP?
>> HI.
>> YOU GUYS ARE GETTING READY IN
FRONT OF THE BAR?
>> RIGHT. IT'S THE BEST
LIGHTING.
>> THAT'S GREAT. DOROTHY, I LIKE
YOUR HOUSE. THAT'S SOME WEALTHY
[BEEP] RIGHT THERE--GEORGE W.
>> JAY, WHO ELSE OF YOUR FRIENDS
ARE COMING?
>> I TEXTED LIKE 10 GROUPERS.
I THINK MAYBE ONE OF THEM IS
COMING.
>> OH, I LOVE THAT WORD.
A GROUPER IS A BOTTOM-FEEDING
FISH, AND THEY'LL PICK UP
WHATEVER THEY CAN GET.
>> WHATEVER IS DROPPING,
WHATEVER--
THEY SMELL NICKELS.
>> THERE ARE SOME GUYS THAT ARE
GROUPERS, LIKE SCOTT DISICK.
>> AND WE WERE BEING SUBTLE, BUT
THERE WE JUST WENT.
>> THEY TRAVERSE THE OCEAN
FLOOR...
>> YEP. "TRAVERSE."
>> TRYING TO PICK UP EVERYTHING.
I HAVE A BIG VOCABULARY, MORGAN.
>> THAT WAS GOOD.
>> [INDISTINCT].
>> I FEEL LIKE WE SHOULD HAVE A
DRINK NOW BEFORE THE PARTY,
RIGHT, LIKE A PREP.
>> 1,000%, 1,000%
>> WHICH ONE DO YOU WANT?
>> I'LL HAVE A SHOT.
>> CHEERS.
>> CHEERS. MORGAN JUMPS. THIS IS
A BIG SHOT.
>> I LITERALLY FELT THAT TEQUILA
TO THE BOTTOM OF MY UTERUS.
CHEERS.
>> CHEERS.
>> WHAT DO YOU WANT? WHOA!
>> BRANDON...
>> DO IT. DO IT.
>> POOL PARTY RULES. IT REQUIRES
A NONWEDGE OR HEEL.
>> IT REQUIRES A FLAT SANDAL.
>> YEAH, A FLAT, OPEN-TOE
SANDAL, A FLIP-FLOP, EVEN...
>> YES, A HAVAIANA. YES.
>> A HAVAIANA. E.J.!
>> MISS THING, HOW ARE YOU,
BEAUTIFUL? DARLING. YES.
>> AND BOYS SHOULD STILL ALWAYS
WEAR SNEAKERS...
>> NO MATTER WHAT.
>> OR A LOAFER OR SOMETHING.
>> NEVER A RAINBOW. IT'S NOT OK.
>> NO ONE WANTS TO SEE YOUR
TOES.
[TYPING]
>> AM I SWEATING?
>> AM I?
>> YEAH, BUT YOU'RE ALWAYS
SWEATING. YOU'RE CATHOLIC.
TELL ME, AM I SWEATING?
>> WELL, THERE?
>> NEVER MIND. MY FACE.
>> HUH? YEAH. IT'S NOT ROUND.
>> NOT MY [BEEP] FACE, YOU
IDIOT.
>> THE EYEBROWS. I DON'T KNOW.
MORGAN, I DON'T WANT THESE TRICK
QUESTIONS.
>> [BEEP].
>> OH, MY GOD, YOU HAVE A
PINATA. WAIT. I'M ACTUALLY SO
EXCITED.
>> FILLED IT WITH DOLLAR BILLS,
YO.
>> YES!
>> FOR THIS EVENT, I FEEL LIKE
THERE'S PROBABLY A CORE OF 12,
15 PEOPLE THAT WE ACTUALLY LIKE.
>> AND WANT TO SHOW UP.
>> IF YOU FEEL LIKE YOU NEED TO
HAVE A BIG HOUSE PARTY,
OBVIOUSLY THERE SOME ISSUES WITH
YOU, AND YOU'RE TRYING TO HIDE
SOMETHING, I.E., GATSBY, EXHIBIT
"A."
>> WHERE'S ROXY?
>> I HAVE FULL-BLOWN MAKEUP ON
MY FACE.
>> IT WON'T EVEN STAIN. HEY,
ROX.
>> SINCE I'VE BEEN CUT OFF, I
FEEL REALLY WEIRD AND KIND OF
OUT OF PLACE WITH ALL MY
FRIENDS. THE LAST THING I WANT
TO DO IS BE SOCIAL AND GO TO
THIS PARTY AND ACT LIKE I'M ALL
HAPPY.
