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>> WE'RE STILL FRIENDS.
>> NO, WE'RE NOT FRIENDS.
I'M YOUR WIFE.
>> THAT'S LIZ'S ATTORNEY.
SHE'S SUING ME FOR DIVORCE.
JUST CALM DOWN!
>> YOU KNOW WHAT'LL CALM ME
DOWN?
A BOAT--YOURS.
>> SEAN McNAMARA, WILL YOU MARRY
ME?
>> YES.
>> WHAT IS GOING ON WITH YOU?
>> I HAVEN'T BEEN ABLE TO SLEEP.
>> SEAN.
SEAN?
SEAN!
SEAN, WAKE UP!
WAKE UP, SEAN!
***.
CHRISTIAN!
CHRISTIAN!
CHRISTIAN!
CHRISTIAN, GET UP!
>> WHAT HAPPENED?
>> I DON'T KNOW.
I WOKE UP, AND HE WAS LIKE THIS.
>> SEAN.
SEAN!
CALL 911. GO.
JESUS.
JESUS.
COME ON.
DID YOU SEE HIM TAKE THOSE
PILLS?
>> NO, I DIDN'T.
I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW.
>> WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO PUMP HIS
STOMACH.
>> PARAMEDICS ARE COMING.
>> NO, WE DON'T HAVE TIME FOR
THAT, ALL RIGHT?
JUST MAINTAIN HIS AIRWAY.
>> COME ON, SEAN.
COME ON, SEAN.
>> HOLD HIS MOUTH.
KEEP IT OPEN.
OK?
>> OK.
>> [COUGHING]
>> HE WAS ALREADY GIVEN A
GASTRIC LEVAGE.
WHAT THE HELL IS TAKING SO LONG?
>> CHRISTIAN, IT'S ONLY BEEN 10
MINUTES.
>> DID I ASK YOU?
>> LOOK. I AM AS WORRIED ABOUT
HIM AS YOU ARE.
>> REALLY, SWEETHEART?
IS THAT WHY YOU GAVE HIM
PRESCRIPTION SLEEPING PILLS?
>> I GAVE HIM A PRESCRIPTION
BECAUSE HE COULDN'T SLEEP.
HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW HE'D
ABUSE IT?
>> DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT
KIND OF STRESS HE'S BEEN UNDER?
DO YOU?
>> I THOUGHT THAT WAS JUST HIM.
>> OH, BEAUTIFUL.
THAT'S WHY HE'S LIVING THE
LIFESTYLES OF THE RICH AND
FAMOUS WITH YOU AND TRYING TO
PAY CHILD SUPPORT AND TRYING TO
KEEP THE BUSINESS FROM GOING
UNDER.
[SIGH]
>> HE TOLD ME YOU WERE PURPOSELY
CUTTING BACK.
>> WE DID AN INFOMERCIAL FOR
VAGINAL REJUVENATION, FOR GOD'S
SAKE.
WE GOT ANOTHER SURGEON IN SO
THAT WE COULD GET AN EXTRA 10%.
ARE YOU BLIND?
HE'S HANGING ON BY A THREAD.
SOMETHING MUST HAVE HAPPENED.
>> I PROPOSED TO HIM.
>> YOU WHAT?
>> I PROPOSED TO HIM.
>> OH, GEE, NO PRESSURE THERE.
AHEM.
MISS.
COME ON, HELP ME OUT HERE.
♪ AH
MAKE ME BEAUTIFUL
MAKE ME A PERFECT SOUL
A PERFECT MIND, A PERFECT FACE
A PERFECT LIFE ♪
>> YOU KNOW WHAT?
YOU CAN GET SOME REST.
I CAN TAKE CARE OF THIS CONSULT.
>> I'M FINE.
YOU'RE BLOWING THE WHOLE THING
OUT OF PROPORTION.
I TOOK ONE SLEEPING PILL, I
STILL COULDN'T SLEEP, SO I TOOK
ANOTHER ONE, THAT'S ALL.
IT COULD HAVE HAPPENED TO
ANYBODY.
>> ANYBODY WHO WASHES PILLS DOWN
WITH A FIFTH OF GLEN KELLA.
>> I SAID I'M FINE.
LET'S DROP IT.
TELL US WHAT YOU DON'T LIKE
ABOUT YOURSELF, JARED.
>> MY NAME'S ENIGMA.
>> JARED CHOSE THAT NAME BECAUSE
HE SAYS IT EXPRESSES HOW HE
FEELS, AND IT'S PRETTY
DESCRIPTIVE FOR US, TOO.
>> WELL, TELL US ABOUT YOUR
SCARIFICATION.
>> SKIN WAS PROFESSIONALLY
REMOVED BY A SCALPEL.
LASERS WON'T FIX THESE.
>> WE SHOULD BE ABLE TO REMOVE
THEM WITH SKIN GRAFTS OR
Z-PLASTY INCISIONS.
>> OH, THANK GOD.
WELL, THAT'S A START.
TURN AROUND, JARED.
SHOW THE DOCTORS WHAT ELSE
YOU'VE DONE.
PLEASE TURN AROUND, ENIGMA.
CAN YOU DO ANYTHING ABOUT THAT
HORRIBLE THING, DOCTORS?
>> IT LOOKS LIKE IT WAS WELL
DONE, MEANING ALL THE INK IS AT
THE SAME LEVEL.
IT MAKES LASER REMOVAL MUCH
EASIER.
