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[ Music ]
>> You sure you don't want no coffee?
It's still fresh.
Okay, look.
I made a whole pot.
I'm not going to drink it all myself.
What's wrong with you?
>> Nothing.
Nothing's wrong.
>> Yes, it is.
I can tell when you're lying.
>> You don't know me like that, Morris.
Trust me.
>> Oh, yes I do.
Look, what me and you got,
we agreed on we don't sugar coat it, we don't lie about it.
What me and you got is just purely a physical thing.
>> You're right.
It's purely a physical thing.
>> Exactly.
When we first got together,
we agreed that it was going to be just sex.
I'm not going to sit here and get emotionally involved
with you and you said you wasn't looking
for anything serious, so.
>> Look, it's not like I want you, Morris.
I mean, you're not even the type of guy that I would want
to build a relationship with.
Like you said, it's just sex.
I mean sure--
>> Exactly.
But you know something Shanna?
>> What Morris?
>> Nothing.
>> Oh. So you're going to play the nothing game with me now?
>> No, it's just here lately I think you've been taking what we
have as a little too seriously.
>> Serious?
Come on. We're just having fun.
We're playing.
I'm not taking anything serious.
>> Mm-hmm.
>> You-- you think you all that, don't you?
>> Yeah, I do.
>> Whatever.
It's nothing but your big old tired ego.
I'm out of here.
>> See you later on this evening.
>> What time?
>> Any time after dark.
>> So I'll just call you when I'm on my way.
Is that okay?
>> Got a few errands to run.
If I'm not here, you got the spare key.
You know the passcode.
Just come on in, make yourself comfortable.
>> Bye, Mr. Ego.
>> Why do you continuously mess with that picture?
>> Because you continuously make it crooked.
>> It's not crooked.
That's the way it looks.
See, that's with I'm talking about.
Even when we argue and fight, we still just do what we do.
What more could a brother ask for?
>> Hello, everybody and welcome to Brick House Lounge.
I am DJ Love.
Now tonight, we're going to keep it intimate and jazzy.
So fellas, keep your girls close because tonight is
about that one and only.
While you're thinking about that, we're going to bring
to the stage Angela Blair.
Come on. Put your hands together for Angela Blair.
Give it up.
[ Applause ]
[ Singing ]
>> What's wrong with you, big bro?
>> Get off my player card.
>> Mm-mm. No sir.
Boy, did you see all these women in here trying
to get their Kim Kardashian video on with us?
Do you hear me, dog?
They are ready to be played and laid.
>> Girl, he is fine and sexy.
Look like he got a little bit of money too.
>> Honestly, I really don't even care.
I just need a man that will satisfy all my needs.
>> Oh.
>> See. That just proves it.
Okay. That just proves my point, okay.
I'm tired of playing.
You know, *** around, messing with women like that.
>> You're trippin' You really are trippin'.
>> I'm trippin'.
>> Yes, you trippin', dog.
Trust me.
>> Hi Morris.
>> Mm.
>> You sure are looking sexy tonight.
>> Oh really?
>> So am I going to see you later?
>> I'm not interested.
>> Man, listen.
He trippin'.
What he mean is you can go ahead, come home with me
because if he don't want to do nothing later, I got you.
Boy, you don't see that ***, man?
And then she look like a white chick?
You trippin', dog.
>> I'm trippin'.
>> Yeah. Michael Jackson,
remember the times, remember the times.
>> I'm just saying.
>> Morris.
>> And how the hell are you, beautiful?
>> I was talking to him
>> Hello.
>> May I have a seat?
>> Sit your *** right here.
>> No, thank you.
I was talking about right here.
>> Seat's taken.
>> Oh, well excuse me.
>> Dog, why you do that.
Did you see that?
Thunder, thunder, thunder cats.
Roar. I'm telling you, bro.
You're missing out.
I'm going to take your Lifetime channel from the house.
>> I'm trippin'.
>> Yes, man.
This is all-- this is for us, brother.
>> I'm just-- I'm just saying, man.
Life is short.
You know, I just want to settle down and be with one woman.
What's wrong with that?
>> Plenty wrong with that, dog.
You trippin', okay.
All right.
Once you do that-- once you turn in your card, there's no miles.
There's no el-***.
No *** calls, no late night sexing.
It's click-click.
It's lockdown.
>> Maybe-- maybe I want that.
Maybe I want that.
>> No, sir.
No, you don't.
You're going to be broke.
You going to be broke.
You're will to be doing commercials like Gary Coleman.
[ Singing ]
[ Music ]
>> Thank you so much.
Have a good day.
>> Thank you.
You too.
>> Hey, ladies.
How are you today?
>> We're good.
How are you?
>> Good.
>> Excuse me.
Are you all out of the Sweet Potato Thang?
>> No, ma'am.
Just got some hot out the oven for you.
>> Great.
>> What can I get for you?
How many would you like?
>> About three or four.
>> Okay. We'll call it four.
>> Okay. Thanks.
>> Excuse me.
Do you mind if I get those for you?
>> Excuse me?
Didn't you see them talking?
You're so rude!
>> Katrina.
>> It's okay.
>> Excuse me.
It's going to be $10.
>> No, thank you.
I'm good.
>> Yes.
>> No, thank you.
>> Thanks so much for waiting.
There you go.
Can I get anything else for you, ladies?
>> No, thank you.
>> Call me.
>> Okay.
>> Uh oh girl, he done spent $10.
You think he--
>> Katrina, why do you always have to act like that?
>> Can I get anything else for you, ladies?
>> No, thank you.
>> We's great.
Girl, because they like it when you play hard to get.
You know, show them that you don't need them.
>> How do you know?
>> Because all men are dogs looking
for a bone to dig up and rebury.
>> What?
>> Girl, dogs like to chew on a bone,
bury it and dig it up again.
Meaning men like to get some and then push you to the side
until they're ready to get some again.
>> And that's exactly why you're single now.
>> And I guess they knocking your door down.
[ Music ]
>> Hello. May I speak to Morris?
>> This is he.
>> Hi, it's Venus.
Venus, you met me a couple of days ago.
Yeah. Yeah, with the crazy friend.
Yeah, that was me.
Dinner? Yeah, I think I'm available next week.
[ Music ]
>> Mr. Frazier, your car is here.
Thank you.
>> You're welcome.
>> Hey, Morris, Venus.
How are y'all doing today?
>> Fine.
>> That's good.
I have the prenup for you guys to sign
and we need three signatures, one here
and then two on this page.
[ Music ]
>> You okay?
>> Yeah, I'm okay.
[ Music ]
>> Here you go.
>> Thank you.
You guys have any other questions
or anything feel free to give me a call.
>> Morris, Venus, I really do hope you consider what we talked
about today.
So I'm going to give you some things to take home with you
so you can use them and apply to your life.
Why don't you take this book, it's entitled,
Finding Your Focus on Relationships.
It's by my mentor, Marcus D. King.
Take that, read it, study it.
It'd be a blessing to your life.
>> Thank you.
>> And I want to thank all of you for a awesome first quarter.
Okay, with all you guy's hard work,
we are now the number one furniture store
in the entire southern region.
