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Hikaru: Ooooh! A bird!
Hikaru: All the people look like ants. ANOTHER BIRD! Girl: God, you are like such a child.
Hikaru: *Gasp* I'm out of quarters. Girl: That's the worst thing to happen in the world.
Hikaru: Come on! I know I keep a stash somewhere on my body!
Fuu: Here. You can have these.
Fuu: I really enjoyed watching you enjoy yourself.
Hikaru: Wait, what?
Fuu: Nothing. Just take them, and think nothing of it. Nothing!
Girl: Oh wow, check out those uniforms. Those girls must be from the private school for wealthy youth.
Girl: Obvious exposition is obvious! Hikaru: Bored now. Gotta go. Weee! Girl: Like look at that girl.
Girl: She could, like, so be a model or something.
Girl: What are the odds that all the prestigious schools would be here at Tokyo Tower on this day at this time?
Princess Emeraude: I said help me!
Opening I Am Woman by Jordin Sparks
Umi: Oh god we're falling! Hikaru: Weeee! Fuu: (Incomprehensable Noises)
Hikaru: Oh my gosh, guys! Look!
Hikaru: Look! Look! Umi: Yes, we see. It's-
Hikaru: It's a giant octopus! Umi: No god damn it, it's a fish! And if you can't see than then you're-
Hikaru: Oh look! Mountains! Flying Mountains!
Umi: Hikaru! Hikaru: And water! Lot's of water! Umi: Hikaru!
Hikaru: Bluuuuue water! Fuu: Actually, did you know water has no color? It reflects the blue from the atmosphere.
Hikaru: Another bird!
Various Abridged Show Zagato: Next.... next...
Zagato: Next... wait.
Zagato: Huh... HUH....
Inouva: It appears the princess has summoned the legendary Magic Knights.
Zagato: Gee, thanks for explaining that. And here I thought they were tourists.
Inouva: No problem, sir.
Zagato: Have I mentioned how much I dislike you? Inouva: Yes sir. I got the E-Card.
Zagato: Oh good, cause I meant it. Inouva: Can we watch something else now?
Zagato: I suppose.
*Airplane Noises*
Umi: So, Hikaru, do you got that? Water does not have a color.
Hikaru: Oh my gosh! Guys! Look! Umi: What now? Hikaru: Treeeees!
Fuu: There sure are peculiar trees. I wonder what- Hikaru: I've never seen any trees like those in Tokyo. Umi: That's because we're not in Tokyo.
Hikaru: And there's so much water! Was there always this much water in Tokyo?
Umi: I just said, we're not in Tokyo!
Hikaru: *Gasp* Oh my gosh. Guys.
Hikaru: I don't think we're in Tokyo anymore. Umi: Yes, I just covered... that... *Sigh*
Umi: Yes Hikaru. Good observation.
Hikaru: Woo! Umi: Great! I'm stuck on some other planet with two weirdos that I would have no association with in my entire life.
Umi: God help me. Hikaru: Hey, we should introduce ourselves. Umi: I thought we already did that when we were falling.
Umi: Oh god! Oh god! Oh god! Hikaru: Yeah, so, my name's Hikaru. Umi: This isn't the time!
Hikaru: Oh yeah... but you never told me your names!
Umi: *Sigh* You're actually right.
Umi: Well, my name is Umi. Fuu: (Thinking) This is my chance! I can go for a whole new start!
Fuu: (Thinking) Fuu sounds stupid. Um... um... Think of a new name. Think of a cool name! Um... uh... (Speaks) My name's Fuu!
Umi: Oh, um... nice name. Fuu: (Thinking) DAMN IT!
Hikaru: Cool! You're 14 years old (Umi),
Hikaru: You're 14 years old (Fuu), and I'm 14 years old! Fuu: What?!
Umi: Sorry. I thought you were, like, 11 or something.
Fuu: I did too.
Hikaru: Yeah, I got that a lot. My mom says it's because I have trouble paying a-OH LOOK AT THAT!
Umi: Do you have A.D.H.D.? Hikaru: Surpise fish.
Umi: What? Oh my god the fish! Kill it! Kill it with fire!
Hikaru: It's a fishy! Hello Fishy! I shall name you Fishy and you shall be my Fishy. Hey Fishy! Fishy: 'Sup? Fuu: How peculiar.
Fuu: It appears its scales are made of some sort of jewel. Umi: Say what?!
Umi: So, how can we skin-I mean befriend... it...? Clef: Return! Fishy: Ok. Umi: Son of a-
Hikaru: Is... is that?
Hikaru: Holy sh*t! It's Gandolf the Grey!
Clef: Actually, my name is- Umi: Quick Gandolf! Can you send us back? Clef: What? I.... uh... *Sigh* ok... *Clears Throat*
Clef: (Deepens Voice) I, Gandolf the Grey, cannot do that!
Fuu: Guys, I don't think it's Gandolf...
Inouva: Zagato, did you forget to call a plumber again? Zagato: We don't need a plumber! We've been over this! Inouva: But Zagato,
Inouva: There's so much WATER!
Zagato: Yes... yes there is...
Inouva: I suppose we have bigger problems. First we have to take care of the Magic Knights
Inouva: (loudly) Without any others finding out!
Alcyone: The Magic Knights? Ascot: The Magic Knights are here?
Zagato: THANK you, Inouva.
Zagato: Alright, everyone relax. These so called 'Magic Knights' are mere children. Everything should be fine.
Alcyone: Still, I'd feel better if I could assess the situation more... 'closely'. Zagato: You're going to kill them, aren't you?
Alcyone: Oh, you read me like a book! Inouva: Hey!
Inouva: Hey Zagato! Did you hear? The Magic Knights are here!
Zagato: Why did I hire you?
Ending Songs Stronger by Kanye West Lipstick - JEDward