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[OVERLAPPING CONVERSATIONS]
CAN EVERYBODY STOP FOR A SECOND?
WILL?
WHAT?
WE'RE ALL EATING DINNER TOGETHER AS A FAMILY,
AND, WELL, WE DON'T GET A LOT
OF NORMAN ROCKWELL MOMENTS AROUND HERE,
AND I THOUGHT WE SHOULD TAKE A SECOND
TO APPRECIATE THIS ONE.
HEAR, HEAR.
THAT'S ALL.
[OVERLAPPING CONVERSATIONS]
SO, WHAT'S NEW IN SCHOOL, GUYS?
UM, DEAN PAPPAS ANNOUNCED HIS RETIREMENT.
REALLY?
YES, YES. 30 YEARS AS DEAN OF STUDENTS.
AND THIS SHOULD BE A LESSON TO ALL OF YOU GUYS.
OR
WHO DEVOTED HIS LIFE TO SOMETHING HE BELIEVED IN.
HE PUT IN HIS TIME,
AND NOW HE'S GETTING HIS REWARD.
DEAN PAPPAS IS MOVING TO GREECE,
HE'S GOING TO OPEN UP A SMALL SEASIDE RESTAURANT
AND SPEND HIS GOLDEN YEARS LIVING ON THE MEDITERRANEAN.
THAT'S GREAT. GOOD FOR HIM.
G
LARR
AND
REALLY?
YEAH. SEEMS HE'S GOT A JOB AS A BUSBOY
IN A SMALL SEASIDE RESTAURANT.
WELL, I'M SURE THEY'LL BOTH BE MISSED.
NOT BY MRS. PAPPAS.
YOU KNOW, HONEY, I THINK WE HAVE
MORE OF THESE NORMAN ROCKWELL MOMENTS THAN YOU THINK.
♪ AFTER THE EXES, WE MOVE ON TO WHY ♪
♪ WILL WE EVER MAKE ANOTHER ONE FLY? ♪
♪ LOOKING FOR SOMETHING SO RIGHT ♪
♪ GOTTA HAVE SOMETHING SO RIGHT ♪
♪ WE'RE STRANGE, BUT WE'RE TIGHT ♪
♪♪ WE'VE GOT SOMETHING SO RIGHT ♪
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♪ HEY, MACARENA! ♪
SUDDENLY, I FEEL LIKE DISCO DANCING.
YOU SURE DANTE CAN HANDLE REWIRING THAT LIGHT?
HE SAID HE COULD.
ANYWAY, IT'S ONLY ELECTRICITY.
WHO NEEDS A PROFESSIONAL?
THANK YOU FOR OFFERING HIM THE WORK, HONEY.
HE'LL DO A GOOD JOB.
WE DO HAVE FIRE INSURANCE, RIGHT?
YEAH.
HOLY MACKEREL!
LOOK AT ALL THESE WIRES.
DON'T WORRY. I CAN HANDLE IT.
.
WONDERFUL. LET'S GO, GIRLS!
Nicole: WE'RE COMING!
WILL, GET SOME BREAKFAST.
YOU'RE GONNA BE LATE FOR SCHOOL.
THAT'S NOT ME.
NO. SOMEBODY JUST GOT THE CHAIR AT SING SING.
ARE YOU SURE YOU'RE OK WITH THIS?
I'LL HAVE IT DONE IN 15 MINUTES.
ISN'T IT NICE
HAVING AN EX-HUSBAND AROUND THE HOUSE?
I WISH YOU'D MOVE RIGHT IN.
YOU COULD CURL RIGHT UP AT THE FOOT OF OUR BED.
HA HA HA! I LOVE THIS GUY, CARLY.
EPER. IM
IF HE'S MADE IT THROUGH THE RED ZONE,
HA HA HA!
HEH HEH HEH...
WHAT THE HELL IS THE RED ZONE?
OH, SHE'S GOT THIS THING ABOUT...
HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN MARRIED?
AB14 MONTHS.
YEAH, THAT'S THE RED ZONE.
SEE, WHEN SHE WAS MARRIED TO ME,
RIGHT AROUND 14 MONTHS IS WHEN EVERYTHING
STARTED TO GO INTO THE CRAPPER.
SAME THING WITH SHELDON.
14 MONTHS-- [WHISTLES]
REALLY?
YEAH. SHE'S REALLY SPOOKED ABOUT IT.
BUT YOU GOT NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT.
I MEAN, YOU'RE MR. PERFECT.
HEH HEH. YEAH.
PLUS, YOU GOT A STEADY JOB
AND NO GIRLS ON THE SIDE.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED WITH SHELDON.
[WHISTLING]
SO, WHAT IS THIS RED ZONE THING?
NOTHING. IT'S SILLY.
IT DOESN'T SOUND SILLY.
LIKE NTH,
VOODOO MARRIAGE DEATH CURSE.
IT'S JUST A WEIRD COINCIDENCE WITH SHELDON AND DANTE.
IT'S NOT GOING TO HAPPEN TO US.
OK.
YOU'RE NOT GOING ANYWHERE, PROFESSOR.
HEH HEH. I LOVE IT WHEN YOU CALL ME PROFESSOR.
I LOVE IT WHEN YOU CALL ME MARY ANN.
SO, YOU WANNA BEAT ME AT RACQUETBALL AFTER WORK?
OH, I'D LOVE TO,
.
I'M GOING SHOPPING WITH STEPHANIE.
WHAT?
STEPHANIE ASKED ME TO HELP HER
FIND A GIFT FOR SHELDON.
MY WIFE IS HELPING MY EX-WIFE
BUY A GIFT FOR HER NEW BOYFRIEND, YOUR EX-HUSBAND?
YEAH. IT'S ANOTHER ONE OF THOSE NORMAN ROCKWELL MOMENTS.
SOUNDS MORE LIKE A NORMAN BATES MOMENT.
SHE'S TRYING SO HARD TO BE FRIENDLY,
I COULDN'T FIGURE OUT HOW TO SAY NO.
HERE, I LEARNED THIS FROM ANNIE SULLIVAN.
NOOOO!
Jack: HEY!
OH, GOD. HERE HE COMES.
HERE'S MY OFFSPRING, BIOLOGICAL AND OTHERWISE.
DAD, WE KNOW YOU LOVE TO EMBARRASS US--
S
I'M SORRY, I'M SORRY. I JUST GET SUCH A KICK OUT OF THE FACT
THAT I GET TO SEE YOU ALL THE TIME. I'LL STOP.
I PROMISE I'LL STOP.
[WHISPERING] I'll see you at home.
MR. FARRELL.
MRS. VAN OWL.
[MICROWAVE D
MY WATER'S HOT.
WOW. AND ALL I SAID WAS "MRS. VAN OWL."
THAT'S FOR EMERGENCIES ONLY.
THIS IS...
AN EMERGENCY.
ATTENTION, STUDENTS.
ATTENTION, STUDENTS.
THIS IS AN ANNOUNCEMENT
WILL PACINO, AND SARAH KRAMER.
DADDY WUVS YOU... VEWY MUCH!
THANK YOU. THAT IS ALL.
OHHH...
GOD, I'M FUN. I WISH I WAS MY OWN FATHER.
OH. BY THE WAY, A FEW MINUTES AGO,
THERE WAS A LOVELY YOUNG WOMAN IN HERE LOOKING FOR YOU.
OH, I'M GLAD I BATHED. DID YOU GET HER NAME?
GAIL PRESTON.
YOU KNOW HER, DO YOU?
UH...YEAH. FOR A WEEKEND IN CHICAGO,
ABOUT 3 YEARS AGO.
I GOTTA GET TO CLASS.
[LAUGHING] GAIL! GAIL PRESTON?!
