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True Story by Shel Silverstien
This morning, I jumped on my horse
and went out of for a ride.
and some wild outlaws chased me
and they shot me in the side.
(Wilhelm Scream) (Thud)
So I crawled into a wild cat's cave to find
a place to hide.
But some pirates found me sleeping there and
they soon had me tied
to a pole and built a fire under me
I almost cried.
`till a mermaid came
and cut me loose
and begged to be my bride.
So I said I'd come back Wednesday
But I must admit, I lied.
Then I ran into a jungle swamp, but I forgot
my guide.
Then I stepped into some quicksand
and no matter how I tried
I couldn't get out until I met a water
snake named Clyde
who pulled me to some cannibals who planned
to have me fried.
But an eagle came and swooped me up, and through the air we flied.
But he dropped me into a boilling lake a
thousand miles wide
(Screaming Hysterically) (Bomb Dropping)
And you'll never guess what happened then...
I died!