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>>> TONIGHT ON "RED EYE."
>> COMING UP ON "RED EYE" ARE
KITTENS SECRETLY OBSESSED WITH
PHYSICS?
OUR PANEL DEBATES IF YOU
SHOULD BE DELIGHTED OR
TERRIFIED IF YOUR FELINE IS A
CERTIFIED GENIUS.
AND DOES THE PRESIDENT THINK
AMERICA NEEDS DUDES NAMED
KLAUSE?
>> WE CAN'T LET GERMANY AND 60
AND WE HAVE 4.
WE NEED TO DO BETTER.
>> AND SNACK DISPENSER, OR A
MACHINE THAT COULD COST UH
LIMB AT ANY MOMENT?
NONE OF THESE STORIES ON "RED
EYE" TONIGHT.
>> I'M TOM SHILLUE FILLING IN
FOR GREG GUTFELD WHO IS ON
A -- WELL, HE IS IN THE TRUNK
OF MY CAR.
LET'S WELCOME OUR GUESTS.
SHE HAS BEEN WARNED THAT THIS
MAY BE THE WORST CAREER MOVE
EVER.
BUT SHE SHOWED UP ANYWHERE.
I AM HERE WITH FIRST TIME
GUEST, FOX NEWS.COM REPORTER
KRISTINA CORBIN.
AND SHE WILL KILL YOU WITH
KINDNESS AND A SMILE.
JUST A NOTE, KINDNESS AND A
SMILE ARE THE NAMES OF HER
GRENADES.
AND TV'S ANDY LEVY, NOT TO BE
CONFUSED WITH THE WAKE BOARDER.
HE IS BOOKED FOR NEXT WEEK.
AND HE IS FUNNY AND GENEROUS
AND A PLEASURE TO BE AROUND.
BUT SAM KINNISON DIED YEARS
AGO.
CHECK OUT HIS POD CAST CALLED
MY WIFE HATES ME OI TUNES AND
BASE BASE -- BASED ON ACTUAL
EVENTS.
>> A BLOCK.
THE LEDE.
THAT'S THE FIRST STORY.
>> HEY, GIRL, IS COMBAT NOT
WHERE IT IS AT?
A SURVEY CONDUCTED SHOWS A
SMALL NUMBER OF FEMALE
SOLDIERS WANT TO BE ON THE
FRONT LINE.
AS REPORTED BY THE ASSOCIATED
PRESS 8% SAY THEY HAVE ANY
INTEREST IN MOVING TO INFANTRY
, ARTILLERY OR ANY OTHER
SPECIAL COMBAT SPECIALTY.
THAT WILL SOON BE AVAILABLE TO
THEM. THE ARMY'S CHIEF OF
STAFF IS NOT SURPRISED TELLING
THE AP, THE ISSUE WILL BE THE
PROPENSITY OF WOMEN WHO WANT
TO DO THESE THINGS.
I DON'T THINK IT WILL BE AS
GREAT AS PEOPLE THINK.
I BELIEVE WE HAVE A VIDEO OF
ONE OF THE FEW WOMEN WHO IS
INTERESTED IN JOINING A COMBAT
>> I LOVE THE SINGING.
WITH ALL OF THIS FIGHTING ON
WHETHER WOMEN SHOULD BE ON THE
FRONT LINES AND MEN ARE
TALKING AND WOMEN ARE
YELLING.
THEY DON'T WANT TO BE ON THE
FRONT LINES ANYWAY.
>> I DON'T KNOW HOW WELL WOMEN
WILL FIGHT.
I DON'T KNOW THEY CAN.
BUT I KNOW THEY CAN INSTIGATE
ONE.
IT IS NOT LEAK IT IS A
REVOLUTIONARY WAR WHERE THEY
ARE RUNNING DOWN AND IT IS
HAND TO HAND COMBAT.
>> DID THEY DO THAT IN THE
REVOLUTIONARY WAR?
>> LONG STICKS.
>> THE BAY -- BAYONETTES.
IT IS SHOOTING A GUN OR
PUSHING A BUTTON AND WOMEN
KNOW HOW TO PUSH BUTTONS.
>> I DO?
>> I KNOW YOU HAVE AN OPINION
ON THIS.
WHAT DO YOU THINK THIS PROVES
ABOUT WOMEN?
>> WELL, I THINK THIS COULD BE
FURTHER PROOF THAT WOMEN ARE
SMARTER THAN MEN.
WE DON'T PREFER TO BE SHOT
AT.
I JUST WANT TO SAY IF ANYONE
THINKS THAT A WOMAN CAN'T
FIGHT AS WELL AS A MAN, LOOK
UP MY ANCESTOR MARGARET
CORBIN.
SHE WAS ONE OF THE FIRST WOMEN
TO FIGHT FOR THE AMERICAN
REVOLUTION IN A COMBAT ROLE.
SHE TOOK OVER THE CANNON AND
CRITICALLY WOUNDED AND THE
FIRST WOMAN TO BE BURIED AT
WEST POINT.
WOMEN HAVE BEEN SERVING IN A
COMBAT ROLE IN THE AMERICAN
REVOLUTION.
>> HOW?
>> HER HUSBAND WAS MORTALLY
WOUNDED AND SHE TOOK OVER AND
WAS SHOT IN THE BREAST.
IT IS WHAT WAS NORTHERN
MANHATTAN.
SHE WAS THE FIRST WOMAN TO GET
A PENSION FROM CONGRESS AND TO
BE BURIED AT WEST POINT.
ANYBODY WHO THINKS A WOMAN
CAN'T FIGHT AS WELL AS MAN,
THERE YOU GO.
>> YOU NEUTRALIZED ALL OF MY
ARGUMENTS.
ANDY, DO THE VIEWERS KNOW YOU
SERVED IN THE MILITARY?
>> PROBABLY.
>> WHAT DO YOU THINK?
YOU SHOULD KNOW.
>> I THINK THERE ARE A COUPLE
OF THINGS ABOUT THE STUDY THAT
WERE NOTEWORTHY.
THEY SAID THE VAST MAJORITY OF
WOMEN WHO WERE INTERESTED IN
SERVING IN COMBAT WERE IN
YOUNGER IN AGE, 27 OR
YOUNGER.
FEMALE SOLDIER S WHO HAVE BEEN
IN THE MILITARY FOR AWHILE WHO
HAVE BEEN DOING THEIR JOB AND
HAVE ADVANCED IN THE RANKS
THROUGH THEIR SPECIALTY WILL
NOT WANT TO SWITCH TO ANY
OTHER JOB WHETHER IT IS COMBAT
OR OTHERWISE AND THE SAME GOES
FOR MEN.
THE FACT THAT YOUNGER FEMALE
SOLDIERS SHOWED MORE OF AN
INTEREST IS A SIGN THAT THE
FUTURE WILL BE A LOT DIFFERENT
FROM WHAT IT IS NOW.
>> COULD IT BE A SIGN THAT
THEY DON'T KNOW WHAT IS IN
STORE FOR THEM?
THEY ARE YOUNG AND
INEXPERIENCED.
THEY THINK THEY WANT TO BE IN
THE BLACK HAWK DOWN.
