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My moniker is Daedalus The Dopefish.
And the game is Team Fortress 2!
This video will show you how to stop shooting your pistol like a ***; so shut up And pay
attention!
You probably hold your gun straight while you fire, this makes you a ***, which is
why no one likes you!
Hold that *** at an awkward angle before you pull the trigger; it'll make you cool.
You'll notice an immediate improvement in the shot grouping.
Look at how tight that shot grouping is!
Are you looking?
Good!
Now stop looking, you pervert!
The effect of this trick on the engineer pistol and the scout pistol are the same thing.
This trick can be done with The Engineer
Scout
and Spy's pistols
as well as The Medic's Needlegun
and The Sniper's SMG
All you have to do to do this trick
is hold "Reload" while you're firing.
That was easy, wasn't it?
Stupid.
I bet you feel like an IDIOT for not figuring that out on your own.
That's because you ARE an idiot!
You're also ugly, and you smell bad!
Idiot!
The Medic's Needlegun shoots needles just as quickly,
but the animation lasts twice as long.
Get that Einstein?
Twice as many Needles!
That's a lot of Needles!
I want you to think about how many Needles that is.
A lot!
Think what you could do with all those Needles.
You'd be rich with Needles.
Think about it.
NEEDLES!!!
You could start a Needle Farm!
Or better yet, a petting zoo!
...Where little kids could pet needles!
That would be SO FREAKIN' AWESOME!
Currently you can only shoot 6 shots without reloading as a spy.
Currently...
But that's because you're a ***!
If you follow this trick you'll be able to shoot as many shots as you want.
This trick also works with The Sniper and his SMG,
but he just starts tugging on it like a nerd watching Japanese cartoons.
It doesn't matter anyway;
Real men don't play as Snipers.
'Cuz Sniping is for ***!