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Hamlet Dad?? Is that you???
Everybody thinks that a snake bit me but it was actually your uncle Claudius who poured
poison in my ear I knew it!
Kill him! Avenge my death! I'm gonna do it, I'm gonna kill him but I'm
feelin' so emotional right now I know what I gotta do I'm gonna rap To be or not to be
that is the question don't have an answer please give me a suggestion there's death
or life or life after death my father died and I've been left bereft he was the greatest
king Denmark's ever seen my uncle killed him while he was lost in a dream they think a
snake bit him while he napped by the stream that's not true he was poisoned at the scene
his ghost said his death I should avenge anyways on my uncle I should get revenge this uncle
be trippin' he went and married my mom he better watch out I'm a tickin' time bomb I'm
Hamlet I'm sad and depressed tryin' to clean up this mess gotta make my uncle confess I
say I'll kill him YES but then I tend to digress I'm a Renaissance man but I'm kinda under
some stress okay I'm really really really stressed lemme tell you 'bout this chick her
name's Ophelia style and grace bewitching beauty uncomparable she rejected me walked
away and said seeya she think she fly she think she unattainable all women are the same
jiggin', amblin', lispin', they ---- for --- -- skippin' ---- nunnery trynna' throw me a bone but this
dawg ain't hungry uhhh no okay I got rejected and her dad I accidentally dissected he was
behind the curtain it wasn't expected they asked me where he was I stayed calm and collected
I said he could be here I said he could be there I said he's probably underground worms
are ready with their silverware Rosenstank, Gildedstern I thought y'all were my friends
but you're just the king's goons I don't need you in the end 'cause I'm Hamlet and I'm not
actually crazy just pretended 'cause I'm lazy yo I eat my veggies daily say that was a victimless
crime wear pants one leg at a time and I still love my mom everything is gonna be fine yeah
we got in a fight 'cause I was mad at her for marrying her husband's brother like who
does that? Yo but I still love her 'cause she knows she did bad as for that jerk Claudius
I could never call him dad oh that's right I was supposed to kill that geek hmmm that
can wait 'till next week they sent me off to England but I came back on my way there
I saw Fortinbras he's a respectable dude had me self-contemplatin' thinkin' about it now
I'm full of chagrin he made me realize as I was quiverin' and shakin' I'm about as useful
as a coinpurse made of bacon well I'm Hamlet still sad and depressed gotta get this off
of my chest I'm usually not so distraught been thinkin' about death a lot do you think
I'm crazy I'm not I'm a Renaissance man but wait that doesn't mean I can't be crazy I
said I was lazy but maybe I'm actually crazy what's it mean to be crazy...
Hey Hamlet! They need you you're about to do your duel with Laertes
Duel? okay.... I have a bad feelin' 'bout this tho