Okay, and that takes a lot of hard work
and it takes everybody's effort from billing
to sales to customer support.
Okay, all of you were involved in that, and based on that,
I want to give you guys your bonus.
>> All right.
>> All right.
>> Yeah.
>> Thanks chief.
>> All right.
>> Well, since you don't any bridesmaids
or groomsmen here today, you two seem really loved today, huh.
All kidding aside, Morris, do you take Venus
to be your lawfully wedded wife?
>> I do.
>> Venus, do you take Morris to be your lawfully wedded husband?
>> I do.
>> With the power invested in me,
I now pronounce you both husband and wife.
You may kiss your bride.
>> Welcome to my home.
Our home.
You know, I'm so glad your aunt decided to go ahead
and give us her room for a few days after the wedding.
>> Me too.
>> You know what?
Even more so that you're here with me
as we start our new life together.
>> Mr. Morris Canada, this is the happiest day of my life.
>> No, this is the happiest day of my life.
I mean, to have you as my wife, Mrs. Venus Canada.
I mean, I start my life new today with you,
my wife, my bride, my life.
>> It's so beautiful in here, baby.
I can't believe this is actually our home.
Oh. I broke it.
I'm so sorry.
>> It's-- it's okay.
It's okay.
What's mine is yours.
>> Oh.
>> Can I ask you something?
>> What?
>> I look good in this don't I?
>> Yes, you do and you would look even better
out of it, Mr. Morris.
>> Oh, really?
>> Oh, really.
>> Well, I'll tell you what.
>> What?
>> How about we just see how much trouble we can get
into before the driver shows up to take us on our honeymoon?
>> You're full of silly.
[ Music ]
>> It's been two years now since we last kissed.
Aw, Morris honey.
You forgot to reset your security code.
Dumb *** didn't change the locks either.
[ Music ]
>> I'm sorry.
It's okay, baby girl.
Everything is ours.
Starting fresh and new today.
[ Music ]
>> Little does she know.
Little does she know this world only has room
for one woman in Morris' life.
[ Music ]
[ Mumbles ]
>> You thought you knew me Morris Canada, but you didn't.
Shanna always get what she wants
and if I can't have you, no one can.
One thing you must always remember,
don't ever play with a woman's heart.
[ Music ]
>> Today's the day you begin your life new.
Oh, we'll see.
>> Oh, baby.
I'm so excited.
>> Okay just don't stop it now.
So are you ready for our week in Hawaii?
>> Yes, can't wait.
>> Even though we technically already started our honeymoon
like what, two nights in a row now?
>> Yeah.
>> You know what?
>> What?
>> Do you know just how much you mean to me?
I mean, really?
I mean, no other woman
in my life has ever made me feel the way that you do.
I'm just glad that you trusted me enough to marry me
and be my wife and today is the beginning
of me showing you just how much I'm going to love you.
>> Hello! How you doing?
I'm the mail lady, not the mail man.
That's right, the mail lady.
Yes, I deliver small, big, large, bulky,
circular and irregular mail.
Uh-huh. Oh, god.
I'm thirsty.
Can I trouble you for a glass of ice water?
>> No.
>> You know what?
I'll just get it myself.
Don't you even worry about it.
Kitchen right this way, ain't it?
Whoa! What the hell?
Boy, y'all got a beautiful house!
>> Hmm.
[ Music ]
>> What was that?
>> I was just about to ask you the same thing.
>> Mm-hmm.
[ Music ]
>> You sure that wasn't one of your old flings, mister?
I mean it's night time.
The mail doesn't even run at night.
>> Baby, you are my one and only.
[ Music ]
>> Whoa! Thank you!
Thank you!
Thank you!
You know, I feel so much better since I catered to my thirst.
And whoa! My stomach had some issues.
Now I wouldn't use that bathroom for a few days.
Oh! You know what?
A mail carrier's job ain't never done.
I can work all the way to sunrise.
Here ya go.
That's from Tracy and your momma, and I would open
that letter from Tracy first.
You know, he in prison.
He went through.
I ain't open that!
I'm a profit I see everything.
Oh!
Congratulations on y'all getting married.
Y'all so beautiful together.
>> Thank you.
>> Oh! I got to get going.
You know what?
Don't worry about opening that letter from your momma.
She just want to borrow some old money, just like always.
And y'all have so much fun in Hawaii.
I gotta go!
Bye-bye now.
>> How in the world did she know we were going to Hawaii?
>> I--
[ Horn honking ]
>> That must be the driver.
Come-- let's-- let's just go.
>> All right.
>> Oh. Oh, baby.
You go ahead.
I forgot something.
>> Okay.
>> I got the tickets.
Why does Venus keep messing with this picture?
I can't believe it.
I'm a married man.
I finally settled down with the one that god has chosen for me.
Life's going to be good.
Life is going to be real good.
>> Morris.
Morris. No!
No! No! Wait for..
Morris.
It should have been me.
After everything I put up with, this is what I get?
Shawna can burn this house down.
Shawna can burn the house down.
Don't burn it down, Shawna.
Don't burn it down.
Don't burn it.
Think you know how to solve that, don't you, Venus?
A man is only as good as the next woman he comes across.
You don't really know a woman
until you know a woman who's been scorned.
>> What the hell?
I mean, how do we go from selling
out the entire showroom floor to not even being able
to sell a end table in six months?
I really hate to do this, but I'm going to have
to let some of y'all go.
>> For real?
>> For real.
I'll just have to do it myself.
[ Music ]
>> Yes, sir.
I just-- I just need-- I just need just one more week.
Yes, sir.
How are we going to do this?
Hey, baby.
Come on.
>> Hey, yes baby?
>> I got to meet with a few clients today,
so I'll probably be out most of the day.
>> But it's Saturday, Morris.
We've only been married for six months and we're already acting
like an old married couple.
We don't even spend any time together anymore.
>> Okay. Baby, look.
I already told you that business has been slow
and we ain't living in the best economy either.
You got laid off just three months ago.
>> What happened to all the love and the affection?
I'm sorry.
I feel like we're just roommates living in this big house.
>> Okay. Look, it's not even like that okay.
I just have to step up my grind, get on my hustle,
try to get a little bit of increase in our savings,
get income back the way it used to be.
I mean, it gives you time to work on writing your novel
and selling houses on the side.
>> Okay. You know, since I started writing,
I kind of like it.
It's-- it's so therapeutic.
>> Hey. Can I ask you something?
>> Yeah.
>> I mean, what do you think about us maybe,
you know, renting out a room?
You know, to ease the financial strain.
>> A- a stranger just living in our house?
>> No, no, no.
I mean, it could be, you know,
like a little old lady or a college student.
You know somebody quiet.
>> It just doesn't seem like a good idea.
>> I'm just saying, it doesn't have to be permanent.
You know, just long enough
until we get things back the way they used to be.
You know, pay off a few bills.
>> I don't know.
It seems risky.
>> Okay. Well, just-- just think about it, okay.
>> Okay.
>> I got to go.
Oh, baby. And I'll call on my way home,
but if Slim P. comes by--
>> I am not opening the door for him.
No.
>> Okay. Come on, baby.
