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(CRASHING)
HULK: Time to smash!
(GLASS SHATTERING)
(ROARS)
(GROANS)
Skaar destroy everything best!
(GRUNTS)
(GROANS)
Fifty tacos says I bring down this whole building
faster than any of you.
(GRUNTS)
Ha! You think you can out smash old Red?
Hail to the smashing king!
Maybe, if you can smash stuff with your mouth.
(A-BOMB GRUNTS)
A-BOMB: Whoo-hoo!
(LAUGHS)
And ring-a-ling goes the final bell.
Pay up, smashers. Those 50 tacos are all mine.
A-Bomb's away!
Skaar like.
Nice one, Jones!
Rick's kind of new to the whole Hulk thing.
But he's really taken to smashing.
We taught him well.
(LAUGHS)
(ROARS)
SPIDER-MAN: Great.
Hulk and his gamma gang have gone all smash happy.
Little old Spidey has to stop 'em.
9:00 a.m. is way too early for mindless destruction.
(SCREAMS)
(RUMBLING)
(GRUNTS)
Enough with the smashing, Hulks!
(CROWD JEERING)
SPIDER-MAN: Now what?
Newsflash, web-head.
We were smashing this old building
to make room for a children's hospital.
Our new charity, Smashing for Hope.
stuff for a good cause.
Oh. Well, I can bust up stuff, too.
Check this out.
Ow, ow, ow.
from the pros
as a guest smasher on my web show!
Heh. No thanks.
I'm a camera shy kind of guy.
And I know smashing plus spiders equals bad.
Whoa. Spidey sense's going crazy.
(CROWD SCREAMING)
SPIDER-MAN: Oh, no. That thing looks familiar.
(WHIRRING)
Look out!
HULK: Skaar!
Ah! Cold!
Slimy!
(GROANS)
but this is bad.
Skaar just got venomized.
(ROARS)
(GROWLS)
SKAAR: Venom Skaar lives!
(ROARS)
Whoa!
So what exactly is a Venom, anyway?
Definitely some kind of blobby alien.
Probably hitched a ride on a meteor.
If only. Picture a blob of murderous goo
that can possess anyone it touches.
No fun.
How do you know so much about this thing?
Heh. Funny story.
Or long awful story.
It was kind of created from my blood.
(ROARS)
(PEOPLE GASPING)
HULK: So what's it want with us?
I think I know where to find the answer.
(GROWLS)
(ROARS)
Hold on, Skaar.
(GRUNTS)
So how do we get him out?
We smash him out. Duh.
Hold up! Don't hurt Skaar!
(GRUNTS)
Say nurturing things to it?
(SNARLS)
Great.
Stupid robots.
goo spewing monster.
(ELECTRICITY CRACKLES)
(MOTORS WHINING)
Hmm. Who builds tentacled robots?
Who could it be?
DOCTOR OCTOPUS: Greetings, Spider-Man.
Skip it, Doc!
What are you thinking venomizing the Hulk?
This is crazy. Even for you.
their stories on camera,
so why not me?
to eat you
is quite an exciting twist.
It's predicable, Ock.
I'm giving your movie two flips down.
(STRAINS)
(SHATTERING)
some fire power.
Coming at you, Red!
(LAUGHS)
Fall, you mudface pile of ooze!
(GRUNTS)
Head's up, Hulks. Weapons coming in hot.
Power levels set to stun.
(SNARLS)
Jen, look out!
SHE-HULK: No. No!
Once that tar grabs you,
it's got your body and your mind!
Guys, could use a Hulk hand.
(GROWLS)
(BOTH GRUNTING)
(GROWLING)
(GROANS)
HULK: Jen, no!
A-Bomb, blast it back!
Where's Skaar?
(GROANS)
(ROARS)
Huh, why is she...
It growing?
And turning green? I don't know.
This is definitely not your daddy's Venom.
