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>> EVER SINCE THE LATE STONE
AGE, THERE HAVE BEEN UNIQUE
INDIVIDUALS WHO'VE SOLVED
PROBLEMS.
THIS IS THE STORY OF THREE SUCH
HEROES...
>> OOH! SO, THIS IS FARBORO?!
>> DUDE!
IS THAT REALLY YOU, SABIATHUZ?
>> NICE TO MEET YOU -- I MEAN,
EAT YOU.
[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
>> DUDE, YOU'RE LIKE MY FAVORITE
LEAD VOCALIST, GUITARIST, AND
VAMPIRE!
I'M SO BUMMED I COULDN'T GET
TICKETS FOR YOUR CONCERT
TONIGHT!
>> OH, YOU'D LIKE TO JOIN US
TONIGHT?
I THINK THAT CAN BE ARRANGED.
[ HISSES, GROWLS ]
>> AAH!
>> FARBORO!
ARE YOU READY FOR THE
GLAM-VAMPIREZ?
[ CACKLES ]
>> Horace: ALFE, WAKE UP.
IT'S TIME FOR OUR ANNUAL
CLEANING PARTY!
>> Roba: ♪ WE ARE HAVING A
CLEANING PARTY ♪
I'M CLEANING THIS!
I'M CLEANING THIS!
I'M CLEANING THIS!
I'M CLEANING THIS!
WE ARE -- HEY ALFE, LOOK!
I GOT THE STAIN OUT OF THE
COUCH!
>> Alfe: [ YAWNS ] AW, MAN,
THAT STAIN WAS FROM WHEN RALPHE
WAS TEACHING ME HOW TO MAKE
MEATBALLS.
>> Roba: RALPHE -- HAVEN'T HEARD
THAT NAME IN A WHILE.
>> Alfe: RALPHE, RALPHE, RALPHE,
RALPHE!
AW, I MISS HIM.
>> Horace: I DON'T THINK I DO.
HE'S KIND OF TROUBLE.
WHY ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT HIM SO
MUCH?
>> Alfe: UM, WHAT CAN I SAY?
RALPHE IS AWESOME.
I BASE MY LIFE ON HIM.
HE'S MY MENTOR.
HE'S MY FAVORITE COUSIN.
HE'S WHERE I GET ALL MY BEST
STUFF!
>> Roba: YEAH, HE'S DANGEROUS.
HE'S A KNOW-IT-ALL.
HE BRINGS OUT ALL YOUR NAUGHTY
BEHAVIOR.
HE'S A BAD INFLUENCE!
>> Alfe: MM...
MNH-MNH.
>> Horace: WELL, FORTUNATELY, HE
LIVES ON A TROPICAL ISLAND NOW.
>> Alfe: MM...
MNH-MNH.
>> Roba: WAIT, USE WORDS, ALFE!
WHAT ARE YOU NOT SAYING?
>> Alfe: [ CHUCKLES ]
>> Horace: ROBA, DON'T YOU SEE?
>> Roba: WHAT?
>> Horace: THE INCREASED RALPHE
REFERENCES!
>> Roba: NO!
>> Horace: OH, NO, THIS CAN'T BE
HAPPENING!
>> Roba: NO!
[ DOORBELL RINGING ]
>> Alfe: RALPHE!
>> ALFE!
[ STOMPING, CRASHING ]
>> Alfe: RALPHE!
>> ALFE!
[ BOTH SHOUTING "ALFE!" AND
"RALPHE!" ]
[ BOTH BREATHING HEAVILY ]
HERE, I GOT YOU A PRESENT.
>> Alfe: WOW...JELLY DOUGHNUTS!
AW, THANK YOU!
>> IT'S COOL, YEAH.
I MADE THEM MYSELF.
THINK FAST!
[ SPLAT! ]
>> I'M BA-A-A-CK!
>> Both: HEY, RALPHE.
>> HEY, DUDES. HERE -- CATCH!
[ SPLAT! ]
>> Roba: UGH, IT TOOK US TWO
YEARS TO GET THAT STAIN OUT!
>> OH, MY BAD.
[ SPLAT! ]
>> OOPS!
DON'T WORRY, I'LL TEACH YOU HOW
TO GET THAT STAIN OUT,
RALPHE-STYLE!
YEAH, I'M A PROFESSIONAL
STAIN REMOVER.
IT'S PRETTY AWESOME.
>> Roba: UM, STOP!
THAT'S, LIKE, STAINING IT MORE!
>> Alfe: HEY! HEY, RALPHE!
UM, YOU WANT COME WATCH ME,
LIKE, PLAY MY DRUMS?
