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You know, I used to suffer daily from occasional mild itching.
I must have scratched at least a dozen times daily.
Then, I found relief.
I found Ovadosin.
Used as directed, I itch far less.
I got my life back.
Thanks, Ovadosin!
Ovadosin should not be taken by children under five, nursing cats or rabbis.
Under certain conditions, some patients may experience mild side effects such as
Taken in combination with warm milk,
Patients may feel the sudden urge to boil onions while singing Milli Vanilli songs.
A few clinical test subjects reported violent episodes of
flatulence.
Thanks, Ovadosi--- (loud explosion, followed by screeching hiss)