>> SHOULD WE DO A SUMMER TRIP?
>> WE SHOULD. I WAS YACHTING IN
THE SOUTH OF FRANCE AND ITALY,
AND THEN I CAME BACK FOR 3
WEEKS. IT WAS CUTE.
>> IT'S HARD MOVING FROM SO MUCH
TO HAVING NOTHING. IT'S JUST
REALLY DIFFICULT. I FEEL LIKE MY
FRIENDS ARE USED TO THE MOST
AMAZING, HIGH-MAINTENANCE,
EXPENSIVE LIFESTYLE, AND THEY'RE
ALL GONNA KEEP DOING IT, AND I
CAN'T.
>> OR WE COULD GO TO GREECE OR
IBIZA.
>> I'M GOING TO GREECE ON
WEDNESDAY...
>> I DID EUROPE ALREADY.
>> SO EXCITED.
>> YEAH.
>> MAYBE WE SHOULD GET ANOTHER
DRINK NOW.
>> YEAH. YOU WANT TO?
>> YEAH.
>> IF WE WANT TO KEEP IT EASY
AND SEMILOCAL, WE CAN DO CABO.
THAT'S ALWAYS EASY.
>> I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. I'M NOT
GONNA BE ABLE TO KEEP UP. IT'S
LITERALLY IMPOSSIBLE. SO I'M
SCARED THAT MAYBE IT'LL CAUSE A
RIFT, I CAN'T HANG OUT AS MUCH,
I HAVE TO DISCLUDE MYSELF, AND
IT'S PUTTING A PRESSURE ON ME.
[TYPING]
[CHIME]
[TYPING]
[CHIME]
[TYPING]
[CHIME]
>> WHAT?
>> I'M REALLY UNCOMFORTABLE.
>> I KNOW ROXY BETTER THAN
ANYBODY, AND I JUST FEEL LIKE
TODAY SHE'S ACTING COMPLETELY
NOT LIKE HERSELF. I NEED TO GET
HER ALONE AND FIGURE OUT WHAT
THE HELL IS GOING ON.
>> WHAT'S GOING ON?
>> I'M JUST VERY UNCOMFORTABLE.
>> YOU'RE JUST NOT BEING
YOURSELF.
>> IT'S JUST STRESSFUL BECAUSE
I'M BEING CUT OFF.
>> ROXY...
>> IT'S HONESTLY SO MUCH ON MY
MIND, SO MUCH.
>> ARE THEY GIVING YOU A TIME TO
MOVE OUT?
>> NO. I CAN LIVE AT HOME.
>> SO THEY'LL FEED YOU. THEY'LL
GIVE YOU A ROOF OVER YOUR HEAD,
BUT THEY'RE NOT GONNA GIVE YOU
ACCESS TO MONEY?
>> ANY MONEY.
>> NONE?
>> A LITTLE BIT OF SPENDING
MONEY, NOT A LOT.
>> HA!
>> IT'S A BIG DEAL.
>> YOU'RE 25 YEARS OLD.
>> I UNDERSTAND, AND IT'S GONNA
PUSH ME, BUT IT'S PRESSURE I'VE
NEVER EXPERIENCED BEFORE.
>> BECAUSE YOU CAN'T GO
SHOPPING?
>> YEAH. IT IS.
>> MOST PEOPLE WHO ARE CUT OFF
OR MOST PEOPLE THAT NO LONGER
HAVE--
THEY DON'T HAVE ANYWHERE TO
LIVE. THEY DON'T HAVE A CAR. DO
YOU HAVE TO PAY FOR YOUR OWN
CAR?
>> THEY BOUGHT IT OUT. I CAN GET
A NEW ONE.
>> SO YOU'RE MY POOR FRIEND.
HA HA HA! I'M JUST SAYING...
ROXY AND I ARE LIKE SISTERS.
I THINK THAT SHE KNOWS THAT
EVERYTHING I SAY TO HER IS FOR
HER BEST INTEREST. I THINK IT'S
A GOOD THING.
>> NO. I THINK IT'S AN AMAZING
THING IN THE LONG RUN. I MEAN,
IT'LL WORK OUT.
>> IT ALWAYS WORKS OUT.
>> NO. I KNOW.
>> LOOK AT THE PART IN MY HAIR.
THAT WORKED OUT TODAY. THIS
MORNING, IT WAS LEFT. IT WAS NOT
WORKING OUT. IT GENUINELY
WASN'T.
>> I KNOW. OK. LET'S GO.