That's my boi.
>> Then why don't you let him move in here?
>> Didn't you hear what I was just talking about?
Okay, we're trying to get income coming into the house.
>> He has a job.
>> No. Work one week, off three weeks.
That's not a job.
That's a rehearsal.
Damn it, I gotta go.
>> Okay.
[ Door bell ]
>> It's Katrina.
>> So what?
You ain't speaking today?
>> When do I ever speak to you, Katrina?
>> You just mad because you missed out on all of this.
That's all.
>> I do not even understand how you two are friends.
>> So what he all in a rush for?
>> Work.
>> Oh. Girl, come on and sit down.
So that's what they call it these days.
>> What are you talking about?
>> I'm just saying.
A fine man like that and you think you're the only one
he wants.
Don't be no fool, girl.
I know his type.
>> Morris isn't cheating!
>> Okay. Keep telling yourself that.
You going to wake up one day and find yourself by yourself.
>> Why is it that women that don't have a man always think
that every man cheats?
>> Baby, you want to know how we know?
Because we the ones they cheat with.
>> I really don't need to hear all
of your crazy talk today, Katrina.
>> Suit yourself.
>> Fine.
>> All I know is, you think you his one and only.
Please.
>> The only woman that he wants is me.
Moi.
>> Oh. So you Frenchee now?
I'm going to let you make it,
but I know you saw the way he was looking at me
when he was walking out that door his eyes was cutting all
through me.
But I'm a lady, I don't do friends mans.
>> Whatever.
[ Music ]
>> Hello, sir.
We're representing the Chocolate Mint Foundation.
Would you like to buy some cookies from us?
>> Sure, man.
What kind of cookies y'all got in here?
You know what I'm saying?
>> We have peanut butter and chocolate chip.
>> They're $3.00.
>> They're $3.00 they're $3.00.
>> Are you mocking me?
>> No, man.
I ain't mocking you, man.
Give me a box, y'all got change for a $20?
>> Sure.
>> So are you still coming with me to preview one
of these houses for my clients?
>> Girl, you know I am but guess what?
I got me a real job!
>> You did?
Where?
>> Girl, I got me a job
at the Chicken Neck Feet and Back Shack.
They want me to be the daytime manager because, you know,
I got a little business experience and all.
>> They must be pretty desperate over there.
>> They was.
I start Monday morning.
[ Phone ringing ]
>> 911, what's your emergency?
>> Hello. I'd like to file a complaint.
There's been a suspicious car parked outside my house
for a few months.
>> Let me get this list together.
Are you still keeping your license?
>> Girl, you know I am.
>> Trying to get my name up on one of them sky risers.
>> Don't you mean sky scrapers?
>> Girl, who in their right mind is going
to put your name on a building?
You are dreaming!
Plus, there's already something with your name on it.
>> What?
>> A hurricane.
>> Whatever.
Girl, I'm just trying to keep hope alive--
Katrina Casino, Katrina Towers, Katrina Resorts.
Girl, remember what I said!
Don't be no fool!
[ Doorbell ]
>> What in the world?
What do you want?
>> Close it, close it.
>> What's wrong?
>> They're after me.
>> Who?
>> A mob of people trying to take my money.
There's a bunch of them.
>> What?
>> Please don't tell them.
Please don't tell them.
I'm sorry.
Please don't tell.
They just took all my money
and then she grabbed my leg and oh I don't know.
No, no, no, no, no.
Don't tell them though.
Don't tell them.
Please don't tell.
Please. No, no, no.
No.
>> Hey.
>> Is he here?
>> Yup. Right over there.
Mm-hmm.
[ Laughing ]
>> Where is my money?
Where is it?
>> I'm sorry.
I'm so sorry.
>> The Chocolate Mint Foundation thanks you for your service.
>> Thank you for your service.
Y'all have a good afternoon.
>> Now see, that ain't even funny.
>> That's what you get for taking that money
from those little girls.
>> You know that wasn't right.
>> And what do you want anyway?
>> Nothing you know what I'm saying.
Look, hey.
Hey, is Morris here?
>> He's not here.
He's at work.
>> Oh, okay.
Well that's cool.
I'll just stay right here because I need
to borrow $26.32 from him.
>> I think I--
>> No, no, no.
See, I don't borrow money from women because I'm a man.
You know what I'm saying?
Matter of fact, I get paid next week.
So you know, we're good.
>> Oh, you have a job now.
Okay.
>> Yes, I have a job.
You know, they just put me on layover for right now.
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
>> Don't you mean a layoff?
>> What's that mean?
>> It means you don't have a job, stupid.
>> Stick your tongue out.
Stick your tongue out.
Yeah, you need to brush your tongue.
You know what?
That must be the reason they, the security, you know,
walked me off the preminiscuious.
Yeah. Mm-hmm.
>> The what?
>> The preminiscuious.
>> You know what?
You are so dumb!
I bet you still live with your momma, don't you?
>> I betcha I don't still with my momma.
I live with my baby momma's momma's grand momma now.
>> What? You know what?
We was getting ready to go.
>> And now you going with us.
Come on!
>> Hold, hold, hold, hold.
Hold up. So you still going to let me borrow that $26.32?
>> Yes. Slim P.
>> Wait a minute.
You going to hook me up?
>> Yes.
>> Thank you so much.
>> Shh. Shh.
Shh.
[ Laughter and music ]
>> Oh, they are so dumb.
All this time I still come up in here.
Okay.
>> Okay, Shanna.
Okay, Shanna.
Okay, Shanna.
>> I can't stand this picture being crooked.
Stop making my picture crooked, Morris!
Stop making Shanna picture-- Shanna picture crooked.
Shanna picture crooked.
[ Mumbles ]
[ Mumbles ]
[ Laughter ]
>> Morris.
What made you think you could just up
and drop me like you did?
[ Laughter ]
>> I was the best woman for you.
>> I wanted to be your wife.
I was a good woman to you, Morris.
Why couldn't you see that?
You even said Shanna, you take real good care of me.
I want-Shanna just want to take care of Morris.
[ Mumbles ]
>> Don't tell a woman something you don't mean just
to get what you want.
[ Crying ]
>> Oh, Morris.
I'm holding onto it, Morris,
until the day that either you or her die, whichever comes first.
>> Baby, are you sure you want to go through with this?
>> Baby, I'm sure.
If renting a room is what we got to do,
then that's what we got to do.
>> Hi, how are you?
>> Hi, how are you?
I'm Gertie.
I came to see about the room you got for rent.
>> Okay. Well, come on in.
>> All right.
Thank you.
Sure apprec-- oh, look here.
So nice and there's flowers and stuff
and oh-- and it's clean too.
Look at that.
Piranha and--
>> Nice to meet you, Ms. Gertie.
>> Hi, sugar.
How are you?
>> I'm fine.
Have a seat and now tell us about yourself.
>> Don't mind if I do.
Don't mind if I do.
All right.
Well, uh, let's see.
I'm a widdler.
>> Oh, I'm so sorry to hear that.
>> Oh, that's all right, sugar.
I just can't afford to upkeep on the house, you know,
with the plumbing and the cutting of the grass and all.
