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>> THE GOOD THING IS YOU TURN
OFF THE PROJECTOR.
THIS WAS ONLY THE SECOND MOST
DISTURBING THING AT COACHELLA
AS ANYONE WHO SAW TOM YORK'S
PONYTAIL CAN ATTEST TO.
>> ROMNEY INVITED TO APPEAR ON
SNL.
MITT ROMNEY HAS BEEN ASKED TO
HOST SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE.
>> THERE YOU GO.
>> DO YOU THINK ROMNEY SHOULD
DO THIS?
I AGREE.
YOU THINK ROMNEY SHOULDN'T DO
THIS, AND I AGREE.
MIKE, YOU SAID YOU DON'T SEE
AN UPSIDE IN ROMNEY.
I DISAGREE WITH BOTH PARTS OF
THAT.
YOU SAY THAT WAS LOSE-LOSE AND
I DISAGREE.
>> WHAT ABOUT THE PART OF THE
CAMEO COMING ON?
>> I AM A BIG FAN OF CAMEO.
>> DO YOU KNOW THE NAME, ANDY,
OF THE LEAD SINGER OF CAMEO?
>> NOT OFFHAND.
>> THAT'S NOT HIS NAME, NOT
OFFHAND.
IT IS LARRY BLACKMAN.
.
>> HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT.
>> I AM AN OWE FISH GNAW DOUGH
OF CAMEO.
IT HELPS TO HAVE SOMEBODY
WHISPER IN YOUR EAR, SOMEBODY
NAMED TONY.
>> NOBODY CAN FIT INTO THE
PIECE.
>> HE HAS A TINY CAR.
>> IT IS ONE OF THE SMART
CARS.
>> HE CAN PARK ANYWHERE.
>> TRUST ME JIE. BY THE WAY
NALL SERIOUSNESS, I THINK
ROMNEY SHOULD DO IT.
>> WHY?
>> I THINK IT WOULD BE GOOD
FOR HIM.
IF HE DOES A DECENT JOB IT
WOULD BE GOOD FOR HIM.
>> THERE YOU GO.
>> AND I DO THINK SNL WOULD
SEE A RATINGS BUMP.
I DON'T THINK IT IS LOSE, LOSE
FOR THEM.
>> COOL.
>> IT WAS A COMPLETE AND UTTER
WASTE OF AN OPINION.
>> AS OPPOSED TO ANYTHING ELSE
I HAVE SAID ON THE SHOW?
>> AT LEAST YOU TRIED.
IN THIS CASE I AM KIND OF
CONFUSED.
>> WHY?
>> I AM NOT EVEN SURE IF YOU
ARE ANDY LEVEY.
>> MAYBE YOU NEVER WERE ANDY
LEVY.
>> IT IS AT THE VERY LEAST
USEFUL TO TELL US WHEN TONY IS
USING THE CAMEO BAND THE
WEEKEND WE CAN GO TO SEE IT.
>> LOOK AT THREE SHOT.
>> SUNDAY NIGHTS.
>> WHAT DO PANDA CUBS DREAM
ABOUT?
HE DISCUSSES THE NEW BOOK MY
MUSINGS.
AND IS THERE A FEEDING TUBE
THAT IS SO CRAZY THAT IT MIGHT
WORK?
THAT'S CRAZY.
>>> DID HE NOT MAKE THE TEAM
BECAUSE OF WHAT WAS IN HIS
DREAMS?
A COLORADO MAN HAS MORE THAN
200 WOMEN IN A BID TO BECOME
THE DENVER BRONCO'S FIRST MALE
CHEERLEADER, AND I SALUTE
HIM.
HE IS FANTASTIC.
SAYING THE DECISION WOULD BE
BASED ON HIS DANCE ABILITY
ALONE.
SADLY THE DARING DUDE WAS CUT
FROM THE COMPETITION, PERHAPS
BECAUSE HE ADMITTED HE MESSED
UP A FEW TIMES DURING HIS
ROUTINE.
AND THAT IS WRONG.
HE SAID THE WANNABE POM-POM
WIELDER GAVE IT ALL HE GOT.
HE SAYS "I WILL BE BACK NEXT
YEAR.
WELL, THEY ALWAYS SAY THEY
WILL BE BACK, BUT THEN I MAKE
THEM DISAPPEAR.
>> AS LONG-TIME VIEWERS KNOW,
HE DANCED IN COLLEGE.
CAN WE SEE THE TAPE?
>> YOU ARE AHEAD OF YOUR TIME,
BILL.
