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>> Hello, and again welcome, Internet people. My name is Ryan. We're playing Skyrim.
We are as determined as people may be
to get
some sap for some lady. She needs it for a tree. She really likes that tree from what
I understand.
So
it's this way.
Really, really far this way.
Really, really far away this way.
We're going to travel there. Oh my god, it's an elk.
Hi.
Don't mind me, I'm just setting you on fire. Where are you going?
It's cold out. I thought you would appreciate it.
Anyway, it's this way somewhere.
I'm just sort of running along. That's how this is going.
That's how this is going down.
Oh, there's lots of people shooting arrows at me right now. This is not advantageous
for me. Like, not even in the slightest.
Where is that woman that ended up underneath here?
Hi.
How are you?
I'm doing good.
You appear to be dead, though, so that's...
That is quite the problem you're having, your death.
Also that burned skin thing.
It's kind of gross.
Oh, you're a person.
I love setting people on fire.
It works out well for me.
Not so well for the people
that are getting set on fire.
But that's OK.
I care surprisingly little about their feelings.
Horrifyingly little about their feelings.
Oh, you're going to need both hands.
And there you go.
Problem solved, I think.
Is there another guy? No? Oh, he's being a ninja.
Look at this.
Look at you.
Hey, dude. What are you doing?
Don't be so like that.
Just warm up by the fire.
You'll be OK.
Well this side of the river is lovely. I do believe I want to be on the other side.
I wonder if that man there is interested in my imminent demise, as most people are. Oh,
it doesn't appear that he is. Hello.
>> I'm on a pilgrimage to the Shrine of Azura, the Goddess of Twilight, if you'll excuse
me.
>> Wait, where is the Shrine of Azura?
I want to go there.
>> In the mountains to the northeast. I'll mark it on your map.
>> This is wonderful. Is that a settlement out here? In this castle?
Or is it just going to be filled with bandits?
Fort Amol.
>> I'm warning you. Back off.
>> OK. OK, I'm backing off. I'm backing off.
I'm... OK.
Oh, I don't like the look of that giant carcass.
Oh, wolves. Hi.
Please don't bite me.
You know, if you weren't biting me just then I probably wouldn't set you on fire.
OK.
Giants?
Hello.
How's it going? OK, OK, no I'm going. Don't worry. I'm leaving. OK.
Yeah, no, I'm not interested in a fight.
Why does the tree have to be inside the cave?
Why?
Why can't the tree grow outside the cave like every other tree?
Oh my lord.
This is quite the cave.
What is that guy doing in here?
Does he want me dead?
>> Hello there, friend. >> Hello.
>> Come to enjoy the sights and sounds of this beautiful sanctuary, as I have? It's
truly remarkable, isn't it?
>> It really is.
>> Welcome to Eldergleam Sanctuary, my friend. If you have any questions, speak to Asta.
>> Asta? There's more of you people here?
>> It is difficult to proceed with all the roots.
Oh wait, you must be... Hello.
>> Amazing that such beauty could exist in a place as desolate as Devil Tundra?
>> Yes. What is this place?
>> You are in Eldergleam Sanctuary. Just a small glimpse of what beauty Kynareth has
to offer. Wonderful place, isn't it?
>> Is that tree Endergleam?
>> Yes, my friend. But no one has been able to get close to her for as long as I can remember.
>> Why not?
>> As you can see, Eldergleam's roots are large and stretch far, blocking any path to
her trunk. Though, believe it or not, there are rumours of a weapon that even Eldergleam
herself would lift her roots for, more out of fear than of respect.
>> You mean this weapon?
>> The rumours were true! I beg of you, don't harm the tree! Nothing good can come of it.
>> I don't want to harm the tree. I just want to poke it and take its sap. That can't be
so wrong, can it?
Oh, it's beautiful.
Oh, hello.
Please don't *** me. I just needed the sap.
It's to save another tree, I swear to god.
Wait, why am I dying?
Those weren't people. Those were spriggans.
I don't think I could defeat two of them, but that doesn't keep me from trying.
Hi.
You're really pretty.
Oh, this is going so poorly for me. It's going so poorly for me.
OK.
I'm going to defeat you, not because I want to...
but because I am a completionist and
me leaving this place without you being dead would haunt my dreams forever.
I would think, "Man, that spriggan is still alive and not everything in that room was
dead."
And that would be just the worst thing that could ever possibly happen. We're talking
ever. We're talking worse than dragons coming and destroying an entire... Oh wait.
Well, that's where that Shrine of Azura is.
That's far away. I think I'll wait until the first time I visit Winterhold.
In the meantime, I think we'll just return back to Whiterun.
I was thinking maybe it was nearby and that guy was almost there. Nope, that's just not
true at all. It's way the *** out in the middle of nowhere.
Hello, conspicuous group of naked people.
Hello. >> Huh?
>> Hi. >> Hmph. Need something?
>> No, I'm good. I'm just saying hello. Hi.
>> Need something? >> No.
Well you guys have a fun time here in the hot springs, I guess.
Hanging out, all naked.
Oh dear, I seem to have fallen into a raging rapid
and I cannot get out. This is a problem. I'm going to die.
Oh, no I'm not. OK.
It's best when I don't die.
At least that's what I find.
Other people might not be so agreeable to that
deduction. Particularly all those bandits I keep seeming to run into and murdering.
Zombie goats, leave this place!
What is, what is going on? What's happening, goat?
I have your leg. I have leg of goat!
I shall use the leg of goat for evil.
>> Hm? >> Hi.
>> Yes? >> Who are you looking for?
>> We're looking for information about a woman, a foreigner in these lands. She's a Redguard,
like us. We believe she may be hiding in Whiterun, but we're checking everywhere to be sure.
>> Until next time.
>> Foreigners, what a nusience.
>> What was that all about?
>> They thought I was some other Redguard woman. They just wouldn't leave me alone.
I hope they get lost in the wilderness.
>> They said they were going to go check Whiterun but they're totally going in the wrong direction.
Well, at this rate I'll probably make it just to Whiterun again by nightfall. I think we'll
make that an episode, Internet people.
Next time we'll see about fixing that tree.
We've been fixing a tree for two episodes already. Can you believe that?
My goodness me.
Thanks for watching, Internet people.