THE INTERESTING THING IS, 8%
SAID THEY WANTED TO BE IN
COMBAT.
THOSE WHO DID WANTED TO BE IN
THE ELITE TROOPS.
THEY WANTED TO BE IN WITH THE
BIN LADEN SQUAT.
SQUAD.
>> LOOK, I DON'T THINK WE WILL
SEE A CHANGE IN COMBAT
POSITIONS WITH FEMALES AS HIGH
AS MALES.
THAT'S OKAY.
FOR THE ONES WHO ARE
INTERESTED AND CAN MEET THE
STANDARDS, THAT'S GREAT.
THE REALLY GOOD THING ABOUT
THE STUDY IS IT SHOWED THAT
ALMOST ALL OF THE MEN AND
WOMEN CURRENTLY SERVING AGREED
THAT NONE OF THE STANDARDS
SHOULD BE LOWERED IN ORDER TO
GET MORE WOMEN IN COMBAT.
THE MEN DIDN'T WANT IT BECAUSE
THEY WANT TO FEEL SAFE AND
WOMEN DON'T WANT MEN TO BE
SITTING THERE THINKING, OH
THEY LOWERED THE STANDARDS AND
THAT'S WHY YOU ARE HERE.
THAT'S A GREAT SIGN, I THINK.
>> WHAT DO YOU THINK?
>> HAVE I A QUESTION.
I HAVE A QUESTION.
DIDN'T OBAMA RUN ON THE TICKET
THAT WE WILL END THE WAR AND
BRING THE TROOPS OUT?
WHY ARE WE WORRIED ABOUT WHO
WILL BE FIGHTING IN THE
FUTURE?
IT IS NOT WHO WILL BE
FIGHTING.
THAT'S WHERE I THOUGHT WE WERE
HEADED.
>> I WAS WAITING FOR SOMEBODY
TO ATTACK OBAMA.
>> JOANNE, I AM NOT A
FEMINIST, BUT I AM A
FEMININIST.
I ENJOY FEMININITY.
>> IT IS THE DISTANCE BETWEEN
THE WINDOW AND THE BUSHES.
>> IT IS A GREAT WAY.
I HAVE NEVER BEEN IN COMBAT.
DO YOU THINK I SHOULD BE
DISQUALIFIED FROM HAVING AN
OPINION ON THIS SUBJECT?
>> NO, IT IS FINE TO HAVE AN
OPINION.
GRANTED WE ARE NOT THE ONES
FIGHTING.
THEIR OPINIONS MATTER A LITTLE
MORE THAN OURS.
EVERYONE IS IN AGREEMENT THAT
IF YOU HAVE THE SKILL SET TO
BE IN COMBAT AND YOU ARE
STRONG ENOUGH AND INTELLIGENT
ENOUGH IT DOESN'T MATTER IF
YOU ARE MALE OR FEMALE.
>> I DIDN'T SAY THAT.
I WASN'T IN AGREEMENT ON
THAT.
>> I DIDN'T SAY YOU DID.
>> IN THESE ELITE COMBAT
TROOPS, THESE GUYS, THEY ARE
GUYS.
DON'T YOU THINK THEY WILL RISK
THEIR OWN LIFE TO LOOK OUT FOR
WOMEN BECAUSE THEY ARE
CHIVALROUS?
IT IS THESE GUYS ARE GOING --
THEY WILL BE HONORABLE AND
THEY ARE NOT GOING TO -- THEY
WILL PROTECT THEM.
>> IT IS A FAIR POINT, BUT
EVEN IN AN ALL MALE UNIT YOU
DEVELOP A A BOND AND IF YOU
TALK TO A LOT OF COMBAT
SOLDIERS YOU SAY WHY DID YOU
DO WHAT YOU DID?
ESPECIALLY PEOPLE WHO WIN
MEDALS FOR BRAVERY.
THEY DON'T SAY -- THE REASON
THEY GIVE FOR DOING IT IS TO
PROTECT MY BUDDIES.
>> TO A FAULT.
A LOT OF PEOPLE DIE BECAUSE
THEY HAVE THE DON'T LEAVE A
MAN ON THE FIELD ATTITUDE.
>> DOESN'T THAT SHOOT DOWN
YOUR THEORY?
>> I ALWAYS GIVE YOU OPENINGS
TO SHOOT DOWN MY THEORY.
>> I DON'T --
>> IT IS AN ENVIABLE ROLE.
>> SEXTING A STUDENT IS FAR
FROM PRUDENT.
IN TAXES IT IS NOT ILLEGAL.
IT IS ANOTHER --
>> VICTORY FOR PERVERTS.
>> IN 2012 THE JUNIOR HIGH
SCHOOL TEACHER WAS ARRESTED
FOR SENDING INAPPROPRIATE
TEXTS TO HIS 13-YEAR-OLD
FEMALE STUDENT.
THE MESSAGES TALKED ABOUT,
QUOTE, IF EITHER WALKED AROUND
A NAKED IN THEIR HOMES THAT IS
NORMAL.
KEEPING THE RELATIONSHIP
SECRET UNTIL THE VICTIM
GRADUATES, AND DREAMS THAT
EACH OF THEM HAD ABOUT EACH
OTHER.
THIS MONTH PROSECUTORS DROPPED
THE CASE.
IN OCTOBER, THE TEXAS COURT OF
CRIMINAL APPEALS STRUCK DOWN
THE LAW THAT OUTLAWED THE
SEXUALLY EXPLICIT
COMMUNICATION BETWEEN THE
ADULT AND A MINOR CITING THE
FIRST AMENDMENT.
THE JUDGE HEARD THE RULE WAS
TOO BROAD AND COULD INCLUDE
LITERATURE LIKE "50 SHADES OF
GRAY" AND PERFORMANCES LIKE
MILEY CYRUS'
>> RICH, THIS IS A GREAT DAY
FOR PERVERTS, ISN'T IT?
>> IT IS A FINE LINE, AND THAT
LINE IS DRAWN AT 18 YEARS
OLD.
TEXAS IS A VERY CONSERVATIVE
STATE.
SO THEY WILL LET THIS GO ON
THERE, WHAT IS VERMONT GOING
TO DO?
>> TEXAS IS CONSERVATIVE, BUT
THEY ARE ALSO INTO FREEDOM.
THEY DO BELIEVE IN THE FIRST
AMENDMENT IN TEXAS.
>> FIRST OF ALL THESE OLD,
CREEPY MEN WILL HAVE TO TAKE
COURSES ON ALL OF THE
ABBREVIATIONS WHEN IT COMES TO
TEXTING.
THEY DON'T KNOW WHAT THESE
KIDS ARE GOING TO WRITE TO
THEM AND ALL OF THESE
LETTERS.
WHATEVER.
>> THE ABC'S?
>> LOL.
>> YOU PICK THEM UP PRETTY
QUICKLY.
>> I THINK IT IS COMPLETELY
CREEPY.
IF IT HAPPENED TO MY DAUGHTERS
AND THESE GUYS DIDN'T HAVE
MONEY I WOULD BE PISSED.
>> I AM SHOCKED THIS TEACHER
IS STILL TEACHING.
THE LAWS HAVE TO KEEP UP WITH
TECHNOLOGY.