>> IT SHOULD TAKE ABOUT 6 TO 8
TREATMENTS, AND AFTER THAT, WITH
THE HAIR REGROWING, IT SHOULD BE
UNNOTICEABLE.
>> OH.
>> ENIGMA, DO YOU WANT THESE
PROCEDURES?
>> NO.
THE WAY I LOOK IS THE WAY I FEEL
INSIDE.
I DON'T WANT TO CHANGE A THING.
>> WELL, I'M SORRY, MR. AND MRS.
McCLOUD, BUT IF YOUR SON DOESN'T
WANT THESE REMOVED, YOU CAN'T
FORCE HIM TO, EVEN THOUGH HE IS
A MINOR.
>> WE'RE FULLY AWARE OF THAT,
DR. TROY.
I'M A CRIMINAL ATTORNEY.
BUT ENIGMA, GARTH, AND I HAVE A
CONTRACT.
IT'S SOMETHING THAT WE ALL
AGREED UPON.
>> THEY AGREED TO SEND ME TO
MILITARY SCHOOL IF I DON'T HAVE
THEM REMOVED.
>> DON'T MAKE IT SOUND SO
ONE-SIDED, SON.
WE AGREED TO LET YOU LISTEN TO
THE MUSIC THAT YOU LIKE.
I SAID THAT I WOULD CALL YOU
ENIGMA UNTIL YOUR 18th BIRTHDAY.
>> I WISH YOU WOULD HAVE ABORTED
ME.
>> WE DON'T KNOW WHY THIS
HAPPENED.
ALL HIS LIFE, HE'S BEEN
ATTRACTED TO THE DARKER SIDE OF
HIS PERSONALITY.
HE'S--HE'S
BEEN THIS WAY SINCE HE WAS A
SMALL CHILD.
>> WE TRIED TO GO ALONG FOR A
WHILE, BUT CARVING THE SIGN OF
THE DEVIL INTO YOUR FOREHEAD IS
GOING TOO FAR.
HIS DARKNESS IS DESTROYING OUR
FAMILY.
>> ONE SET CRYSTAL TUMBLERS WITH
DECANTER.
DO YOU THINK THIS TRIM HERE IS
SOLID GOLD?
>> OF COURSE IT IS, FOOL!
GET YOUR GRUBBY FINGERPRINTS OFF
IT.
WHAT THE HELL'S GOING ON?
>> YOU HAVE IGNORED ALL OF MY
REQUESTS FOR AN ITEMIZED ACCOUNT
OF EVERYTHING ON THIS--
>> DON'T YOU TOUCH IT!
SO YOU BOARD HER ILLEGALLY.
>> NOT ILLEGALLY, BY COURT
ORDER.
>> GET THAT AWAY FROM ME.
>> WHERE CAN I FIND THE KEYS TO
THE STATEROOM?
>> 50 FEET THAT WAY, MY FRIEND.
WHO ARE YOU?
I DON'T EVEN RECOGNIZE YOU.
LOOK.
I TRIED TO BE EMPATHETIC, I'VE
TRIED TO BE UNDERSTANDING AND
KIND, BUT YOU COULD GIVE A ***.
FINE, YOU WANT TO WALLOW IN YOUR
MISERY, YOU WANT TO MAKE ME THE
BOGEYMAN, THAT'S FINE, ALL
RIGHT?
JUST DON'T TAKE MY BOAT!
>> OH, NO.
I KNOW HOW IMPORTANT THIS THING
IS TO YOU.
IT REPRESENTS THE BEGINNING OF
YOUR NEW LIFE, A NEW LIFE THAT I
WAS NOT INVITED TO BE PART OF.
YOU KNOW, I DON'T EVEN LIKE
BOATS.
SO YOU KNOW WHAT?
I THINK I'M GONNA BURN IT, LIKE
A GIANT FUNERAL PYRE
COMMEMORATING THE DEATH OF OUR
MARRIAGE.
BUT FIRST, I'M GONNA HAVE ALL MY
LESBIAN FRIENDS COME, AND WE'RE
GONNA HAVE A BIG BASH, AND WE'RE
GONNA WEAR OUR BIKINIS AND RUB
EACH OTHER WITH COCONUT OIL AND
GIVE THIS PIECE OF *** THE
SENDOFF IT DESERVES!
YOU THINK WE COULD LAUNCH OUR
JET SKIS FROM HERE?
>> LIZZIE, YOU'RE ALL WET.
>> AAH!
>> I'M SORRY.
THAT WAS WAY OUT OF LINE.
>> I SAW IT.
I SAW HIM PUSH YOUR OVERBOARD.
I HOPE YOU HAVE A HIDDEN TRUST
FUND SOMEWHERE BECAUSE--
>> THIS IS NONE OF YOUR
BUSINESS, SPECS.
>> YOU'VE JUST LOST YOUR CASE,
ALL RIGHT?
I AM GONNA GO CALL MRS. TROY'S
LAWYER.
YOU CAN CONSIDER ME A WITNESS.
>> GIVE ME YOUR HAND.
>> I WANT TO THANK YOU.
I THANK YOU BECAUSE YOU KNOW
WHAT, CHRISTIAN?
NOW I'M GETTING IT ALL.
I AM GETTING THE BOAT, I'M
GETTING THE CAR, AND I'M GETTING
THE HOUSE!
OH, MY GOD!
AND THE ONLY THING THAT YOU'RE
EVER GONNA BE LEFT WITH IS A
TRUCKFUL OF REGRET AND YOUR BIG
***.
>> LIZ...
[SIGH]
JESUS.
[EXHALES]
BIG ***.
