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***!
Care for an autograph?
That's me and you, Saturday night.
We found Eduardo Sanchez.
Who is Eduardo Sanchez?
He's a mystery best
left for another day.
Maria, my
sister-in-law, she's available.
She is?
I have feelings for your mom.
I'm ready to commit to the both of you.
Hey, Kenny! Nobody gives a *** for you.
What are you doing?
Finally, ***! Finally!
Whoo!
Chapter 10: Making the world your ***.
Once again, I'm with
the hottest chick in town.
Buying the most expensive fashions.
Dining in the fanciest food places.
Riding around on *** jet skis.
Raining trim.
Hallucinogens.
* Oh, Mona *
jet skis again.
Throwing heat.
And gettin' laid.
La flama blanca!
Did this tale end
the way I thought it would?
Probably not.
But as long as I win,
who gives a ***?
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boom! Look at that, huh?
Gracias, mis amigos.
Thank you for *** pill-os.
Kenny.
You got a minute?
What the hell is all this ***?
This is the wall of the immortals.
These men have all done what you
are trying to do and succeeded.
They played hard enough in
copales to get to America.
I never heard of any
of these ***.
Not even that amigo there?
Who e *** is that,
pancho villa? I don't know.
When he was 12 years old, he
pitched five no-hit innings
in the little league world series.
Ooh. Big deal. I did the
same thing in the aau.
Well, maybe for a right hander,
but this kid threw with both.
Wow, so homeboy was double banging it.
Yep. Props.
Then he got drafted by Minnesota.
Made the team
as a 19-year-old.
Playing ball like he'd always dreamed.
Then he started having too
much fun with the girls, huh?
The drinks, speed balls.
Before he knew it, it was all gone.
What's he up to now?
He watches the field,
imagines that things
turned out differently.
Mm-mm. No thank you.
I don't like to hear depressing
*** about no-name ***.
This ***'s *** up my vibe.
Why you telling me all this ***?
You know, Kenny, I admire the fact
that you're trying to
get back to the majors,
but you gotta stop prancing
around and start playing ball.
Prancing? Roger, name one time
when I've ever *** pranced.
Kenny powers doesn't prance.
Look, if you want to
take it to the next step,
then you need to get serious.
You *** prance around here.
Playing for this team's not a joke.
Not to me, to the players, or to them.
I don't think it's a joke.
I never said it was a joke.
If you got something you
wanna say then just say it.
You can save us a lot of time
with this ***
pointless history lesson
in this *** creepy
unimpressive *** hall.
I don't like it in here. It's gross
thanks for nothing.
Gracias, gracias.
Next song I wanna dedicate
to a friend of mine,
a very special friend.
Boyfriend. You mean boyfriend.
She means boyfriend, everybody. Me.
A friend of mine, la flama blanca.
Ooh, I love this song.
Does she know you don't wanna
be called la flama blanca?
She can call me whatever
she wants, Stevie.
Look at that brown caboose. Stevie: Ooh.
I wanna talk to you about something,
but I don't want you to get mad.
I can already tell I don't
like the sounds of this.
Spill it. Well,
I have taken it upon myself to
reopen the Eduardo Sanchez case.
Uh-uh. Nope.
You are not authorized
to do that. Shut it down.
I already told you. I found happiness.
I no longer seek the answers
that Eduardo potentially holds.
Well, then I guess it doesn't
matter that I have found him.
Say what? Mm-hm.
Well, not that I care, because I don't,
and you obviously should
not have reopened the case,
but where is he?
He's in Hollywood, baby.
I did a little searching
online and it turns out homeboy
directed the Blair witch project.
Heh. That's not him.
Are you sure?
Yeah, I'm pretty sure
the guy I'm looking for
didn't direct the ***
Blair witch project.
Just forget you ever heard
the name Eduardo Sanchez.
Forget that he supposedly
lives in a village near here.
Forget that he is not
Mexican, but a ***.
Eduardo Sanchez is a white
man that lives near here?
Stop digging for clues, Stevie.
Finding Eduardo Sanchez is
the last thing I care about.
All I care about is this big
brown *** right in front of me.
I wish I was your ***, man.