>> THEY CAN STILL FIRE THE
GUY.
HE IS CREEPY?
CAN YOU FIRE A GUY FOR BEING
CREEPY?
>> AS FAR AS I KNOW HE IS
STILL WORKING.
>> SHE SUSPENDED.
>> THEY ARE DECIDING WHETHER
TO REVOKE HIS TEACHER'S
LICENSE.
>> HAD HE ACTED ON THE TEXT
--
>> OF COURSE, THAT'S WHAT HE
SAID.
THE TEXTS WERE GROSS.
SHOULD THEY ILLEGAL?
HE DIDN'T TRY TO MEET HER.
HE DIDN'T PASS THE CHRIS
HANSON STANDARD.
>> THE CONSTITUTION IS NOT THE
GUARDIAN OF GOOD TASTE.
AS GROSS AND DISGUSTING THIS
IS THEY ARE FIRST AMENDMENT
RIGHTS AND THE LAWS HAVE TO
KEEP UP WITH TECHNOLOGY AND
THEY ARE NOT.
>> I WOULDN'T KNOW HOW TO
TEXT -- HE WOULD HAVE TO
EXCHANGE PHONE NUMBERS WITH
HER FIRST.
I ASSUME MAYBE SHE SENT HIM A
TEXT.
REMEMBER THAT OLD SONG?
REMEMBER THAT OLD SONG BY
STING, TEACHER-STUDENT, DON'T
STAND SO CLOSE TO ME?
THEY WERE BLAMING THE VICTIM.
>> SHE MUST HAVE GIVEN HIM HER
PHONE NUMBER.
>> IT MAY HAVE HAPPENED AND
OBVIOUSLY HE SHOULDN'T HAVE
RESPONDED.
HE IS OBVIOUSLY A CREEP.
I HOPE HE GETS FIRED, BUT IS
IT ILLEGAL?
I THINK IT IS A FIRST
AMENDMENT ISSUE.
IF YOU ARE NOT DOING ANYTHING
AND JUST TEXTING, KIDS TODAY,
IT IS A DIRTY WORLD.
>> WHAT YOU HAVE TO UNDERSTAND
IS WHAT THE TEXAS COURT
RULED -- WHAT THEY BASICLY
SAID WAS Y'ALL PASSED A BAD
LAW -- I THINK IT WAS Y'ALL.
IT MIGHT HAVE BEEN ALL Y'ALL
ACTUALLY.
Y'ALL PASSED A BAD LAW AND IT
DOESN'T PASS CONSTITUTIONAL
MUSTER.
YOU NEED TO WRITE A BETTER LAY
MORE NARROWLY TAILORED.
THEY SAID YOU CAN MAKE THIS
ILLEGAL.
THEY SAID THE LAW YOU PASSED
WOULD MAKE -- IF AN ADULT SENT
A COPY OF "EYES WIDE SHUT" TO
A MINOR, UNDER THIS LAW THAT
WOULD BE ILLEGAL.
>> AND THESE CLASSES THEY TALK
ABOUT THINGS LIKE THE VMA'S
AND THEY ARE DISCUSSING
TWERKING.
>> AND THAT'S THE PROBLEM WITH
THE LAW.
THE LAW IS OVERBROAD.
WE NEED TO MORE NARROWLY
TAYLOR IT.
YOU CAN STOP WHAT HAPPENED,
BUT THE LAW YOU PASSED TO DO
THAT WENT TOO FAR.
>> WHAT ABOUT SHAMING?
THAT USED TO, WOULD.
I SAID THE GUY'S NAME ON THIS
PROGRAM.
ISN'T THAT PUNISHMENT ENOUGH?
>> UNFORTUNATELY IN THIS CASE
IT HAS TO BE.
HE DIDN'T ACTUALLY BREAK A
LAW.
REALLY THE ONLY THING WE CAN
DO IS PUNISH HIM IN TERMS OF
HIS EMPLOYMENT.
WHAT IS TERRIBLE ABOUT THIS IS
WHEN YOU ARE YOUNG YOU ARE
CURIOUS.
YOU TEST THE BOUNDARIES.
THE ADULTS AROUND YOU ARE
SUPPOSED TO SET THE LIMITS AND
TELL WHAT YOU IS APPROPRIATE
AND WHAT ISN'T.
IF THIS IS HAPPENING, THESE
SORTS OF RELATIONSHIPS BECAUSE
OF TECHNOLOGY LIKE YOU SAID,
THEN I AM REALLY NERVOUS FOR
THIS GENERATION.
>> COULDN'T YOU HAVE --
COULDN'T YOU TELL STUDENTS,
LOOK, IF YOU GET INTO THESE
TEXTS YOU WILL GET SUSPENDED
TOO.
PUNISH THEM.
STUDENTS CAN BE PUNISHED, YOU
KNOW.
THEY ARE NOT LITTLE LAMBS.
>>
>> IS IT UP TO -- HOW COME THE
PARENTS ARE NOT INVOLVED IN
THIS?
>> I THINK WE NEED TO
REINFORCE PARENTAL --
>> I GUARANTEE ANTHONY WIENER
IS CALLING A REAL ESTATE AGENT
IN TEXAS RIGHT NOW.
I KNOW WHERE I AM MOVING TO.
YOU ARE RIGHT, IT IS NOT A
LAW, BUT THERE ARE MORAL
LAWS.
IF I WAS A PARENT -- WELL, I
AM A PAISHT.
PAISHT.
WHEN MY DAUGHTERS WERE 14 OR
13 AND SOMEBODY WAS DOING
THAT, BELIEVE ME I WOULD HAVE
TAKEN MATTERS --
>> DOES A 13-YEAR-OLD NEED A
CELL PHONE?
I DIDN'T HAVE A CELL PHONE.
>> OH MAN, 2-YEAR-OLDS KNOW
HOW TO USE AN IPAD.
>> 6-YEAR-OLD IS DOWNLOADING
MOVIES.
>> IS THAT WHAT YOU TELL YOUR
WIFE?
I DIDN'T DO THAT.
I DON'T EVEN LIKE THAT KIND OF
THING.
>> LAST NIGHT WHEN I WAS NAKED
WATCHING "FROZEN."
>> AND NOW IT IS TIME FOR
THIS.
>> BACK AT NORWOOD JUNIOR HIGH
SCHOOL IN MASSACHUSETTS WE ADD
SODA MACHINE.
IT WAS OFF LIMITS, BUT AFTER
SCHOOL YOU COULD GET A CANNED
SODA FOR 25 CENTS.
NOT EVERY SEVENTH GRADER HAD
THAT KIND OF MONEY, SO THOSE
WITH PAPER ROUTES COULD BUY A
FELLOW STUDENT A COCA-COLA.
IT WAS ONE OF THE REWARDS FOR
WAKING UP EARLY AND DELIVERING
THE NEWSPAPERS IN THE COLD.
ON OCCASIONALLY I WOULD GET UP
THE NERVE AND TALK TO A GIRL.
KAREN, I AM HEADING OVER TO
THE SODA MACHINE.
HOW ABOUT I PICK YOU UP A
MOUNTAIN DUE.
MOUNTAIN DEW.