>> OW!
>> STAY STILL.
>> OW!
ARE WE DONE?
I HAVE TO PICK MY DAUGHTER UP
FROM DAY CARE.
>> WE ARE ALL DONE, AND YOU WILL
NEVER HAVE TO SEE ME AGAIN, FOR
YOUR MOUSTACHE, ANYWAYS.
OF COURSE, YOU MIGHT WANT TO
THINK ABOUT DOING YOUR BIKINI
LINE.
HOW OFTEN DO YOU WAX?
>> EXCUSE ME?
>> [SPEAKING VIETNAMESE]
>> WHAT'S SO FUNNY, YOU TWO?
>> NOTHING, KIMMIE.
WE SAY YOU ARE A GOOD
BUSINESSWOMAN.
>> THIS IS TEA TREE OIL.
I WANT YOU TO USE THIS TWICE A
DAY.
>> THANKS.
[DIONNE WARWICK'S "ANYONE
WHO HAD A HEART" PLAYING]
>> OK.
>> MANI-PEDI?
>> NO, I'M, UH, LOOKING FOR--
YOU HAVE AN ELECTROLYSIS PERSON?
KIMBER HENRY?
WOW.
>> WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
I'M BOOKED.
GO.
>> LOOK AT YOU, HUH?
FROM THE FIRST LADY OF *** TO
FRYING FOLLICLES ON VENTURA
BOULEVARD.
I MEAN, SWEETIE, YOU CAN'T MAKE
THAT *** UP.
>> THIS IS MY PLACE OF BUSINESS,
CHRISTIAN.
WHY ARE YOU HERE?
>> YOUR PLACE OF BUSINESS.
THIS IS ***.
YOU AND I BOTH KNOW THAT.
RIGHT?
I HAVE AN OFFER YOU CAN'T
REFUSE.
>> YEAH? WHAT'S THAT?
>> I WANT TO GET INTO YOUR
BUSINESS.
>> WHAT, LASER HAIR REMOVAL?
>> NO. DON'T BE STUPID.
SKIN FLICKS.
>> OH, STOP IT.
>> WHAT? I'M SERIOUS.
I MEAN, WE COULD COME UP WITH A
GREAT CONCEPT, YOU KNOW?
I MEAN, TURN IT INTO A SERIES OR
SOMETHING, RIGHT?
SERIOUSLY, COME UP WITH A--I
DON'T KNOW.
WHAT ABOUT ME BANGING YOU, YOU
KNOW, AND A BUNCH OF OTHER
CHICKS...WITH
A BAG ON MY HEAD SO NOBODY
RECOGNIZES ME.
I DID THAT WITH A CHICK ONCE,
YOU KNOW?
IT WAS VERY INTERESTING.
SHE WAS THE ONE THAT WORE THE
BAG, BUT...
>> YOU KNOW, I GET 3 OR 4 PHONE
CALLS A WEEK BEGGING ME TO MAKE
A COMEBACK.
THEY SAY, "WHATEVER YOU WANT,
KIMBER."
SO IF VIVID AND *** CAN'T PULL
ME BACK IN, CHRISTIAN, WHY IN
THE WORLD WOULD YOU THINK YOU
COULD?
>> WELL, AT LEAST YOU KNOW
SOMEBODY STILL WANTS YOU.
>> OH, AND THEY DO.
YOU KNOW, UH, JUST THIS MORNING,
I WAS PRESENTED WITH THIS
OPPORTUNITY TO LAUNCH MY OWN SEX
TOY LINE.
SO I'M STILL A GODDESS IN THIS
SORDID BUSINESS.
I JUST DON'T WANT TO DO IT.
>> SOUNDS GOOD. I'LL DO IT.
>> DO WHAT?
>> MAKE A MOLD OF MY ***.
>> OH, GOD.
>> NO, COME ON!
THINK ABOUT IT.
MAKE A MOLD OF LITTLE--LITTLE
CHRISTIAN, YOU KNOW.
WE'LL MARKET IT LIKE "KIMBER
HENRY'S FAVORITE LOVE BUDDY."
>> MMM.
>> RIGHT?
I MEAN, WHATEVER.
I MEAN, YOU KNOW, THAT'S YOUR
THING.
YOU KNOW?
THAT'S GOOD, RIGHT?
>> YEAH. YOU'RE CRAZY.
>> I'M NOT CRAZY.
DON'T TELL ME IT'S NOT THE
PRETTIEST THING YOU EVER SAW.
COME ON, PERFECT GIRTH, PERFECT
LENGTH.
WE CAN MAKE A SHITLOAD OF MONEY.
I DON'T KNOW IF YOU HEARD OR
NOT, BUT...
I'M GOING THROUGH A DIVORCE
RIGHT NOW, SO...
>> OH. WELL, I'M--I'M
REALLY SORRY TO HEAR THAT.
>> ♪ LOVE ME, TOO
YOU COULDN'T REALLY
HAVE A HEART... ♪
>> JUST THINK ABOUT IT.
>> ♪ LIKE YOU HURT ME
AND BE SO UNTRUE
ANYONE WHO HAD A HEART
WOULD LOVE ME, TOO
ANYONE WHO HAD A HEART
WOULD SURELY TAKE ME
IN HIS ARMS AND... ♪
♪ WHY WON'T YOU? ♪
[MUSIC STOPS]
>> HEY.
HOW COME YOU DIDN'T COME OVER
LAST NIGHT?
>> HOW COME YOU DIDN'T TELL ME
THAT YOU HAVE A DEATH WISH?
