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Hey, it's the Dilettwat, and today I'm taking you on a guided tour of the
fifteenth queen of RuPaul's Drag Race: this season's Werkroom. It's easy to
feel lost in there, when we're quick-flipping camera angles, so I'll show you the room's
landmarks, so you can keep track of where your people at! Let's start with the
Queen's Door.
Cluck cluck! Catagory is: cheesecake! Rolaskatox! Yes Gawd! This season, it has
a big pair of neon lips, but for All Stars, it had a star, and Season Four, it
didn't have anything at all.
The queens usually beeline from here to the left hand wall, the makeup wall, and in
between, you'll find personal werkstations, the werk tables, and a privacy
changing screen in Corner Number One.
The makeup wall has three big mirrors, and mini-stations for each queen.
Keep turning, and in the far left corner you'll find the pink RuPaul print, as
well as a black couch, perfect for visiting, and a great napping chair, along with more
werkstations. Then we hit the Flag Door. All manner of interesting surprises
come from there. To the right of the Flag Door, there's a couple more
workstations. The lounge is in the back right corner, under the gaze of the
yellow RuPaul print. This little lounge is the perfect spot for planning your
attack, having a kiki, or just getting advice. Make the corner, and we have
RuPaul's stairs on the right-hand wall. This is RuPaul's personal favorite angle.
He loves to frame himself against that blue painting, no matter what he's doing, and
it's not a bad backdrop if YOU'D like to do some reading.
Next to the blue painting, in the front right corner, is the Pit Crew Door. We don't
see a lot of action in this corner, but it has a big colorful Shangela box, and
it's usually a good place for a quiet conversation.
We're almost back around, and ooh, girl! You've got SheMail!
Now, we've looped back to where we started:
the Queen's Door.
So, if you're a Season Six hopeful, and you want your favorite queen's old spot, where
were they set up? Let's lap the room again. If you're standing in the middle
of the room, looking at the wall with the Queen's Door, Alyssa Edwards is directly under
the SheMail television. Coco Montrese is to the left of the Queen's Door, and Ivy Winters is to
the right. Next to her is Roxxxy Andrews, and in the corner by the mirrors is Detox Icunt.
Turn to the Flag Door Wall, and Jinkx Monsoon is across from Detox, to the left of
the Flag Door. Pass that door, and you'll find Alaska Thunderfuck, between the Flag Door and
the lounge. Oh, so now you want a map? Okay, have a map.
Hope you've enjoyed this tour, and don't forget to check Dilettwat.typepad.com
for my she-larious recaps, with gifs galore. In the meantime, subscribe and
stay tuned darlings!