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Oh wow, Thats great, but I don't even know your name.
It's not important.
Ok. If - you could not leave a hickey - that would be -
(Biting Sounds)
OW! What the ***!? You bit me!
(Spitting)
You taste terrible.
What is wrong with you? Jesus!
Hah! What's wrong with me? You have got to have the worst after taste I have ever -
Is that falafel?
I can't believe this.
Man your diet must be just -
Ok. Ok. Whoa.You are clearly into some *** ***. And you're freaking me out a little
bit. So i'm just going to - bye -
Wait. I need you -
No. I am not interested.
Oh. God. I'm going to have to go to the hospital for this. You ***!
That's probably a bad idea.
How the - How did you just do that?
What I've got is definitely not covered by health care.
What you've got? What does that even mean?
***.
Sorry.
This is - somebody put you up to this, from the office right? This is a prank.
It's not a prank Babe. I just needed a snack.
A snack. Thats good. That's really good.
And you were terrible.
Well, you suck at kissing. The worst.
I kinda gotta kill you now.
Oh, yeah absolutely. Help! Police!
God this is painful.
Anybody! There is a psycho *** - WHOA
You're not making this any easier -
-That was kindof the idea -
- LISTEN. If I don't finish you, you're going to wind up like me. You'll die, you'll come
back, and then you'll spend the rest of your non-life hating me. Do you really want that?
I -
For what it's worth, you're probably a nice guy.
Thanks.
Jesus, See. This is why they tell us not to talk to our food.
So if you don't kill me, I'm going to -
- Yeah
The whole?
Feasting off the living thing? Yeah.
And if you go out in the sunlight? Do you - ah -
-Die! Horribly. Painfully.
No sparkling huh?
Twilight is ***!
Oh - I don't feel so -
***. You're going. I have to.
Whatever. It's not like I was doing anything important with my life.
You weren't?
I sell cell phones.
God I hate people like you.
Well, you're going to love this.
Hey. What's your name?
I'm Myra.
Myra. You know. If you weren't about to kill me. I'd actually think you were pretty cool.
I'm Willis.
Goodbye Willis.
Bon Appetite.
Oh.Thats actually not so bad. Whats wrong?
(Retching)
OH come on!
I'm sorry. It's just so terrible. Man do you live on fast food?
All I had was some Pad Thai before I came out I -
- That's what that is. I knew it. All those god damn spices.
Myra. Can we focus on the issue at hand here? Please?
(Distantly) WILLIS?! Where are you?
Oh ***. My friends.
Uh. Willis. I really don't think I can.
No. You said that if you didn't I'd - I'm gunna
(Distantly) Willis?
Hey. It's not that bad, really. Lots of perks.
I can't feel. My... Anything.
I'll find you. I promise.
You know what?
I changed my mind.
You're... You're a ***.
And you have totally ruined my appetite.
(Heartbeat. Slowly)
(Silence)
(Breathing)