>> What happened to your husband?
>> Lightening.
>> Oh.
>> Wow. I'm so sorry to hear that.
>> Oh, no.
Sugar, that didn't kill him.
We called the ambulance and when we got to the hospital,
on the way there actually, he got hit by a dump truck.
Sure did.
>> Oh, a dump truck killed him?
>> Oh, no.
Sugar, they made it to the hospital.
They sure did.
But when they was at the hospital on the way home,
that old janitor was a mopping the floor.
>> So he slipped on the floor and fell?
>> Oh, no.
Child, he walked all the way around that water.
Sure did. Mm-hmm.
>> So- so- so what happened to your husband?
>> He-- my husband?
>> Uh.
>> Oh, child.
That wasn't my husband.
That was my boyfriend.
Oh, I don't know what happened to my husband.
All's I know is I'm a widdler.
Mm-hmm. So, tell me now, when I move in, can my friends come by?
Yeah.
>> Friends?
>> Yeah, I gots me lots of friends child.
>> Friends?
>> Yeah. There's Muffin, Elvira, Whoop-whoop, Denzel,
and Muffintop and Billy-D.
Now, Billy-D and Denzel just don't get along at all, sugar.
Yeah, but I can tell we ain't going to have much room.
We ain't going to have to worry about much room up in here.
We got enough.
We got plenty.
Oh, we just going to be one big happy family.
>> You know what, Ms. Gertie, baby?
>> Yeah, sugar.
>> You know what we going to do, puddin'?
>> What, sugar?
>> This is what we going to do, okay.
>> What are we going to do?
>> Uh, what we're going to do, we're going to let you know
as soon as we make a final decision.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
We get it.
I got it. I got it.
Once we make a final decision, baby.
>> You ain't made it?
>> No, no, no.
Not yet. Okay.
We haven't met everybody,
but what we going to do, we're going to let you know as soon
as we make a final decision.
But you got something to do?
All right.
Now god bless you.
You have a good day, all right.
Baby, don't you put a ad in the paper no mo.
>> Now that was just weird.
>> You know what, baby?
Maybe this was just a bad idea.
>> Oh, baby.
>> Maybe if I just get my hustle up the way that it used to be
and get my income back the way it used to be, we'll be fine.
>> Let's not give up so easily.
I was, uh, talking with this sorority sister of mine online
and I don't know, maybe she could move in.
She just went through a really messy divorce.
Baby, her ex got everything.
>> Wow.
>> She has a job, so she can pay rent.
>> I mean, would you really be okay
with another woman staying in this house?
>> She's my sorority and I trust her and besides, Mr. Morris,
I don't have a reason not to trust you.
>> Hey.
>> I'm Angela.
>> Uh, hi.
Come in.
>> I was trying to see if the room's still available?
>> The room?
The room, yes.
Baby, is the room still available?
>> Hi, I'm Angela.
>> Okay.
>> I was interested in the room that you had for rent.
If it's still available, I have a cashier's check for the first
and last month's rent
and I downloaded the application you had online
and completed it already.
>> Really?
So you have all that information available?
>> Yes, everything-- along with references.
A friend of mine told me about the vacancy.
She's very familiar with the neighborhood
and the people here.
>> Really?
>> I'm quiet.
I'm neat. I can even clean the house for you on top
of paying rent, just sort of a neat freak.
>> Is that true?
>> I work.
I don't party.
No smoking, drinking, I don't do drugs and I don't have any pets.
>> Not even a cat?
>> No pets of any kind.
>> Girl, you good.
You might as well move in right--
I meant, that is obviously something me
and my wife will need to discuss.
>> Yes, we will have to discuss it and get back to you.
What did you say your name was again?
>> Anglea her name is Angela.
That's what she said.
>> Okay, Angela.
We'll have to let you know.
>> Okay. Here's all my information.
>> We got it.
>> Okay. Thank you.
Let me know.
>> Perfect, huh?
>> Okay, baby.
You know what I meant.
>> And my sorority sister?
What about her?
>> Hey, this girl has money.
>> You just think she's cute.
>> Listen, baby.
I'm not even concerned with the--
about the way she looks, okay.
The girl has money.
She's ready to move in now.
Listen, you are the only woman for me, okay.
Okay?
>> Okay.
>> If you don't get away from me--
when are you going to get a job, huh?
When you going to get a job and pay me my rent?
You know, I got something for you.
I'm going to power charge my scooter
and I'm going to run you over!
>> Yeah, may I help you?
>> Hey, man.
How's it going?
I was trying to find out about the room for rent.
>> Yeah, room for rent?
Sorry, bro.
You're done too late.
We already rented it out.
>> Maybe not.
Hello.
>> Hello. I'm Terrance, Terrance Love.
>> Well hello, Mr. Love.
>> Yeah, like I said lover boy, you're a little bit too late.
We already rented that room out.
>> Not so fast.
She didn't leave a deposit.
If you would like, I can give you a personal tour just
in case she doesn't come back.
>> Let's see what you have to offer.
>> We got a room, dog, and that's it.
Let go of that man hand!
What the hell wrong with y'all?
>> Hello! Yes, I'm the mail lady, not the mail man.
That's right.
I deliver the small, large, big, bulky, regular and--
>> Yeah.
>> Well, how are you today, Mr. Morris?
>> I got a few things going on right now.
What-- what-- you got any mail for me?
>> I sure do actually.
You ain't heard this from me.
>> Mm-hmm.
>> That man y'all got upstairs.
>> Yeah.
>> He just got out of prison.
>> Is that right?
>> Prison.
>> Huh.
>> MM-hmm.
>> All right.
So who did I get mail from?
>> Oh, nobody really.
You know, this one ain't even got no return address.
The letter on the inside says,
if I can't have you, nobody else can.
That's it.
Real strange if you ask me.
Oh, this one from your momma asking for money again.
You know-- you know what?
Let me ask you something.
This is between me and you.
>> Make yourself feel comfortable.
>> Are you a momma's boy?
>> No, I'm not.
>> Yeah. You's a momma's boy.
Whell, gotta get going.
I'll holler at you later, all right.
Bye.
>> This is a really nice place.
>> Thank you.
>> I can see myself living here.
>> That would be great.
>> Do you all have alarm systems and dead bolt locks?
>> Yes, we do so all your stuff will be safe.
>> I thank you so much for this tour.
>> You welcome.
>> I feel like this would be a great home for me.
>> I bet you do.
>> I will tell you all this.
>> What? That you've been in prison?
>> Morris.
>> No, sir.
I've never been behind bars.
I actually was about to say is I travel a lot,
but I promise the rent will be on time.
>> Thank you, Mr. Love.
We'll be in touch.
>> What was that?
>> What?
>> I'm sorry for making you jealous earlier, baby.
You know, it's just me and you.
>> That's what I'm talking about.
So you think we got time to, you know?
>> We got time.
>> Okay.
[ Door bell ]
>> Baby.
>> It's Slim P.
>> No. Morris.
>> Say, Morris.
What you doing?
Say, you see me out here, man.
I see you up there on-- on the balcony and things, man.
Why you trippin', man?