>> I DON'T. LOOK.
I MADE A MISTAKE.
I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN BETTER THAN
MIXING SLEEPING PILLS WITH
ALCOHOL.
I'M SORRY.
>> SO AM I.
>> WHAT FOR?
>> THERE IS NO TRUST HERE.
AND I CANNOT BUILD A
RELATIONSHIP ON A MOUNTAIN OF
***.
I THINK WE SHOULD JUST TAKE A
GIANT STEP BACK, PUT OUR
ENGAGEMENT ON HOLD.
CHRISTIAN TOLD ME EVERYTHING.
THE FACT THAT YOU THINK THAT I
CAN'T HANDLE YOUR BEING BROKE, I
MEAN--
>> I'M NOT BROKE.
>> NO?
>> I JUST DON'T HAVE THE CASH
FLOW RIGHT NOW.
I GUESS I FELT TOO EMBARRASSED
TO TELL YOU THAT.
YOU'RE GONNA BREAK OFF OUR
ENGAGEMENT OVER THIS?
>> I WISH YOU KNEW ME BETTER,
SEAN.
THINGS MEAN NOTHING TO ME.
HONESTY--THAT
MEANS EVERYTHING.
[DOOR OPENS AND CLOSES]
>> HEY.
I WAS JUST, UH, LOOKING FOR A
Q-TIP.
>> GIVE ME MY PILLS.
>> I DIDN'T TAKE YOUR ***
PILLS.
>> I SAID, GIVE ME MY PILLS, ALL
RIGHT?
I'M NOT GONNA WATCH YOU SABOTAGE
YOUR LIFE LIKE THIS.
IT'S ENOUGH I HAVE TO WATCH MY
SON DO IT.
GIVE THEM TO ME.
GIVE THEM TO ME, OR I WILL CALL
THE STATE AND HAVE THEM REVOKE
YOUR LICENSE TO PRESCRIBE.
>> I CAN'T SLEEP.
TEDDY JUST BROKE UP WITH ME.
>> YOUR INABILITY TO DEAL WITH
YOUR ANXIETY STARTED A LONG TIME
BEFORE TEDDY.
YOU'RE DANCING ON THE PRECIPICE
OF A BIG BLACK HOLE, MY FRIEND,
WHETHER YOU'D LIKE TO ADMIT IT
OR NOT.
I'LL JUST SEE YOU GO TO REHAB
BEFORE I WATCH YOU FALL IN.
I FIND ONE MORE PILL MISSING, I
MEAN ONE, FROM ME OR THE OFFICE,
AND I SWEAR TO YOU I WILL CALL
THE STATE BOARD AND THE DEA AND
HAVE YOU REPORTED, YOU
UNDERSTAND?
>> WHAT THE HELL IS SHE DOING
HERE?
I SPECIFICALLY REQUESTED TEDDY
FOR ALL OF MY SURGERIES.
>> TOUGH ***, CHRISTIAN.
SHE ASKED IF I COULD COVER, AND
I SAID THAT I COULD.
I HEARD YOU AND TEDDY BROKE UP,
SEAN.
SORRY.
>> SO AM I.
>> COME ON, LET'S GET THIS OVER
WITH.
"THE ONLY LIGHT IS DARKNESS."
WOW.
THIS KID'S A BOWL OF SMILES,
ISN'T HE?
>> LOOKS LIKE HE JUST CARVED IT.
>> 15 BLADE, LINDA.
>> ♪ ALL AROUND ME
ARE FAMILIAR FACES
WORN-OUT PLACES, WORN-OUT FACES
BRIGHT AND EARLY
FOR THE DAILY RACES
GOING NOWHERE, GOING NOWHERE
AND I FIND IT KIND OF FUNNY
I FIND IT KIND OF SAD
THE DREAMS IN WHICH I'M DYING
ARE THE BEST I'VE EVER HAD
I FIND IT HARD TO TELL YOU
I FIND IT HARD TO TAKE
PEOPLE RUNNING CIRCLES
IT'S A VERY, VERY MAD WORLD
MAD WORLD
MAD WORLD ♪
["WISHING AND HOPING" BY DUSTY
SPRINGFIELD PLAYING]
>> I GET 50% OF THE PROFITS, OK?
>> FINE.
>> IF YOU'RE GONNA DRAG ME
THROUGH THE MUD AGAIN, I MIGHT
AS WELL GET RICH DOING IT.
AND, UH, I NEED TO START A
COLLEGE FUND FOR JENNA.
>> FINE. JUST DO IT.
>> ♪ YOU CAN SHARE
ALL YOU GOT TO DO... ♪
>> RUB A THICK COATING OF THIS
ALL OVER YOUR GENITALS AND MAKE
YOURSELF HARD.
>> CAN YOU GIVE ME A HAND?
>> CHRISTIAN, DO IT.
>> GEE.
>> ♪ SHOW HIM THAT YOU CARE
JUST FOR HIM
DO THE THINGS
HE LIKES TO DO
WEAR YOUR HAIR JUST FOR HIM
GIRL...♪
>> COME ON, BABY, CAN YOU GIVE
ME A HAND HERE?
>> NOT AFTER WHAT YOU'VE PUT ME
THROUGH.
>> COME ON, GIVE ME--JUST--JUST
LET ME--LET
ME TOUCH THOSE PRETTY BABIES.
COME ON.
OH, THAT'S GOOD.
YEAH.
OH.
THAT'S IT.
