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Pam is the one
Greg wants to marry.
Just relax, honey, they're gonna love you.
But before he can pop the question
you have to meet...
Hi, daddy!
...the parents.
What you're driving there, a Ford?
It's an interesting color.
Is it green?
Oh, no, the guy picked it.
Well, they say geniuses pick green.
But you didn't pick it.
Be nice to this one, ok?
Ok, I'll try.
Now, people enter their home.
You know, Greg's in medicine too, Larry.
Oh, really? What field?
Ummh, nursing.
Not a lot of men in your professions, are there Greg?
And learned his way...
Do you wanna hear a story?
I milked a cat once.
A cat?
...into the family.
I had no idea you could milk a cat.
Oh, yeah, you can milk anything with nipples.
Could you milk ME?
Could you milk ME?
Dad?
At least, that was the plan.
I just feel it's not going that well at all...
We're getting cribbed, people.
If Florence Nightingale over here played a little defence...
I don't know what it is but there's just something about him is a little off.
It's an antique polygraph machine.
Why don't you try that on?
That's ok
Oh, come on. We'll have some fun.
Greg, my father was never in the rare flower business.
Don't worry, you'll enjoy this.
Have you ever watched pornographic videos?
No...
Relax, relax, the needles are jumping.
He was a CIA for 34 years.
Great, yeah, I was scared of your dad back when I thought he was a florist.
I'm a patient man.
That's what 19 missile Vietnamese prison camp will do to you.
But I will be watching you
studying your every move
and I will bring you down, baby, I will bring you down to Chinatown.
Robert de Niro Did you flush this toilet?
Ben Stiller. No.
What's that smell?
Greg flushed the toilet in the den so the septic tank is over flowing.
No, no, no, no, no!
You're doing great!
In a new comedy from the director of Austin Powers
You see that CIA man? Did you do THAT in the CIA?
Sure, I got one question for you.
Do I think you're a psycho?
Yes.
That's my future son-in-law.
Can you deal with that?