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Toddammit! Is my first video
really gonna be a response video?
So my friend and Co-YouTuber Joey of JoeySometimes released a video yesterday
and its called "The Ugly Cry Challenge" you can watch it here:
Anyway you're supposed to watch 3 videos
and in 3 different categories and drink until you ugly cry like a celebrity
that I absolutely refuse to mention her name
now I don't drink so the best I could do
was this Kombucha which is 'Healthade'
and it's my favorite Kombucha I it's great
local it's Cali-Fresh and SO TODDAMN DELICIOUS!
I don't drink
but Kombucha kinda counts because it's something like point
.0000000008% alcohol
Which as you can see on the bottle... "Due to the natural fermentation this product may
contain a trace amount of
alcohol and small pieces of culture." So you know I'm gonna get wasted!
And I also have my 'Mean Green Juice'
Can you see it? Can you see it? which I made myself because
I'm a regular 'Barefoot freaking Contessa' if you can't make your own juice
store bought is fine. The first category is reality television
This first one is 'Jon and Kate Plus 8'
Those poor children, your hair plugs, they're so, they're so sad.
OH!
Kate your hair your 'Chelsea'
it's so sad! And your barefeet! UGH!
that's that's just sad enough for me.
OH I can taste the alcohol! '16 and Pregnant - Lauren Gives Up Her Baby'
Up Her Baby' That's sad. Ohhh Adoption is a harsh reality. She wants to keep it!
This is ALL the feels!
'Captain Phil Harris
Dies on Air' from 'The Deadliest Catch'
Now 'The Deadliest Catch' is that like 'How to Catch a Predator'? I've never seen the show
If that doesn't move ya...
Oh no, OH NO! That's Captain Phil in a body bag...
Oh and this
'Bon Ever', 'Bon Iver' music oh it's definitely adding to that sad ambiance.
Drinking a little more. Okay don't want to lose it on YouTube.
The second category is music videos.
The first is Sia with 'Breathe Me'. Don't hurt yourself again today!
There IS no one else to blame.
You're...you're shuttling these Polaroids too fast I can't even see
what is going on??? This music video it's just sad in that it's a mess.
And messes make me sad.
Oh, I can taste the alcohol! The next is Fauxliage and "Let Go", artsy hipster kids.
That's always sad. MySpace angles .
Ohhh a Polar Bear they're going extinct, that
makes me sad. I'm not gonna cry coz we're drinking barely alcoholic Kombucha.
One of my favorite bands are The Smashing Pumpkins
And this is their song 'Try, Try, Try' Oh. She looks to be preggers!
She's prostituting herself and vomiting
ok god! They're sticking each other with needles and vomiting! That's a ***!
There's, there's a ***... and vomiting! She's..
Miscarrying her kid s in a, in a Subway bathroom? Oh, this is just...this is SO sad.
Ahhhhhh... I'm feeling it. That song...
is VERY depressing and they matched it, they married it
perfectly together with the imagery. But the nice thing to know is
at least being homeless doesn't mean you can't have an awesome
leather jacket. Primo! (PHEW!) That's two categories now
The third category and final category is commercials
Pick 3 at random. Pantene Pro-V commercial.
Hair is sad...Sad violin music is sad!
AHHHHHHH! ALL THE YELLING! She's...deaf.
but I, I don't understand what she's expressing it's sad because I feel
ignorant right now. Guys, I think I might be drunk I don't know if I should continue.
A Google Chrome commercial. Clearly needy because she needs help as an adult to unpack.
which is pathetic and sad.
She's in college... and dad needs help with dates because...
his tie sucks and it's just awful. Dan and Jess
just keep 'Skyping' And. I. Just. Don't. Care.
Nope, this brought on NONE of the feels. Taste the alcohol.
And this is called 'It's Time'...
For another drink! They're on a boat!
With my flippy-floppies! Clearly the person filming this is in love
with this guy, because they're doing EVERYTHING TOGETHER!
Family time...everyone's together.
he's on his knee, (Gasp!) he's proposing!
Ohhhh it's to another guy! And it's gay marriage
and that's sad..because...I'm forever alone. Taste the alcohol.
So yeah... I'm moderately depressed now...
but I made my first video and now each of you 'Toddlers' should go
and see if you can find nine videos that wil make you ugly cry. I didn't...
but who knows maybe if you drink actual ***...
If you do something that has more alcohol than an 'O'Douls' than you could
possibly be prompted to shed a tear Stay waiting until the next one!
So delicious!
I can taste the pro-biotics pumping through my veins!