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Here are 10 of the very best yo mama jokes
Yo mama so poor, that your family ate Cornflakes with a fork to save milk.
Yo mama so poor, when I visited her trailer, 2 cockroaches tripped me and a Rat tried to steal my wallet.
Yo mama so old, she left her purse on Noah's Ark.
Yo mama so old, Jurassic Park brought back the memories.
Yo mama so fat, when she hauls butt she has to make two trips.
Yo mama so fat, when she dances she makes the band skip.
Yo mama so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio
Yo mama so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has two jobs.
Yo mama so short you can see her feet on her drivers licence!
Yo mama so poor, she waves an ice lolly around and calls it Air conditioning.