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♪ HEATHCLIFF, HEATHCLIFF, NO ONE SHOULD ♪
♪ TERRIFY THEIR NEIGHBORHOOD ♪
♪ BUT HEATHCLIFF JUST WON'T BE UNDONE ♪
♪ PLAYING PRANKS ON EVERYONE ♪
♪ THERE'S A RACE TO BE ON TOP ♪
♪ THE COMPETITION DOESN'T STOP ♪
♪ MIXING WITH THE LADIES FAIR ♪
♪ BEING CHARMING, DEBONAIR ♪
♪ THE GANG WILL REIGN SUPREME ♪
♪ AND NO ONE CAN DENY-Y-Y-Y ♪
♪ THEY'LL MAKE DUMP HISTORY ♪
♪ AND ALWAYS HAVE AN ALIBI-I ♪
♪ SO JOIN IN THE JUBILEE ♪
♪ THE CATS ARE GREAT, THEY'LL ALL AGREE ♪
♪ FIND IN EACH CALAMITY ♪
♪ THE CATS' SUPERIORITY ♪
♪ OH OH OH OH OH OH ♪
♪ OH OH OH ♪
♪ OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH ♪
♪ OH OH OH ♪
♪ HEATHCLIFF, HEATHCLIFF, NO ONE SHOULD ♪
♪ TERRIFY THEIR NEIGHBORHOOD ♪
♪ BUT HEATHCLIFF JUST WON'T BE UNDONE ♪
♪ YOU SHOULD REALIZE ♪
♪ HE CAN WIN IT WITH YOU ♪
ALL RIGHT, SPIKE. YOU'RE A DOG,
BUT NOW, YOU'RE A FULLY TRAINED BULL.
[GRR]
[GRR]
NO!
[GRR]
NO!
[GRR]
SPIKE'S UP TO HIS OLD TRICKS AGAIN.
HE JUST WON'T LEARN.
AAH! AAH!
OH.
HMM?
[TOREADOR MUSIC PLAYING]
Olé!
Spike: OW!
[GRR]
[ROAR]
[CRASH]
HEE HEE HEE! HUH?
COME ON, YOU BULLHEADED MUTT.
[ROWR]
UHH...HMM.
YOU DON'T THINK I'D TRY THE SAME TRICK 3 TIMES, DO YOU?
[GRR]
WHOA!
THANKS, HEATHCLIFF.
HERE'S YOUR MAIL.
HOW ABOUT THAT? YOURS AND IGGY'S LETTERS TO SANTA
WERE RETURNED, TOO.
THAT'S THE TENTH ONE TODAY.
I WONDER IF SANTA'S QUITTING.
AH!
SANTA QUITTING HIS JOB?
TIME TO PAY A VISIT TO THE NORTH POLE.
NOW TO GET TO SANTA'S.
NOW, LET'S SEE. I NEED A DOGSLED--
AND I KNOW THE PERFECT DOG.
[SNORING]
HUH?
MUSH. GO!
YOU'RE GOING TO PULL MY SLED TO THE NORTH POLE SO I CAN SEE SANTA.
OH, THAT'S CUTE.
OH, HEATHCLIFF, IF I GET A RED NOSE...
♪ CAN I GUIDE YOU TO SANTA TONIGHT? ♪
NOW! MUSH!
WHAT A HEAVY STORM.
STUPID, UGLY DOLL.
SAME DUMB TOYS EVERY YEAR. PAH!
WISH I HAD A REAL JOB.
[HONK HONK]
TUCK! FRONT AND CENTER.
TUCK, ARE YOU HAPPY AT YOUR JOB?
HOW COULD I BE?
CHRISTMAS IS A SCAM--
MAKING KIDS BE GOOD ALL YEAR
SO THEY CAN GET TOYS ON ONE DAY.
IT'S A GOOD REASON FOR THEM TO BEHAVE.
WE GET THEIR LETTERS WAY IN ADVANCE
TELLING US WHAT THEY WANT FOR CHRISTMAS.
IT'S COME TO MY ATTENTION THAT SOME OF THESE LETTERS WERE SENT BACK.
SOUNDS LIKE THE WORK OF SOMEONE MEAN AND DESPICABLE
WHO HATES CHRISTMAS.
LIKE YOU.
A LOT LIKE ME.
WELL, I'VE GOTTEN WORD FROM THE BIG MAN TO LET YOU GO, TUCK.
YOU'RE FIRED!
YOU CAN'T FIRE ME,
BECAUSE I QUIT.
MUSH! MUSH, YOU MULE, YOU.
MAKE TRACKS, LITTLE DOGGY.