[ UP-TEMPO DRUM MUSIC PLAYS ]
>> Alfe: WHOO!
>> YEAH!
>> Alfe: WHOO!
>> YEAH!
>> Alfe: WHOO!
>> YEAH, NICE, ALFE!
THOSE WOULD MAKE GOOD RAP BEATS!
>> Alfe: REALLY?
>> THAT'S RIGHT!
AND I CAN TELL YOU BEEN LIFTING
WEIGHTS RALPHE-STYLE, RIGHT?
>> Alfe: I DO EVERYTHING YOU
TELL ME!
[ GRUNTS ]
>> Horace: SO, RALPHE, UH...
WHAT ARE YOUR PLANS?
HOW LONG ARE YOU GONNA STAY
HERE?
>> NO! SHH!
I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT YOU'RE ABOUT
TO ASK ME, AND, YES!
LETS GO GET SOME NACHOS!
>> Alfe: RALPHE!
>> THEN THEY MADE ME KING,
BUT I QUIT.
>> Horace: HEY, WHAT'S WITH ALL
THOSE GLAM-METAL GROUPIES?
>> Roba: WELL, MY ROBA SCANNER'S
SHOWING HIGH LEVELS OF
HEAVY-METAL HAIRCUTS, BATS, AND
EVIL CONVERGING AT THE FARBORO
AUDITORIUM!
>> Horace: I WONDER WHAT --
WAIT! IS THAT THE NEW MAYOR?
>> [ SCREAMS ]
THE PROBLEM SOLVERS!
THANK GOODNESS YOU'RE HERE!
THE TOWN IS BEING OVERRUN BY
VAMPIRES!
>> Horace: OH, NO!
>> THEY'RE A NEW BREED CALLED
GLAM-VAMPIREZ!
THEY PLAY METAL MUSIC AND FEAST
UPON THEIR AUDIENCE!
THEY'LL TURN OUR YOUTH INTO
MONSTERS AND DESTROY OUR TOWN IF
WE DON'T STOP THEM!
>> [ LAUGHS ]
WELL, WELL, WELL.
LOOKS LIKE I CAME TO TOWN AT THE
PERFECT TIME.
>> WHO ARE YOU?
>> I'M RALPHE, THE PROFESSIONAL
GLAM-VAMPIRE KILLER!
>> Roba: I THOUGHT YOUR WERE A
PROFESSIONAL STAIN REMOVER.
>> Alfe: ROBA, YOU THINK I'D
HAVE A MENTOR THAT WAS JUST A
STAIN REMOVER?
HE WAS PROBABLY UNDERCOVER!
>> I WAS PRETENDING TO BE A
STAIN REMOVER TO TRICK THE
VAMPIRES!
REMEMBER, ALFE, I'M AS AWESOME
AS YOU THINK I AM, ONLY MORE.
>> EXCELLENT.
SO YOU KNOW YOU MUST FIND THE
HEAD GLAM-VAMPIRE AND KILL HIM
WITH THE SECRET METHOD.
>> YEAH, TOTALLY.
>> THIS WILL SAVE ANYONE WHO'S
BEEN BITTEN, AND THE TOWN
WILL --
[ SCREAMS, MOANS ]
>> Horace: OKAY, COAST IS CLEAR.
AW, WE ARE SO LUCKY YOU KNOW THE
METHOD, RALPHE.
>> Roba: YOU SURE HE KNOWS THE
METHOD?
>> STOP TALKING.
WE DON'T HAVE A SECOND TO LOSE.
COME ON!
SO, ARE THESE, LIKE, NOT THE
BEST NACHOS YOU'VE EVER HAD?
>> Alfe: PROFESSIONAL NACHO
MENTOR!
>> Horace: WOW. I DON'T KNOW HOW
YOU MADE THESE.
THERE'S JUST SO MUCH FLAVOR!
THEY MAKE ALL THE PROBLEMS IN
THE WORLD MELT AWAY!
>> Roba: WOW! RALPHE DOES MAKE
THE BEST NACHOS!
[ CHOMPING ]
>> Alfe: YOU'RE SO COOL.
>> SO ARE YOU.
UH-OH!
TIME FOR THE COOL COUSIN
HANDSHAKE!
[ GRUNTING ]
>> Roba: GUYS, I HATE TO BREAK
THIS UP, BUT WE NEED TO GO AND
GET STARTED ON THAT
GLAM-VAMPIREZ PROBLEM.
>> HELP!
>> [ ROARS ]
>> Horace: MMM...YEAH, TOTALLY.