IT TAUGHT ME ABOUT HARD WORK,
ENTREPRENEUR SHIP AND LOVE.
TODAY'S STUDENTS WON'T BE
LEARNING THESE LESS SONS.
THE GOVERNMENT IS REMOVING ANY
CHOICE.
THEY WILL LIMIT THE MARKETING
TO STUDENTS SO EVEN A
SCOREBOARD AT A SCHOOL
FOOTBALL GAME TW A COY CAW --
WITH A COCA-COLA LOGO WILL BE
FORBIDDEN.
CAN THEY NOT LOOK AT A LOGO?
THEY ARE ABOUT TO ENTER A
SCHOOL THAT BOMBARDS THEM WITH
MARKETING.
WHY DO WE TELL THEM THEY ARE
NOT ABLE TO SPEAK FOR
THEMSELVES AND MAKE THEIR OWN
CHOICES ?
ISN'T THAT HIGH SCHOOL WHAT IS
FOR?
>> YES, THAT AND BUYING 10
MINUTES WITH A GIRL BY BUYING
HER A SUGAR REAND
DECAFFEINATED DRINK.
>> ANDY, WHAT IS NEXT?
WILL THEY BAN PEANUTS AND BAKE
SALES AND BULLYING AT SCHOOL?
>> THEY HAVE DONE ALL THREE OF
THOSE.
>> THEY HAVE.
THIS IS TERRIBLE.
>> FIRST, THE BIG THING I
LEARNED FROM YOUR MONO LOG IS
YOU ARE A LITTLE NERD.
THAT IS THE MAIN THING I TOOK
FROM THAT.
>> I DON'T UNDERSTAND.
PEOPLE STILL CALL ME A NERD
AND I NEVER UNDERSTOOD THAT.
>> THAT'S PART OF WHY YOU ARE
A NERD.
I AM OPPOSED TO BANNING ALL OF
THESE THINGS.
THE ONLY THING THAT SHOULD BE
BANNED IN SCHOOLS IS PUTTING
NUTS IN BROWN KNEES.
BROWNIES.
PEOPLE WHO PUT NUTS IN
BROWNIES ARE DE RANGED AND
SHOULD BE BEHIND BARS.
>> YOU ARE NOT ALLERGIC.
>> NO, IT VIOLATES EVERY LAW
OF THE UNIVERSE.
IT GETS BACK TO THE MORAL
THING.
>> WHAT IF YOU CRUNCH THEM UP
AND SPRINKLE THEM ON TOP?
>> THEY DON'T BELONG.
I DON'T MIND IF A SCHOOL
DISTRICT DECIDES IT DOESN'T
WANT A COKE OR PEP SWREE, BUT
I DON'T THINK THE FEDS NEED TO
GET INVOLVED.
LET THE SCHOOL DISTRICTS
DECIDE.
I DON'T SEE WHAT THE PROBLEM
IS.
>> WE ARE FEDERALIZING
EVERYTHING, EVERY CHOICE IN A
STUDENT'S LIFE.
WE HAVE LOGOS EVERYWHERE.
>> ONE, I AGREE.
I HATE WHEN PEOPLE PUT
BROWNIES IN TURKEY SANDWICHES
FOR PEOPLE THAT GO ONE STEP
FURTHER.
FIRST OF ALL, KIDS, JUST THINK
OF THE PROBLEMS IN SCHOOL.
ELEMENTARY SCHOOL, WHAT ARE
YOU GOING TO DO?
SHADE THE BUS WINDOWS SO THEY
CAN'T SEE ADVERTISEMENTS.
>> THEY SEE BILLBOARDS ON
BILLBOARDS ON THE WAY TO
CLASS.
>> IT IS EVERYWHERE.
IT IS THE PARENT THAT TEACHES
THE KID NOT TO BE 5* BUFFET
MOLESTER.
IF YOU ARE IN HIGH SCHOOL AND
YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO EAT
WELL, YOU HAVE BIGGER PROBLEMS
THAN A PEPSI ADVERTISE --
ADVERTISEMENT.
THERE ARE DRUGS IN HIGH
SCHOOL.
>> WE HAVE TEACHERS SEXTING
STUDENTS WHO CARES ABOUT A
COCA-COLA LOGO.
>> ENOUGH ALREADY.
YOU CAN SEE HOW MUCH THE
FEDERAL GOVERNMENT HAS DONE
WITH THE OTHER THINGS.
>> YOU MADE YOUR POINT.
JOANNE, TAKE A LOOK AT THIS
PICTURE OF ME AT JUNIOR HIGH
SCHOOL.
COULD I SIT WITH YOU WITHOUT A
COLA?
>> WINE COOLER MAYBE, BUT
MOUNTAIN DEW NOT SO MUCH.
I AM WITH YOU.
KT RIDICULOUS.
IT DOESN'T SET US UP FOR
SUCCESS.
THE FRESHMAN 15 WILL BE THE
FRESHMAN THEATER.
AFTER -- FRESHMAN 30.
AFTER NOT HAVING THESE
DELICIOUS TREATS YOU WILLOWED
THEM ON AFTER YOU ARE OUT OF
THE GRIPS OF THE GOVERNMENT IN
HIGH SCHOOL.
>> AND KIDS LIKE SODA.
THEY USE IT TO SOCIALIZE.
>> MY KIDS BECAUSE OF DVR
NEVER WATCH COMMERCIALS.
DON'T THEY HAVE TO WATCH THEM
IN SCHOOL?
THEY HAVE TO SEE THEM
SOMEWHERE.
>> HEALTHY EATING HAS TO START
IN THE HOME.
THE HARD REALITY IS CHILDHOOD
OBESITY IS A PROBLEM.
SUGARY DRINKS AND IT IS THE
CULPRIT.
I DON'T THINK REMOVING THE
DR. PEPPER FROM THE VENDING
MACHINE THE STUDENTS GO TO
EVERY DAY DOESN'T MEAN WE
CAN'T REWARD THEM WITH A PIZZA
PARTY IF THEY DO WELL ON A
TEST.
>> IS THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT
MAKING A MIDDLE GROUND?
>> THROWING A PIZZA PARTY?
>> THERE WAS SOMETHING YOU
SAID.
BECAUSE OF DVR YOUR KIDS NEVER
WATCH COMMERCIALS.
>> AREN'T UH COMMERCIAL
ACTOR?
>> I KNOW.
THAT'S WHAT IS TERRIBLE. THEY
ARE DESTROYING MY BUSINESS.
>> YOU ARE LETTING THEM
DESTROY YOUR BUSINESS.
>> COMING UP, IS McDONALDS
GOING TO COMBINE BREAKFAST AND
LUNCH?
>>> SHOULD WE NOT DWELL ON THE
IDEA OF HELL?
PEOPLE WHO BELIEVE IN DEALS
FROM ABOVE ARE HAPPIER IN
LIFE.
THEY FOUND THAT THE MORE A
COUNTRY'S POPULATION BELIEVED
IN HEAVEN RATHER THAN HELL,
THE HAPPIER THE COUNTRY WAS.