OH, MY GOD! HOW ARE YOU?
I HEARD YOU WERE HERE.
I WOULD LOVE TO TALK, BUT I GOTTA GET TO CLASS,
SHAPE YOUNG MINDS. NEED TO GET THROUGH THE DOORWAY.
RELAX, JACK.
I'M NOT HERE TO KILL YOU.
OH, GOOD. GOOD.
I'M NOT SAYING THAT DIDN'T OCCUR TO ME, BUT I'M OVER IT.
I'VE HAD A LOT OF TIME AND A LOT OF THERAPY.
I'VE BEEN UP IN WEIGHT, AND I'VE BEEN DOWN,
SHUT UP.
I'M SORRY. "SHUT UP" IS OLD GAIL.
I'LL KEEP IT SHORT. I'M GETTING MARRIED.
CAN YOU SHUT UP AND LET ME TALK?
HE'S A WONDERFUL, CARING MAN.
FUNNY. AFTER YOU, I DIDN'T THINK ANY EXISTED.
ACTUALLY, AFTER YOU, I TRIED WOMEN FOR A SHORT WHILE.
OH, ME, TOO.
I WANT MY WATCH BACK.
MY WATCH?
ON THE BACK IT SAYS "FOREVER"?
I GAVE IT TO YOU THE NIGHT YOU WALKED OUT ON ME?
OH, THAT WATCH! THE-- THE WALKING-OUT WATCH.
RIGHT. I'M GIVING IT TO MY FIANCé.
I WILL BE BACK HERE TOMORROW AT 12:30 TO PICK IT UP.
OH, OK. COOL. THE-- UH, IT'LL BE HERE...
WOUND AND SHINED AND...READY TO GO.
OH, BY THE WAY, JACK, DID YOU EVER GET MARRIED?
UH, YEAH. YEAH. TO ONE OF THE WOMEN I TRIED.
LUCKY GIRL.
OH, MY GOD. I DON'T BELIEVE IT.
I DO NOT BELIEVE SHE'S BACK.
I--I TRIED TO FIND THE RIGHT TIME TO LEAVE.
I PROMISE I DIDN'T HEAR A THING.
MRS. VAN OWL, I SWEAR I NEVER THOUGHT I WOULD SEE THAT WOMAN AGAIN.
SOUNDS LIKE ALL SHE WANTS IS THE WATCH.
I DON'T HAVE THE WATCH.
I GAVE IT TO WILL WHEN CARLY AND I GOT MARRIED
GO.
OH, MY GOD. I'M IN THE RED ZONE.
I NEED THE WATCH BACK.
OREVER."
WHEN YOU GAVE IT TO ME, YOU SAID YOU WERE GONNA BE MY STEPDAD FOREVER.
AND I AM GONNA BE YOUR STEPDAD FOREVER.
YOU JUST CAN'T HAVE THE WATCH FOREVER.
WHY NOT?
OK, LISTEN UP.
I KNOW THIS IS HARD FOR YOU TO UNDERSTAND
'CAUSE IT'S IMPOSSIBLE FOR ME TO UNDERSTAND 'CAUSE IT'S INSANE,
BUT HERE GOES.
I'M LOST.
I HAVEN'T STARTED YET.
WHEN WE GOT MARRIED, YOUR MOM GAVE NICOLE THIS GHT?
AND I DIDN'T HAVE ANYTHING FOR YOU, AND I PANICKED.
SO I GAVE YOU A WATCH THAT WASN'T REALLY MINE TO GIVE.
WELL, WHOSE WAS IT?
WHOSE WAS IT? WHOSE WAS IT?
WHOSE... HA HA HA!
OK. YOU'RE OLD ENOUGH FOR THIS.
UM...
AFTER STEPHANIE, BUT BEFORE YOUR MOM,
I HAD THIS 3-DAY CRAZY THING
WITH THIS CRAZY LADY IN CHICAGO.
THIS WATCH,
AND SHE ASKED ME TO MARRY HER.