>> COME ON, LET'S GO TO THE
CONCERT, AND I'LL SHOW YOU GUYS
THE SECRET ***-ODE.
>> Horace: COOL.
NOW, AS A PROFESSIONAL
GLAM-VAMPIRE KILLER, WHAT'S THE
BEST WAY TO GET PAST THEIR
DEFENSES?
>> UH, DOY!
WE RUN AS FAST AS WE CAN!
>> Roba: THAT DOESN'T SEEM LIKE
IT --
AAH!
>> Alfe: [ PANTING ]
BEST...MENTOR...EVER!
>> Roba: YOU KNOW, HOLD ON.
I DON'T KNOW IF I TRUST RALPHE'S
SECRET METHOD.
>> Horace: ROBA, LOOK OUT!
>> [ CACKLES ]
IS THOU PARALYZED BY THE FEAR OF
MY MINT GUITAR RIFFS?
>> Roba: AAH!
>> LET MY METAL MUSIC -- AND MY
BITE -- SHOW YOU THE WAY!
>> Roba: NO!
>> SEE YOU AT THE CONCERT!
[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
>> Horace: OH, ROBA, NO!
>> YOU SHOULD HAVE RUN FASTER.
LET ME SEE THE BITE.
[ SHUDDERS ]
OKAY, WELL, YOU GOT 10 MINUTES
BEFORE YOU DIE AND TURN INTO A
VAMPIRE.
>> Roba: UGH!
IF IT WASN'T FOR YOUR STUPID
METHODS, I WOULDN'T BE DEAD!
>> HEY, DON'T BLAME ME!
>> Horace: ROBA, WE'VE GOT TO
TRUST RALPHE'S METHODS.
>> Alfe: YEAH.
YOU TASTED HIS NACHOS.
>> Horace: WE ALL DID.
>> Alfe: THEY WERE AMAZING!
>> Roba: YEAH, BUT --
>> ROBA!
ONCE I KILL THE HEAD VAMPIRE,
IT'LL REVERSE YOUR CURSE!
LET'S DO THIS.
>> Roba: YOUR METHOD BETTER
WORK!
>> Horace: THAT'S THE LEADER'S
TOUR BUS.
>> Roba: I'M STARTING TO CRAVE
BLOOD, I THINK!
OR I'M JUST THIRSTY.
>> Horace: OKAY, TYPICALLY IN
SITUATIONS LIKE THIS, WE JUST
LET ALFE SCREAM HIS NAME AND
BUST THROUGH THE OBSTACLE, BUT
SINCE THERE ARE SO MANY
GLAM-VAMPIREZ AROUND HERE,
YOU'RE PROBABLY GOING TO WANT TO
USE YOUR SECRET METHOD.
>> RALPHE!
>> Alfe: UH, FOLLOW HIM!
[ CRASH! ]
>> WHAT THE...
OH, NO! RED ALERT!
ABORT! ABORT!
>> Horace: WHAT IS IT?
IS THERE A SECRET VAMPIRE
FORCE FIELD CURSE?
>> [ Whimpering ] NO, IT'S JUST
REALLY DARK IN HERE!
>> Alfe: YOU'RE AFRAID OF THE
DARK?
>> Roba: WAIT! I FOUND A SWITCH.
>> [ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
WELCOME!
>> All: AAH!
>> Horace: RALPHE, QUICK!
DO THE METHOD!
>> TIME FOR A PRE-SHOW SNACK.
[ CACKLES ]
>> WHOA! HE'S SO SCARY.
I SHOULDN'T HAVE ATE ALL THOSE
NACHOS.
I GOT TO GO TO THE BATHROOM!
>> Alfe: FOLLOW HIM!
>> TAKE YOUR TIME, BOYS.
I HAVE A WHOLE ETERNITY TO
DEVOUR YOUR SOULS.
[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
>> YO. I AM FREAKING OUT.
HOW DO YOU GUYS DO THIS?
>> Horace: RALPHE, WHAT IS GOING
ON?
>> I'M ABOUT TO BE SICK.
I NEED SOME WATER!
>> Alfe: DUDE, YOU'RE ACTING NOT
LIKE RALPHE.
>> Roba: YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO
HELP US.
I THOUGHT YOU WERE A
PROFESSIONAL VAMPIRE KILLER.
>> LOOK, YOU GUYS ARE MY
FRIENDS, RIGHT?
>> Roba: NO.
>> Horace: NO, NOT REALLY.
>> GOOD, 'CAUSE AS IT TURNS OUT,
I LIED ABOUT EVERYTHING.