I'VE HAD IT! I'M NOT GOING TO BE TREATED LIKE...
SOME DONKEY OUT HERE IN THE MIDDLE OF THIS ICE BUCKET.
ANYWAY, I DON'T WANT TO SEE SANTA.
I HAVEN'T BEEN GOOD ALL YEAR,
AND I DON'T NEED TO BE TOLD THAT.
OHH!
WHOA!
AAH!
OHH!
OOF!
[WHAM]
I THINK WE'RE HERE.
WHAT MAKES YOU THINK THAT?
BECAUSE YOU HIT THE NORTH POLE POLE, BIG GUY.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY WE'RE HERE.
OH, THEY WANT TO SEE SANTA.
WE'LL JUST SEE ABOUT THAT.
WE'RE IN THIS TOGETHER. NOW LET'S GET GOING.
AAH!
THIS ICE WON'T HOLD FOREVER, SPIKE.
WE'D BETTER TAKE IT SLOWLY.
THEN THIS'LL CRACK YOU UP.
[RUMBLING]
HUH?
OHH!
HOPE YOU GUYS BROUGHT YOUR SWIMSUITS!
WHOA!
GOOD THING WE'VE NOT EATEN ALL DAY, OR WE'D BE SUNK.
THEN EAT THIS, BUDDY!
OH! UH!
AAH!
HAVE A NICE DAY!
[HONK HONK HONK]
KEEP COOL, OLD BOY. I'M GOING TO FIND THIS MISCHIEF-MAKER.
I WON'T HAVE TO LOOK FAR.
[GRR]
NOW FOR AMMUNITION.
INCOMING.
CHARGE!
AAH!
AAH!
THAT OUGHTA KEEP THE LITTLE RUNT BUSY.
[ANIMAL GROWLS]
UH-OH.
SPIKE'S GOING TO BE DOG MEAT IF I DON'T HURRY.
[SNIFFING]
AAH!
WHOA!
[ROWRRR]
SPIKE!
[ROWR]
Tuck: HELP ME!
[CRASH]
UH, WHAT DO YOU THINK?
SANTA MAY BE WATCHING.
Tuck: HELP ME!
[ROAR]
[PANTING]
THANKS.
THE LEAST WE COULD DO AFTER ALL YOU DID FOR US.
I'M SORRY, GUYS.
I'M GOING THROUGH A DIFFICULT TIME RIGHT NOW
TRYING TO FIGURE OUT IF I SHOULD BE A GOOD ELF OR A BAD ONE.
WHAT HAVE YOU DECIDED?
BEING BAD MEANS BEING COLD, HUNGRY, AND OUT OF WORK.
HOPEFULLY, SANTA WILL TAKE ME HOME.
SANTA THREW YOU OUT?
YEAH. I RETURNED ALL THOSE KIDS' LETTERS THEY SENT TO HIM.
THAT'S WHY WE CAME UP HERE--
TO FIND OUT WHAT WAS GOING ON
AND TO GIVE THESE BACK TO SANTA.
I THINK I CAN ARRANGE A MEETING. FOLLOW ME.
WOW!
SO THIS IS WHERE ALL THE TOYS ARE MADE.
AH, IT'S A LIVING.
SO, YOU'RE BACK, TUCK? IT'S A JUNGLE OUT THERE, HUH?
ACTUALLY, IT'S A BLIZZARD OUT THERE.
BUT, YES, I WANT TO COME BACK.
I'M NOT THE ONE YOU HAVE TO ASK.
OK, OK. I'LL GO.
COME ON, GUYS.
COME RIGHT IN.
TELL HIM ABOUT THE LETTERS.
Y-YOU TELL HIM.
UH, SANTA, THESE LETTERS WERE RETURNED TO US,
AND WE'RE HERE TO GIVE THEM BACK.
I...GUESS IT'S ALL MY FAULT.
I SENT BACK SOME OF THE LETTERS.
I'M SORRY. PLEASE TAKE ME BACK, SANTA.
WELL, THAT'S A START.
ALL RIGHT, TUCK. YOU CAN HAVE YOUR JOB BACK.
AND I WANT TO THANK YOU TWO FOR RETURNING THE LETTERS.
HMM. MMM.
MMM!
VERY GOOD! VERY GOOD.
HMM. YOU'VE BEEN A GOOD CAT THIS YEAR, HAVEN'T YOU, HEATHCLIFF?
OH, YEAH, SANTA.
I'VE BEEN A VERY GOOD KITTY THIS YEAR.
AHEM. AHEM. AHEM.
OW!
OW! OOH! OW!
HO HO HO!