HA HA HA! YEAH, WOW!
[CLEARS THROAT]
INSTEAD OF DOING THE DECENT, RESPECTABLE THING--
TELLING HER SHE WAS A LUNATIC,
I, UH, I TOLD HER I HAD TO GO CHECK THE PARKING METER,
YIKES.
YEAH, YIKES. WELL, ANYWAY, NOW SHE'S BACK,
AND SHE WANTS THE WATCH, AND YOUR MOM KNOWS NOTHING ABOUT THIS!
OH, MY GOD.
HI, GUYS.
OH, MY GOD, WHAT?
NOTHING!
HEY, HOW WAS SHOPPING?
DID YOU FIND A SURPRISE FOR SHELDON?
OH, NOTHING WAS RIGHT.
AND WE KNOW 'CAUSE WE BOUGHT EVERYTHING IN MANHATTAN.
YOU GUYS LOOK KINDA GUILTY. WHAT'S GOIN' ON?
NOTHING!
COME ON, YOU'RE UP TO SOMETHING.
Stephanie: AND I KNOW WHAT IT IS.
YOU'RE PLANNING A SURPRISE FOR CARLY
'CAUSE YOU HEARD THAT I WAS PLANNING ONE FOR SHELDON!
OH, JACK--
AND NOW YOU RUINED IT! WELL, THANK YOU VERY MUCH!
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU!
OH, OH, IT CAN STILL BE A SURPRISE.
NO, NO, NO, IT'S OK. WE'RE GONNA GO INSIDE.
AND YOU GUYS JUST KEEP DOING WHAT YOU'RE DOING. DON'T SPEND TOO MUCH MONEY.
DON'T EVER SAY THAT.
HA HA HA HA!
GIVE ME THE WATCH.
THINK SHELDON WOULD LIKE IT IF I BOUGHT SOME SEXY LINGERIE?
WELL, I DON'T THINK HE WEARS IT ANYMORE.
HA HA HA! I NEVER KNOW WHEN YOU'RE KIDDING.
YOU'RE KIDDING NOW, RIGHT?
YES.
WHAT AM I GOING TO GET HIM?
IF YOU'RE WILLING TO GET A LITTLE OFFBEAT--
OH, I'LL GET OFF-OFFBEAT.
SHELDON LOVES ANTIQUES, AND THERE'S A LITTLE PAWN SHOP
ON THE LOWER EAST SIDE THAT DANTE USED TO GO TO WHENEVER HE WAS DESPERATE...
WHICH WAS PRETTY MUCH DAILY.
ANYWAY, THEY HAVE SOME GREAT FINDS.
YOU'RE GREAT. WHY DID SHELDON EVER LET YOU GO?
ACTUALLY, I LET HIM GO.
NOW THAT WE'RE GETTING SO CLOSE,
COULD YOU TELL ME WHY?
HE STRETCHED OUT ALL MY UNDERWEAR.
HA HA HA... HA HA...HA HA...
I KNOW I'M ASKING YOU TO GIVE UP SOMETHING
THAT MEANS THE WORLD TO YOU,
SOMETHING THAT YOU THOUGHT YOU WOULD HAVE FOREVER,
BUT PLEASE... PLEASE... LET ME HAVE IT BACK.
I DON'T HAVE IT.
WHAT?
I GAVE IT TO MY FATHER.
IT WAS FOR MY BIRTHDAY! IT SAID "FOREVER"! I'M NOT GIVIN' IT BACK.
BUT I SHOULDN'T HAVE GIVEN IT TO YOU. I GOT IT FROM JACK.
AND I SHOULDN'T HAVE GIVEN IT TO WILL. I GOT IT FROM SOMEBODY WHO NEEDS IT BACK.
WHAT KIND OF A PRESENT IS THAT?
WHEN IT WAS GIVEN TO ME, IT HAD MEANING,
BUT THEN SOMETHING HAPPENED, AND IT BECAME COMPLETELY MEANINGLESS,
HEY!