SEPARATELY WHEN PEOPLE WERE
ASKED TO WRITE ABOUT HEAVEN OR
HELL THOSE WHO PICKED THE
LATTER REPORTED MORE SADNESS.
THE POSSIBLE REASON?
THE SUBJECT OF HELL MAKES
PEOPLE MORE -- SATAN?
WHERE IS SATAN?
THERE IS SATAN.
>> CHRISTINA, THESE STUDIES
ALWAYS CONFUSE ME.
THIS I DON'T UNDERSTAND.
ISN'T BELIEF IN HELL, ISN'T
THAT A GOOD THING 1234* PEOPLE
BELIEVE IN A HELL SO THEY WILL
BEHAVE BETTER AND BE HAPPIER
ABOUT THEIR LIFE.
>> I THINK IT IS OKAY TO
BELIEVE IN HELL, BUT IF YOU
ARE ROUTINELY THINKING ABOUT
WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE, FEELS LIKE
X YOU ARE PROBABLY NOT A HAPPY
PERSON BECAUSE YOU PROBABLY
THINK YOU ARE HEADED TO HELL.
THAT'S MY TOTALLY UNSCIENTIFIC
TAKE.
>> IT IS A FOCUS THING.
THEY ARE FOCUSED ON HELL
BECAUSE THEY THINK THEY HAVE
DONE SOMETHING WRONG THAT
DESERVES THIS.
>> CORRECT.
>> IT IS LIKE RELIGIONS GIVE
PEOPLE GUILT, TOM.
>> ANDY, THIS SINTING.
I WAS OBSESSED WITH JEWISH
GIRLS IN HIGH SCHOOL AND
COLLEGE.
I ASKED ONE OF MY GIRLFRIENDS,
WHAT IS GOING ON WITH THE
JEWISH RELIGION?
SHE SAID, WE BELIEVE THE SAME
THING AS YOU, EXCEPT JESUS AND
HELL.
>> THAT'S NOT BAD.
WHEN PEOPLE WERE ASKED TO
WRITE ABOUT HEAVEN AND HELL
THOSE WHO PICKED HELL REPORTED
MORE SADNESS.
MAYBE SADDER PEOPLE CHOSE TO
WRITE ABOUT HELL THAN HEAVEN.
>> IT IS A MATTER OF FOCUS.
>> I WAS SAYING THEY WERE
SADDER TO BEGIN WITH AND
THAT'S WHY THEY CHOSE TO WRITE
ABOUT HELL.
IT WAS NOT WRITING ABOUT HELL
THAT MADE THEM SADDER.
IT IS A CHICKEN AND EGG THING
WHICH IS A INETT TAU FORE
THING.
>> WHICH CAME FIRST, THE
CHICKEN OR THE EGG?
DO YOU BELIEVE IN HELL AND IF
SO WHAT ARE YOUR THOUGHTS?
>> THE CLUB I WORKED IN LAST
WEEKEND UNCONFIRMED THAT.
IT WAS PURE HELL.
IT WAS WALKING HELL.
IT WAS THE OLDEST PEOPLE JUST
-- IT WAS LIKE WORKING
PURGATORY.
I WAS IN --
>> YOU BELIEVE IN PURGATORY?
THAT'S A CATHOLIC THING.
I BELIEVE IN PURGATORY.
>> YOU CAN'T MAKE THE DECISION
RIGHT AWAY.
IT IS BASED ON A TRUE STORY.
THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS.
THEY WEIGH IT OUT AND --
>> THAT'S WHY PEOPLE SHOULD GO
WITH THE CATHOLICS.
IT IS NOT AN EITHER OR.
WE HAVE PURGATORY AND IT IS
LIKE A MIDDLE GROUND.
JOANNE, YOU WERE TELLING ME IN
THE GREEN ROOM YOUR IDEA OF
HELL IS TALKING WITH SOMEONE
UNUH PRACTICE TIFF.
UNATTRACTIVE.
>> HELL IS OTHER PEOPLE.
THASES WHAT I CAME UP WITH.
>> HELL IS FOR CHILDREN.
THAT'S THE SONG WE HAD WHEN WE
WERE KIDS.
PAT BEN GNAW TAR.
>> I KNOW HER.
SHE IS NICE.
SHE IS PLEASANT.
WE GO WAY BACK.
I THINK THAT GENERALLY
RELIGIOUS PEOPLE TEND TO BE
HAPPIER BECAUSE WHEN THINGS
DON'T GO THEIR WAY THEY CHALK
IT UP TO SOMETHING ELSE.
THEY CHALK IT UP TO A HIGHER
BEING OR THIS IS PART OF THE
PLAN, SO DON'T FRET.
I WOULD THINK PEOPLE WHO ARE
NOT RELIGIOUS WOULD BEACON
FUSED AND NOT KNOW WHAT TO DO
AND DEPRESSION SINKS IN.
>> IT IS DENIAL.
THEY WANT A LOT OF THE
POSITIVE TALK.
>> COMING UP, MILK'S NEW
SLOGAN.
IT IS DRINK MILK, A-HOLE.
I FIND THAT OFFENSIVE.
>>> SHOULD HE NOT ADORN HIS
FEED WITH ***?
CARLOS MARTINEZ IS EMBARRASSED
AFTER IT WAS DISCOVERED HIS
PAGE OF FAVORITED TWEETS HAD
DOZENS OF PORNOGRAPHIC LINKS.
HE DIDN'T KNOW FAVORITING A
TWEET PLACES IT IN A STREAM
THAT ANYONE CAN SEE. IT
DOES?
I FAVORITE EVERYTHING.
EVERY TIME MY NAME IS ON
SOMETHING I PRESS FAVORITE.
THAT'S NOT BAD.
WHEN PEOPLE STARTED TO NOTICE
HE REMOVED THE IMAGES, BUT NOT
BEFORE DEADSPIN.COM MADE A
VIDEO OF HIS FAVORITE FEED.
♪
>> ON TUESDAY THE CARDINALS'
MANAGER WANTED PLAYERS TO BE
CAREFUL ON SOCIAL MEDIA.
ONE MISS STEP IS ONE FRACTION
OF A SECOND FROM GOING
GLOBAL.
HE SAID THE TEAM AND MARTINEZ
ARE EMBARRASSED ADDING "WE
ARE, LIKE IT OR NOT, ROLE
MODELS.
THAT'S THE DANGER WHEN THIS
THING HITS THE AREA THAT IT
HITS."
THAT WAS A QUOTE.
I HAD TO READ.
IT I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT HE
IS TALKING ABOUT HITTING THE
AREA.
SHOULDN'T THE CARDINALS PR
DEPARTMENT GET ON THIS?
CAN'T THEY TELL THESE GUYS HOW
TO USE TWITTER?
>> THIS IS THE BEST THING.
NO ONE HAS TALKED ABOUT THE
ST. LOUIS CARDINALS IN THE
LAST EVER.
EVER.
THIS GUY AT 22 DOESN'T KNOW
THAT TWITTER AND FACEBOOK IS A
WORLDWIDE BILLBOARD, THEN HE
IS DUMB.
>> THEY HAVE SUPPOSED TO BE
TECH SAVY.
WE KNOW IT.
HE IS 22.
>> HE IS 22.