Come open the door, man.
Man, come on.
Man, come open the door.
Quit playing.
Say man, why you up there trippin' and stuff, man?
Huh? I thought-- I thought we was homos, man.
>> No. No, no, no.
It's-- it's homey's.
>> That's what I said.
>> That is nothing like what you said.
>> That is what I said, homos is what I said, man.
>> That is not--
>> Trippin' and stuff.
>> Hey, Slim P
>> Hey, look out there.
How you doin'?
>> I am good, I have to go to the office
and get some paperwork and hopefully when I come back,
we'll have some time to ourselves.
>> We'll finish where we left off.
>> Yes.
>> Where'd y'all leave off, man?
>> Are those like men's Spanx or something?
>> I don't--
>> Look, look, look.
That's married people business.
Stay out of it.
>> Okay.
>> So what's up, man?
We can talk outside on the patio.
>> All right.
Man, you know, you know me better than that..
>> I thought you was better than that shirt.
>> Why are you always playing with me like that, man?
Huh?
>> Make yourself at home, man.
You always do.
>> Man, I like this, you know, this Jacuzzi and stuff.
>> You've been here before, Slim P. You say
that every time you come over.
All right.
So what's up, man?
>> Man. Man, my baby momma momma's grand momma has kicked
me out again, talking about if she--
if I come back, she's going to run me
over in her scoot-scoot, man.
Come on, her scoot-scoot.
>> Slim, that's like every other month with you.
>> No, man.
Well, you know what, brother?
She-- she-- she said-- she do this crazy stuff.
She be skitzin' and stuff.
I mean, like something-- something wrong with her.
You know, just-- you know what I mean?
I wasn't like a-- what?
What? What is it, man?
What?
>> Did you get that shirt from, like, Forever 21 or something?
>> We ain't-- we ain't talking about my shirt, man.
Huh.
>> I'm saying, I can tell it's cold.
>> Quit playing, man.
>> Mood ring.
>> Man, we ain't talking about my shirt, man.
>> Okay. So what you going to do, man?
>> Man, you know what?
Y'all got this, like, six story here.
>> Yes.
>> House.
>> It's only two stories, Slim.
>> No, it's six stories.
I counted all six of them.
>> No, it's always been two stories.
>> Oh. Oh.
Well, whatever.
The two story, I'm going to move in with y'all, all right.
You know what I'm saying?
>> No, no, no, no.
See that ain't gonna happen.
Slim, that can't happen now and it ain't gonna happen never.
You know what I said, because I tell you what?
>> What?
>> What was that?
>> Man, I don't know.
Man, you know, what?
Man, you know what?
My baby momma momma's grandma going to talk
about if I bring my narrow tail back up into her--
her nursing room home again without rent and $26.32,
she going to kick me out, man.
She gonna kick me flat out, man.
>> Well, I tell you what.
I tell you what.
>> What, man, what?
>> I'll-- because you ain't staying here.
>> With y'all?
>> I'll-- I'll take you to the ATM.
>> Okay.
>> I'll get the money.
You and your baby mommaw and grandma,
y'all can figure it out.
>> Cool. Cool.
>> You ain't staying here with me.
Whatever I got to do--
>> No, man.
But see, I can stay here for a minute, man.
>> No, no, no.
>> Yeah, I can.
>> But still I want you to fall and never pop out of sight.
>> You gonna catch it for me?
>> No, Slim.
>> I thought we were real homos, dog.
>> See, there you go with that again, bro.
>> Say man, you mind if I make a sandwich before we leave?
>> No, we'll stop and pick up something on the way.
>> Hey, man.
Hey. We got to make it's one of them real restaurants where,
you know, where they got the billboard and the lights
and stuff and those condoms on the tables and stuff.
You know what I'm saying?
>> Condoms?
>> Yeah, the condoms.
>> Condiments.
>> That's what I said.
>> That is not what you said.
>> That's what I said, man, condoms.
Whoa, one thing.
I'm not ordering off the kids menu this time.
I'm mean, I'm tired of ordering them glady meals
and things and stuff.
>> Glady meals.
>> Yeah.
>> I tried to be nice.
I did. I sure tried to be real nice and just breathe.
Just let it go.
Just let it go, but oh no.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no more.
No more. No.
>> No. Shanna can fix it.
Shanna can fix it.
Fix it, Shanna.
Fix it.
>> Told you.
You used me.
You used me.
Threw me out like trash.
Shanna has feelings too, you know!
Shanna got feelings.
Shanna. Shanna.
Shanna. Shanna got feelings.
Shanna got feelings.
>> I'm sorry.
Think about it, Morris.
I mean, after all some other woman can move up in our house.
I should have a say-so, right honey?
Shanna's mad.
I'm so sorry.
I don't know what makes act like that, Morris.
I can try harder.
I just want to be your wife.
We have kids together.
[ Mumbles ]
>> It's all Shanna's fault.
Blame Shanna.
Blame Shanna.
Shanna can fix it.
Shanna'll fix it.
Shanna can fix it.
[ Singing softly and crying ]
>> I'm not ready to let go, Morris.
You didn't have to let me go, Morris.
It was just too easy for you, wasn't it?
It was just too easy for you.
You will pay.
You will feel all the pain I felt.
>> Hello, ladies.
Welcome to Studio 5012.
May I help you?
>> Okay. Here's what I want.
I want a pink ***, some green waves and a orange pony tail.
>> And for you young lady?
>> Just a shampoo and a process.
>> Chris, you have a client.
>> Really?
>> Really?
What the hell y'all doing here?
>> No, what are you doing here, pretty boy?
>> It's Chris.
I was here with a friend.
>> Really?
>> Yeah, a friend.
>> And where's your friend at?
>> Relaxer.
>> You are so right wilder beast.
>> It's okay for a man
to get his eyebrows arched every once in a while.
>> Yeah. It's okay.
Just don't drop the soap.
>> Katrina, stop.
>> Yes.
>> Chris, it was nice to see you.
>> It was nice to see you also.
Hey, do me a favor.
Make sure you get the back of her neck.
You got a permanent called the civil rights movement.
Put an extra struggle on there.
Keep hope alive.
Hey, do me a favor?
Don't tell nobody I was here, including Morris.
All right?
>> I won't.
>> But I am.
>> Thank you.
>> I'm just saying.
Anyway, back to what I was telling you earlier.
So you let some home wrecking skeezer move up in your house?
>> Look, don't go there, okay.
I trust my man.
>> Do you really?
>> Just because you ain't got a man and ain't ever been able
to keep a man doesn't mean that me and you are the same.
>> So I guess you got some kind
of little magic dust you sprinkle up on him,
got him wrapped around your little finger or something?
>> Maybe you should just get a good man instead of try
to give yourself to every man you meet.
>> Whoa! So now I'm a ***?
>> No. I didn't say that.
Just take some time to find a good one.
>> Well you know what they say,
you got to kiss a few frogs before you find your prince.
>> I wasn't looking for a man,
but god blessed me with a real man.
It just so happens he was a prince.
>> Okay. So you the princess?
Girl, please.
You living in a fairy tale.
>> You know something, Katrina?
>> What?
