Tip:
Highlight text to annotate it
X
Nobody remembers Bug's Life?
The plot was so cool!
if you have problems and you do not know how to solve them
You can always hire goons.
I do at school (Child) Teacher stupid! ***! Who is eating gum! You! Manuel! Finding Nemo
Finding Nemo
Pixar's most overrated movie
(Audience booing)
What! it is wonderful!
So? What is It about?
yes I remember it, is a small fish
captured by a diver
his father must rescue him
and bring him back home
to prove one's courage
and the value of family, all way throught an odyssey... wait.
that reminds me of something?
this is the plot of the odyssey
also
quoting only Disney films we had already seen at One hundred and one Dalmatians
The Aristocats
The Rescuers
Basil from Baker Street
Oliver and Friends
and if we add the subplot about self-improvement the value of
friendship
It's Toy Story 2
Althought characters instead of running jumping and react with gravity
they float
I know this seems silly and I wouldn't matter me whether
the monumental success that got at his time
his technique and realization
Even they told that they took animators diving
in Australia for showing them how fish move in the coral reef
the film that they had done two years earlier, showed characters with
fur that reacted with different climates speeds and they had arms and
legs, I do not see Finding Nemo as an improvement!
However...
is not a bad movie
I just disagree with the monumental success it had
that I understand because of a monumental marketing campain
taken from Disney to fight against Dreamworks PDI master piece: Shrek 2
Pixar will make a sequel in 2016
then, we had The Incredibles
at least they tried to work with human characters, and they showed
more art to do this than Dreamworks had
Special effects are fantastic the retro science fiction design
is amazing
and technically it
is much better than everything done previously
but the argument is about...
more self-improvement and family values
(booing)
Okay, this does not make the movie bad when you consider that
is a children's movie, and the characters...
that...
no, the characters are weak
Just highlights Mr. Incredible as fallen hero who must
prove he still has much to say
But his transformation back into hero is
so fast that soon the film becomes a story of heroes against villains
if it's a parody on superhero stories
a simple plot of heroes against villains
is already well
but they wanted to give depth to the villain making it a
weak and resentful character
but creative! whose intention is to give everyone superpowers to avoid
someone to be superior to the rest
ultimately this
turns the plot on
heroes... against...
... a character
trying to help people
... to overreach...
limitations...
through
... creativity...
I am the only one who feels that this film is about beating
Buzz Lightgear?
yes
Ok
Well, I'll shut up and I'll go on the next flic
No! I mean the following next!
You were going to talk about Cars!
Ratatouille
a film about...
Talk about Cars!
Come...
Come! (Booing)
when I said that Monsters Inc. is undervalued
Cars is actually even more undervalued than Monsters Inc.,
the difference is that Cars is really weak
First of all:
the characters are cars with metallic texture without arms,
no legs and with a limited expressiveness
making it technically inferior to The Incredibles
and the plot is
Monster Inc's again:
the winner who must learn the value of professional ethics
but without telling any social topic
and with humor based on the fact that characters are
cars
Everyone pans it
just because Pixar could made something better
yes
but the film was shown on 2005
Dreamworks had gone away from his war against Pixar
and Disney
had bet for CGI animation films
as Fox Blue Sky
and Sony Pictures Animation
at mid-2000s
mediocre CGI animation movie studios
appeared as mushrooms
pixar could not disappoint the public
with something oriented to Merchandising, fortunately
they didn't this mistake again
There is a sequel...
No! There is no Cars sequel!
point! Let's go with Ratatouille
Oh! You have caught here sharpening the pencil
Yest! Ratatouille's rat-o-phillic cooker
understands what is
the perfect relationship
he lets the rodent nest in his ***
and in the morning he prepares the breakfast
I do not understand why he hooked up with the French girl, and about Up!...
as movie
for Kids
it is wonderful
a masterpiece of cinema
wait, we're talking about Up!
