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(ANNOYED) Hey folks and welcome back to Cheap Kill theatre when we last left off Seymour
had fallen prey to a cheap kill which had not annoyed me in the slightest so now let's
continue.
(NORMAL) We need to find a way of inflating our water wings before we can cross the river.
Now, there are four characters on this particular set of maps, but only one of them is scripted
to help us. It's Mister Engels!
"Mr. Engels, could you blow up my water wings please? I'm all out of puff."
"Anything for you, Seymour."
Yeah, I like to think that THAT was every bit as phony as the accent Seymour was making
fun of in the previous video.
Ah, well.
Still, with the water wings inflated we can now cross the river without fear of drowning.
See? Isn't that cool?
And on the other side we can find...oooh, a shovel!
I wonder what it's used for. Just re-grab my whiskey.
Yeah, eagle eyed viewers will probably have noticed that I cycled my inventory, got rid
of the safety pin, we don't need that thing just yet.
Okay, let's talk to the guy...probably in the central tent's the chief, see if we can
help him out any.
"I wonder what's in here."
"Ah! Blob bring firewater!" "If only I had my pipe, too."
"I wonder what he's thinking."
Um...Yeah, I don't remember saying you could take my whiskey, indian man.
Seriously folks, you - ju-just DON'T come between me and Jack, okay? You don't do it.
Let's get our revenge by defiling a grave, why not.
[LAUGHTER] Not only did I dig it up I stole some of it
as well.
But wait a second. I picked up a peace pipe.
Hmm. I wonder if the indian will help us if we offer him that, too.
"I wonder what's in here."
"Ah! Blob bring pipe!"
"So what's up, chief?"
"Our witch doctor has died and we need him to make it rain so our crops can grow."
"So how do I make it rain?"
"You think I'd be asking if I knew?"
Ohh, speech bubble humour.
When will you ever...start being funny?
Well, that guy wants it to rain and for that we'll need a rain spell.
Given that the witch doctor has recently died it figures they'd bury him. And given that
they need the rain spell, it figures they'd...bury it along with the witch doctor?
Yeah, these indians have strange and mysterious traditions that I just don't understand
so - so you probably shouldn't try and think about it, because if a GENIUS like myself
can't understand what's going on then you...you won't, okay?
All we have to do is cross the river once more, go to the plantation, stand in the middle
and use the rain spell.
"So I guess I have to do a little jig." "Maybe I have to wait now..."
Quite right, Seymour. And by "wait" I mean the whole "leave the screen and come back
again" jig you're probably all familiar with by now.
And look! A mysterious plant has grown. Let's grab ourselves a handful - AND the water wings,
thank you game(!) and return to tell Chiefy.
"I wonder what's in here." You've been in there twice, Seymour! You KNOW
what's in there!
"Ah! Blob bring crop!" "What is this strange crop?"
"I dunno! You can stick it in your pipe and smoke it for all I care."
"Now there's an idea."
"Remember, kids! Don't try this at home!"
"Hmm. Think I'll call it tobacco."
"Gee, what a dumb name."
Well, that was nice a...cut? What do you mean cut, I didn't do anything!
"They was great, Seymour!"
"Gosh! D'you really think so? Thanks! Say, did any of you see that El Bandeeto character?
I mean, he is kinda the whole point of us being here."
"All we found was this bandage and a trail of footprints leading into the desert."
"We won't see him again."
"I'm not so sure."
Oh, I get it.
The whole game was the movie.
Blowing up the script, finding the stuff, getting kicked repeatedly by an angry train
driver, it was all part of the film we were making!
Okay, hands up everybody who saw it coming.
Most of you, I hope.
The end.
OR IS IT?
Yes. Yessir it is.
I'm CPC gamer. Until the next time, goodbye.