That's your *** butt-*** her, man.
Oh. Hey, Maria.
Entre. Entre.
Let me help you.
Maria,
I just, I want to apologize to you
in case I've been aggressive in
any of my actions towards you.
I just been walking around in
Kenny's shoes for so long now
that I'm starting to
become exactly like him,
which is awesome and super badass.
I just, I hope I haven't intimidated you
with my alpha-ness.
Maria, don't.
I was just trying to connect with you.
Oh.
Wow!
Wow. This neighborhood is unbelievable.
Right? It's almost like
we're not even in Mexico.
Imagine if I really
did become a huge singer
and Tony and I could
afford a place here.
Imagine if all three of us could.
That's why I booked
you this studio time.
With the right man guiding you
all your dreams can come true.
Yay!
Wow, this is so pro.
Yeah, this, uh, used to
be my parents' bedroom
and now it's a recording
studio. It's really cool.
It's got everything you
need to make an album.
It's got pro tools with two farm cards,
autotone monitors with dbx compressors.
This is my sound tech, estrella.
How are you, man?
Shh. It's okay.
And right here we have, uh, two booths.
It's got everything you need, you know,
like computers, candles.
Oh, it's... it's wonderful.
Thank you so much, Sebastian.
You're welcome.
And thank me too. Heh.
So listen, is there
anything that I could, uh...
I can hear or listen to that, uh...
Uh, I have some sketches.
I was working on something
the other night, but...
Do it. You should unleash on him.
Show him what you're working with.
Okay, well, so here I go.
* I'm lying here
watching the stars *
*wishing I was very far from here*
* he's lying next to me
and he's fast asleep *
* if he could only disappear *
Mm.
* Oh, God I feel so alone here *
* I wanna be free *
* I wanna be by myself
by myself, by myself *
* I wanna be by myself
by myself, by myself *
that's it. That's it. That's it.
I don't even would need
to hear nothing else.
That's the single right there.
Maybe we should hear a few other things.
Maybe a song about how
a new dude's in your life
and turned your life around.
Maybe something like that.
No, that's gonna pop off the
speakers. That right there.
Can we just try? Can
we, does it hurt to try?
That might be what you're responding to
is kind of the tempo and
***, but it's more like:
* be with someone
who's changing your life *
*and of course your son's too*
you know, like something
that's more in that vein.
Okay. Um, I'll try it. I'll try it.
Um, okay, it's... okay.
* I wanna try with someone * mm-hm.
* Make my life... *
* better *
* I wanna be with someone
that change my life *
* with my son for the better *
it kind of pops. It kind
of pops. That has a pop.
The wording is a little off.
See, the other one made me happy.
I'm not trying to be the one
who doesn't like the song,
- because I know this is...
- So you like it?
But I don't like
it. But if you guys like it
then let's go with this one.
Who knows? Maybe it'll
end up being a b-side.
Okay. Who knows?
come
see Kenny *** powers
tonight at charros stadium.
He's the hombre ***,
not the white flame.
He's not scary like
the Negroes in America,
unless you're the competition,
then he'll strike you out
and *** all over your face.
Come worship the big ***
American at charros stadium.
And hopefully he'll
impregnate all the women here
so we will have a new
generation of Kenny Powerses.
Señor?
What?
They're ready for you.
Make 'em wait.
But I think they're
really, really ready.
I said, make 'em wait.
It's good for 'em.
I'm good. Let's do this ***.
la flama blanca!
La flama blanca.
La flama blanca! La flama blanca!
La flama blanca!
Son of a ***.
Come on, get on your *** feet.
I see you.
Who wants
beer? Ha-ha-ha!
You're Mexican. You
all want *** beer.
Yeah, that's right.
Let's get your *** up.
Cheer for me, people. Come on, now.
What the *** are you doing, Kenny?
Man, come on, I'm just having some fun.
Get that *** off the field.
They *** love this, man.
I'm out?
He wants me out.
He wants me out.
You're costing us a game, man.
They don't like a show in Mexico, huh?
You guys like a *** show, huh?
*** you. You poor sport.
Take a beer and shut the *** up.