>> IN MORE WAYS THAN ONE.
>> LET'S DISCUSS THIS IN THE
--
>> LIGHTNING ROUND.
LIGHTNING ROUND.
>> BAKER, ARE YOU AWAKE?
>> SHOULD THEY ALLOW MEN ON
CHEERLEADING SQUADS, YES OR NO
AND WHY?
>> NO, AND BECAUSE I JUST CAME
OUT AGAINST IT.
>> THAT'S ALL YOU NEED TO DO.
>> IT IS THE LIGHTNING ROUND.
>> IT IS THE LIGHTNING ROUND.
WE DON'T HAVE TIME FOR YOUR
STUPID, STUPID EXPLANATIONS.
JULIA, SHOULD TEAMS BE FORCED
TO LET MEN TRYOUT?
>> NO.
AND THAT IS WHY.
FIRST OF ALL, THIS WHOLE
THING, I CAN'T IMAGINE THIS
GUY WAS SERIOUS.
ANYBODY WHO IS A REAL
DANCER -- ANY REAL MALE DANCER
WOULD NOT DO THIS.
HE WANTS ATTENTION AND
PUBLICITY AND YOU FELL FOR
IT.
>> I GAVE IT TO HIM IN
SPADES.
I BELIEVE IN HIM.
I THINK HE IS AN AMERICAN
HERO.
YOU PEOPLE MAKE ME SICK TO MY
STOMACH.
ELEVEN -- LEVEMTHAL, IF A MALE
MAKES THE TEAM WILL IT BE
ACCEPTING?
>> THERE ARE GUYS ON THE FIELD
ALREADY.
THEY ARE CALLED FOOTBALL
PLAYERS.
HE DOESN'T WANT TO BE TWIRLED
AROUND A.
HE WANTS TO DANCE AND HE IS
NOT GOOD AT IT.
I CAN'T BELIEVE HE IS THE
FIRST TO TRY THIS.
>> I CAN'T EITHER.
>> YOU PEOPLE ARE SO NARROW
MINDED.
th IS NOT THE AMERICA --
THIS IS NOT THE AMERICA I CAME
TO BELIEVE.
BILL, WHAT DID YOU LEARN IN
YOUR TIME AS A CHEERLEADER?
>> I WILL TELL YOU THREE
THINGS AND HE DID TWO.
YOU SMILE ALL OF THE TIME.
I DON'T CARE HOW HARD YOU ARE
BREATHING.
YOU SMILE THROUGH THE SWEAT
AND THE PAIN BECAUSE YOU ARE
DOING IT FOR THE ART.
IT IS NOT FOR THE PAYCHECK.
SECONDLY, FLARE.
FLARE, FLARE, FLARE.
CAN'T EMPHASIZE IT ENOUGH.
HE HAD THAT TOO.
AND YOU HAVE TO GO WITH THE
CHOREOGRAPHY.
WHAT DID WE SEE IN THE TAPE?
ALL OF THE WOMEN WERE THERE
DOING THE REQUIRED MOVES.
THIS GUY PRANCES INTO THE
CORNER AND DOES HIS OWN
THING.
WHERE IS THE FOCUS?
IT IS A DISGRACE TO PEOPLE WHO
PRACTICE IT ALL THE TIME.
>> I WANT TO SAY WHY I AM FOR
THIS.
IT IS ALL ABOUT EQUAL RIGHTS.
AFTER ALL, IF WOMEN CAN DRIVE
AND WOMEN CAN VOTE --
>> CAN THEY?
>> YES, THEY CAN, THEN MEN CAN
BE CHEERLEADERS.
IT IS THAT EASY.
>> SO WOMEN CAN VOTE MOW?
>> YES, THEY CAN.
>> JUST ON "AMERICAN IDOL."
>> AND WE SHOULD ALL BE
GETTING PAID WHEN WE ARE WITH
YOU GUYS THEN.
>> THAT'S NOT GOING TO
HAPPEN.
>> A PRESENTINGENT IN -- A
PREGNANT WOMAN HAS TAKEN TO
CRAIGS LIST TO FIND HER
CHILD'S FATHER AFTER A BRIEF
ENCOUNTER AT A MOTOR HEAD
CONCERT IN CHICAGO.
I LOVE EVERY ELEMENT OF THIS
STORY.
I LOVE THIS QUOTE, I WAS
GRINDING ON YOU IN THE PIT.
AND THEN WE WENT TO THE
BATHROOM AND GOT BLEEPED UP.
