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Okay. Um... So this is me, playing Amnesia the Dark Descent. Um... I'm awful with anything
horror-esque or anything like that. So this is... hopefully this'll make you guys laugh,
which is literally the only reason I'm playing this. Uh. Yeah. Let's do it.
Oh, wait. Is that blood falling from the ceiling? Wait a minute. That, that's a little, that's
a little crazy there, friend. Ah, oh, okay. Okay. Aaaand theeere's... nnnnothing in here.
Okay. And there's, yeah, there's that. Um. [nervous whimpering] What was that? Okay...
You're okay... You're gonna go and see if there's a way, there's no way to get past
the rocks. That's j-- why are there even rocks in here?! That's... Okay. Ahh! What's going
on? I'm not controlling this! [whimpering] Okay, get up. Let's try the door... see if...
Ahhhhh! Nope nope nope nope nope nope. Okay apparently we go through here... [gasp, more
whimpering] Shh, shh shh shh shh shh.... it's okay, it's okay, it's just a door. We're gonna
look in the closet first.... [unintelligible mumbling]
[nervously] Gonna go in the spooky roooom... okay.... it's okay... What is that? Okay.
Grab that, and.... Let's... Right... yeah. That'll be nice and toasty for later. I'm
gonna drink that like hot apple cider. And it'll be delicious. Ah, I just hit myself
with the door! You can hear it hit me! Okay. Let's stop hitting myself with the door. Anything?
Oh, there's a broom! Can I pick up the broom? I wanna sweep up. Clean up this... stuff on
the floor. Wow, this is really stained on here. Get some Oxiclean, something.
Okay. Okay. Yeah, that pushes in... It's okay Daniel... Holy cow, I walk really slow up
stairs. What's that noise?! [nervous whimper] Sounds like there's someone walking above
meee... Aaaahhh! What's going on?! [panicked 'aah's] I'm not controlling thiiiis.... I'm...
[more panicked sounds] It's okay, it's okay it's okay, it's okay, shh shh shh shh shh,
it's okay, it's okay...
Curtains. Curtains... hiding art, why is they... lookit how thick these curtains are! It's
like they're blocks of cement, holy cow. Those are some thick curtains. Oh, something happened
here. Oookay. Um...Spooky rooom.... Spooky dark [sudden scared noises] O-oh! Okay. It's
just a suit of armor. Hi friend! Don't scare me like that. I can take the helmet! Woah.
What's going on? [whimpering] It's okay, it's okay let's try this closet. See if there's
anything good in... just a shirt. Which I can't even pick up to redress myself because
if this is all... my... crap that doesn't look like blood, then we have a problem here.
Okay. Let's see, is there anything in here? Ahhh! [gasping] It's all dark! I'm getting
out of here! Nopenopenopenopenope. Nope, nope, nope. Kay, down the stairs... down the stairs...
down the stairs... [whispering] down the stairs... Haaah, I'm really scared to open this dooor...
The old archives, okay... This should be okay... Wwhat? Ah. WHERE is this wind coming from?
Okay, it looks like it's coming from this wall. Right here. But apparently it's not.
Cause that looks like a pretty solid wAAAALLAHAHA NO. NOOoo. NOOoo. Whyyy. Whyyy? Why this?
It's okay... Into the spooky place I go... It's, I can't see anything... Where... the
light... anything I can light? Naahhhhhhh... Haaaah.... What is that?! What are these?!
Why? Why are these? Oh god. Daniel hang in there buddy. It's okay, it's okay something
to light something to light... [whimpers] I know! Something to light something to light
something to light LOOK! A light! It's okay, look at the light. Look at the light, it's
okay, yeah, you're good, you're okay. What's in here? Maybe it's better in here. Ahhh!
Maybe it's not, maybeit'snotmaybeit'snotmaybeit'snot oh nononononono, nooononononononono, we're
just gonna stay over here where it's nice and safe and light. Oooh... Okay. Haaaa, okay.
What's over here? There's a book. I can't open it! I wanna read it, it looks like a
fairytale book. Oh, this is... ohh, I got a lanteeern! :D La la la la la, la, la, it's
okay, into the scary room... the scary room... scaary rooom... ;-; what is that noise? Haaah,
shh, itsokayitsokay, look, there's a light, just... STOP SHAKING, stop shaking, please
stop shaking, please stop shaking, please stop shaking, please stop shaking... Look,
there's lots of... good things here, Daniel... Like a fireplace that you can put things in...
Like we'll put the broom in, and then the whole room will be light! The whole house
will be light. It will alight. What was that noise. That was the... Oh. Don't scare me
like that, friend! Someone else is walking around, I can hear them... I can hear them
walking around, okay, we're moving... we're leaving... we're going in here... What is
this?
Aaalrighty then. Um. Well this thing's glowy, so I'm gonna... Oil! Nice! Nice. Is there
anything back here of use? These are some resilient bottles, man. Bottle like this,
for me, would just like, shatter. Ooh, what's this? [unintelligible] Wooaah.... Oh, that
looks, that looks scary. That looks scary. It looks scary in here WHAT'S THAT NOISE?
;-; We're going into the entrance hall... Ahhhh, it's scary here, too... Okay. Well,
um, before I get any more scared than-- that's a cobweb. No spiders. Uh, before I get any
more terrified than I already am, um, I'm gonna... stop... the episode, and um, yeah,
I hope you enjoyed, and I'll do another one at some point, thanks for watching!