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Is that you, John Wayne? Is this me?
Who said that? Who the *** said that?
Who's the slimy little communist *** twinkle-toed *** down here, who just signed his own death warrant?
Nobody, huh?!
The fairy *** godmother said it! Out-***-standing! I will P.T. you all until you *** die!
I'll P.T. you until your *** are sucking buttermilk. Was it you, you scroungy little ***, huh?!
Wau Wau Wau You little piece of ***! You look like a *** worm! I'll bet it was you! Wau Wau Sir, I said it, Sir!
Well ... no ***. What have we got here, a *** comedian? Private Goofy?
I admire your honesty. Hell, I like you. You can come over to my house and *** my sister! (Nunngh)
You little scumbag! I've got your name! I've got your ***! You will not laugh! You will not cry! You will learn by the numbers. I will teach you. Now get up! Get on your feet!
You had best unfuck yourself or I will unscrew your head and *** down your neck!
Sir, Yes sir! Private Joker, why did you join my beloved cropes Sir, to kill, sir! So you're a killer? Sir, yes sir! Then let me see your war face
Sir? You got a war face! AAAAAAAAHH! That's a war face, let me see your war face! Ahhhh!
***. You didn't convince me. let me see your REAL war face! AHHHHHHHHHHH! You don't scare me! Work on it! Sir, yes sir!
Wuff Wuff Wuffffff
Did your parents have any children that lived? Sir, yes, sir! I'll bet they regret that! You're so ugly you could be a modern art masterpiece! What's your name, fatbody?
Sir,Mickey Mouse, sir! Mickey? Mickey, what, of Arabia? Sir, no, sir!
That name sounds like royalty! Are you royalty? Sir, no, sir! Do you suck dicks?
Sir, no, sir! ***! I'll bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose! Sir, no, sir!
I don't like the name Mickey! Only faggots and sailors are called Mickey! From now on you're Gomer Pyle! Sir, yes, sir!
Do you think I'm cute, Private Pyle? Do you think I'm funny? Sir, no, sir! Then wipe that disgusting grin off your face! Sir, yes, sir!
Well, any *** time, sweetheart! Sir, I'm trying, sir.
Private Pyle, I'm gonna give you three seconds--excactly three *** seconds--to wipe that stupid-looking grin off your face, or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull-*** you! One! Two! Three!
Sir, I can't help it, sir! ***! Get on your knees, scumbag!
Now choke yourself! *** it, with my hand! Don't pull my *** hand over there! I said choke yourself! Now lean forward and choke yourself!
Are you through grinning? Sir, yes, sir. ***, I can't hear you!
Sir, yes, sir. ***, I STILL can't hear you! Sound off like you've got a pair! SIR, YES, SIR!
That's enough; get on your feet. Private Pyle you had best square your *** away and start *** me Tiffany cufflinks or I will definitely *** you up! Sir, yes, sir.