AND YOU, SPIKE? YOU HAVEN'T BEEN CHASING ANY MAILMEN, HAVE YOU?
NOT A ONE.
OW!
OW!
OH! OH!
HO HO HO!
WELL, RETURNING THESE LETTERS IS A GOOD DEED
THAT WIPES OUT A LOT OF THE MISCHIEF YOU TWO HAVE BEEN UP TO ALL YEAR.
I BELIEVE YOU'LL NEED A RIDE HOME. CORRECT?
YES, SANTA.
YEAH, SANTA.
FINE. TUCK, GO TO THE STABLE AND SADDLE UP MY SLEIGH TEAM.
I'LL TAKE THESE TWO HOME.
♪ WE'RE GOING ON SANTA'S SLEIGH ♪
♪ WE'RE GOING ON SANTA'S SLEIGH ♪
TUCK, WOULD YOU LIKE TO COME ALONG FOR THE RIDE?
HOORAY!
HERE WE ARE.
THANKS FOR THE RIDE, SANTA.
BE GOOD, TUCK.
REMEMBER WHAT SANTA SAID ABOUT US BEING GOOD TO EACH OTHER?
OK, SPIKE. I WILL.
AAH!
HA HA HA!
WELL, MAYBE WE'LL START TOMORROW.
TAKE THAT!
AAH! OOH!
OW! OH! OOH!
TAKE THAT!
[MUNGO HUMMING]
HUH?
FOR GOODNESS SAKE, I FEEL A QUAKE.
Hector: MUNGO, PUT THE HILL DOWN.
UH...ALL RIGHT, HECTOR.
YAA!
Man: POTATOGRAM FOR MUNGO McMUNGO.
MUNGO McMUNGO? THAT'S ME.
MUNGO! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO READ IT,
NOT IRON IT.
DUH, IT'S FROM GRANNY McMUNGO IN IRELAND.
Granny: DEAR GRANDSON,
YOUR BABY BROTHER MINGO IS OUT OF LINE.
HE'S BEEN RUNNING WITH A TOUGH GANG OF MANX CATS,
AND I FEAR HE'LL END UP IN THE ALLEY.
I'VE DONE ALL I CAN FOR THE LAD,
AND NOW I PUT HIM IN YOUR LOVING CARE.
HE'LL ARRIVE ON THE NEXT POTATO BOAT.
Y-YOU CAN COUNT ON ME, GRANNY.
HE WON'T BE NO TROUBLE.
HUH?
HEY, JACK, GIVE THOSE BACK!
OH!
AAH!
HEH HEH HEH!
HEE HEE HEE!
DUH...
MINGO!
BOY, YOU SURE HAVE GROWN.
KID BROTHER OR NOT, MUNGO, I SAY HE GOES.
[GASPS]
BUT, BOSS, I PROMISED GRANNY.
HE STOLE MY POEMS, HE ATE OUR FOOD.
I SAY THE PUNK IS JUST NO GOOD.
AW, THE KID AIN'T SO BAD.
YAA!
HE'S WORSE THAN BAD!
DUH, HE'S JUST SOWING A FEW WILD POTATOES.
Cleo: LET ME TALK TO HIM.
I GUESS WE ALL THOUGHT YOU'D BE SMALLER,
BUT HERE, ANYWAY.
DUH, THANKS, MISS CLEO.
NOBODY EVER KNIT ME, DUH, BOOTIES BEFORE.
THESE ARE BETTER THAN DICE.
WHOA! WHOA! WHOA!
DUH, HE'S GETTING AWAY.
THANKS, MUNGO.
[SNIFFING]
DUH, HEY! HEY, HEY, HEY.
AT LAST, A LITTLE ACTION.
YAY! OH!
OH, ISN'T THAT RIFFRAFF'S CAR?
USED TO BE. YA CARE FOR A SPIN?
HOLD IT RIGHT THERE, TUNA BREATH!
I'M MADCAP MEL, LEADER OF THE BAD NEWS CATS.
DUH, USED TO BE THE LEADER, YOU MEAN.
HEH HEH HEH!
AND THOSE ARE OUR GIRLS!
HEY!
HEY! OOH!
[CLANG]
USED TO BE YOUR GIRLS, YOU MEAN.
HA HA! HA HA HA!
OHH! OH...
WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO, MADCAP?
ENLIST HIM. HE'S A CLASSY CAT.
I LIKE HIS STYLE.
Female: OH, MINGO, YOU'RE A PARTY ANIMAL!
Mingo: ♪ I'D LOVE TO SEE MY GRANNY SMILE ♪
♪ WHEN I GO BACK TO THE EMERALD ISLE ♪
[LAUGHTER]
DUH, I THINK WE'RE GETTING WARM, BOSS.