>> We used to be real close, but our friendship has changed
and I think it's because you're jealous.
>> Jealous?
You hear this heifer?
Jealous of you?
Girl, please.
I'm just trying to open your eyes to these snakes
and they slippery, slimey ways.
>> This ain't workin' for me.
I am not going to let a single woman break up what I have.
>> Oh, I get it.
So you don't want to be my friend anymore?
>> That's not what I'm saying.
We have two different lives right now, maybe later on.
>> Wow.
>> I just don't think married people
and single people should hang around each other.
They don't have much to offer us and I am not going
to let you be the cause of my marriage falling apart.
>> What?
>> I'm out.
>> Who's going to pay for her style?
>> You heard her.
We ain't friends no mo.
>> Excuse me!
Excuse me!
>> You okay.
Baby.
>> I'm going to bed.
>> What's the matter with you?
Baby.
>> I guess somebody didn't want to hang around, huh?
>> I don't know.
You know how it is.
Shouldn't you be in bed?
>> I'm not tired.
You up for a game of cards?
>> No. I'm not.
Not really.
>> Oh, come on now.
What you want me to do?
Play by myself?
How about poker?
>> I don't think that would be a good idea.
>> Why not?
You afraid?
>> You know, I just realized I actually have a lot of--
a lot of work that I have to do.
>> I guess I'll just go to my room alone.
>> That's a good idea.
[ Music ]
>> Is that a word?
>> Please.
Come on now.
You are not that stupid.
You know that is not a word, at least not in English.
>> Baby, Morris, Venus is right.
You know that.
>> So y'all going to challenge it?
>> Baby, we're both going to challenge it
and if it's not a word--
>> And it ain't.
>> You're going to lose 50 points plus your turn.
>> Okay. I see what's going on here.
Y'all want to team up on a brother and treat me
like I'm Slim P. I get it.
It's all right.
I'll deal with it.
Baby. Babe, did you mess with that picture?
>> No. Why?
>> Maybe I moved it.
I did dust over there earlier today.
Girl, you know I have this friend,
she hates crooked pictures.
It's like it drives her crazy or something.
>> You know what?
I don't want to play no more.
>> Sore loser.
>> He ain't going to play anymore.
>> Sore loser.
[ Music ]
>> Come on, man.
Come on, man.
Y'all sorry.
Come on, man.
[ Music ]
>> Man, I'm going to win this game, man.
>> No, you ain't.
>> No, you ain't.
>> Loser.
>> Y'all losing.
Y'all quit cheating so much.
Quit cheating.
Quit cheating now.
[ Music ]
>> What, man?
>> You need to handle your business.
You so lazy!
You're sorry!
You're not even-- you're not even a real man, Slim!
>> But, but, baby.
>> No, but baby.
Get-- get out!
>> Get-- get out?
>> Get out and don't you come back in this house
until you have all the money for our bills, you understand me?
Don't you got homework to do?
>> Yeah.
>> Well get to steppin'!
>> You know what?
How about you two have like a girls night out or something
and go catch a movie or something
and I'll just stay home and try to catch up on work anyway.
>> Okay. Do you want to, Angela?
>> Yeah, cool with me.
Just give me a few minutes to freshen up
and I'll be ready to go.
>> I like her.
I mean, aren't you happy we didn't kick her to the curb
for your little college home girl.
I like her.
>> I bet you do.
>> Man.
[ Music ]
>> How are you doing?
>> I'm fine.
>> That you are
>> I'm Morris, what's your name?
>> Juanda.
>> Can I offer to freshen up your drink?
>> That would be nice.
[ Music ]
>> I got that.
Don't I know you from somewhere?
>> No, you really don't.
>> My name is Morris.
>> And my name is -- I really don't want to bother.
>> Ok, I see you got jokes.
>> Fine. My name is Felicia.
>> So you here alone?
>> Yeah. Thanks for the drink.
>> So what do you do?
>> I'm an environmental engineer.
>> Okay. I guess that's another one of your jokes.
Oh, you-- you were serious?
>> Why is that so hard to believe?
>> I just don't run across that every day.
>> I'm not an everyday woman.
>> Okay. Well, let's just go ahead and cut to the chase.
I mean, is there any way possible
that I would have a chance to get to know you better?
>> Are you okay?
>> Um, yeah.
Migraine.
Can I get your number?
>> Sure. It's 215-- are you ready?
>> Here, I'll do it.
Here you go.
>> What's wrong?
Oh, well. His loss.
>> Hey, what up bro?
>> What's up, my dude.
>> Aw, hell.
Boy, you must be-- you know what you sound like?
You sound like you're having woman problems right now, dog.
>> No, I'm not.
>> Whatever, Morris.
This is me you talkin' to, dog.
Go on. Spill the beans, homey.
What's up?
>> Okay. Okay.
Yeah, I am.
All right.
Look. Look, look, look.
I go to happy hour, right, okay, and I'm sitting down
and I am talking to this bad and I mean bad chick, all right.
And the while time all I could do is see Venus.
Venus and Angela?
>> The tennis players?
Yeah, player.
Mm, mm, mm.
>> Yeah, the entire time.
Dude, man.
I'm telling you.
I've been tripping the whole--
[ Doorbell ]
>> Yeah. Hey, look.
Chris, let me hit you back.
Man, Slim P at the door.
>> Holler at you later, dog.
>> Hey, my baby momma's trippin' again.
>> Okay. Baby momma or baby momma momma grand momma?
>> My baby momma, man.
She tell me I'm a poor excuse of a man.
I mean, look at me.
And you know what I'm saying, me, a poor excuse?
>> Well if the shoe fits?
Okay. Anyway, so what you need, man?
>> This ain't about-- this ain't about me.
>> Oh, no?
>> It's about this love triangle you got going on up in here.
>> Ain't no love triangle fool.
Look, it's me and my wife.
Okay, ain't nobody else up in that mix.
>> My bad, man.
Ain't no reason to get all testy and stuff.
>> I'm just saying, man.
Sometimes he kind of makes me question this whole marriage
thing, you know.
>> Who?
>> My wife, fool.
>> Man, I'm just trying to make sure we talking
about the same person.
>> Look, the other day I come in, all right.
She's sitting over there, you know, arms folded
and just lip poking out, just staring.
Say, say, say, say, say, say--
>> Who?
Oh, Venus.
Oh, I'm just-- I just want to make sure we, you know--
>> I don't know why I talk to you.
So I come in, you know what I'm saying?
Once I come in, you know, she tells me that she found a shirt
that got lipstick on it.
>> Really?
>> Yeah. So I told her, baby, it must be your lipstick.
So she gonna hit me with the whole I don't wear
that color lipstick.
You know what I'm saying?
Shorty had nerve enough to try to take a swing at me.
Look, I took karate in the third grade.
No, like that.
Exactly. She didn't touch me.
You know what I'm saying, didn't touch me.
>> So-- so-- so, whose lipstick was it?
>> We really going to have to go through this?
>> We still talking about Venus, huh?
You know what?
Since-- since you ain't doing nothing, you know,
the roommate here, you know, you can hook me up with her
because I, you know, I'm ready to let my baby momma go.
