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So before everything, if you're wondering why
I'm disguised as a purple michelin guide,
well first of all the heating in my home is broken. Second of all I'm trying to create a new trend !
Ok it's a ridiculous trend
But I'm not scared of being ridiculous ! Take Gangnam Style for example !
Where do you think it comes from? It's a team of drunk Koreans who weren't afraid of ridiculousness !!
Well in the team you had Psy who was a little bit on drugs and thought he was on a pony ...
Moreover we're all gonna die in 10 days
so I don't care if I can spread my trend or not...
Well, let's stop bullish*ting ... I'm Kevin, 21 years old, French Asian (Chinese, Vietnamese and Belgium)
Yeah you haven't misheard, I'm Belgium, Ok I know u wanna make fun of me
Go ahead I'm listening ...
Why Belgium people don't close the door while pooping?
Because then people can't spy them through the door lock
Ok thanks thanks ...
So may I continue or ...?
So behind the camera stands my bro !
Come here, introduce yourself !
Hi I'm Henry and I'm 16 !
Ok so his nickname's TaeYang, there's no way his name's Henry, you can call him Vegeta !
So his role is to film me and then spread the video to everybody he knows
He will also appear in some videos !
Talking about the first video, I had a really tough time spreading the video
because THIS guy
forgot to put the Facebook Link in the video !!
Well ok, maybe I wasn't smart that time but listen what my bro did !
Among all the sites that exist in the world, my bro decided to put the video on ...
A *** TCHAT !!!!!!!!!!!
A *** TCHAT !!!!!!!!!!!!
Yes Ladies and Gentlemen ,it's him, the Champion!
Autographs available at the end of the video!
I feel bad for the guys who were connected on the tchat ...
They were touching their bamboo stick, you can imagine that if they click on a link
it's because they expected to see Katsuni !
Instead of that, they see FatBruceLee it's not the same sh*t !!
Concerning the timing and the language,
One video per month minimum, but no more than 2 for the moment because
I'm at home only during weekends so I don't have the time !
Most of the time, I'll be speaking French with English subtitles, but if one day I catch on fire ...
GO AHEAD !!
I'll be speaking English with French subtitles.
So, now let me explain why I want to make videos on YouTube.
I want to make videos without using the Asian accent, to show people that
Asians can be funny without using this accent.
I've nothing against the Asian accent when it's used to put things on relief
but when it's not funny and people laugh just because of the accent, I don't like it.
Now, even some Asians believe that using the accent
is enough to be considered as funny, and this is sooooo wrong !
Because if you don't show anything while using the accent, you're making fun of yourself !
So they'll be different videos on various subjects
I can be speaking in front of the cam or acting in a skit I wrote
With that being said ...
GARDE A VOUS !