* I'm laying here *
* watching the stars *
* wishing I was very far from here *
* he's laying next to
me and he's fast asleep *
* if he would only disappear *
* I wanna be by myself
by myself, by myself *
* I wanna be by myself *
* by
myself, by myself *
* I wanna be by myself
by myself, by myself *
* I wanna be by myself
by myself, by myself *
Sebastian, can you lower
that high-hat a little bit?
High-hat. Down. A little.
I thought it sounded pretty good.
It's overpowering the
hook so let's just drop it
a few dbs please. Thank you.
* He wants to ride
me and control me *
maybe just a smidgen lower. Just...
* He's Mr. big top
but I don't care *
mm. Maybe just a little lower.
* I am known as a passionate woman *
Mm. That's perfect. Let's
lock that into the memory bank.
Oh, yeah, it's perfect?
It sounds like half
the band *** quit.
What the *** are
you laughing at, estrella?
It's not funny to bury
vida's wonderful vocals
under your weak-*** samples, Sebastian.
I think Sebastian has very good samples.
I think you should trust him a bit more.
Why are you all trying to make me out
like I'm Eric Roberts in star 80?
I'm not the one who's
*** possessed here.
I'm trying to make a good album.
I don't even know who
*** Eric Roberts is.
Yeah, of course you don't.
*** best of the best, you ***.
What?
Um, can I talk to you outside?
Don't mess with my presets,
all right? I will check them.
What are you doing in there?
What are you talking about?
I'm trying to make the album better.
You can't yell at Sebastian like that.
He's doing us a huge favor
and he's doing it for free.
I see what the problem is here.
It's a classic case
of me believing in you
more than you're believing in you.
You gotta trust your producer.
With your talent and my connections,
there is no reason in the world
why this can't go to number one.
Then everybody will know
that Kenny powers' new
girlfriend is a huge pop star.
This is just going too fast.
Um, Kenny...
***!
I just figured out exactly what
the track's missing. Hold up.
Mm-hm,
mm-hm.
*** remix.
*** remix.
Kenny powers' girlfriend.
Kenny powers' girlfriend's song.
I like to butt-*** fine ladies.
Will I choke hold a ***? Well, maybe.
Mm-hm,
mm-hm.
What the ***?
No!
I need a personal
conference with his majesty.
Please exito, assistante. Go.
What do you think you're
doing? This is my office.
What the do you think you're doing?
Why am I not playing? I told
you if you wanted to play
you were gonna have to get serious.
You chose to ride a donkey instead.
Roger, the donkey brought
the whole *** house down.
Excuse me for *** giving
the fans what they're asking for.
Kenny, I was rooting for you.
I was hoping you were
gonna turn things around
but at your core, you don't give a ***.
That's where you're wrong
because I do give a ***.
I mean, how the *** do you
expect me to make a comeback
from the *** bench?
By learning, by practicing.
Not by shucking and jiving
all over the *** field.
You racist ***.
Racist! What...? What
are you talking about?
Showing this jive turkey *** to me!
You gonna talk this
jive turkey *** to me!
Racism, Roger.
You wanna sit me out, then fine.
But all I'm saying is you
better get the *** riot gear
because you, my friend, have invited
a *** revolution.
Revolution?
*** believe it.
Hey, Kenny.
Hey, Kenny, where you going?
Hey, hit me up with the ball.
Yeah.
***.
You mom's really staying
out late tonight, huh?
She stays out past
this time every night.
Till the break of dawn
style. Yeah, I hear you.
But I bet she doesn't do that
too much now, though, huh,
since I'm around?
She did it last night.
Last night? Yeah.
She was at the studio.
Uh-uh. Not on my watch.
No work is done at the
studio when I'm not there.
Well, she was there last night.
Hm.
Here we are.
All right, Tony.
If we're about to walk
in on what I think,
I'm about to show you how not
to have a creative collaboration.
I just hope Sebastian
hasn't talked your mom out of
giving me that ***
executive producer credit.
Oh my, God. So unprofessional.
Unbelievable.
Oh, ***! ***!
What the ***, vida?
Close the door, Kenny!
Why, Sebastian? So you can
finish eating her ***?
Oh, vida. Why would you do this to me?
