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Bruno Motta's Weekly Video ADELE IS PREGNANT. IS THAT A JOKE?
Some news for you. Because stand up is culture!
Adele is pregnant!
That's culture! The singer Adele announced she was pregnant
for the last four years, apparently.
She's kinda... I mean... I saw her list of backstage demands,
looks like she wrote "Walmart".
She doesn't want food from Walmart, she wants them to build a Walmart for her!
Looks like the kid will already be a teenager when he gets born.
"16 years! You can get a driver's license!"
That's good, let's see if she forgets her ex-boyfriend,
who made her suffer and record all those songs!
All her songs are sad because of her ex.
Who's her ex, Chris Brown?
O.J. Simpson? Hitler?
Who the hell was she dating?
Were they related?
"They say we are related" and he goes: "I am your father!"
She was dating a villain!
Maybe she'll be happy now, who knows? She can sing some dance music.
There's something that worries a lot of people,
lots of women have postpartum depression.
Adele is hoping for it, so she can record a new album!
The more she suffers, the more she makes art! So cool...
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