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Hello
I'm so sorry I haven't done a video in ages
please excuse the hair, by the way
as you can tell Iíve not been sleeping very well ëcus
I have such a horrendous body clock at the moment
but yes, nevertheless, back to the point
erm yeah
I havenít done one for ages because Iíve had exams
and what not and now theyíre finally over
ironically, Iíve been doing *** all and yet havenít really
had that much time
nevertheless, I digress
Iíve got some good news
well
depends what you consider good
and news
assuming you like my videos, which judging by the fact
youíre still watching
you know
Iím going to start doing my new videos soon ñ huzzah
and I know what youíre thinking: youíve been saying this
for ruddy ages, Dan
when are you actually going to get off your
non-existent *** and do something
well, erm
I donít know to be honest
I Iím trying but
what on Earth am I doing?
Sorry, this has turned from me trying to talk about
whatís going on to begging you for mercy
my new videos I thought Iíd basically do something
a little bit different
well I say different; knowing me itís probably gonna be
in my head like: oh itís all fabulous with
panning shots and zoom and
technology
and that
and when I get down to it itíll probably just
be like oh yeah, itís a vlog except with slightly better focus
so I thought the first one, because itís the first,
I should probably talk about something like first
so I thought ëfirst impressionsí
and there I was, you know, writing down all these
little notes
well, when I say writing down I mean mentally
and I managed to forget everything, so yeah
I think plus the fact
I donít know
I donít really trust myself with something that seems relatively decent
I know that sounds really ridiculous but when I have a
I donít want to say a good idea because, letís be honest,
it was mediocre at best
but
I was thinking: you know, I could do it like this
and then a
and then now, thinking back to what I was
had on my mind, itís
a little bit pants
so youíll just have to bear with me for the time being
where either I get my *** in gear and actually
do something thatís moderately entertaining
which this evidently isnít
I have some exciting news as well
other than, you know, the video one
which I wouldnít really say exciting, itís more
a post-it note on the big screen of disappointment
Iím going to go to the ëDoctor Whoí Experience!
onÖ
ÖThursday!
Yes
Probably should know the date by now, considering itís
in what, five days
is Sunday minus something five?
I donít know
but yes, weíre going all the way down to Cardiff
I say down; itís more sort of, left-ish
but yeah, weíre going to Cardiff!
which is rather exciting
ÖI think
weíre gonna just geek out for the whole two days:
the second day, ëDoctor Whoí Experience
yeah, weíre going on the opening day
donít judge because some people like that
and Iím one of them
okay?
uuueeeeuuuuhhhhh
Iím a biological success ñ evolution right here
but yes, ëDoctor Whoí Experience
I mean, how ruddy awesome is that?!
so if any of you chaps are-
actually, no
donít come say hi, Iím not very good with people
I think I might do a video whilst Iím there
Iíve got a very good pun involved
but itís not a very good pun because
itís actually quite pants
another bit of interesting news
this one, not quite interesting, more ìoh, itís happeningî
Iím going to go to ëSummer in the Cityí
with my friend, Laura
I think weíre going for the whole three days
is it three days?
I hope it is three days
so you can come and meet me
if you want to
mind you, I say you can come and meet me
that sounds really egotistical, doesnít it?
like Iíve got some kind of YouTube God Complex going on
I havenít
I donít know why Iím even saying this
Itís not like Iím particularly good at anything YouTube related
but I thought it would be quite interesting meeting people
who, apparently, are just as socially inept as myself
unfortunately, theyíre not Simon Amstell and I canít marry him
but you canít have anything
if any of you are in London and, you know,
you want to be one of my first friends
thatíd be nice
yeah
I donít actually know whatís going on so if anyoneís
been before, leave a comment and tell me whatís going on
I donít want to like turn up and find out
you know
everyone else has got these tightly ground groups
and theyíre hugging each other
and Iíll be all like: oh no
Iím a social outcast of the socially outcasted
thatís probably like the worst thing imaginable
in the social environment
well I say that
it could be worse
I could be like just be a foot
that wouldnít be very good for social situations
would it now?
what am I talking about?!
oh ***
thank you for watching my videos and subscribing
and Iím not on the ball, as it were
but itís a very slippy ball and Iím not very strong
wowÖ thatís a great analogy(!)
but yeah, good bye and have a lovely
day
yeah
tatty bye!
eughoh