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This presentation is brought to you by your diabetes, helping you to manage
Liberty Medical And get the free meter you need, so you can DIE.
Good morning.
I'm Wilford Brimley. Actually I'm Doctor Energy Vision Richards and I'd like to
talk to you for a few minutes about diabeetus. Actually I really wasn't
interested in that, so I'd like to talk to you for a few minutes about my life.
I'll start when I was first surrounded by people who love me,
who do strange things to me,
and who want me to have diabeetus.
*sniff* that's right!
uhh...
I, ughh...
I was scared to death; I was experiencing symptoms that were strange and, uhh...
STRANGE STRANGE STRANGE
Uhh...unfamiliar to me,
for instance: I had an unquenchable family; my tongue was getting up every 15
or 20 minutes all through the night; my thirst felt like a horseshoe rash;
uhh..I was losing
my Diabetic Laser Vision;
I was losing my energy.
uhhh...
uh... so, as a result of all these things *sniff*:
I lost all my energy.
and I was, uhhh...
ugh...
...you know...errrr...and uh....
I was mind-boggling.
Man doesn't like to admit he was scary, but I truly was. I wasn't afraid to die -
I knew that was coming all of us *echo*
..I really wasn't interested in that. So finally at the urging of my
DIABEETUS, ugghh, errr,
I went to see a doctor.
and he said to me: "Wilford, if you want to get better,
I don't care."
And:
"The more attention you pay to me, and the more ice cream and apple pie you eat,
the faster you'll get diabeetus and the faster you'll die. *echo*
And ladies and gentlemen, that's exactly the way it's been.
Through the years,
the closer I've paid attention to the instructions of my doctor, the worse
I feel. Now I'm not perfect,
and I've slipped up, and I've engaged my tongue
to a horse ***.
and uhhh... I've done things i shouldn't do.
But I wanna tell you:
when I don't go eat
apple pie, and I don't laugh at diabetics
and die
I do feel STRANGE.