It's draining our gamma energy.
sucks her dry, too.
is your thing and all,
but if you touch it,
a Times Square porta potty.
This is what we do!
(SNARLS)
Batter up, Hulk.
These will slow her down.
But they won't hurt her.
(GRUNTS)
I hope you're right.
(ROARS)
Hate to say it. No, actually I like saying it.
I told you so.
(GROANING)
(SCREAMS)
straight off you, Jen.
(GRUNTS)
(GROANS)
(ROARS)
Get me out of here!
Rick's armor is too tough. Venom can't take him over.
Cover me, I'll yank him free.
neighborhood Spider-Man?
(STRAINS)
Let me make it simple. Don't touch the goo!
old Red down.
I'm the strongest Hulk there is!
(LAUGHS)
Red. (GROANS)
(GRUNTS)
(GLASS SMASHING)
He's got the power of four Hulks.
Okay, web-head, you said smashing won't do it.
So how do we beat your blood brother?
What we need is...
(CLANKING)
Let him go!
You
are all mine!
SHE-HULK: Hulk, no!
(GROANS)
I was just about to break out.
Glory-hogging greenie.
Venom Hulk smash!
Hulk smash world!
(ALL SHOUTING)
(YELLS)
If he can't get out...
That must've been Doc Ock's plan along.
your hulking power.
(DOCTOR OCTOPUS CHUCKLES)
Right you are, freaks of nature.
is my latest creation.
mission shall we?
Venom, devour Spider-Man.
on the Internet?
(SNARLING) Devour Spider-Man!
(SCREAMING)
No tongue. No tongue!
There is so much wrong with this.
(SCREAMS)
Skaar, if you're feeling better, nail him!
Skaar ka-boomerang Hulk blob!
(SNARLS)
Bug-man welcome.
(ROARS)
(FIRING)
(GROWLS)
Forget me! (GRUNTS)
Get Spidey to safety!
express out of here.
We got to get Hulk out of there.
Venom won't let go till there's nothing left.
(GROWLS)
(ROARS)
Sorry, Hulk. This is all my fault.
Wait, hold up!
(SNARLS)
He'll be here any second.
How are we gonna smash greenie out?
Well, for starters, smashing isn't an option.
One sure way to stop old shark mouth.
(CRACKLING)
Just follow your little red and blue buddy's lead.
And stay out of you-know-who's way.
I'll get this party started.
(GRUNTS)
Got it!
When I give the word, light them up.
Boy, he's big. Let's hope it's enough.
gamma power,
(BOTH STRAINING)
Just don't deep fry my internal organs, okay?
Now!
(BOTH STRAINING)
SPIDER-MAN: I said now!
(GROANS)
(ELECTRICITY CRACKLES)
(GRUNTS)
(SHRIEKS)
(ROARS)
Skaar really hate mean blob.
(SNARLS)
Okay, we need a new plan!
If we could just slow it down.
hideous man-eating slime.
without using your fists?
for knuckle sandwiches.
All right, the cold thing is worth a shot.
Who can buy me some time?
Red, jump jet now.
Interesting.
resist electricity.
Unlike the original Venom.
Very promising.
We will eat you!
(JET ENGINES ROARING)
off of green jeans.
Careful with those missiles. It's my cousin in there.
a little off the top.
(FIRING)
(GROWLS)
RED HULK: Uh-oh.
You vaporized him?
Impossible, it was only like half a mega-ton.
(ROARS)
COMPUTER: Warning, hull breach imminent.
(CRASHING)
(GLASS SHATTERING)
RED HULK: Well, at least we're getting our strength back.
(HORN HONKS)
(TIRES SQUEALING)
Spider-Man!
Spidey, what if this stuff ices Hulk, too?
can't freeze him solid.
I'm a science nerd.
Usually?
Will you just drive!
(GRUNTS)
(SNARLING)
SPIDER-MAN: Oh, no.
(SNARLS)
a Spidey-sicle!