>> Angela?
>> Yeah.
>> Yeah.
>> Like she--
>> Yeah.
>> Like she would want you, Slim?
>> She would.
>> Nah. Anyway, I thought you were sitting here talking
about me?
>> We are.
We are.
>> Anyway, so I told Venus a million times, man,
if I wanted to still be up there playing games,
I would have never got married, man.
>> So-- so you not playing no more?
>> All right, man.
Let's go.
>> Say, man.
I was thinking, since Venus writing this novel and things,
man, you know, I want to be fomous one day.
You think she gonna write about me.
>> Fomous?
>> Fomous, uh-huh.
>> Really?
Fomous. Really?
>> Fomous.
>> Do you even read, Slim?
You just said fomous.
Famous. And does it even matter?
Do you even read, Slim?
>> Just because my baby momma momma grand momma read to me
at night don't mean I can't read.
I just need a little confidence.
A little--
>> You know, I don't even know why I'm entertaining this idea,
man.
Come on, dog.
>> Man, why are you trippin' dog?
>> I just need to rearrange this closet,
make some room for my stuff.
What the hell is this *** doing in here?
What is this *** doing in here?
Everything we've been through together!
This is what I get?
This is what I get, Morris?
All you ever gave Shanna was heartache and pain.
It hurts Shanna's heart.
[ Crying ]
>> So much heartache.
Shanna's got a heartache.
Shanna have a heartache.
Shanna and Morris!
Shanna and Morris!
Shanna and Morris!
Shanna and Morris!
Shanna and-- Stop it!
Stop it! Stop it!
[ Crying ]
[ Music ]
>> You're okay.
Okay, Shanna.
Shanna's going to get ready.
Okay. Okay.
Just let me get myself together.
>> It's okay.
Okay.
I know he's waiting for me at the altar.
Shanna hurry.
Now we're going to live happily ever after.
I know it because he loves me and I love him.
Okay. Come on, Shanna.
>> Coming.
Let me get my veil.
[ Music ]
[ Laughter ]
>> Morris is going to love me.
[ Laughter ]
[ Music ]
[ Humming ]
[ Laughter ]
[ Humming ]
>> Here comes the bride.
[ Music ]
[ Humming and laughter ]
>> Stop it.
Get out. Get out!
Get out! Get out!
Get out! Get out!
[ Sobbing ]
>> Shanna don't like it.
Shanna don't like another woman being in my house
with my man and after my baby.
Shanna don't like it.
[ Crying ]
[ Music ]
[ Basketball game ]
>> Hey, hold on.
Drive. Drive.
Drive. Drive.
Drive.
>> Get up under the basket.
>> Go up under the basket.
>> Would you play?
>> Are you ready to play basketball?
>> Play ball?
Play ball?
>> Brother, you suck!
>> Hey. Whatcha doing?
>> Playing ball.
>> Yeah. Sounds like it.
>> Come on!
Come on! Come on, man!
>> Okay. I'll talk to you when I get home.
Okay. Bye.
>> Wow. Whoever that is sure does have you smiling.
>> Yeah. He sure does.
>> Defense.
He's stealing.
Hold the ball, man.
Hold the ball.
Will you hold the ball?
You scared now.
That's what it is.
Yeah. Uh-huh.
We got you scared, dog.
>> Hello.
>> You're here.
>> I live here.
>> I'm going to go to my room.
>> So, where you been?
>> I don't know.
>> I thought you were going to your room.
>> I was.
Morris, have you been in my room for anything?
>> Like what?
>> I don't know.
>> Why would I be in your room?
>> Yeah, why were you in her room, Morris?
>> Okay. I need you to go.
>> Somebody was in my room
and they've been going through my things.
>> Huh.
>> I just got in.
I've been playing basketball all day.
>> Okay. Well, maybe it's my imagination.
I'm going to go ahead on and go to bed.
Night.
>> You know what?
I think I'm going to go to bed too-- by myself.
>> Something weird going on in this house, man.
Way too weird for me.
I feel like it's the-- it's the woman that I married.
I keep trying to do right, she just keep trippin' on me, man.
>> Here, sleep well.
[ Doorbell ringing ]
>> Morris, baby, get up.
Get up, baby!
>> What?
>> Someone's at the door.
>> Okay. Who would that be at this hour?
>> I don't know.
Go see.
>> Yeah, go see who it is.
>> It's probably just Slim P. or somebody.
>> What if it's not?
Just go see.
>> I don't see nobody.
>> Just go see.
>> Who is it?
>> I don't see nobody.
>> Wait, wait, wait.
What's that?
>> What is that?
>> I don't know.
It's probably just some neighborhood kids or something.
[ Music ]
[ Phone ringing ]
>> It stopped.
>> Oh. I'm scared.
>> You ain't staying in the room with us.
>> Funny, Morris.
Don't look like you staying in the room either.
>> Just star 69 then.
>> Yeah, try that.
>> Okay.
>> It's private.
>> It's probably just somebody playing on the phone, man.
>> Playing or not, I'm going to my room, locking my door
and sleeping with my scissors next to my bed.
>> Yeah, baby.
Come on. Let's go to bed.
>> Oh, now you want me to go in the room with you?
>> Come on.
Come on.
>> That's weird.
>> Look, the only reason why you're
in here is because I'm scared.
You stay on your side and I'll stay on mine.
Good night.
>> What the hell?
>> Morris, what is it?
>> I thought I saw something.
It's just a nightmare.
Go back to bed.
>> Nightmare, huh?
Boo, boo, boo.
>> I'm surprised to see you today.
You're usually at work this time of day,
or at least that's what y'all tell me.
>> Huh?
>> Nothing.
>> Look, I've just been trying to stay out of everybody's way.
I took off work today, had some personal things to take care of,
but I didn't think you were here.
I didn't see your car out front.
>> I let a friend use my car-- a true friend.
She needed it-- she needed it for work,
a friend that I almost let go
of because she was just trying to tell me the truth.
Since she has my car so I had to spend the day
at home and just relax.
>> So, where's Morris?
>> I don't know.
Your guess is as good as mine.
>> Well, I guess that's none of my business.
I'm just going to go grab a few things
and then I'll be headed back out.
>> Okay.
>> Why is she asking me where my husband is?
Honestly, I don't even care.
She can have him.
[ Phone ringing ]
>> Hello. This is she.
Who? Who is this?
>> Try this and tell me what you think.
>> I'm not-- I'm not hungry.
>> Try it.
I bet you'll like it.
>> I bet you he would, that's if he hasn't already.
>> Okay. What is that supposed to mean?
>> You know what it means.
I had an interesting phone call today.
>> From who?
>> From some woman.
What did she say her name was?
Shanna.
>> Shanna?
>> You heard what I said!
>> Okay. That was just an old fling
and that was before I even met you.
>> Really?
She didn't make it sound like it was before you met me.
>> Venus, look.
I have no reason to lie to you, okay.
I have not seen or talked to that woman
since you and I started dating.
>> Really?
>> Yes, really.
I told you about everything you needed to know about my past.
>> And what about your present?
The promises you made to her or that the two
of you would always be together.