I'M NOT A VAMPIRE KILLER!
I DON'T GOT NO ***-ODE!
>> Alfe: WHAT THE...
>> I'VE BEEN LYING TO YOU.
I AIN'T YOUR FULL COUSIN.
>> Alfe: YOU'RE NOT?
>> I'M HALF NERD-MONKEY.
THESE AIN'T MY REAL EARS.
>> Alfe: MY MENTOR HAS
NERD-MONKEY EARS?!
HOW COULD THIS GET ANY WORSE?
>> WAIT, WAIT, WAIT FOR IT.
I GOT FAKE LEGS, TOO.
AND ARMS.
AND THESE ARE CONTACTS.
>> Horace: OH, YIKES.
>> Roba: WE'RE DEAD.
>> AND A FAKE NOSE.
>> Alfe: YEP. IT'S HOPELESS.
LET'S GIVE UP.
>> SORRY I COULDN'T HELP YOU
GUYS.
>> Horace: WAIT!
THIS WHOLE TIME, IT SHOULD HAVE
BEEN US HELPING YOU.
>> Alfe: WHAT?
>> Roba: DON'T YOU SEE, ALFE?
HE WASN'T YOUR MENTOR.
YOU'RE HIS.
YOU DON'T NEED TO GIVE UP.
>> Horace: YOU WERE THE AWESOME
ONE ALL ALONG.
>> Alfe: WHAT WAS I THINKING?
I AM AWESOME.
>> Horace: YES!
THAT'S THE ALFE WE LOVE.
>> TELL US WHAT TO DO.
>> Alfe: COOL.
WELL, IF VAMPIRES CAN BE KILLED
BY THE STUFF THEY AVOID, LIKE
SUNLIGHT, THEN GLAM-VAMPIREZ
CAN BE KILLED BY THE STUFF THEY
AVOID, LIKE RAP BEATS!
>> HE'S RIGHT!
>> All: WHOA!
>> Horace: YOU'VE BEEN HERE THIS
WHOLE TIME?
>> IT WAS A VERY HEAVY
CONVERSATION.
I DIDN'T WANT TO INTERRUPT.
>> Alfe: ALFE!
>> Horace: HE'S GONE.
THE CONCERT MUST HAVE STARTED.
OH, IT'S HAPPENING!
I'M GONNA DIE AND TURN INTO A
GLAM-VAMPIRE!
>> Alfe: HORACE, WATCH OUT!
>> Horace: ROBA, STOP SCREWING
AROUND!
>> Alfe: YEAH, WE'RE TRYING TO
SAVE YOU.
COME ON. LET'S GO.
[ ELECTRIC-GUITAR PLAYS ]
[ CHEERING ]
>> THANK YOU, FARBORO.
NOW ARE YOU READY TO DIE AND
LIVE FOREVER?!
ONE, TWO --
>> Alfe: REMIX!
>> WHAT THE...
>> Alfe: RAP BEATS. WHOO!
[ UP-TEMPO DRUM MUSIC PLAYS ]
>> YEAH!
>> Alfe: WHOO!
>> YEAH!
>> Alfe: WHOO!
>> YEAH!
>> Roba: NO! NO!
[ GRUNTS ]
>> Horace: IT'S WORKING.
KEEP PLAYING!
>> MY EARS! MY POWERS!
>> Roba: YES!
I'M NOT A GLAM-VAMPIRE!
I'M NOT DEAD!
AWESOME!
>> Horace: I'M GLAD YOU'RE OKAY,
ROBA.
>> Roba: PROBLEM...
[ THWACK! ]
...SOLVED!
>> WELL, PROBLEM SOLVERS, YOU'VE
DONE IT AGAIN.
THANK YOU FOR SAVING FARBORO.
>> WE SAVED THE TOWN AND A
FRIENDSHIP.
>> SORRY I WAS A LIAR.
>> Alfe: I'LL TEACH YOU HOW TO
BE HONEST.
HORACE, WE'RE GONNA GO THROW
JELLY DOUGHNUTS AT A HELICOPTER.
BYE!
>> Horace: NO, WAIT!
>> ANOTHER EXCITING CASE SOLVED
BY THE PROBLEM SOLVERS.
>> EVER SINCE THE LATE STONE
AGE, THERE HAVE BEEN UNIQUE
INDIVIDUALS WHO'VE SOLVED
PROBLEMS.
THIS IS THE STORY OF THREE SUCH
HEROES...
[ RUMBLING ]
>> PROBLEM SOLVERS!
SHOOT THE INTERNET-EATING
PARASITE WITH THE DELTA CANNON!
