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Are you a person who's always smiling?
Do you have an extremely and exaggeratedly peaceful and serene character?
Do you act like a holy person, in difficult and stressful situations?
Have you tried being angry for several times without success?
Do you try to frown, but all you get is a face that looks like a *** elephant?
No problem!
From now on, you will be able to use the knife that does not cut!
Thanks to its special non-sharpened and impossible-to-sharpen blade, you can finally achieve the desired effect.
Try it!
AAAHHHHHGGGHHHHH!!!!!
Keep out of reach of children, even though the knife actually doesn't cut...