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I used to hate black coffee
but lets face it
black coffee is manly!
Do you ever think that Clint Eastwood
took two sugars and a cream?
of course not!
Clint Eastwood was a man
and girls
love manliness!
Once at a restaurant
I encountered
a waitress
who would change me.
Jenny!
Such a lovely girl.
I had to show off my manliness
or at least act like it.
so i orded
a Lumberjack sandwich, extra ham
a piece of carrot cake
and of course the clincher
BLACK
COFFEE!
Unimpressed with my manliest of breakfast!
Which would have WOW
almost any waiting-person!
Jenny!
tried to break me
by bringing me more and more
BLACK
COFFEE!
I downed my breakfast before my family could finish their three pancakes
I couldn't back out
i had to keep going
so with that...
Jenny brought me the check
and to top me up
my eleventh
CUP!
:(
trying to manage it
as i was sipping it
oh but I just couldn't
once no-one was looking
I dumped my cup of coffee in my Grandmother's cup.
Mock sipped it.
Slammed it down on the table!
And strode to the door.
Victorious!
That's why I take my Coffee Black
the same reason why
men do anything to
impress women!