YOU HAD A NICE BLEEP AND I WAS
WASTED SO I LET YOU BLEEP IT
IN THE STALL.
YOU WERE REALLY GOOD AND YOU
HAD TO GAG ME SO I WOULDN'T
MAKE TOO MUCH NOISE.
ANYWAY I AM PRESENTING MEANT,
IT IS YOURS.
CONTACT ME IF YOU WANT TO BE A
PART OF YOUR CHILD'S LIFE.
LOVE JULIETTE.
>> ALL RIGHT, NOW YOU CROSSED
THE LINE.
>> WE KNOW YOU WOULD NEVER,
EVER DO THAT AT A MOTOR HEAD
CONCERT.
ONLY REO SPEED WAGON.
>> THAT'S HORRIBLE.
HE'S KIDDING.
HE'S TOTALLY KIDDING.
>> SHE DESCRIBES THE GUY HERE
WITH A RED MOW HAWK, BLACK PEN
TAU GRAM GAUGES, GOUGES?
VIPER PIERCINGS.
IS THIS THE GUY YOU WANT AS A
FATHER TO YOUR CHILD?
>> NO.
IT IS NOT THE KIND OF GUY YOU
WANT IN A BATHROOM STALL.
>> REALLY?
WOE.
>> WHAT IS THE KIND OF GUY YOU
DO WANT IN A BATHROOM STALL.
>> BAKER, DO YOU APPLAUD HER
EFFORT TO TRACK THIS POTENTIAL
FATHER DOWN?
SHE IS AN AMERICAN HERO.
>> I THINK SHE IS BEING
RESPONSIBLE.
SHE IS A RESPONSIBLE MOTHER,
AND I AM ALL ABOUT FAMILY
VALUES.
I THINK SHE IS DEMONSTRATING
THE BEST OF FAMILY VALUES.
GOD BLESS YOU.
>> WITH THIS CHEERLEADING
STORY AND WITH THIS STORY, WHY
ARE WE CALLING IT THE
LIGHTNING ROUND?
IT SHOULD BE CALLED AMERICAN
HERO ROUND.
EVERYBODY HERE IS AN AMERICAN
HERO, RICK, EVEN YOU.
>> THANK YOU.
>> COULD THIS POST BE FAKE?
LIKE DO YOU REALLY THINK THIS
HAPPENED?
>> IT ALL SOUNDS VAGUELY
FAMILIAR EXCEPT THE MOW HAWK.
>> BILL, YOU ACTUALLY USE
CRAIGS LIST TO KEEP TRACK OF
YOUR MANY, MANY CHILDREN.
THOUGHTS?
>> YOU GOT THAT WRONG.
I AM SCARED TO DEATH ABOUT
CRAIGS LIST.
THE THING ABOUT MY THREE I
WILL LEGITIMATE CHILDREN IS I
DON'T WANT ANYTHING TO DO WITH
THEM.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW WHO THEIR
MOMS ARE AND I DON'T WANT THEM
TO FIND ME.
CRAIGS LIST WILL RUIN MY LIFE
AND MY DAUGHTER'S LIFE WHEN
THEY MEET ME.
>> YOU KNOW WHAT --
>> THAT'S NOT GOING TO RUIN
THEIR DAUGHTER'S LIFE.
>> I DON'T THINK THIS IS
REAL.
FEW WOMEN GO TO MOTOR HEAD
CONCERTS.
ACTUALLY THERE ARE NO WOMEN
THERE.
>> BUT THE ONES THAT DO, AND
THERE ARE FIVE OF THEM, THEY
WOULD BE IN THE BATHROOM.
>> IT WAS PROBABLY LEMI WHO
POSTED THAT.
>>> WE HAVE TO TAKE A BREAK..
>>> A DIET IS HELPING BRIDES
TO BE HELP SHED POUNDS FAST
VIA A FEEDING TUBE.
DIETERS WHO WANT TO GET INTO
THEIR DREAM WEDDING DRESS ARE
FED A SLOW DRIP OF PROTEIN AND
FAT AND CONTAINS ZERO CARB AND
800 CALORIES A DAY.
THEY ARE SAID TO LOSE 20
POUNDS IN 5 DAYS.
THE RESULT IS BAD BREATH AND
CONSTIPATION.
>> ONE PROBLEM I DON'T HAVE IS
BAD BREATH AND CONSTIPATION.
THIS IS THE BIGGER PROBLEM.
THE BIGGER PROBLEM ARE
WEDDINGS AND HOW CRAZY THEY
MAKE PEOPLE THAT THEY HAVE TO
DO SOMETHING LIKE THIS.