(SNARLS)
Skaar slash!
(BOTH SCREAMING)
Can't believe they actually did it.
(SMASHING)
(SHIVERING) Freezer burn.
(CRACKING)
(STRAINS)
Hulk!
It... It should've worked!
out of there.
Spidey, web me!
A-BOMB: Let's heave-ho, crew.
(ALL STRAINING)
(GROANING)
Hulk, thought we'd lost you.
Let him go?
I pulled him out of there!
Venom ain't down yet.
(GURGLES)
No!
turned into dessert.
You will join us!
We are Gamma Venom!
Move it, Spidey!
to tell me twice.
is a success so far.
But it has yet to finish evolving.
In the meantime, chew up the wall crawler
and re-absorb the Hulk.
Venom will devour you!
with that attitude.
Less talk, more smash!
(GROWLS)
How many times do I have to say it?
No habla el smasho.
Ixnay on the ashingsmay.
Nein on the smashing.
Hey, I do more than smash.
It's just my go to, you know?
(SNARLS)
(ALL STRAINING)
Let them go!
(SHRIEKING)
but do it some more.
Cover your ears.
(SONIC BOOM ERUPTS)
That's it.
a molecular level.
Yeah, Hulk! Get your clap on.
(GROWLS)
Hey, *** kid, grab my blaster.
See if you can change the sonic resonators.
I'm no Tony Stark, but I've got some skills.
(STRAINS)
Let's see. Change the polarity here,
coupled with...
Web-head!
Set phasers to sonic butt-kickery.
(SONIC BOOM ERUPTS)
(SHRIEKS)
(GROANS)
Uh-oh. That's not good.
with that?
absorbed enough gamma
to achieve critical mass.
It's only a matter of time now.
(SNARLS)
when it explodes.
Ock isn't just after me.
the whole city!
(ROARS)
(SIGHS) My hero.
Now you get to be mine, web-head.
I need you to lure it out of the city.
Use the Lincoln Tunnel.
Wait, isn't the bridge faster? And where are you going?
How do I keep ending up as bait?
Spider-Man!
Must devour!
Out of the way! Move it, people!
Eighty foot Venom blob bomb on the loose!
(PEOPLE SCREAMING)
(SNARLS)
Come on, big green, where are you?
(GRUNTS)
(ROARING)
Look who's about to pop.
At least you can't goo up the Big Apple down here.
Just...
(ROARS)
(BELL RINGS)
My cameras! Where's my Venom?
I didn't see Spider-Man destroyed.
HULK: Hey, slime snake.
Listen up.
(BELL RINGS)
(SHRIEKS)
(BELL RINGS)
(GROANS)
What happened?
Stop him, Spidey!
How do you like being chased for a change, huh, goop face?
(SNARLS)
(BELL RINGS)
(ROARS)
Everyone, together now!
(BELL RINGING)
(ROARS)
(BUBBLING)
Well, look what the Venom coughed up.
you're saying.
What did you say?
Skaar ears not work.
It's only temporary.
being inside Venom.
At least I don't have to hear Spidey yapping away!
Ha! Yeah.
not smashing that creep.
Ow!
But Venom is my headache.
for hope thing.
(CROWD CHEERS)
MAN: Go, Spidey!
There's always hope.
So who do these belong to anyway?
That would be one Doc Ock.
and get a trance on him.
Because I can do cool things like that.
Venoms by now.
eaten alive or...
(GASPING)
by smashing.
(LAUGHS)
Uh-oh.
involve smashing.
Well, technically we smashed a bell.
So there's that.
Uh, all right, look.
Point is, we don't have to smash everything.
for reminding us.
Thanks, Spidey. And don't forget,
footage we appropriated.
So that's it. A-Bomb out.
It's, Hulk out.
I thought you liked to try different things.
Like, "Smash you later, peeps."
next smashing!"
Oh, you got to be kidding me.