>> AAH! HA!
>> GROUPER.
>> YES.
>> JAY, IS SHE 32?
>> SHE IS CUTE.
>> JAY?
>> BONJOUR.
[TYPING]
>> YOU GUYS, LET'S DO THE PINATA
NOW, YEAH? JAY, WHAT'S GOING ON
OVER THERE? OLE. LET'S GO.
WHO HAS THE MOST FRUSTRATION TO
WORK OUT? I'LL HOLD YOUR PHONE.
GO, BABE.
>> CAN I REALLY HIT IT?
>> YEAH, SHORTY.
>> YEAH. IT'S REALLY HARD.
>> HA HA HA!
>> SOMEONE ELSE DO IT.
MY HANDS HURT.
>> HA HA HA!
>> WHOO!
>> OH, MY GOD, MY ARMPITS ARE
SWEATING.
>> JUST LIKE BRITNEY SPEARS.
>> YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO MOVE IT,
AND YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE
BLINDFOLDED.
>> YOUR TURN. YOU WANT TO GO?
HERE YOU GO. WHOO.
GO!
>> DAMN!
>> IT'S VIOLENT.
>> YEAH, ***. KILL IT.
KILL IT. KILL IT. KILL IT.
>> WHAT WAS THAT?
>> SHE WENT HAM ON THAT THING.
IT WAS UNCOMFORTABLE.
>> DADDY ISSUES.
>> YEAH. I SAID, "TAKING IT OUT
ON DADDY THAT WASN'T THERE,
MISSED THE DANCE RECITAL, A
COUPLE."
>> WHOO! LOOK AT ALL THAT MONEY.
>> YAY!
>> LOOK. IT'S LIKE STRIPPER
MONEY.
>> I NEEDED BUS FARE HOME.
>> AH. THEY SHOULD BE $100
BILLS.
[CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKING]
[CHIME]
I THINK I DECIDED TODAY I MIGHT
BE READY TO MOVE OUT OF THE
HOUSE AND GET MY OWN PLACE AT
THE CENTURY.
>> I THINK THAT'S A SMART MOVE.
>> CENTURY IS REALLY PRETTY, AND
IT HAS ROOM SERVICE.
>> AFTER CONSIDERING ALL MY
CHOICES, I DECIDED TO PUT IN AN
OFFER TO THE CENTURY. I HAVE A
CONCIERGE SERVICE, PERSONAL
ASSISTANT, A CAR WASH, A CABANA
BY THE POOL WITH MY NAME ON IT.
IT'S BASICALLY LIKE LUXURY HOTEL
LIVING IN A CONDO.
>> LIVING ALONE IS THE BEST
THING YOU'LL EVER DECIDE TO DO.
>> YEAH. YOU'LL LOVE IT. YOU'LL
GENUINELY LOVE IT.
>> I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO BE
ELOISE AT THE PLAZA WHEN I WAS
LITTLE. SO THIS IS LIKE MY ADULT
VERSION OF BEING ELOISE.
>> ALL RIGHT. CHEERS, GUYS.
>> OK. WE'RE WRAPPING IT UP.
>> CHEERS. HEY.
>> CHEERS, ***.
>> MORGAN WANTS AN INSTAGRAM
PHOTO OF THIS DAY.
>> YOU GET IN, TOO, BRENDAN.
[CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS]
>> OH, THIS IS CUTE. OH,
SOMETHING IS JUST NOT REALLY
POPPING.
>> NEXT TIME ON "#RICHKIDS OF
BEVERLY HILLS"...
>> CABO IS CLOSE. IT'S ONLY A
TWO-HOUR FLIGHT.
>> BUT OUR ONE-YEAR, WE SHOULD
INCORPORATE OUR CLOSEST FRIENDS.
>> INCORPORATE PEOPLE IN OUR
ANNIVERSARY?
>> OLE.
>> HOLA, AMIGOS.
>> WHOO!
>> WAAH!
>> AAH!
>> YEAH! HA HA! AAH!
>> WE JUST TIPPED THE ***.
>> OUR RESERVATION WAS ONE
MINUTE AGO.
>> I AM [BEEP] DONE WAITING
AROUND. HOLA. SORRY WE'RE A
LITTLE LATE.
>> OH...
>> WE WANTED YOU ALL HERE FOR
OUR WEEKEND, AND IF YOU WANT TO
BE HERE FOR US, BE HERE. IF YOU
DON'T, GET THE [BEEP] UP AND GET
THE [BEEP] OUT.