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I wanna talk about Halloween. Most of the time we don't participate during Halloween.
We shut the lights off, close the shades.
I gave candy last year.
But before you blocked the driveway with the car! Why did you put the car in the way of
the driveway and steps?
I didn't want people to walk up them. I wanted them to go around, up the grass.
But the grass is a Hill!
Climb it. It's better than falling, hitting their heads and suing me! That cement staircase
is bad. The stairs are way too high. You have to struggle up the stairs.. they were made
lousy. So I have to put the car in the driveway to force people go around on the grass.
Right.. up the hill.. then over the stone wall to the door.
No! Around that.
You can't! There is no path.
It doesn't matter, come on up. Keep coming. Come on, go around.
Force the kids to hike up for their candy.
You want candy? That's right, lord over 'em and toss 'em a piece. It's safe. It really
is awful. I had one kid fall, I picked 'em right up.
One kid fell?
Yeah, because of his short legs! Got caught on the stair and fell. I remember that, and
from then on, I block the stairs. I was startled and his parents? Nothing came of it. Those
stares are way too deep.
Yeah. What was Halloween like when you were a kid? Did you have Halloween?
No, I was at the institute. There was a party there at the school.
Since you were young? 5? 6? 7? 8?
Yeah, a party at the school. I never walked around my home.
Really?
My parents never brought me.
Not even at the institute?
No, Just the party. We'd all walk around and they would pick who's costume won the prize.
What was your costume?
Long time ago I was Frankenstein.
Really?
Yeah, in the dorm, I put on a costume, makeup, and we all filed down.
You like Halloween?
Eh.
It's free food.
It's fun. Since I was at school, they had to think of things to do for activities. It
was great long time ago.
So how did you know when we were growing up to take us trick or treating?
I dunno, I saw people. "Oh that's what you do?"
Were you interested?
- Long time ago it was nice. Now it's different.
Really? Why?
People are afraid now since someone put razors in apples.
Well someone wanted to teach kids not to eat fruit.
C'mon that's awful.
They caught the person who was putting razor blades in apples. He was a dentist.
Come and I'll fix your teeth.
Do you find Halloween boring with candy again and again?
What else? What do you want?
I dunnoÉGifts or..
Gold. Hand out gold.
You wish it was gold?
oooh.. it would be furious.
Thirsty people. Would you Trick-or-Treat if it was gold?
Oh hell yeah.
As Frankenstein?
Nah, *** that, just wear a hat, glasses. Who gives a ***?
For gold?
Of course.
What if you have to be under 13?
How are you gonna know?
You have to wear an ID.
Ha, an ID, far out.
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