>> ♪ SO IF YOU'RE THINKING
OF HOW GREAT TRUE LOVE IS
ALL YOU GOT TO DO IS HOLD HIM
AND KISS HIM AND SQUEEZE HIM
AND LOVE HIM, YEAH
JUST DO IT... ♪
>> GOD! GOD! GOD!
QUICK! COME ON, HURRY UP.
POUR THE MOLD BEFORE I LOSE MY
WOOD.
AHEM.
COME ON!
>> OK.
LAY BACK.
>> BEFORE I LOSE THE ***!
ALL RIGHT!
HOW LONG DOES THIS TAKE TO SET?
>> 20 MINUTES.
>> WHAT? 20 MINUTES?
>> JUST THINK OF ME.
>> OH! NO WAY, SWEETIE.
I'LL PROBABLY BE THINKING ABOUT
HOW MUCH MONEY I'LL MAKE.
>> THE FOOD SUCKS.
AND THEY USE DISHWATER FOR THE
COFFEE.
YOU'RE BETTER OFF JUST EATING
THE ACTUAL MENU.
TROUBLE SLEEPING?
YOU SEE THAT GUY?
TRUCK SALESMAN.
HE GOT LAID OFF.
HAD TO CASH IN HIS 401(k).
NOW HE'S BROKE.
THAT ONE?
FAILED HER MCATs
3 TIMES, THINKS SHE'S NEVER
GONNA BE A DOCTOR.
THAT POOR ***?
LOST HIS HOUSE IN A FIRE, DIDN'T
HAVE INSURANCE.
>> OK. WHAT ABOUT YOU?
WHAT'S YOUR STORY?
>> FIANCE DUMPED ME...HARD.
YOU?
>> SOMETHING SIMILAR AND THEN
SOME.
>> VIVIEN.
>> SEAN.
>> YOU DECIDED YET?
>> HE'S NOT HUNGRY.
>> VIVIEN, YOU CAN'T KEEP
TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THE FOOD.
I NEED THE TIPS.
OH, GOD.
>> SHE'S SUCH A ***.
>> ACTUALLY, I DID WANT TO EAT.
>> YEAH, BUT I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE
REALLY HUNGRY FOR.
SLEEP.
COME WITH ME, I'LL SHOW YOU
WHERE YOU CAN GET SOME.
[SAW WHIRRING]
>> WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.
CAREFUL THERE, BUDDY BOY.
I DON'T THINK YOU REALIZE HOW
BIG IT IS.
>> NOT EVEN CLOSE, MILTON BERLE.
JUST TRY AND RELAX.
>> AAH!
IT'S PULLING MY PUBES.
>> WHY'D YOU WANT A MOLD OF HIS
***, ANYWAY?
SO YOU DON'T GET LONELY WHEN HE
GOES OUT OF TOWN?
>> I'M NOT DATING KIMBER, ALL
RIGHT, MIKE?
KIMBER IS THE MOTHER OF MY
GRANDDAUGHTER.
I KNOW THAT'S HARD TO BELIEVE
SINCE I'M SO GOOD-LOOKING,
BUT, ANYWAY, SHE'S GOT SOME
MONEY PROBLEMS, AND I HAVE THIS
FANTASTIC ATTRIBUTE, SO I'M
HELPING HER OUT.
WE'RE GONNA MAKE MILLIONS ON
THIS THING, RIGHT?
>> MMM.
ACTUALLY, HE'S THE ONE WITH THE
MONEY PROBLEMS. HE CAME TO ME
HERE.
>> THANK YOU.
>> I HAVE TO TELL YOU, I'VE
ALWAYS BEEN A BIG FAN OF YOUR
WORK.
>> OH, JESUS.
GET THIS OFF MY ***, WOULD YOU?
>> ALL RIGHT.
>> OHH.
>> ALL RIGHT.
>> OH, THANK GOD.
WHEW.
>> THAT'S IT?
SO THAT'S WHAT THE BIG FUSS IS
ABOUT?
>> LIKE YOU'VE EVER SEEN BIGGER?
[CHUCKLES]
>> I GOT TO GO.
LOOK.
YOU'RE GONNA WANT TO SOAK IT FOR
A WHILE, BUT YOU'LL BE FINE.
>> THANKS, DOC.
>> HOPE TO SEE YOU SOON, KIMBER.
>> NICE SEEING YOU, MIKE.
>> OH, FOR CHRIST'S SAKES, SNAP
YOURSELF OUT OF IT, WOULD YOU?
AS IF MIKE WOULD DATE AN OLD
LEATHER SHOE LIKE YOU.
>> WHATEVER, CHRISTIAN.
>> SO, UH, WE'LL DO THIS AGAIN
TOMORROW NIGHT, RIGHT?
YEAH?
I PROMISE I'LL SHAVE BETTER.
>> NO.
>> NO?
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
COME ON, WE'RE GONNA MAKE A PILE
OF MONEY OUT OF THIS THING.
WE'RE A GREAT TEAM.
THINK OF JENNA.
OK. SO...TOMORROW
NIGHT AT 9:00?
>> I FIND THIS PLACE VERY
RELAXING.
>> YOU FIND IT RELAXING TO BE
AROUND HUMAN SUFFERING?
>> WE'RE ALL SUFFERING, SEAN.
IT'S JUST THAT THESE PEOPLE
CAN'T HIDE IT.
WATCHING THEM BLEED MAKES ME
FEEL LESS...ALONE.
WHAT DO YOU THINK HAPPENED TO
THAT GUY?
>> AH...SPINAL
CORD INJURY, PROBABLY FROM A CAR
ACCIDENT.