[CHEERING]
WHAT WAS YOUR FIRST CLUE, MUNGO?
HEE HEE HEE!
DUH, HI, BIG BROTHER.
MY BED! MY REFRIGERATOR!
MY LAMP!
Mingo: USED TO BE.
Mel: WE'RE TAKING OVER THIS PAD.
A JUNKYARD JOUST TO THE FINISH AT DAWN.
WINNER TAKES ALL.
YOU COMING, MINGO?
DUH, PLEASE, BOSS.
THERE'S A TIME WHEN BROTHERS NEED TO TALK.
DUH, SO YOU SEE, MINGO,
IT COMES DOWN TO A CHOICE
BETWEEN ME AND MY FRIENDS, WHO LOVE YOU,
OR A GANG OF LOWLIFES
AND THEIR SEMI-BEAUTIFUL GIRLFRIENDS.
Mingo: SEE YOU LATER.
[CHEERING]
I'M SORRY, GRANNY.
[CRYING]
KNIGHTS OF THE JUNKYARD, FALL IN!
SIR HECTOR, AT YOUR SERVICE, SIRE.
SIR WORDSWORTH REPORTING FOR ACTION.
WE'RE GOING TO PUT THESE DUDES IN TRACTION.
OOH! AH!
AAH!
DUH, YOUR HUMBLE SERVANT SIR MUNGO,
READY FOR...BATTLE.
BUT WHERE ARE THE BAD NEWS CHICKENS?
[BAGPIPES PLAYING]
LET THE JOUST BEGIN!
OUT OF MY WAY, YOU CHURLISH KNAVE!
THIS CADILLAC CAT IS NO BAD NEWS SLAVE.
UH! OH! AAH! UH!
ACCORDING TO THE JUNKYARD LAW,
THIS EVENT IS NOW A DRAW.
SECOND JOUSTERS, CHARGE!
[GRR]
THIS DUDE IS HISTORY!
YAA!
OH! YAH!
YOU VILLAIN!
[GRR]
HEY, NO FAIR! YOU WOUNDED MY RADIATOR.
NEXT JOUSTERS!
OH. THAT'S US.
AAH!
UH!
THOUGHTFUL OF YOU TO PROVIDE THE FOOD.
ALLOW ME TO LIGHT UP YOUR LIFE.
AAH!
UHH!
I COULD GO ON LIKE THIS ALL DAY,
BUT LOOKS LIKE...
YOU'RE ALL TIED UP.
NEXT JOUSTER, AND HURRY!
I WON'T LET YOU DOWN, BOSS.
[GRR]
[GRR]
Cleo: STOP! HUH?
STOP THIS TOURNAMENT.
DUH, THIS IS NO PLACE FOR YOUSE, CLEO.
I WANT YOU TO WEAR MY COLORS, MUNGO.
YOU ARE A KNIGHT WHOSE HEART IS PURE.
DUH, BUT THOSE ARE MY BOOTIES.
DUH, WHO'S IN THERE?
Cleo: SOMEONE WHO'S NOT WORTHY OF THOSE BOOTIES.
SHAME ON YOU. YOU'VE DISGRACED McMUNGOS EVERYWHERE.
MY OWN BROTHER. I WON'T FIGHT HIM.
YEAH! IT'S US!
WE WON! MUNGO WON'T FIGHT!
DUH, MAYBE MUNGO WON'T FIGHT, BUT HIS KID BROTHER WILL.
DUH, LET'S GO, KID.
WHOA!
WHOA! OHH!
WHOA!
BACK TO THE WHARF.
I HATE JUNK, ANYWAY.
LET'S BLOW THIS DIVE.
DUH, I COULD'VE BEATEN YOU,
BUT YOU'RE MY KID BROTHER.
I DIDN'T WANT TO EMBARRASS YOU
IN FRONT OF YOUR FRIENDS.
DUH, IS THAT SO?
YES, IT IS.
YEAH! GO FOR IT!
HEH HEH HEH! HEE HEE HEE!
WHEN A DOG'S COAT LOSES ITS SHINE, IT CAN MAKE YOUR DOG
LOOK UGLY. GIVE HIM AN EGG WITH HIS FOOD TO BRING THE SHINE
BACK TO HIS COAT. MAKE SURE YOU COOK IT FIRST,
EITHER BY FRYING THE EGG OR BOILING IT.
LOOK AT THE CONDITION OF YOUR COAT, AREN'T YOU ASHAMED?
GOTTA KEEP THEM IN LINE!
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