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Shawty!
Ooooooooh chem!
Get your valence electrons ready we're about to go bond
Everybody in the place get the functional groups
But stay on your formanoic toes
We runnin' this let's go!
I'm on a carbon
I'm on a carbon
Everybody look at me, cause I'm bonded to a carbon
I'm on a carbon
I'm on a carbon
Take a good hard look at the different hydrocarbons
I'm on a carbon methyl formate take a look at me
Straight bonded to a carbon from the P of T
I'm tetrahedral, sp3 hybridized
You can't stop me methyl formate, angle 109
Take a carbon chain
Make sure it's long, which
May contain methyl-ethyl-propyl-butyl take your pick
I've got my lab coat
And my safety goggles
I'm makin' bonds
You in physics straight ignoring air resistance
I'm on an alkyne, triple bonds 'n' stuff
Maybe an aldehyde, double O single H
But this ain't Calculus, this's applied as it gets
I'm not a baby chemist, don't you ever forget
I'm on carbon and...
Got single bonds and...
That'll give me the common name of alkane
I'm the most common bond in organic chemistry
But double me up, and you've got an alkene
Wake up Austin, this class is important!
Forget fluorine I'm on a carbon methyl formate
Forget metallic, bond covalent methyl formate
In cycloalkanes with my boys methyl formate
Unpaired electrons ain't toys methyl formate
Hey Mos, if you could see me now
Namin' hydrocarbons like you taught me how
The planar ring structure makes the benzene now
With sigma and pi, anything is possible!
Yeah, never thought I'd be in a bond
It's a hydrogen all day long
Friedrich Wöhler, look at me
you synthesized pee
Never thought I'd see the day
With a carbon chain comin' my way
Believe me when I say
I bonded covaaaaaaaaaaaa...
...lently
Sh-sh-sha
sh-sh-sha sh-sh-sha
shawty, shawty
Yeah.