>> Okay. Look, I never promised
that woman anything, past or present.
>> Really?
Then what's this?
>> Okay, what is this?
>> You tell me.
I found it hidden in your drawer.
>> I've never seen this before in my life.
>> It's not what Shanna said.
In fact, she said that the lipstick that I found
on your collar, it was hers, and she told you
to clean it off before you came home that night.
>> Okay. Look, I have not seen or talked to that woman in--
>> What are you looking at?
>> Someone moved my picture.
>> Who cares about that damn picture?
>> You know what?
This is getting too crazy for me.
I've been looking for my own place to live
for the past few days.
So surprise, I'm moving out!
>> Well, if that's what you want to do feel free.
But before you leave, wouldn't you
like to meet Morris' friend-- Shanna?
>> No. I really wouldn't.
>> What are you talking about?
>> I thought it'd be interesting--
no, fun to invite her over to the house for dinner.
>> Woman, have you lost your mind?
>> I thought you'd be happy because the skanky underwear
that I found in your drawer the other night wasn't mine!
>> I don't know anything about that.
>> Really?
Because Shanna admitted they were hers.
You can return them to her personally.
Wouldn't you like that?
>> What?
>> And speaking of inviting.
>> He loves me.
He loves me not.
He loves me.
He loves me not.
He loves me.
He loves me not.
He loves me.
He loves me not.
He loves me.
He loves me not.
He loves me.
He loves me not.
He loves me.
He loves me not.
He loves me.
He loves me not.
He loves me.
>> Shanna?
>> Morris.
>> Okay. What in the hell do you two have going on here?
>> Nothing sweetie.
I just-- just finally the truth can be revealed.
>> The truth?
>> You know, that you and I are still together?
>> You know, you are one crazy, psycho.
We've never been together.
>> Then why do I have the keys to our home?
You gave me the alarm code.
>> Okay, look.
I have no clue what is going on right now.
>> It's okay, sweetie.
Venus can still be a guest in our beautiful home.
She's always welcome.
>> You low-down dirty ***!
>> Oh, ***!
[ Shouting ]
>> Morris!
Morris! Let me go!
[ Shouting ]
>> Get out!
Get out of my house!
Get out of my house!
>> Your house?
Don't you mean our house?
Morris don't do this to us.
>> So it's you really moving my picture?
Get out of my house.
>> Okay. But you will see me again soon.
>> Be a cold day in hell.
If you ever, ever come back here I'll consider you an intruder
and I'll do whatever I have to do to protect my family.
>> Venus, are you okay?
>> How could you do this to me?
>> Do what?
>> Take me through all this mess.
>> I haven't done anything.
>> Angela, what do you have to say to that?
>> Look, I don't want to have anything to do with this.
>> No, I want you to.
Did you ever sleep with Morris?
The cat's out of the bag.
Just-- just tell me.
>> Nothing ever happened between me and Morris.
In fact, I did everything you told me to do
and he never responded.
>> Hold on.
Hold on. Wait a minute.
So you used Angela to seduce me?
>> That was an accident.
She was in the way anyway.
Get down! Now!
Down.
>> Just put the gun down.
>> Put the gun down.
Okay, Morris.
I'll put the gun down, only if you agree to say I do.
>> Do what?
>> Come on, baby.
Let's just kill them all so it'll be you and I.
[ Laughter ]
>> What do you think I should do?
>> Oh, Morris.
Please. Please.
>> What you men don't understand,
you can't just use us like you do and then just throw us away!
What goes around comes around, Morris.
>> Look, I'm sorry.
Okay, but we had-- we had an understanding.
There was no feelings involved.
>> No feelings were involved?
No feelings were involved?
You don't get it!
You just don't get it do you, Morris?
When a woman shares her garden,
her heart's involved no matter what her mouth says.
And you, you used me and now it's time for me to get even.
Yeah.
>> I mean, I said I'm sorry.
[ Gunshot and laughter ]
>> Shots fired.
Shots fired.
We need backup.
[ Laughter ]
>> The damn trigger just keeps going off doesn't it, baby?
Are you okay?
Are you okay?
>> He's fine!
Move!
>> I'll take care of him.
>> No. Don't make me give you a matching hole.
>> Tell me, Shanna can't live like this.
Shanna can't live like this.
Shanna can't live like this.
You. You slept with my man.
We're all going to hell.
Say goodbye, Morris.
>> Police!
>> Freeze!
>> Police!
Put your gun down!
>> Police!
Put the gun down!
>> Ma'am, put your weapon down!
>> Somebody has to feel the pain that I felt.
>> Your hurt can heal.
If you do something foolish it can't heal.
Put your gun down and come with me.
>> No. I can't do that.
[ Gun shots ]
>> Are you okay?
>> Yeah. Hey, aren't you the guy that came--
>> Yeah. I'm a detective.
>> The mail lady is actually my partner, Sergeant Jaden.
We've been watching this house for the last year,
ever since she's been sneaking in.
Your neighbors called in about a suspicious person.
We didn't know what was going on,
so we kept on watching the house until we were starting
to know something was wrong.
What threw us was she had a key
and she also knew the alarm code.
So really, there's no calls from this house saying
that there was a problem.
>> Thank you, man.
Appreciate it.
>> I'm sorry, Morris.
I'm so sorry.
>> It's all right.
We're all right.
Hey, not too hard.
>> Yeah, I know.
>> How could you invite your sorority
into our home to seduce me?
Invite Shanna over here?
>> I had to believe that you really loved me
and that you wouldn't cheat on me.
>> I never gave you a reason to think that I would.
>> I let Katrina in my head,
which brought her into our marriage.
>> Yeah. Now see what you did?
Two people are dead because of some damn insecure friend.
>> I know.
I know. Can you please find it
in your heart to ever forgive me?
I love you so much, Morris.
I love you so much.
>> I love you too.
>> Just not as my wife.
>> What?
>> You got to get your stuff.
You got to get out of my house.
>> But this is our home.
>> Mm-mm. No, remember.
I had this house before I even met you.
Matter of fact, you didn't move nothing
in here but your clothes.
You know what?
I'll pack them up for you.
I'll send it wherever you at.
See if you can find somewhere to put that in your little noggin.
You know you-- you just can't even trust anybody.
Glad I made you sign that prenup.
>> I guess you're forgetting that you're broke!
All you have is this house!
I want to tell you I hate you right now, but I can't!
Not to the man who's the father of the child that I'm carrying.
>> Father of your child?
>> Yes.
>> Put me on child support, but you gotta go.
>> Here, you can have your ring back.
>> You can keep it.
[ Music ]
>> I'll be back out there.
[ Music ]
>> Shots fired!
Shots fired!
We need backup!
>> One more time.
>> What?
>> Sharts?
Sharts fired.
>> He needs to stop these white women you're talking to,
you need to stay with sisters.
You knew what happened to OJ?
Bless his heart.
He's fond of fat women who don't mind shopping for snacks.
He didn't do it.
Speaking of snacks--
[ Laughter ]
>> So where'd y'all leave off at?
>> It looks like you didn't expect us.
[ Laughter ]
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[ Screaming ]
[ Laughter ]
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