I thought you were the
*** with the heart of gold.
Instead you're just a ***
with a regular old ***'s heart.
You don't understand, Kenny.
I need vida, man.
She can fix me.
Oh, yeah? See if she can fix this.
There he is.
No! No!
* It makes you feel so bad *
* when you're down and out *
* and you've lost
everything you had *
you wanna be by yourself?
You wanna be *** by yourself?
*It makes you feel like crying *
by your *** self!
*And you feel like you wanna die *
Put that down! No!
* Feeling all the way down *
* find yourself a friend *
* and bring him into your life *
***! *** it!
Oh, my God!
What, am I the only person
not *** something tonight?
Ugh. What the ***, Stevie?
Why didn't you knock?
Why the *** am I gonna
knock? This is my house.
Because there was a towel on the door
and that's the international symbol
that someone's getting
laid and that was me, dawg.
"Me, dawg!"
Who the *** told you
to get laid, Stevie?
You're on the clock, man.
You're on a very important mission.
You're *** around.
Well, I didn't... Out, go!
Sorry, leave.
Maria, will you go wait outside?
Go. Scamper. Adios. Andale. Andale.
You can go. It's okay.
Exito the *** houseo now.
What is she, your
girlfriend or something, man?
Well, yeah. Kind of.
Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope.
She's not her girlfriend.
Break up with her.
Are you kidding?
Stevie, you're on *** black ops.
There are no girlfriends in black ops.
Aren't you dating vida?
No, I'm not. I dumped her.
And if I had the strength to
dump vida then you sure as hell
have the strength to
dump Maria's stupid ***.
Kenny,
I will break up with her if you want
because that is how much you mean to me,
but please don't make me do this, okay?
I am begging you.
That is my first *** girlfriend.
So *** please.
I can't allow that wish.
I'm sorry. Dump the ***.
Dump the ***.
Maria?
Maria.
Ow! Maria...
Maria.
Who ordered the ***? Hoo-hoo!
Pizza and ***!
Who's winning? Oh, we are.
That's a big surprise.
Where are you going?
Roger, shh! You don't have to do this.
Coming to party. Stay back here.
Get the *** off me, Roger.
Hey!
Kenny, you don't have to do this.
They want this, Roger. Yeah!
Let's talk about it.
Let's talk about this. Come on, Kenny.
Quiet, Roger.
Kenny!
U.S.A.!
What up?
Get the *** out of here, man.
Hey, everybody!
It's your favorite American!
Yeah!
I got something for you.
I'm about to pop out a baby.
Oh, it's a soccer ball! Hey!
You don't have to do
this, Kenny. Come on.
Who likes *** soccer?
Come on, Kenny.
Take it off the field.
I don't like soccer at all.
Come on, give me that mitt.
Let me shoot something else.
Oh, here we go.
You wanna say something?
Don't think so.
Hey, back up.
Put it down, Kenny.
***, back up.
You think I'm gonna
hurt... Get the *** back.
I'm not gonna hurt anybody.
I'm just *** playing around.
I'm doing a little *** dance show.
No, this is for the fans, man.
This is for the fa. Whoo! For the fans.
She got it. She got it.
Whoo!
Hey, Kenny.
Come on, Kenny.
I quit, Roger!
I *** quit!
Take it easy. Take it easy.
Hey, brother, you
don't look so good, man.
Can't believe I opened
up my heart to that ***.
Opened it wide up.
She just squatted with
that big beautiful ***
and dumped all over it.
I'm sorry to hear that, brother.
Yeah, me too.
You'll meet another girl, my friend.
But what if I don't, Catuey?
Kenny?
I need to talk to you.
Stevie, I'm having an
emotional crisis right now.
I don't wanna talk to you
about your stupid girlfriend.
I found Eduardo Sanchez.
***.
He's a hundred miles east of
here in a town called pachuce.
He's the only ***
around with that name.
Quien es Eduardo?
Maybe it's time to find out.
Is that him?
I can't tell.
Excuse me.
Excuse me.
Sir?
Are you Eduardo Sanchez?
Depends on who's asking.
Well, hello, Kenny.
Hello, pop.
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