THAT'S WHY HE IS LIKING ALL OF
THE ***.
>> CAN WE FAULT THE
PROFESSIONAL ATHLETE?
IT DIDN'T LOOK THAT
SALACIOUS.
>> DID YOU WATCH THE UNBLURRED
ONE?
>> NO.
>> IT IS PRETTY SAW LISHES,
TOM.
SALACIOUS, TOM.
>> IT LOOKED LIKE NUDE
IMAGERY.
>> IT WAS NOT JUST NUDE
IMAGERY.
>> THEY ALLOW *** ON TWITTER
1234.
>> THAT'S WHAT THEY -- THEY
SHOULD STRIKE THAT DOWN.
I DON'T LIKE THAT.
JOANNE, DON'T YOU THINK
TWITTER SHOULD HAVE BETTER
PRIVACY SETTINGS SO EVERYBODY
CAN KNOW WHAT YOU ARE LIKING?
I DIDN'T KNOW UNTIL THIS
SECOND MY LIKES ARE RECORDED.
>> APPARENTLY SOME PEOPLE NEED
A HANDBOOK.
>> THE PITCHER WAS MAKING A
HANDBOOK.
>> THE CARDINALS NEED A SOCIAL
MEDIA COACH.
ANYONE THIS DAY AND AGE WITH A
JOB SHOULD NOT BE DOING THIS
STUFF.
EMPLOYERS AND PERSPECTIVE
EMPLOYERS ARE ALWAYS LOOKING
AT THESE PUBLIC ACCOUNTS,
FACEBOOK, TWITTER.
>> WHY SHOULD A 22-YEAR-OLD
BASEBALL PLAYER BE EMBARRASSED
HE IS LOOKING AT THESE
PICTURES, BUT TWITTER, A MAJOR
COMPANY, WHY AREN'T THEY
EMBARRASSED THEY ARE ALLOWING
THE HOT LINKS --
>> WE JUST MENTIONED TWIT YOU
ARE SEVEN TIMES.
THAT'S WHY THEY DON'T CARE.
THEY ARE GOING THROUGH THE
ROOF.
>> I FEEL LIKE THIS IS -- LIKE
THERE IS DIRTY STUFF
EVERYWHERE.
MILEY CYRUS IS STICKING IT IN
EVERY CAMERA.
IT IS GROSS.
THE WHOLE WORLD IS
DISCUSSING.
>> WHO EVER HAD THE TIME TO GO
THROUGH HIS FAVORITES HAS TOO
MUCH TIME ON HIS HANDS.
SOMEBODY WAS LIKE, I AM GOING
TO CHECK OUT SCAR LOS
RODRIGUEZ.
SOMEBODY SAID I AM CHECKING
HIS FAVORITES.
DON'T YOU HAVE ANYTHING BETTER
TO DO?
>> EVERY TIME SOMEBODY MENTION
ME ON TWITTER --
>> YOUR TWEET WOULD SHOW YOU
ARE A NARCISSIST.
>> IT IS JUST ME LIKING
EVERYONE WHO LIKES ME.
>> TWITTER NEEDS AN OPTION
THAT IS CALLED BOOKMARK
TWEET.
YOU ARE NOT SAVING SOMETHING
BECAUSE THAT IS A SIGN OF I
LIKED YOUR TWEET.
>> YOU LIKE PHASE BETTER THAN
RETWEET.
>> YES JIE. WHY?
>> I WILL TELL YOU DURING THE
BREAK.
IF YOU HAD SOMETHING THAT
CALLED BOOK, PA TWEET WHERE IT
WAS PRIVATE AND IT WASN'T
PUBLIC -- THERE WILL BE TIMES
I SEE A TWEET.
I E-MAIL IT TO MYSELF.
IF THERE THERE WAS A BOOKMARK
TWEET YOU CAN LOOK AND THEY
WERE PRIVATE SO NO ONE ELSE
COULD SEE THEM.
>> PRINTOUT THE TWEET AND PUT
IT IN YOUR IN BOX.
>> I DON'T HAVE AN IN BOX.
>> I NEVER FAVORED A TWEET
EVER IN MY LIFE.
I RETWEET.
IT IS EASIER.
>> THE VIEWING PUBLIC IS NOT
GOING TO BE AWARE OF ANDY
PREFERS FAVORITES OVER
RETWEETS.
I WILL TWEET ABOUT IT LATER.
IST NOT PROPER TO ALLOW AN
EAVES DROPPER?
IT INVITES OTHERS TO SECRETLY
LISTEN IN ON LIVE
CONVERSATIONS AND OFFER
ADVICE.
THEY SAID THE CROWD PILOT LETS
YOU CROWD PILOT THE SOCIAL
INTER ACTIONS BY BRINGING YOUR
FRIENDS OR STRANGERS ALONG TO
ASSIST YOU IN ANY SITUATION.
THIRD PARTIES CAN TALK TO YOU
WITHOUT THE OTHER CALLER'S
KNOWLEDGE.
I THINK THIS IS WILD.
EAVESDROPPING AND AN APP.
DID YOU KNOW THAT APP STANDS
FOR APPLICATION?
>> THANK YOU.
YOU ARE A WEALTH OF KNOWLEDGE
TODAY.
>> A LOT OF PEOPLE THINK IT IS
AN APPETIZER.
THEY ARE LITTLE APPLICATIONS.
>>> JOANNE, WHAT DO YOU
THINK?
>> I DEFINITELY THINK THIS APP
IS GEARED TOWARD MILL 11
Y'ALLS.
WE HAVE NO USE FOR THIS.
MY UNDERSTANDING WHICH IS NOT
GREAT OF THIS.
I FIND IT HAVE I CONFUSING.
HAVE-- FIND IT CONFUSING.
YOU HAVE TO BE SPEAKING TO
SOMEBODY TO GET THESE THIRD
PARTY PEOPLE INVOLVED.
WHO MAKES PHONE CALLS FLY
MORE, ESPECIALLY WHEN IT IS A
CONVERSATION THAT MIGHT CREATE
CONFLICT LIKE BREAKING UP WITH
SOMEONE.
YOU TEXT OR YOU STOP TALKING
TO THEM ALTOGETHER.
>> DON'T YOU GIRLS LOVE TO GAB
ON THE PHONE?
YOU LOVE TO TALK AND TALK ON
THE PHONE.
KRISTINA, AM I WRONG?
>> THIS IS A DETERIORATION OF
EARN WESTERN REPONS BUILT.
OF RESPONSIBILITY.
YOU NEED A PERSON ON THE PHONE
TO TELL YOU HOW TO HANDLE YOUR
RELATIONSHIP.
>> IT HAS BEEN GOING ON FOR
CENTURIES.
>> YOU DON'T HAVE TO MAKE A
PHONE CALL.
IF YOU ARE HAVING A
CONVERSATION AND YOU DO THIS
IT ACTIVATES THE MIC AND YOU
CAN PICK UP YOU BOTH TALKING.
YOU DON'T HAVE TO PICK UP THE
PHONE AND THEY CAN HEAR YOUR
CONVERSATION.
>> THIS IS THE PLOT OF RED SOX
ANNE AND IT SOMEONE HAS THEIR
FRIEND OFF SCREEN FEEDING THEM
LINES IN SOCIAL SITUATIONS.