>> HOW DO YOU KNOW?
>> HE HAS A COMPOUND FRACTURE OF
HIS FEMUR, AND HE'S NOT
SQUIRMING IN PAIN.
>> YOU A DOCTOR OR SOMETHING?
>> PLASTIC SURGEON.
>> NICE.
>> YEAH.
>> HIM?
>> UM...
UH, BROKE HIS HAND.
UM, PRETTY BADLY, FROM THE LOOKS
OF THE SWELLING.
>> TELL ME MORE.
TELL ME WHAT...BONES
HE'S BROKEN.
>> THE--THE
METACARPALS, THE MIDDLE
PHALANGES.
POSSIBLE THAT HE PUNCHED
SOMEONE.
IT WOULD NOT BE UNCOMMON FOR HIM
TO BREAK THE SCAPHOID AS WELL.
>> HIM?
>> HE HAS LUNG CANCER.
STAGE 3.
I DON'T THINK HE'S GONNA LIVE
THROUGH THE NIGHT.
SO THIS IS WHAT YOU DO?
YOU GET OFF IN THE E.R.,
AND IT PUTS YOU TO SLEEP?
>> I COME FOR THE OXYCONTIN.
TWO OF THOSE LITTLE SWEETHEARTS,
AND I'M IN SNOOZE CITY.
>> HMM.
>> BUT NOW THAT I'VE MET YOU...
>> NO. I CAN'T.
IT'S A SCHEDULE II CONTROLLED
SUBSTANCE.
IF I ABUSE MY POWER, I GET MY
LICENSE STRIPPED.
>> BUMMER.
>> SO YOU JUST FAKE BEING SICK?
>> YEAH. I TRIED.
THEY SEE RIGHT THROUGH THAT.
>> SO THEN HOW DO YOU GET THEM?
>> LIKE THIS.
>> JESUS!
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
[SIREN]
>> DOCTOR MAN.
WHAT ARE YOU STILL DOING HERE?
YOU MUST REALLY LIKE ME.
>> I WANT MY CUT.
HEY, HEY.
GIVE ME HALF THE PILLS, OR I'M
GONNA MARCH IN THERE AND TELL
THEM ABOUT YOUR SCAM.
YOU MIGHT SLEEP WELL TONIGHT,
BUT GOOD LUCK GETTING ANY MORE
PILLS OUT OF THEM.
>> I THINK I MIGHT HAVE HIT A
NERVE WHEN I FORKED MYSELF.
>> YEAH.
YEAH.
YOU CERTAINLY FRAYED THE MUSCLE
TISSUE, AND WHOEVER STITCHED YOU
UP BELONGS IN A BUTCHER SHOP.
I ASSUME YOU DON'T HAVE ANY
INSURANCE.
>> DO YOUR PLASTIC SURGEON
THING, AND THE PILLS ARE ALL
YOURS.
>> DEAL.
>> SO, ARE WE READY TO SEE SOME
NICE, CLEAN SKIN?
>> YEAH.
>> LET'S TAKE A LOOK.
JUST GONNA TAKE THE BANDAGES
OFF, OK?
IT MIGHT BE A LITTLE TENDER.
>> WE'VE GOT OUR SON BACK.
>> WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE THE
RESULTS?
>> YEAH.
>> WHAT DO YOU THINK, ENIGMA?
>> AH...I--I
FEEL A LIGHTNESS.
I FEEL LIKE DEATH AND HATE
AREN'T STARING BACK AT ME FOR
THE FIRST TIME IN A WHILE.
I THINK ENIGMA'S DEAD.
MY NAME'S JARED.
>> DO YOU REALLY HAVE TO PUT ME
OUT?
>> UNLESS YOU ENJOY EXCRUCIATING
PAIN, IN WHICH CASE I'LL HAPPILY
LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE.
>> DON'T WORRY ABOUT TEDDY.
I'LL BE THE ONE DOING ALL THE
HEAVY LIFTING.
JUST LAY DOWN AND GET
COMFORTABLE.
>> SO HOW'D YOU SLEEP LAST
NIGHT?
>> LIKE A BABY AFTER A WARM
BOTTLE.
>> MMM. ME, TOO.
I'M GLAD YOU TRUSTED ME.
>> PLEASE NAME AS MANY U.S.
PRESIDENTS AS YOU CAN FOR ME.
>> BUSH.
NIXON.
BUSH.
>> DR. McNAMARA, SHE'S ALL
YOURS.
BUT THEN, I SUPPOSE YOU KNEW
THAT ALREADY.
>> WHEN WE'RE DONE HERE, I WANT
YOU TO PACK YOUR THINGS AND GO.
>> YOU'RE FIRING ME?
>> IT SUCKS GETTING DUMPED,
DOESN'T IT?
EXCEPT I'LL BE A GENTLEMAN ABOUT
IT, GIVE YOU TWO WEEKS'
SEVERANCE.
>> I'D RATHER GET THE RING I
GAVE YOU BACK.
IT'S WORTH MORE.
>> IT'S IN MY OFFICE.
IF YOU LEAVE YOUR KEY ON MY
DESK, YOU CAN HAVE IT BACK.
>> TEDDY.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN SEAN'S
OFFICE?
>> OH.
UM...JUST
PICKING UP THE RING THAT I GAVE
HIM.
KIND OF A CLOSURE.
IF ONLY IT WERE THAT EASY,
RIGHT?
>> THE ONLY POSSIBLE CLOSURE I
COULD HAVE WITH CHRISTIAN WOULD
LAND ME IN A MAXIMUM-SECURITY
PRISON.