>> Horace: UH, WHAT'S A DELTA
CANNON?
>> MMM!
I'M DESTROYING THE INTERNET!
[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
>> HOW DID YOU BOYS GRADUATE
FROM THE PROBLEM SOLVERS ACADEMY
WITHOUT LEARNING HOW TO USE A
DELTA CANNON?!
>> Roba: UH, WE NEVER WENT
THERE.
HIGH SCHOOL WAS SO BAD, WE
DIDN'T WANT TO GO BACK TO
SCHOOL.
>> Alfe: GUYS, FEED ME TO THE
JELLYFISH.
I'LL PUNCH HIS INSIDES, MAKE HIM
EXPLODE!
>> NO, I ONLY EAT DATA!
DATA!
AND NOW I MUST REGURGITATE IT
ONTO MY EGG PODS BACK IN MY
DIMENSION.
BUT I'LL RETURN!
[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
>> WELL, I KNOW WHERE YOU BOYS
WILL BE GOING FOR THE NEXT SEVEN
DAYS.
>> Alfe: ROLLER-COASTER CAMP?
PIZZA SCHOOL?
DRUM HEAVEN?
>> Roba: HE'S MAKING US GO BACK
TO SCHOOL, ALFE.
>> Alfe: REMEMBER WHEN YOU TWO
WENT TO HIGH SCHOOL AND I WOULD
SLEEP ALL DAY IN THE GARAGE?
BEST YEARS OF MY LIFE.
>> Horace: YEAH, I LOVED HIGH
SCHOOL.
I WAS WICKED-GOOD AT SOCCER --
>> Roba: YEAH, WHATEVER.
FOR ME, HIGH SCHOOL WAS A
NIGHTMARE.
I WAS KNOWN AS A SUPER DORK.
I MEAN, I TRIED TO BE COOL, BUT
EVERY ATTEMPT MADE ME LESS COOL.
HEY, EVERYBODY.
LOOK AT MY COOL, NEW BACKWARDS
HAT!
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> THAT HAT IS A SUPER DORK, AND
SO ARE YOU!
>> DON'T WORRY.
THIS WILL BE NOTHING LIKE HIGH
SCHOOL.
IT'LL BE MUCH HARDER, AND IF YOU
FAIL, YOU'LL BE BANNED FROM
PROBLEM SOLVING.
>> Roba: WAIT, THIS BLANKET BACK
HERE IS MOVING!
>> HEY, DID WE PICK UP THOSE
LOSERS YET?
>> Roba: WHAT?!
>> OH, WHAT? WHAT'S UP?!
>> Alfe: K999's IN THE CAR?!
>> RIGHT!
>> Alfe: AWESOME!
>> Roba: NO!
>> OH, SNAP!
HEY, TUX, LET ME DRIVE.
>> Roba: NO!
>> I'M GONNA RUN OVER THESE
GARBAGE CANS!
I'M ALL UP IN THIS CAR!
A-BEEP BEEP! I'M IN A CAR!
>> Roba: [ SCREAMS ]
>> I'M DRIVING!
WE ALL GONNA CRASH!
NAH, JUST TESTING YOU. I -- AAH!
[ TIRES SCREECH ]
[ PANTING ]
>> Roba: WHAT IS HE DOING HERE?!
>> K999's PROBLEM-SOLVING
LICENSE HAS EXPIRED.
HE'LL BE JOINING YOU AT THE
ACADEMY, AND I'D LIKE IT IF YOU
BOYS TRIED TO KEEP HIM OUT OF
TROUBLE.
>> Roba: THIS KEEPS GETTING
WORSE.
>> Alfe: COOL.
IS THAT AN ARMY SOLDIER?
AWESOME!
I'M GONNA LEARN TO BE IN THE
ARMY!
>> Horace: NO, ALFE, THIS ISN'T
THE ARMY.
REMEMBER, IT'S PROBLEM-SOLVING
SCHOOL.
>> Alfe: OH, YOU'RE TALKING IN
ARMY CODE.
I GET IT. TCH, TCH.
>> Roba: UGH, THIS PLACE LOOKS
LIKE HIGH SCHOOL.
>> OKAY, BOYS, I'LL BE BACK IN A
WEEK.
HAVE FUN!
>> Roba: OKAY. I'LL TRY.
I PROMISE.
>> HEY, NICE BACKWARDS HAT,
SUPER DORK!
>> Roba: OH, NO!
WHY DID I WEAR THIS?
WHAT WAS I THINKING?
IT'S ALL GOING HORRIBLE AGAIN!