>> HOW ABOUT THE JERKY BOYS?
THEY HAD TO RECORD THESE
THINGS AND THEN PUT THEM UP ON
THEN ITERNET.
NOW YOU CAN INVITE PEOPLE TO
LISTEN IN AS YOU DO IT.
>> THIS APP WAS ME IN A HOTEL
WITH A GLASS AND A WALL.
THAT'S IT.
>> DOES THE METHOD WORK?
>> YES! YOU KNOW THE THINGS I
HAVE HEARD?
I DON'T HAVE TO PAY MINUTES.
>> AND YOU STAYED IN HIGH
CLASS PLACES, RED ROOF INN
IN.
>> I CAN PULL MY CAR RIGHT UP
TO THE ROOM.
>> THAT'S IT.
MORE STUFF WHEN WE COME BACK.
>>> WELL, THEY ARE OPEN TO
DISCUSSION OF EXTENDING THE
McMUFFIN.
YEP, ONCE AGAIN IT IS TIME FOR
--
>> "RED EYE" DEBATE 2014, LIVE
FROM THE" RED EYE" DEBATE
CENTER.
>> WELCOME TO THE "RED EYE"
DEBATE CENTER.
I'M TOM SHILLUE IN FOR GREG
GUTFELD.
McDONALDS IS LOOKING INTO
WHETHER IT CAN MAKE BREAKFAST
AVAILABLE LATER THAN 10:30
A.M. OFFERING MUFFINS AND BIG
MACS WAS SKERRED LOGISTICALLY
IMPOSSIBLE.
NOW THEY ARE THINKING ABOUT IT
BECAUSE OF TACO BELL ROLLING
OUT A BREAKFAST MENU.
THE SIGNATURE ITEM IS A WAFFLE
TACO WHICH IS A WAFFLE WRAPPED
AROUND A SAUSAGE PATTY AND
BACON AND SCRAMBLED WITH EGG
AND CHEESE.
THAT IS FANTASTIC. I LOVE THE
IDEA OF A WAFFLE TACO.
>> IT IS YOUR THING AND YOU
CAN EAT WHAT YOU WANT.
THE PROBLEM IS THEY CAN'T
ADVERTISE IN SCHOOLS.
WHERE WILL THEY GET THEIR
CUSTOMERS?
>> THEY ARE UP EARLY.
GUYS LEAK YOU AND I, WE NEED
THE 10:30 BREAKFAST.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE PROBLEM
IS SERVING EGGS NEXT TO
HAMBURGERS.
I LOVE AN EGG THAT IS FRIED IN
HAMBURGER FAT.
SO I THINK THEY SHOULD COOK
THESE THINGS -- GILL I THINK
IT IS A SPACE ISSUE FOR
McDONALDS.
>> AS LONG AS IT DOESN'T HAVE
NUTS.
>> THANK YOU.
I'M SURPRISED THEY CAN'T ADD
THEIR WHOLE MENU BECAUSE THEY
PRESIDENT DON'T HAVE THE
ROOM.
I DON'T SEE WHY YOU COULDN'T
DO THAT.
>> AND THIS IS THE THING.
McDONALDS FRIES AN EGG
BEFORE YOU ORDER IT.
>> IS THAT RIGHT?
>> YES.
THEY ARE FRYING THEM BEFORE
YOUR EYES.
YOU KNOW WHO HAS THE BEST
SANDWICH?
BURGER KING.
THEY DO.
IT IS GREASY.
CHRISTIAN GNAW, WHAT DO YOU
THINK?
YOU ARE UP EARLY ALL THE
TIME.
GUYS LIKE US ROLLING IN AT
NOONTIME FOR THE BREAKFAST.
>> IT -- McDONALDS IS
CATCHING UP, GREAT.
THERE ARE TIMES I WANT A
BREAKFAST SANDWICH AND IT IS
NOT AVAILABLE.
THEY ARE COMPETING WITH OTHER
FAST-FOOD OUTLETS THAT OFFER
BREAKFAST, GREAT.
>> THAT'S THE REASON THEY
DON'T WANT TO COOK THEM SIDE
BY SIDE.
>> THE FACT YOU THINK
McDONALDS COOKS FOOD IN
FRONT OF YOU IS ASTONISHING TO
ME.
>> THEY GO IN WITH CRACKED
EGGS. McDONALDS DOES IT
FRESH.
>> WE ARE NOT WAKING UP ON A
PARK BENCH. I WAKE UP AT HOME
WITH A STOVE.
>> JOANNE I CAN SEE YOUR MOUTH
WATERING.
AREN'T YOU EXCITED ABOUT THE
WAFFLE TACO?
>> I AM.
I USUALLY EAT OATMEAL FOR
BREAKFAST, BUT I HAVE TO MIX
IT UP.
WHO SAID IT EARLIER BREAKFAST
AND LUNCH?
BRUNCH.
TAKE THE EGG AND PUT IT ON A
BURGER AND THEN YOU CAN HAVE
MIMOSA'S.
>> I LOVE STEAK AND EGGS.
>> STEAK AND EGGS IS GOOD.
ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU GET IT AT
A CHIEF DINER AND YOU FEEL
LIKE YOU ARE HAVING A HIGH
CLASS MEAL.
>> I DON'T LIKE DINERS.
THEY STINK.
>> YOU NEED TO SHUT THE HELL
UP.
>> I CAN'T STAND DINERS.
THOSE ARE THE PEOPLE WHOSE
FOOD ISN'T FRESH.
THEIR MENU IS HUGE.
THEY SERVE A LITTLE OF
EVERYTHING.
THEY ARE NOT EXPERT AT
ANYTHING.
>> THE HOME FRYS, ARE YOU
KIDDING ME?
THE HOME FRYS IN THE DINER?
>> YOU KNOW WHY MOM AND POP IS
BEING DRIVEN OUT OF BUSINESS?
MOM AND POP STINKS.
>> WOULD YOU RATHER GO TO
DENNY'S THAN A DINER?
>> I WILL GO TO DENNY'S.
>> IN NEW JERSEY THERE ARE MOM
AND POP DINERS THAT ARE
ABSOLUTELY DELICIOUS.
>> THE ONLY CHAIN -- DENNY'S
IS TERRIBLE.
THE WAFFLE HOUSE IS GOOD.
>> IF YOU LIKE A SCOOP OF
BUTTER.
>> WHICH I DO.
>> THE AMERICAN WAY.
>> THE DINERS ARE GOOD FOR ONE
THING, MURDERING MOBSTERS.
>> AND DRIFTERS.
>>> SO DO YOU HAVE A COMMENT
ON THE SHOW?
E-MAIL US.
AND DO YOU HAVE A VIDEO OF
YOUR ANIMAL DOING SOMETHING?
CLICK ON SUBMIT A
WE MAY USE.
IT MILK, NEW SLOGAN.
>>> COMING UP TOMORROW ON THE
NEXT "RED EYE" GREG RETURNS AS
HOST AND GUESTS ARE JEDEDIAH
BILA AND JESSE JOYCE.
>> E BLOCK.
LAST STORY.