IT HAD NEW MEANING. IT HAD MEANING FROM ME TO YOU!
AND IT MEANT A LOT TO ME.
OH, YEAH. YOU TURNED AROUND AND GAVE IT TO HIM!
I WAS IN A JAM!
SO YOU GIVE A MEANINGLESS THING TO ME!
IT HAD A BRAND-NEW MEANING WHEN I GAVE IT TO YOU.
SO APPARENTLY, I'M THE ONLY ONE IN THIS WHOLE COCKAMAMIE THING
THAT THAT WATCH MEANS ANYTHING TO!
I'M SORRY. I DIDN'T MEAN TO HURT ANYONE.
I KNOW THAT THE WATCH IS SPECIAL, DANTE,
BUT IF YOU COULD FIND IT IN YOUR HEART TO GIVE IT BACK TO ME,
I WOULD BE INDEBTED TO YOU FOR LIFE.
WELL, I DON'T HAVE IT ANYMORE.
WHAT?
I, UH, PAWNED IT TO GET THIS DRUM MACHINE.
[BOOM BOOM]
WHAT DO YOU MEAN, GONE?
I SOLD IT.
SO YOU JUST SELL THINGS
THAT BELONG TO OTHER PEOPLE?
IT'S A PAWN SHOP, FUZZY!
I'M HAVING A BAD DAY. DON'T CALL ME FUZZY.
SOME BLOND WACKO.
WHAT'S HER NAME? WHERE DOES SHE LIVE?
PEOPLE DON'T REGISTER HERE
LIKE LORD & TAYLOR.
YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND. I AM IN THE RED ZONE, PAL.
I NEED THAT WATCH, AND I NEED IT TONIGHT.
STEP AWAY FROM THE CAGE, FUZZY.
[TEARFULLY] PLEASE DON'T CALL ME FUZZY.
THIS IS MY WORST NIGHTMARE.
I FEEL AWFUL. I FEEL SICK.
HE JUST CALLED YOU FUZZY.
THAT'S IT. I'M JUST GONNA GO TO CARLY AND EXPLAIN THE WHOLE THING.
IT'S THE ONLY WAY TO GO.
HONESTY, HUH?
WELL, I HOPE IT WORKS FOR YOU.
HI.
HI. WHERE WERE YOU?
THESE ARE FOR YOU.
OH, THEY'RE BEAUTIFUL.
THIS ISN'T THE SURPRISE OR ANYTHING.
OK.
THIS IS FOR NOTHING.
THIS IS JUST BECAUSE I LOVE YOU.
I LOVE YOU, TOO.
MMM. OH, THIS IS SO SWEET, JACK.
I LOVE WHEN YOU DO STUFF LIKE THIS.
YEAH, WELL...
YOU KNOW...
SOMETIMES I DO OTHER STUFF...
UM, STUFF THAT'S NOT...
NOT SO MUCH... LIKE THIS.
WELL, IF YOU HAVE, YOU'VE KEPT IT FROM ME.
YEAH. HA HA.
UM...
HONEY, YOU KNOW, WHAT YOU THINK OF ME
MEANS EVERYTHING,
AND THERE'S SOMETHING--
I'LL TELL YOU WHAT I THINK.
I THINK YOU'RE THE MOST INCREDIBLE MAN IN THE WORLD.
YES, YOU ARE.
OH, JACK.
DON'T ARGUE WITH ME.
I MEAN, I'VE BEEN MARRIED TO MOST OF THE MEN IN THE WORLD.
GO ON. GET READY FOR DINNER.
OK.
SO WHAT ARE WE HAVING?
RED ZONE SNAPPER.
[SOFTLY] did you say?
A MILLION TIMES.
OH, YEAH.
[CHUCKLING]
UH, "FOREVER," HUH?
THIS, UH, THIS ABOUT US?
