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I feel better than ever now.
Do you promise not to act like a control freak again?
It's all in the past, Anna.
Just remember, I'll always be here to help you.
Then let's get things started!
Roll camera!
Cue shield!
Hahahahahahahahah soi soi soi soi rofl rofl rofl rofl!
What's so funny, Sam?
I said "cue shield" and the shield has a "Q" on it!
Q Shield?
Is that anything like a Q-Tip?
Q Shield!
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Question Mark?
What if Mark has no answer?
Now the shield's being emphatic.
Exclamation Point!
SCOTTYYYYYYYYYYYY!
You bellowed, Saaaaaaaaaaaam?
What's with the punctuation marks on the shield?
Down dooby doo down down.
Comma comma, down dooby doo down down.
And I want the proper shield!
You hear me?
Roger Wilco!
Now what's this?
You wanted the shield, so you got the shield.
But where are the letters?
In the mailbox.
1, 2, 3, 4, 5...
Calm down, Sam.
Just be cool.
RADAR OVERSEER SCOTTY!!
WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS?
You wanted the letters, you got the letters!
Ease up on Scotty, Sam.
He's only the lead shield guy, not a mailman.
You two stay out of this!
And as for you, Radar Overseer Scotty,
you know what this means?
Do I get a wedgie?
Or do I go to bed without my supper again?
YOOOOOOOOOOU'RE FIIIIIIIIIIRED!!!
Fired!?
FIRED!?
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!
MICROSOFT SAM, YOU KNOW I'M IRREPLACEABLE HERE!
IF YOU DON'T RE-HIRE ME I'LL KILL MYSELF
AND DON'T THINK FOR ONE MINUTE YOU WON'T BE HELD RESPONSIBLE
YOU *** *** *** *** *** *** *** ***!!
[BOOM!!]
Scotty! Are you all right?
I'm okay, Beulah.
Why is it that every time I get Sam mad, he fires me?
I wouldn't sweat it, Scotty.
I still love you.
And the rest of us will give you all the support you need.
If you do, I'll have you all hanged for treason because Scotty's firing is justified!
You hear? Justified!
Justified my ***!
If I catch you acting like a control freak again, I will take no prisoners!
You hear me?
Oh sphincter!
"Raundry is leddy?"
So now you're sending our clothes to a Chinese laundromat?
Of course.
If you don't believe me, just ask Ty.
Ty who?
Ty Ming!
Hahahahahahahahah soi soi soi soi rofl rofl rofl rofl!
Scotty! I thought I fired you!
Now get outta here before I have you hanged!
Spare that rope, Sam!
Scotty, you're re-hired.
Thanks, Dave.
Take it easy, Sam.
Remember, you're not a control freak.
Remain
calm.
Uh-oh!
Tantrum in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1...
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP!
DAVEMADSON, I DON'T CARE IF YOU HOLD JURISDICTION OVER ME!
I STILL WANT TO HAVE AUTHORITY AROUND HERE! YOU HEAR ME?
YOU *** *** *** *** *** *** *** ***!!
[BOOM!!]
I know somebody who's getting a timeout.
Methinks I shouldn't have declared Sam ready to return to work so soon.
Youthinks right, Anna.
He needs a little more therapy.
That's the WB Shield?
I don't remember it looking like that in a Looney Tune.
We didn't say it was THE WB Shield.
We said it was A WB Shield.
Not the "Abstract WB" again!
All right, we'll get a concrete one.
And we'll promise not to get our feet stuck.
SCOTTYYYYYYYYYYYY!
Not again, Saaaaaaaaaaaam!
You tell him, Scotty!
If you don't stop interfering, Dave,
I'll send the Devil and She-Devil after you!
You do that, Sam, and I'll call on God and the Angel to beat them back!
You asked for it!
[ViD Theme]
Ye Gads!
The Devil and She-Devil!
Grab hold of the nearest cross!
[Devil] Hands off of those crosses!
[She-Devil] You know they make our tails grow limp!
If you'll pardon the expression,
just what the hell are you two infernal imps doing here again?
Oh davemadson, must you regale us with this flattery of yours?
We heard Microsoft Sam say he'd rather send us after you than cease and desist being a control freak.
That's right!
And Dave, if you call on God and the Angel,
I'll have the Devil and She-Devil *** all over you!
Subject me to such disgusting treatment again?
Not as long as I'm in charge!
I'm with Dave on this!
So am I!
So am I!
Microsoft Anna!
Don't you love me anymore?
Oh Sam, I still love you, but you need to calm yourself down
before you make these infernal imps relieve themselves on us again.
Sam's on our side? We like it!
All the more reason to claim him along with Mike, Mary, Anna,
and especially Dave, whom I'm feeling more fascinated with.
You leave them alone, you infernal monsters!
Back off, or you'll feel the Wrath of God again!
[Devil] That's scandalous, and anyone who denies it is a liar!
Shall we let them have it?
[She-Devil] Let's do it! Bombs away!
[PLOP PLOP PLOP PLOP PLOP PLOP PLOP PLOP PLOP PLOP PLOP PLOP PLOP PLOP PLOP PLOP PLOP PLOP PLOP PLOP]
Gugh! They shat on me again!
Eeeewww! Eeeeeeeewwwwww!
[Barfing]
Disgusting, as usual!
Eeeewww! Eeeeeeeewwwwww!
[Barfing]
Why must you soil us?
Eeeewww! Eeeeeeeewwwwww!
[Barfing]
All over my good clothes yet!
Eeeewww! Eeeeeeeewwwwww!
[Barfing]
You'll get yours one of these days!
Eeeewww! Eeeeeeeewwwwww!
[Barfing]
[Devil] Look at them, all covered in ***!
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
[She-Devil] Next time, they'll be branded with the three sixes!
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
You have your nerve, soiling Sam and his friends without just cause!
Enough of this insolence, you infernal spewers of waste!
Take that!
[LOUD CRASH!!]
[Devil] Curses! Foiled again!
The Almighty would have to do this to us!
Ouch!
[She-Devil] Oh, our aching sphincters!
Owww!
Sam, Mike, Mary, Anna and Dave are all cleaned up now.
You may resume your video.
And good riddance to bad rubbish!
[Devil] Oh sphincter!
Uh-oh!
Methinks I goofed again!
Youthinks right, Scotty.
Let's try it once more.
SCOTTYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!
No, Sam!
Please don't fire me!
I've got nowhere else to go!
You asked for it, Scotty!
[BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK]
Microsoft Sam! Are you out of your mind?
Stop bludgeoning Scotty to death!
Oh mama!
Scotty! Please pull through!
I love you!
Sorry, but I just don't like having anyone,
much less this dime-a-dozen bum,
futzing around with the WB Shield.
Microsoft Sam, I think you need another timeout.
Don't tell me what to do around here, you ***!
Calm down, Sam!
Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-otch!!
[Anna] I hate to do this, Sam,
but it's only for your own good!
[BOOM!!]
Who...
What...
What happened?
Sorry I had to do that, sam,
but you were starting to act like a control freak again.
I'm sorry, Anna.
I guess I'm trapped in my old ways.
Should we try the Looney Tunes intro again, Dave?
Let's wait till tomorrow, Scotty.