>> I JUST LOVE HIM SO MUCH.
YOU KNOW?
I JUST...I DO.
I'LL BE FINE.
UM, PLEASE DON'T TELL HIM YOU
SAW ME LIKE THIS, OK?
I'D REALLY RATHER HE DIDN'T
KNOW.
>> NO WORRIES.
>> OK, KIMBER HENRY.
MY *** IS IN YOUR HANDS.
HEH HEH HEH!
DON'T BLOW IT.
AH!
AT LEAST SHE KNOWS HOW.
>> YOU SAD, SAD GIRL.
>> EXCUSE ME?
>> TALK ABOUT A SUCKER.
HE DANGLES HIS *** RIGHT IN
FRONT OF YOU, AND YOU'RE DOWN ON
YOUR KNEES.
OH!
WHAT'S THIS?
OH, THAT'S RIGHT--LEGAL
FEES.
>> GIVE ME BACK CHRISTIAN'S
***.
>> DON'T YOU DARE.
YOU HAVE NOT LEARNED A THING.
>> OHH.
YOU SOUND LIKE THE BITTER,
SPITEFUL, JILTED EX-WIFE
YOU ARE.
>> YOU ARE SUCH A LOSER, KIMBER.
YOU THINK YOU CAN MAKE HIM
CHANGE?
I HAVE SEEN HIM TREAT YOU LIKE
***.
HE TRADED YOUR *** IN FOR A
*** CAR.
WHAT'S IT GONNA TAKE FOR YOU TO
REALIZE WHAT YOU'RE DEALING
WITH?
>> YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHO HE IS,
LIZ.
YOU NEVER HAVE.
THAT'S WHY YOU UP THERE SAYING
THOSE VOWS AT AN ALTAR WAS A
JOKE.
THAT'S WHY I LEFT.
>> YOU'RE A JOKE, KIMBER, AND
THE REASON YOU HAD TO LEAVE WAS
BECAUSE YOU WEREN'T STANDING UP
THERE.
AND IF YOU THINK CASHING IN ON
HIS *** IS GONNA MAKE THAT
DREAM COME TRUE, THEN YOU
HAVEN'T LEARNED ANYTHING IN ALL
THESE YEARS, AND I THINK THAT
THAT IS SO UNBEARABLY PATHETIC.
YOU THINK THAT YOU CAN WIPE OUT
HIS DARKNESS WITH YOUR LOVE?
YOU CAN'T, AND YOU KNOW WHY?
BECAUSE UNDERNEATH THAT
DARKNESS, THERE'S NOTHING THERE.
I DESERVE BETTER THAN THAT.
I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU.
>> WHY DON'T YOU JUST GO AHEAD
AND KISS HIM?
>> I'M ALWAYS LOOKING FOR
BALANCE.
MY PECS ARE LAGGING, I JUST HIT
IT HARDER IN THE GYM NEXT TIME.
>> FASCINATING.
[SPLASH]
>> DAMN, HATE IT WHEN THAT
HAPPENS.
THE WATER IS COLD.
>> HEY, HEY!
>> HEY, THERE'S THE GUY I'M
LOOKING FOR.
>> UH-HUH.
>> CHECK OUT THESE NUMBERS.
>> OK.
>> THE DISTRIBUTOR PUT THE
KIMBER HENRY LOVE ROCKET INTO 30
STORES IN THE LOS ANGELES/SAN
FRANCISCO MARKETS TWO DAYS AGO.
WELL, THEY'VE ALREADY SOLD OUT,
MM-HMM, 5,000 UNITS.
>> WHOA, ALL RIGHT, KIMBER.
I'M SO HAPPY FOR YOU.
>> THANKS.
>> WHAT THE HELL YOU HUGGING HIM
FOR?
IT'S MY *** THAT'S SELLING LIKE
HOTCAKES.
>> WELL, ACTUALLY, IT'S NOT,
CHRISTIAN.
IT'S MIKE'S.
>> WHAT?
>> WELL, I HOPE IT'S COOL,
CHRISTIAN.
>> YOU KNOW, AFTER I SAW HOW
MAGNIFICENT HIS MANHOOD WAS, I
KNEW HE WAS THE ONLY MAN THAT
COULD REALLY MAKE THE SPLASH
THAT I NEEDED TO LAUNCH MY NEW
PRODUCT LINE.
>> OH, I'M TAKING YOU TO SPAGO
TO CELEBRATE.
I'LL SEE YOU.
>> BYE.
>> YOU'RE A ***, KIMBER.
WE HAD A DEAL, LITTLE ***.
>> LIKE YOU WOULDN'T HAVE SOLD
ME OUT FOR HALF A PENNY.
>> [MOANING]
>> I CAN BARELY BREATHE, IT'S SO
HOT IN HERE.
>> LET ME TURN ON THE AIR
CONDITIONER.
>> YEAH.
>> LIKE THAT?
>> YEAH.
>> [GIGGLES]
>> COME HERE.
>> OH...
THE ICEMAN WANTS TO COMETH
AGAIN?
>> YEAH.
THIRD TIME IS THE CHARM, AND IF
IT ISN'T, WHAT BETTER WAY TO
PASS THE HOURS?
>> YOU'RE OBJECTIFYING ME, YOU
KNOW?
YOU'RE USING ME FOR A SLEEPING
PILL.
>> WELL, YOU'RE DOING A ***
JOB.
HEY, YOU GOT ANY MORE OF THAT
OXY LEFT?