I DON'T KNOW. COULD BE.
WHY'S YOUR JAW GETTING TIGHT?
UH, I LOVE T
I'M JUST NOT SURE WE'RE READY TO TALK ABOUT, UH, "FOREVER."
OH, I'M FROM HOLLYWOOD. FOREVER CAN BE 13 WEEKS.
GAIL'S GONNA BE HERE AT 12:30.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA SAY TO HER.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA SAY TO CARLY.
I'M DEAD.
MR. FARRELL, YOU'RE HIGHLY AGITATED RIGHT NOW.
AS SCHOOL NUTRITIONIST,
I MUST BEG YOU TO DRINK SOME OF THIS.
WHAT IS IT?
BOURBON.
STEPH.
CARL? IS IT OK THAT I CALL YOU CARL?
.
OH, IT'S FINE.
I'M SORRY, THOUGH, I'M JUST ON MY WAY OUT.
I WAS GONNA SURPRISE YOU-- PAINT YOUR TOENAILS.
MY TOENAILS?
IT'S JUST A GIRLFRIEND KIND OF THING.
AM I MOVING TOO FAST?
NO, IT'S FINE. I WAS JUST GOING TO SURPRISE JACK AT SCHOOL WITH A PICNIC LUNCH.
OH! THAT'S SWEET. YOU'RE GOOD FOR JACK.
BETTER THAN I EVER WAS.
[CHUCKLING]
OH, AND YOU'RE PROBABLY BETTER FOR SHELDON THAN I EVER WAS.
OH, STOP IT!
BUT I HAVE TO GO. HE BREAKS AT 12:30.
ECK?
HEY, SWEETHEART.
HI, DADDY. WHAT ARE YOU DOIN' HERE?
I'VE GOT SOME BAD NEWS ABOUT GOING TO VERMONT THIS WEEKEND.
WHAT?
WELL, I JUST GOT A CALL.
THEY--THEY NEED ME IN LONDON, AND I'M ON MY WAY TO THE AIRPORT.
I KNOW, SWEETIE. I'LL MAKE IT UP TO YOU.
THIS IS THE THIRD TIME YOU'VE CANCELED THIS TRIP.
I'M SO SORRY.
HONEY, I...I...
UH, SARAH?
YOU KNOW, WORK WON'T ALWAYS BE THIS WAY.
AND I WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT NO MATTER HOW MANY TIMES I DISAPPOINT YOU,
I'LL LOVE YOU FOREVER.
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
IS IT OK IF I COME IN?
YEAH, COME ON. IS--IS EVERYTHING OK?
YEAH. I JUST WANTED TO LET YOU KNOW THAT I'M GONNA BE HOME THIS WEEKEND.
OH, I'M SORRY, HONEY. I KNOW YOU WERE REALLY LOOKING FORWARD TO THAT.
IT'S OK. GOT ANOTHER CONSOLATION PRIZE.
OH, SARAH, COME HERE. LISTEN. LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING.
YOUR DADDY LOVES YOU VERY MUCH.
I'M SURE IF HE GOT CALLED AWAY, HE HAD A--
SURE.
SARAH. THIS IS MY WATCH.
WHAT?
HONEY, I--I DON'T HAVE TIME TO EXPLAIN,
BUT I NEED THIS WATCH.
I DESPERATELY, DESPERATELY NEED THIS WATCH.
I'M A LITTLE SCARED RIGHT NOW.
DON'T BE, HONEY. I'LL EXPLAIN IT ALL TO YOU SOMEDAY,
[BELL RINGS]
I GOTTA GO TO LUNCH.
OK, HONEY, GO HAVE A GREAT LUNCH
AND DON'T EVER BE AFRAID OF ME.
YES! THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU!
OHHH! YOU LIKE TO CUT IT PRETTY CLOSE, THOUGH, DON'T YOU?
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
COME IN!
AAH! OH!
JACK.
I'M S-SORRY. YOU-- YOU--YOU SURPRISED ME.
