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Rüdiger: Frerk? Frerk: Except if it's cruelty to animals.
Rüdiger: Is it cruelty to animals? Frerk: Nonsense!
Frerk: …they said cups. Why are there bottles now? Schweini: Let’s drink it like that!
Frerk: Straight from the bottle? Schweini : Of course! But wait wait wait, if ...
Frerk: But anyway it's soft. Schweini: ... here is the survey.
Frerk: Ok, is it cruelty to animals? “No” say 78%.
Rüdiger: It's not cruelty to animals! Schweini: No, then we’re through it.
Rüdiger: We've asked the question wrong, probably.
Frerk: Yes. In your case, it was asked correctly. - So, then let’s start.
Schweini: But to the last sip, ok? Don’t spill anything.
Frerk: To the last sip. But there is carbon dioxide in there, it’s just a little bit.
Schweini: Really? Frerk: It's soft. Schweini: Yes, it’s ok.
Frerk: But it is carbon dioxide, just not that much. Here: " few carbon dioxide ".
Stiftung Warentest* (*a leading German consumer safety group) evaluated: The water has good quality. It got a “2”....
......Two bottles would be better, yes? Or really three? Schweini: No, three were required, right?
Frerk: Well, now these *** say: only two bottles. – Does one have to vomit afterwards?
Schweini: No, but perhaps you have to use the toilet more often.
Rüdiger: Ok, I have got another game that we can also play before ...
...who manages to hinder the other person from drinking three bottles of water?
Frerk: No, why?! This is a stupid game. Schweini: Why? This is a quite good game! Rüdiger: This is actually not that stupid.
Frerk: Sooo, “ready”…who gives the command?... There is a survey again? We didn’t know about that before!....
Frerk: ....Are we allowed to open the bottles now? Rüdiger/Schweini: No. Rüdiger: Close it again.
Rüdiger: Attention, there’s a new survey. Schweini: Wait, wait, wait.
Frerk: Ok then, two or three bottles? Everyone says three....
....Surprise, isn’t it?! ... Now I do understand, what you've been doing all the time!!
Schweini: Well, now you have to take a new bottle. You've already spilled some. Frerk: Yes but no no it wasn’t me. HE did it... because he wants to help me.
Schweini: Wait wait. Frerk: Who is doing “ready, set, go” now?
Schweini: But, hey: completely, OK? Don’t throw anything away!! Frerk: Yes, yes.
Schweini: Otherwise, you get squashed!...ok, ready – set – go!
Rüdiger: ***! Schweini: Ah you're sick, hey. Rüdiger: ... Here, the camera proves it. Hohoho.. That's unfair!
Rüdiger: ***.... boah....*** Schweini: Woah, that's so cold, ey. Oh my teeth!
Rüdiger: I’ll manage…
Frerk: Oha, then we have to start worrying…
Rüdiger: ***!
Rüdiger: THIS one is impossible to open! I can NOT open it! Try by yourself!
Frerk: Stop it! Stop it!
Rüdiger: Chug it!
Frerk: Boah, Schweini always wins at everything. Rüdiger: This reminds me of my early childhood.
Frerk: I just have to burp now ... wait...
Rüdiger (reads the question from the screen): Is Rüdiger simulating? 48% think yes! Huh?
Frerk: (burps) So, now let's continue!
Rüdiger: I cannot imagine that!You don’t really think that I am simulating?! ...
Rüdiger: ... Why should I simulate?
Schweini (zu Frerk): How many do you have? I have two, and you?
Frerk: Well, now I'm at the end of the second one. And you have…already the third one?!
Rüdiger: Woah, I have really a *** handicap here. I cannot open this thing, look!
Rüdiger: Does it taste good? ...
Rüdiger: ...What is this again? (reads) Do you believe Rüdiger? 91% no.
Rüdiger: This cannot be true.... (Schweini parallel: Boah I need a beer now, dude.)
... So this is really crap. 91% thinks... they don't believe me....
Rüdiger: ... (towards Frerk) Yes, open it!
Frerk: Where is the third bottle?
Schweini: Woah you dweebs”, ey. Frerk: Did you win? Schweini: I cannot stand this any longer.
Schweini: Boah, I cannot play football now.
Rüdiger: Oh ok, now that the game is over. That's nasty. That's really nasty!
Frerk: Congratulations! Schweini: Thanks.
Rüdiger: Well done, ey. Schweini: Woah, wait. I have a belly ey. Rüdiger: How did you do that?
Schweini: I have to go, dude. Rüdiger: Man!
Schweini: Boah, kiss my ***! So much carbon dioxide, hey, this is not healthy. Höhö. Kiss my ***.
Frerk: Yes, Rüdiger, you really should feel a little ashamed!
Rüdiger: Me? I asked if it was cruelty to animals… Frerk: Bastian Schweinsteiger has just consumed three bottles of water… Rüdger: Yes, I said from the beginning that it’s cruelty to animals, didn’t I?
Frerk: Yes, but… Rüdiger: Here you go! Frerk: Yes, but nevertheless you should feel ashamed! We were all in!
Rüdiger: I did not participate…