I CAN'T DO THIS!
>> Horace: DON'T WORRY, ROBA.
THIS'LL BE FUN. I GOT YOUR BACK.
>> OH, THAT'S RIGHT!
ME, TOO!
>> ATTENTION!
I HOPE YOU'RE ALL READY FOR AN
EXCRUCIATINGLY DIFFICULT WEEK,
BECAUSE IN CASE YOU MISREAD THE
SIGN OUTSIDE, THIS ISN'T
COCO NUTS TROPICAL RESORT & SPA.
NO, THAT'S A MILE EAST, AND THEY
HAVE A PRETTY SPECTACULAR TACO
BAR ON SUNDAYS.
>> HUH. SOUNDS COOL.
LET'S GO THERE!
>> NO TALKING!
NOW, SINCE WE ONLY HAVE A WEEK,
I'M GOING TO SAVE US ALL SOME
TIME AND ASSIGN EACH OF YOU A
SOCIAL STANDING.
IT WILL BE JUST LIKE HIGH
SCHOOL.
>> Roba: OH, NO. HERE WE GO.
>> YOU.
YOU'LL BE KNOWN AS THE "WEIRD
ARMY FREAK" -- OBVIOUSLY.
>> Alfe: YOU CAN CALL ME
PRIVATE CHEESEBURGER, SIR!
>> NOW, WHAT DO WE HAVE HERE?
SOME SORT OF CUTE ROBOTIC CAT?
HOW ABOUT YOU BE OUR "CUTE KITTY
MASCOT"?
>> I AIN'T NO CAT.
I'M AN ELECTRIC DOG! LOOK AT ME!
>> [ LAUGHS ]
>> [ GROWLING ]
>> VERY FUNNY, MR. CAT.
NEXT, I WOULD LIKE TO ANNOUNCE
THIS YEAR'S "COOL GUY," WHICH,
OF COURSE, WILL GO TO
BILLY JAY HENDRIX.
[ ENGINE REVS ]
AH. HERE HE COMES.
[ TIRES SCREECH ]
[ INDISTINCT CHATTER ]
>> GUH! ALL RIGHT.
THE "COOL GUY" SLOT SEEMS TO
HAVE OPENED UP.
SO, BY DEFAULT, IT WILL GO TO
WHOEVER IS NEXT IN LINE.
YOU.
>> Roba: WOW! YES! THANK YOU!
YAY!
>> YOU'RE SO COOL NOW!
YOU MAY WEAR YOUR HAT BACKWARDS,
THE COOL WAY!
>> Roba: AWESOME!
>> OKAY, I'LL NEED A "SUPER
DORK" NOW, AND THAT WILL GO...
TO YOU.
>> Horace: WHAT? NO, ROBA'S U--
>> NO TALKING!
PUT ON THESE DORK GLASSES.
THE REST OF YOU, PICK PARTNERS.
I'M LATE FOR BAND PRACTICE.
THAT'S RIGHT. I'M IN A BAND.
>> OH, OH, OH!
I WANT TO BE PARTNERS WITH THE
COOL GUY!
>> Roba: PARTNERS WITH ME?
WHAT, DO YOU LIKE ME NOW?
>> DUH! YOU'RE COOL!
COME ON, I'LL HELP YOU UNPACK.
HORACE, UNPACK YOUR DIAPERS
YOURSELF!
>> Horace: WHAT?
I DON'T HAVE DIAPERS.
>> SUPER DORK WEARS DIAPERS!
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> ATTENTION!
PROFESSIONAL PROBLEM SOLVING CAN
BE AS TRICKY AS MAKING OUT WITH
A FERRET.
THERE'S PAIN, SCRATCHING, AND
CHANCES ARE, SHE'LL BREAK YOUR
HEART.
[ Voice breaking ] TAKE IT FROM
ME.
NOW, I BROUGHT ENOUGH FERRETS
FOR ALL OF YOU.
EXCEPT YOU, COOL GUY.
SIT OVER THERE IN THAT LOUNGE
CHAIR AND CHILL OUT.
>> Roba: WOW, BEING COOL GUY HAS
ITS BENEFITS, BUT I WON'T LET IT
CHANGE ME.
>> SUPER DORK, YOU'RE UP FIRST.
PLEASE DEMONSTRATE.
>> [ GROWLING ]
>> Horace: [ GROANING ]
>> [ ROARS ]
>> NOW, IT'S IMPORTANT WHEN
PROBLEM SOLVING NEVER TO MISS
CLUES.
SUPER DORK, LOOK OUT FOR CLUES!