>> NO. I CHEW THEM LIKE PEZ.
WE COULD GET MORE.
>> HA HA HA!
OH, THAT WAS CRAZY.
>> YEAH, YEAH, BUT IT WORKED,
RIGHT?
GOT US WHAT WE NEEDED.
I SUGGEST THE THIGH.
IT'S FLESHY, AND IT HEALS QUICK.
>> NO.
>> IT'S YOUR TURN.
FAIR IS FAIR.
>> THIS IS NOT WHO WE ARE.
>> REALLY? WHO ARE WE?
>> WE'RE TWO PEOPLE SUFFERING
FROM PSYCHOSIS DUE TO AN
EXTENDED LACK OF SLEEP.
>> WHATEVER.
AT LEAST I'M TRYING TO DO
SOMETHING ABOUT IT.
>> NOT THIS WAY.
JESUS.
I SHOULDN'T BE DOING THIS.
I JUST BROKE UP WITH SOMEONE.
SO DID YOU.
IF THEY GAVE OUT AWARDS FOR
CRAZIEST REBOUND, WE WOULD WIN,
RIGHT?
>> THAT'S WHAT I AM TO YOU, JUST
SOME REBOUND?
STAB YOURSELF.
YOU OWE IT TO ME.
>> YOU KNOW WHAT?
I'VE HAD ENOUGH SELF-DESTRUCTION
FOR A LIFETIME.
>> NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.
PLEASE.
I DON'T WANT TO BE IN THIS
ALONE.
>> DON'T YOU GET IT?
YOU STAY AWAKE LONG ENOUGH, YOU
LOSE TOUCH WITH REALITY.
IT'S LIKE WE'RE HALLUCINATING.
>> THIS IS A HALLUCINATION?
[SPLAT]
>> AGH!
>> HEH.
I THINK I MIGHT BE IN LOVE WITH
YOU.
>> THE DOCTOR WILL BE ALONG
SHORTLY TO STITCH YOU UP.
IN THE MEANTIME, HERE'S SOME
MEDICINE FOR THE PAIN.
>> DR. BEYMAN, TELEPHONE.
BLAIR, DR. BLAIR...
>> WE HAVE A BREAKING STORY IN
PASADENA, WHERE POLICE ARE
REMOVING THE BODIES FROM WHAT
THEY ARE CALLING A DOUBLE
HOMICIDE AND SUICIDE.
GARTH AND AMANDA McCLOUD WERE
FOUND MURDERED IN THEIR HOME,
SHOT THEN MUTILATED BY THEIR OWN
SON, WHO THEN TURNED THE GUN ON
HIMSELF.
FRIENDS AND FAMILY OF THE SLAIN
COUPLE SAY THEIR SON, JARED
McCLOUD, REFERRED TO HIMSELF AS
ENIGMA.
[KNOCKS ON DOOR]
GARTH McCLOUD WAS A PROFESSOR OF
BIOLOGY AT CITY COLLEGE, AND HIS
WIFE AMANDA WAS A CRIMINAL
ATTORNEY KNOWN BEST FOR HER
WORK IN THE RICO CASES OF THE
EARLY 1980s.
NEIGHBORS SAYS THAT OVER THE
PAST FEW YEARS...
>> WHAT DO YOU WANT, LIZZIE?
>> THE FAMILY HAD BEEN
STRUGGLING WITH JARED'S
INSISTENCE...
>> YOU'RE WATCHING THE NEWS,
HUH?
>> YEP. I'M WATCHING THE NEWS.
>> THEY WERE GOOD PEOPLE.
THEY NEVER GAVE UP ON THEIR SON.
HE JUST COULDN'T FACE THAT HE
WAS JUST ONE OF THOSE PEOPLE,
JUST BAD TO THE BONE.
>> OK. THAT'S ENOUGH.
>> OK, SO LAY IT ON ME.
I'M SURE YOU GOT ANOTHER PIECE
OF *** FOR ME TO EAT.
>> WHEN I LOOK AT THAT KID, I
SEE WHAT IT'S LIKE TO LIVE IN
YOUR ANGER, AND I COULD FEEL IT
HAPPENING TO ME.
AS DEVASTATED AS I WAS WHEN YOU
DUMPED ME, IT WAS NOTHING
COMPARED TO THE HELL THAT I HAVE
BEEN IN.
I'M DROPPING THE LAWSUIT.
THAT'S IT. GAME OVER.
I JUST WANTED YOU TO KNOW.
>> YOU'RE JERKING ME OFF, RIGHT?
>> NOT ANYMORE.
>> OH.
ARE YOU DOING THE RIGHT THING,
LIZZIE?
I KNOW IT'S NOT EASY.
>> ACTUALLY, IT'S EASIER THAN I
IMAGINED.
HATING YOU AND LIVING IN THAT
DARKNESS WAS TAKING UP TOO MUCH
SPACE IN MY HEAD, AND I WANTED
IT OUT.
>> I MISSED YOU, YOU KNOW?
>> CHRISTIAN...
>> IT'S SO WEIRD THINKING THAT
YOU HATED ME.
>> YOU'RE NOT LISTENING TO ME.
I'VE LET MY HATRED GO, AND I
DON'T PLAN ON THINKING ABOUT YOU
AT ALL.
>> GREAT, I MEAN, AS LONG AS WE
CAN JUST STAY GOOD FRIENDS, YOU
KNOW?
>> YOU KNOW WHAT? WE CAN'T.
[DOOR OPENS]
[DOOR CLOSES]