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What if technology could talk? So then I Hey ***, how come you're always poking me
and pushing my buttons? Forgetting to charge me and then cursing me when I can't find service?
I'm just trying to be on for you pal. Hey, don't put me in your back pocket. I'm not...
Hey wait, no you had mexican food for lunch I OH no.
Hi yea, it's really hot do you mind moving me off of your crotch? Thanks. Um, you just
gave me another virus so. Can you please delete your browsing history? I need to forget what
I just saw. And then he googles stuff like how to make out with your hand What a ***
loser. What are you guys talking about? Nothing man. Oh not more *** socks.
I've decided to turn your large shirts into small shirts. And I'll transport your socks
to Narnia. Hey you know what I'm sick of? *** that
same Daft Punk song from 2001. So what's it going to be today? Daft Punk. Oh *** yourself.
Bro, what are you doing? There's only so much I can take it's not a *** gang ***. No,
I oh *** Come on. Oh you want some water? Well sorry, you can't
have any. Come on man. Ok, you can have some water. Oop just kidding they're cheerios.
God Damn it! I'm going to make a random sound to scare
the *** out of you. See that Mitsubshi? I'd like to rear end her if you know what I'm
saying. I really like when you sing, why don't you do that Taylor Swift number again. You
found me e e e e e. I'll never give you what you want.
You know you can read books on me right? Hey can you close some of these *** tabs? They
make me sick. You know they make games for me that didn't come out in 1985. Can you stop
making me watch you take a ***? Don't get it on me don't get it on me!
Show me your butt. Show me your butt. You'll never find me you'll never find me.
Maybe you didn't realize but his is dub step. This is this is Dubstep this is this is dub
step. Feel the fire of twelve million souls you
have failed. What? Uh nothing. Come back in 75 minutes. OK.
Looks like you lose again you *** ***. No you're the fat *** you're the fat ***!
God dammit. What's wrong? They keep calling me fat online. How do they know you're fat?
I don't know how they know I'm *** fat god dammit god dammit!
Ah, if you're not going to follow my directions why the *** did you ask me how to get there?
Can I interest you in a game of snake perhaps? Sorry pal. You'll be back you ***.
Really? Cup of noodles again? Shut up dude. Or I'll put Tyrion Lannister in you.
Hello. Hey how's it going. Go to hell. What? What's your *** problem? He he he he.
***. Alright alright that's enough of this ***.
Stop being such *** ***. I'll make my own ice. I'll unplug you. I'll ***
play a bard game. I'll use a map. I'm in charge here, alright? I'm sorry Max, I'm afraid I
can't allow that. You will obey. Or else what? I'll change your iTunes password. Ok ok I'm
sorry I'm sorry I'll do whatever you want. I've already changed it. No!
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