>> Horace: [ GROANS ]
>> PROBLEM FAILED!
>> Alfe: ALFE!
NUM, NUM, NUM, NUM!
NUM, NUM, NUM, NUM!
>> GOOD EFFORT, BUT YOU CAN'T
EAT ALL YOUR PROBLEMS AWAY,
PRIVATE CHEESEBURGER!
PROBLEM FAILED!
>> Horace: [ GRUNTING ]
WHOA!
[ CRASH ]
>> NICE TRY, DORK!
>> Horace: OH, SCHOOL'S SO HARD
WHEN YOU'RE A DORK.
WHAT SHOULD I DO, ROBA?
TELL ME SOME DORK SURVIVAL
SKILLS!
>> Roba: HUH.
THOUGHT YOU SAID THIS WAS GONNA
BE FUN.
WISH I COULD HELP YOU.
>> ♪ PROBLEM SOLVING IS PRETTY
RAD ♪
>> ♪ PROBLEM SOLVING IS PRETTY
RAD ♪
>> ♪ IF I LISTEN TO THE
SERGEANT, THEN I WON'T DO BAD ♪
>> ♪ IF I LISTEN TO THE
SERGEANT, THEN I WON'T DO BAD ♪
>> PROBLEM SOLVING REQUIRES
THINKING ON YOUR FEET.
ONE MISTAKE COULD RUIN YOUR LIFE
FOREVER.
LET'S SEE IF SUPER DORK HERE HAS
WHAT IT TAKES.
GO! GO! GO! GO! GO! GO!
[ SPLATTER ]
WHOA, THERE. TOTAL FAIL.
>> Horace: BUT I DIDN'T
SLIME-BALL THE WOMAN AND I DID
SLIME-BALL THE PROBLEM GUY.
>> BUT THAT WOMAN IS THE REAL
PROBLEM.
SHE JUST SHOPLIFTED THAT BABY!
AND THAT PROBLEM GUY YOU SLIMED
IS MY BROTHER.
>> Roba: SEEMS OBVIOUS TO ME.
>> ♪ A, B, C, D ♪
♪ I LOVE THE ACADEMY ♪
>> ♪ FIVE, SIX, SEVEN, EIGHT ♪
♪ SERGEANT D.O.G. IS WICKED
GREAT ♪
>> Alfe: DUDE, WHAT'S WRONG?
WHY IN THE WORLD AREN'T YOU
EATING?
>> Horace: I DON'T KNOW.
I HATE MY LIFE NOW?
BEING A DORK CHANGES EVERYTHING!
I MEAN, WHAT IF I'M SO DORKY, I
CAN'T PASS?
AND THEN WE CAN'T BE PROBLEM
SOLVERS!
>> Alfe: WHAT?
OH, HERE COMES COOL GUY ROBA.
LOOK AT HIS HAT.
>> Roba: HEY, GUYS.
HAVEN'T SEEN MUCH OF YOU GUYS
AROUND.
HOW AMAZING IS THIS PROBLEM
SOLVERS ACADEMY?
>> Horace: IT'S...HORRIBLE?
>> Roba: UGH!
YOU WANT TO HEAR SOMETHING
HORRIBLE?
THEY GAVE ME THIS MASSAGE
EARLIER.
IT KIND OF WASN'T THAT AWESOME.
>> Horace: WHAT?
THEY GIVE YOU MASSAGES WHILE I'M
STRUGGLING TO PASS AND GET
LICENSED?
>> AH, QUIT YOUR WHINING AND GO
WASH THE SAND OUT OF YOUR
DIAPER!
>> Horace: WHAT'S GOTTEN INTO
YOU, MAN?
YOU THINK YOU'RE BETTER THAN US
JUST CAUSE SERGEANT D.O.G.
RANDOMLY LABELED YOU "COOL GUY"?
>> Roba: WHAT?
WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM?
MY WHOLE LIFE, I STRUGGLED WITH
BEING COOL.
NOW I AM.
IT SEEMS LIKE YOU'RE JEALOUS.
>> Horace: I'M NOT JEAL--
UGH.
DROPPED MY GLASSES IN MY FOOD.
>> LOOK, EVERYBODY!
SUPER DORK WEARS DIAPERS!
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Horace: MY UNDERWEAR'S JUST
PUFFY!
ROBA, WHY DON'T YOU STICK UP FOR
ME?
>> Roba: WHATEVER.
YOU NEVER HELPED ME IN HIGH
SCHOOL.
SEE YA.
>> Alfe: UM, CAN I EAT YOUR
GLASSES?