PLEASE, JUST [ELOPEDāELOPE]
AND STOP GROSSING US OUT.
>> 20 POUNDS IN 10 DAYS,
$1500?
>> WHAT ARE WE TALKING ABOUT?
>> IT IS DRIPPING FAT AND
DRIPPING THROUGH, ARE YOU KID
?G YOU HAVE TO WALK AROUND
LIKE THAT?
>> I WOULD WALK.
>> HERE IS AN IDEA.
HIGHWAY ABOUT DIETING LESS
THAN TWO WEEKS BEFORE YOUR
WEDDING?
I CAN TELL YOU FIRSTHAND WOMEN
HAVE ENOUGH STRESS IN THEIR
LIVES LEADING UP TO WALKING
AROUND WITH A TUBE IN THEIR
NOSE.
THESE PEOPLE ARE AMERICAN
HEROS.
>> YOU MAKE IT SOUND LIKE HE
HAS A TEACHER'S JOB WITH THE
SUMMERS OFF.
>> AND THERE IS NO WARS.
>> GO AWAY FOR THREE MONTHS
AND YOU COME BACK AND ARE YOU
FAT.
MIKE, EATING IS BORING.
ELIMINATE IT.
>> ABSOLUTELY.
IT IS A WAY TO FUEL THE BODY.
BUT I HAVE TO TELL YOU, WHAT I
WANT IN A NEW BRIDE IS CON
CONSTIPATION AND BAD BREATH.
ON MY WEDDING NIGHT I CAN'T
THINK OF ANYTHING BETTER.
>> THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT THE
ATKINS DIET IS, BUT IT CUTS
OUT THE MIDDLE MAN WHICH IS
FOOD.
IT IS ALL PROTEIN AND FAT AND
YOU LOSE WEIGHT.
I PITCHED THIS.
NO, WAIT.
I WANT TO DO THE -- I WANT TO
DO THIS.
>> THERE IS ?O ONE THERE,
GREG.
-- THERE IS NO ONE THERE,
GREG.
I AM FREAKING OUT.
WHO ARE YOU TALKING TO?
>> I WANT TO UPDATE THE LATEST
PIECE OF ART WORK.
THIS IS A 16 BY 20 THAT IS
INCHES AND NOT FEET PAINTING
OF ANDREW BREITBART.
IT IS IMPRESSIVE TO WIN THIS
MAKE A BID.
E-MAIL US AT RED EYE AT FOX
GNUS.COM.
ALL OF THE MONEY WILL GO TO
THE TRUST FUND FOR BREITBART'S
FOURTH CHIRP.
AT THE TIME OF THE TAPING THE
HIGHEST BID IS $2600 FROM
CYNTHIA IN CALIFORNIA.
BEAT THAT BID EASTERN TIME
SEND YOUR E-MAIL.
TO MAKE A DONATION SEND IT TO
BREITBART'S TRUST.
L.A., CALIFORNIA, 90049.
>>> WE WILL CLOSE THINGS OUT
WITH A POST GAME WRAP UP FROM
ANDY LEVY.
>>> BACK TO TV'S ANDY LEVY FOR
THE POST GAME WRAP UP.
>> HOW MANY FOOTBALL GAMES HAS
BAKER PLAYED THIS SEASON?
>> ZERO.
>> HAVE I BEEN TRAVELING A
LOT.
>> HOW MANY GAMES HAS THE TEAM
PLAYED?
>> FOUR.
>> ASK HOW MANY THEY HAVE
WON.
>> WE WON THIS WEEKEND, AND WE
WILL LEAVE IT AT THAT.
>> WHAT IS YOUR PLUG?
>> THE CIA OFFICERS MEMORIAL
FOUNDATION.
IF YOU GET A CHANCE, WWW.CIA
MEMORIAL FOUNDATION .ORG.
IT IS A GREAT ORGANIZATION.
IT TAKES CARE OF THE CHILDREN
AND THE SPOUSES OF DECEASED
OFFICERS.
IT IS WELL WORTH IT IF YOU GET
A CHANCE.
>> COOL.
JULIETTE, ANYTHING?
>> O'REILLY ON WEDNESDAY FOR
DID YOU SEE THAT?
>> YOU SHOULD PRACTICE THAT.
>> DID YOU SEE THAT?
>> I DON'T LIKE ANY OF THESE
AT ALL.
THAT WASN'T EVEN ANDY'S HAND
THAT YOU SAW THERE.