Russ Meyer's, right?
here it seems that Pixar understood his role, it was another story
on the myth of Don Quixote, but they rounded the script with a smart dialogue
and clever humor
as a review over
the fact of how external prejudices
makes us to improve ourselves on a path that is not the desired one
Bravo!
many people points this movie as the beginning of Pixar's adulthood
I do not really see very adult the idea of a rat
who has to prepare a dish called Ratatouille because it sounds like...
rat
or who controls a silly cook over his head in the Mazinger Z's way
but removing this kind of gags
this film is perfect and full of family enjoyment
it also won the Oscar as best animation film
and was the film that made pixar become...
The Prom Queen...
Wall-E, is another one environmentalist fable? No!
it has social criticism on how technology protects us from
our own mistakes
but also prevents us from progressing in other way than the preset one.
Great Design
technically perfect... Oscar!
Up! is it a story about how to prevent a maniac of haunting giant chickens with
a bunch of talking hounds?
No! It is a story about how dreams motivates us
to grew in a life that is not the one we wanted
just the last 84 minutes are a < br /> bit confusing
technically perfect great design... Oscar!
Toy Story 3
is it a simple sequel-remake?
No! is the end of a
cycle where toys reflects on their own life
which generates an collective existential crisis that grants a society
dominated by corruption
technically perfect great design... Oscar!
Who the hell writes these articles!?
Transilvania Hotel
A wacky faces fest to highlight on 3D? No!
It is a story about self-improvement
and social and family prejudices
that prevents us of relate us in a healthy, creative and stimulating way.
great designs
technically perfect... Oscar!
seriously:
I do not say that these films are not excellent
or more mature than the previous ones
but... why the hell Critics goes so obsessed
to find an adult sense in all what Pixar makes?
I figure that since 3D became popular among adults...
and here just cited five hundred newspaper headlines
Pixar, that had became "THE 3D Animation"
wanted to became
"THE 3D Animation for ADULTS"
Instead of being all family films
at least they got double reading plots
but his latest project...
had another look
amazing
at least!
in 1995 audience expected to see a movie completely
in CGI animation
and in 2012 the audience expected to see one Pixar's movie
completely for adults
Brave, the latest Pixar blockbuster,
that... (***) Please...
Are you So short of ideas that you need to talk about the latest release of
Pixar?
have I had a deja vu? (***) Right!
Hotel Transylvania
Is it a Wacky Face Fest...
as I said
Brave seemed an epic fantasy film with dark woods
mist, witchcraft
a supernatural archer
and sword fights!
and finally was... a movie about a princess who didn't wanted to get marry without
love
Yes, Brave is disappointing. For once I went to see a Pixar movie
there were no swords, no magic
it was a big ***
Megatron! Megatron son! Where are you going jerk! Bah!
this *** always find the way home. Ok... about Brave.
before the movie ended I went to the bingo and I left the children there.
It is about the pursuit of reasoning among teenagers
as the source of the family conflict
Great Design
Technically perfect... Oscar!
sure!
I don't point it as a bad movie
before watching Bug's Life or Cars...
We didn't expected anything special The first one was an experiment, and the other one
was too thought for children
despite of this, Brave
was a flic destinated to bring back Pixar's prestige, it was the opera prima
of Steve Purcell as cinema director.
and despite of this we found a feminist speach
clichés about the Middle Ages
scenes to promote the game
underused cool characters
comical parallelisms between magic and current technology
half movie based on running throught the corridors of a castle
tears of true love that resurrect the dead
... and a princess who will not marry without love.
seriously
Children fable writers do not take into account that marriage in
medieval aristocracy has nothing to do with our current idea of
love? (***) great design
technically perfect .. . Oscar!
Sure!
I liked it
but it disapointed me
not all Pixar films have to be so deep as ratatouille
Wall-E or Up!
no
but the following Pixar projects are sequels of Monsters Inc.
Finding Nemo
and a dinosaur sitcom
I think the idea of making 100% adult films has been
parked
after all
they no longer have to prove they are the best
great design
Technically Perfect... Oscar!
And that has been Pixar!
The Current Animation Prom Queen
Not every one of their flics has been perfect
but it is a rightfull heiress of the Throne that Disney left, and Disney
as Dreamworks, as Nickelodeon,
they have jet to reach she
I hope you liked the review
What a *** of review have you done!
See you soon!
That review was all garbage
Everybody knows that all Pixar Films are perfect!