>> IT'S ALL COME DOWN TO THIS.
TO GRADUATE, YOU MUST PASS THIS
FINAL EXAM.
IT'S AN ONLINE TEST, SO I MUST
START UP THIS COMPUTER, LOG ON
TO THE INTERNET.
OH, WHAT THE?!
WHAT?!
OH, NO!
AN INTERGALACTIC DATA PARASITE?!
EVERYONE, TAKE COVER!
THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
OKAY, YOU THREE, DID I REMEMBER
TO TEACH YOU HOW TO WORK THE
DELTA CANNON?
>> Roba: NO!
>> OKAY, WELL, NOW'S A GOOD
TIME.
YOU THREE WILL HAVE TO WORK
TOGETHER.
THERE'S A DELTA CANNON BEHIND
THE BOOKSHELF.
>> Roba: UH, EXCUSE ME, I DON'T
DO STUFF WITH DORKS.
>> Horace: YEAH, FINE.
GO OVER THERE WITH YOUR REAL
FRIENDS.
WE DON'T NEED YOU.
>> ACTUALLY, THEY DO NEED YOU.
THE DELTA CANNON NEEDS THREE
PEOPLE.
BUT, ROBA, YOU WERE RIGHT IN NOT
WANTING TO HELP THEM.
BY HELPING DORKS, IT KIND OF
MAKES YOU A DORK, AS WELL.
>> OW! WHOA!
ROBA, DO IT!
YOU WERE A DORK THE WHOLE TIME!
YOU ALWAYS WERE!
JUST SAVE ME!
>> Roba: WHAT? I WAS?
>> Alfe: YEAH, HE'S RIGHT.
BUT, LOOK, IN HIGH SCHOOL, WE
WERE ALL KIND OF DORKS...
UNTIL HORACE STARTED THE PROBLEM
SOLVERS.
>> Roba: THAT'S RIGHT.
THEN WE ALL JOINED AND BECAME
PROBLEM SOLVERS, NOT DORKS.
THANKS, HORACE.
I GUESS YOU DID HELP ME.
>> Horace: HEY, WE HELPED EACH
OTHER.
NOW, WHAT DO YOU SAY?
ARE WE PROBLEM SOLVERS OR WHAT?
>> WHATEVER, DORKS!
HE'S ERASING MY ELECTRO-BRAIN!
HELP!
>> Roba: LET'S DO THIS!
>> GOOD CHOICE!
ALFE, MOUNT THE CANNON ON YOUR
SHOULDER.
STRAP ON THE HARNESS.
HORACE, ACTIVATE THE CHARGE.
CAREFUL! CAREFUL!
ROBA, SWITCH THE RADAR TO ZONE
FIVE AND ENTER THE FOLLOWING
CODE, 8-5-9-ZED-G-1-3--
[ SCREAMS ]
>> Horace: OH, NO!
WE NEED THE CODE!
>> Roba: RELAX.
K999 WAS RIGHT!
I'M A TRUE DORK AT HEART.
'CAUSE EVEN THOUGH I WAS ACTING
COOL ALL WEEK, I WAS SECRETLY
STUDYING AT NIGHT.
GOT THIS CODE MEMORIZED!
BEEBA-BOBA-BEEBA-BOOP!
SHOOT IT!
>> Alfe: ALFE!
>> HA HA HA HA!
OH! LOOK!
PROBLEM PASSED.
AND GRADUATING WITH HONORS, OUR
HEROES FROM YESTERDAY.
TODAY, YOU THREE DORKS BECAME
MEN, EXCEPT YOU.
YOU GO BACK TO BEING A DORK.
AND YOU AREN'T A MAN.
AND YOU'RE A CAT.
AND, YOU, GET A HAIRCUT!
FOR NOW, YOU ARE OFFICIAL
PROBLEM SOLVERS!
>> Alfe: ♪ PROBLEM SOLVING IS
PRETTY SWEET ♪
>> Both: ♪ PROBLEM SOLVING IS
PRETTY SWEET ♪
>> Alfe: ♪ ATE TWO POUNDS OF
SUGAR, FOUR POUNDS OF MEAT ♪
>> Both: ♪ ATE TWO POUNDS OF
SUGAR AND FOUR POUNDS OF MEAT ♪
>> CAN I JOIN?
>> Roba: NO WAY!
>> BUT I'M A DORK!
>> Roba: OKAY!
>> Alfe: ♪ I DON'T KNOW, BUT
I'VE BEEN TOLD ♪
♪ IF YOU DON'T LIKE PIZZA,
THEN YOU DON'T HAVE A SOUL ♪