THAT'S THE LAST STORY.
>> GOT MILK, GOT CANNED.
THE MILK PROCESSOR EDUCATION
PROGRAM IS KILLING ITS AD
SLOGAN AND REPLACING IT WITH A
FUNKY FRESH TAG LINE, MILK
LIFE.
THE NEW $50 MILLION CAMPAIGN
AIMES TO BOOST SLUGGISH SALES
AND WILL EMPHASIZE MILK'S
NUTRITIONAL BENEFITS.
LET'S LOOK BACK AT THE AWESOME
FIRST GOT MILK AD.
>> THAT WAS THE VIENNA WOOD
DANCING, ONE OF MY ALL TIME
FAVORITES.
AND NOW LET'S MAKE THAT RANDOM
CALL WITH TODAY'S $10,000
QUESTION.
IT IS A TOUGH ONE.
WHO SHOT ALEXZANDER HAMILTON
IN THAT FAMOUS DUO?
ALL RIGHT.
LET'S GO TO THE PHONES AND SEE
WHO IS OUT THERE.
>> HELLO?
>> FOR $10,000 WHO SHOT --
>> RAYMOND BURR.
>> EXCUSE ME?
>> LET ME GET THE MILK.
>> AARON BURR.
>> I'M SORRY.
MAYBE NEXT TIME.
>> GOT MILK?
>> THAT'S A GREAT AD.
YOU REMEMBER THAT AD?
THE GALS DON'T REMEMBER THAT.
THAT'S FROM THE 90s WHEN YOU
WERE A TINY CHILD.
>> WE DIDN'T HAVE A TV IN MY
HOME.
>> YOU DIDN'T?
>> THAT WAS SEAN WHALEN.
I WAS UP AGAINST HIM FOR MANY
COMMERCIAL CAMPAIGNS.
AND IT WAS DIRECTED BY?
MICHAEL BAY.
>> MICHAEL BAY DIRECTED THAT?
>> ABSOLUTELY.
>> YOU CAN ACTUALLY -- IF YOU
WATCH THE CAMERA MOVEMENTS
KNOWING THAT YOU WILL RECKING
COG NIECES MICHAEL BAY.
>> AND HERE IS A TASTE OF THE
NEW M CAY PAIN.
THE NEW CAMPAIGN.
>> WHAT EIGHT GRAMS OF PROTEIN
LOOKS LIKE WHEN YOU ARE
GETTING THE MOST OUT OF
YOURSELF AND OF LIFE.
START YOUR DAY WITH THE POWER
OF PROTEIN.
MILK LIFE.
>> I DON'T EVEN UNDERSTAND
IT.
WHAT IS THIS ROCK BANDS WITH
MILK SHOOTING OUT OF THEIR
HANDS 1234*.
>> WHITE PEOPLE PLAYING
BASKETBALL.
THERE ARE A COUPLE OF THINGS
IN THIS WORLD THAT REALLY
DON'T NEED A CAMPAIGN LIKE
MILK, A AIR, WATER.
THESE ARE THE THINGS THAT IF
YOU DON'T KNOW ABOUT THEM, YOU
SHOULDN'T BE AROUND HERE.
>> ANDY, YOU MUST KNOW ABOUT
THIS MILK ON THE DARELY
BOARD.
>> WHY BECAUSE I AM JEWISH?
>> NO BECAUSE YOU READ THE
STORY.
>> I AM LACTOSE INTOLERANT AND
THIS IS A MICROAGGRESSION TOLD
ME.
>> YOU ARE ON WIKIPEDIA JIE.
IS IT?
>> YES.
>> NOW I KNOW WHO WROTE MY
WIKIPEDIA.
MILK SALES ARE DOWN WHICH IS
WHY BIG MILK NEEDS TO CHANGE
UP WHAT THEY ARE DOING.
BUT I THINK MILK HAS
TRADITIONALLY BEEN A BREAKFAST
DRINK OR SOMETHING YOU PUT IN
YOUR CEREAL.
AS A KID I DRANK IT A LOT.
DO ADULTS ACTUALLY SIT DOWN
AND EAT BREAKFAST?
>> THEY WILL AT McDONALDS.
>> JOANNE YOU HAVE A BREAKFAST
EVERY DAY?
YOU WAKE UP AND SIT AT A
TABLE.
>> I FEEL LIKE MOST ADULTS
DON'T DO THAT.
YOU GRAB SOMETHING ON YOUR WAY
OUT THE DOOR.
>> I DO IT AT WORK.
>> DO YOU THINK IT IS A SMART
MOVE?
DO YOU LIKE THE CAMPAIGN?
>> I THINK THE GOT MILK
CAMPAIGN WAS SO SUCCESSFUL
BECAUSE THEY RELIED ON THE
ENDORSEMENTS.
>> I THINK IT WAS SUCCESSFUL
BECAUSE IT FOCUSED ON SNACKS.
IT HAD PEOPLE EATING COOKIES
AND BROWN KNEES AND THEY HAD
TO WASH IT DOWN WITH MILK.
MILK IS AN INDULGENCE.
IT IS NOT ABOUT HEALTH.
IT IS NOT LIKE YOU ARE RUNNING
A A MARATHON AND CHUGGING
MILK.
IF A GUY SAID HEY YOU WANT TO
GRAB A GLASS OF MILK?
>> THAT WOULDN'T DO.
>> NOBODY IS EATING DRY SERIAL
SAYING I WISH I HAD AN ADD TO
KNOW WHAT TO PUT INTO THIS.
>> WE HAVE THE CAMPAIGNS THAT
RAID AWARENESS.
DOES IT HELP?
>> I THINK MAYBE THEY DO.
I THINK WHAT YOU THINK.
I WONDER WHY BUDWEISER AND
McDONALDS, DO YOU NEED TO
ADVERTISE 1234* EVERYBODY KNOW
WHAT'S McDONALDS IS AND WHAT
YOU ARE GETTING WHEN YOU BUY A
BUD BUDWEISER.
BUT THEY WOULDN'T SEND
MILLIONS OF DOLLARS ON THE ADS.
>> REMEMBER THAT GUY GRABBED A
GUY.
IT SAID GOTTA GRAB A HUNK OF
CHEESE.
I REMEMBER THINKING WHY DOES
THIS MAN WANT ME TO EAT
CHEESE?
>> HE HAD A FETISH FOR LACTOSE
INTOLERANT PEOPLE.
>> WE SHOULD CALL THIS SHOW
WALKING DOWN MEMORY LANE WITH
SHILLUE.
REMEMBER THIS?
SHUT UP.
NO ONE REMEMBERS THE STUPID
CHEESE COMMERCIAL.
>> REMEMBER WHEN MY MOM MADE
MEAT LOAF?
NO, WE WERE NOT AT YOUR
HOUSE.
>> THIS SHOW IS ON THE AT 3:00
IN THE MORNING AND MOST OF OUR
VIEWERS ARE WISHING FOR A
BETTER DAY BACK EARLIER IN
THEIR LIFE WHEN THEY WERE NOT
UP AT 3:00 IN THE MORNING.
>> A BETTER DAY AND A BETTER
LIFE.
>> TV'S ANDY LEVY AND THAT