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THE OBSTETRICIAN
-Do you want a magazine? -No, I'm fine.
Are you sure?
-Hello. -Hi!
We met at the delivery ward. I came in around hour eighteen.
-It was crazy. -I don't remember.
-How's it going? -Fine.
Can I feel?
It looks good. It might take a few days for your tummy to retract.
Everyone wants to get rid of the tummy once the baby is out-
-but it might take a few days.
It feels good.
-How's dad? -I'm fine.
-But tired. Exhausted. -That's the way it should be.
It's all good. I will just have a little look.
To make sure everything is alright and is healing well.
I understand. Sure.
I'll be really quick.
Excuse me...
-What are you doing? -Well, it's...
A baby has just come out-
-from of a tiny, enclosed space.
-A lot of things can go wrong. -What are you doing?
-Are you taking pictures? -What can go wrong?
Risk of infection. Swelling. Tears.
-Are you taking pictures? -No, no...
I'm almost done.
Hey! I can hear you taking pictures.
I'm almost done. I'm not taking pictures.
Hey, Tess! You heard it, right?
30 seconds.
-Hey, come on! -What?
-I can see you're holding a phone. -I haven't taken any pictures.
What the hell is this sick thing?
What the hell is this? What have you done?
These are other women. There are so many of them!
You have to quit this. It's disgraceful! Sick ***.
What the hell is this?
-Is this Fårö? -Yes.
-10 meters from the waterfront! -9.5.
I had to fight the municipality and the building committee.
Ricke in ontology came to the cafeteria one day and said:
"My sister is in the building committee. She married into it."
It was him! He took pictures of my wife.
Give me the phone! Where's the phone?
God damn it, I'm going to erase...
-What a house! is that Kattilavaara? -78 years old. Still going strong.
-Where's that? -Fårösund.
It's close to the castle. And ten meters...
-9.5. -You can't get a building permit.
I have two more blueprints in my office.
-You have Kattilavaara's blueprints? -He's working like a 20-year-old.
-Originals? -Sure.
-Can we see them? -Of course!
I'm always happy when someone is interested. Come with me.
Hang on...
Just wait a second. We have to think about this.
Two minutes ago you stood over my wife-
-and took pictures of her genitals.
Isn't there something poetic about that-
-that is was right there that a kind of friendship formed?
Stop it... I'm such a softy.
Now, come on!
Text: Ellinor Larsen www.sdimedia.com