WELL, I WANTED TO. I THOUGHT WE'D HAVE LUNCH.
OH, GREAT! LET'S GO OUTSIDE!
IT'S NOTHING.
COME ON, YOU JUST PUT SOMETHING IN YOUR POCKET.
NOTHING, HONEY.
IS THAT MY SURPRISE?
HONEY, LET'S GO EAT LUNCH.
WE'RE NOT LEAVING I SEE IT.
OH, COME ON, HONEY.
WHOA. WHOA! HONEY, COME ON! THIS IS A PRIVATE SCHOOL!
COME ON, JACK!
HEY! HA HA! OK. OK.
OH...OK.
I HOPE YOU LIKE IT.
OHHH...I LOVE IT.
THERE'S, UM...
AN INSCRIPTION.
"FOREVER"?
YEAH.
OHHH...
IT MEANS THAT I WILL LOVE YOU FOREVER...
AND THAT...I HOPE... NO MATTER WHAT...
YOU WILL LOVE ME FOREVER.
H, OF COURSE I WILL.
AND I'LL WEAR IT FOREVER.
OHHH...
MMM...
GREAT. LUNCHTIME.
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
OH. I WONDER WHO THAT COULD BE.
OH. I--I HOPE INTERRUPTING
OH, NO. NO, NO. HI.
THIS IS AN OLD FRIEND. THIS IS GAIL...GAIL...
PRESTON!
AND THIS IS MY WIFE...CARLY,
UH, CARLY...
DAVIS!
IT'S NICE TO MEET YOU.
IT'S NICE TO MEET YOU, TOO.
[CHUCKLING]
WHAT?
THAT WATCH.
OH, I JUST GOTOT IT. DO YOU LIKE IT?
IT'S MINE.
[CHUCKLING]
THIS IS SO FUNNY.
HA HA HA!
WHO'S READY FOR A GREAT STORY?
HONEY?
YEAH?
YOU HAVE BEEN A GREAT SPORT ABOUT THIS.
I HAVE, HAVEN'T I?
I LOVE MY PEARLS.
I'M GLAD.
YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO DO THIS.
YES, I DID. I DID. I HAD TO GET OUT OF THE RED ZONE
AND INTO THE--THE BLUE ZONE OR THE GREEN ZONE
OR...WHATEVER ZONE IS SAFE.
HONEY, I TOLD YOU, YOU WERE NEVER IN THE RED ZONE.
WE WERE PAST THAT THE DAY I MARRIED YOU.
HONEY, I WANT YOU TO KNOW
I HAVE NEVER TREATED ANYONE THE WAY I TREATED GAIL.
I KNOW THAT. BUT YOU KINDA MADE IT WORSE BY NOT TELLING ME.
[SIGHS]
I KNOW. I KNOW.
OFTEN, IN AN EFFORT TO MAKE THINGS BETTER,
I MAKE 'EM WORSE FIRST, AND THAT WAY,
EVEN IF THEY'RE NOT GREAT IN THE END,
AT LEAST IT'S AN IMPROVEMENT.
IMAGINE IF YOU SKIPPED MAKING IT WORSE AND WENT RIGHT TO MAKING IT BETTER.
WELL, THEN I'D HAVE WAY TOO MUCH FREE TIME.
WE ALL HAVE PASTS, HONEY. YOU KNOW THAT.
YOU COULD'VE TOLD ME.
YEAH, I KNOW THAT NOW, BUT I DIDN'T WANT TO DISAP
I KNOW YOU'VE ALWAYS THOUGHT OF ME AS...
[SIGHS]
SO PERFECT.
I DON'T THINK YOU HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT THAT ANYMORE.
WELL! YOU MADE FUN OF ME.
YOU WERE SKEPTICAL, BUT I CAME THROUGH FOR YOU.
WOULD YOU LIKE TO DO THE HONORS?
[ELECTRICAL CRACKLING]
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