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>> CARL: Honey, I’m feeling a little hungry. I think I’m gonna grab a snack before dinner.
>> MARY: Okay. Don’t eat anything too heavy. You don’t want to ruin your appetite.
>> CARL: I won’t. Hey Mary, do you know how old this cheesy bread is?
>> MARY: I don’t know. Let me take a look. Oh yeah, we had pizza a few nights ago. You
can have it.
>> CARL: Awesome. Thanks, Mary.
>> MARY: I’m serious. Just a light snack.
>> CARL: Oh my God. Oh. My. God. It’s so simple. How could I never think of it before?
>> MARY: Honey, are you okay? Are you hurt? That doesn’t look like a very light snack.
>> CARL: Mary, my wife, you will have the privilege of witnessing my single greatest
creation.
>> MARY: Carl, this is ridiculous. What are you talking about?
>> CARL: I am about to enjoy the ultimate cheese sandwich.
>> MARY: Carl, come on, this is ridiculous. This is too heavy. You’re not going to want
to eat my chicken and dumplings later. Carl. Carl, are you even listening to me? Carl?
Carl! Carl!
>> CARL: Finally, it is time! My single greatest achievement. This will be my opus! This will
be my gift to the world!
>> MARY: Carl, don’t you dare eat that sandwich.
>> CARL: Oh, I’m going to eat this sandwich.
>> MARY: Carl, you better not eat that sandwich!
>> CARL: Mary! This is bigger than you and me. I have to eat this sandwich. Right. Now.
(yells)
>> MARY: Caaaaaaaarl!
>> MARY: Carl? Carl? Carl! Honey, are you okay?
>> DOCTOR: Excuse me, I couldn’t help but overhear the conversation you were having.
Allow me to introduce myself. I’m a doctor.
>> MARY: Oh, thank God you’re here. Is there anything you can do for my husband?
>> DOCTOR: Stand back. Allow me to perform science. It’s just as I figured.
>> MARY: What is it?
>> DOCTOR: Your husband is suffering from what we in the medical field call a cheese
overdose.
>> MARY: A what?
>> DOCTOR: A cheese overdose. It’s quite common actually. You see, the human body can
only handle so much cheese at one time, and if it receives too much too quickly, the body
lashes out and tries to adapt.
>> MARY: Oh my. All this medical jargon! What does this mean for my husband?
>> DOCTOR: Ma’am, this may be hard for you to hear, but your husband is turning into
cheese.
>> MARY: What?
>> DOCTOR: What kind? Who knows? Could be Swiss. Could be Brie. Could be pepper jack.
It could even be Gouda. There’s no way of knowing for sure.
>> MARY: Is there anything you can do?
>> DOCTOR: There is little to nothing that the medical field can do for your husband.
However, I can take him back to my villa. There I have the proper equipment where he
can be treated and served along with some fruits and possibly chocolates.
>> MARY: I’m glad that there’s something you can do-
>> DOCTOR: And just what are you implying, that I’m going to fondue him and have a
party with my doctor friends?
>> MARY: Uh, no, I wasn’t accusing you-
>> DOCTOR: This is slander! And I will have none of this! I won’t you weren’t accusing
me of…
>> MARY: I’m just glad that there’s something you can do to help him.
>> DOCTOR: Great! Then help me get him into my car. I can take him away immediately. I’ll
grab the legs. Oww!
>> MARY: What is it, doctor?
>> DOCTOR: It’s just that your husband…he’s so sharp.