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[upbeat rock music]
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- WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING, CUPID?
- OOH, JUSTIN.
JUSTIN, PERFECT TIMING. - HOLY HELL, MAN.
- DO YOU KNOW WHAT TODAY IS?
- THE WEEK OF VALENTINE'S, I GUESS?
- DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS--YES! IT'S--YES!
I'M SO EXCITED THAT YOU KNOW THAT.
I WAS HOPING TO SURPRISE YOU ALL, BUT I NEED HELP
PUTTING UP MORE PINK AND MORE RED
AND MORE HEARTS, AND I NEED YOUR HELP RIGHT NOW.
- WHAT CAN I-- - HAND THAT TO ME,
AND I'M GONNA STICK IT UP. THIS IS SO--
- I DON'T REALLY GIVE A [bleep], OKAY?
YOU [bleep] HIM ON THE FIRST DATE.
NO SEX BEFORE MONOGAMY ON THE FIRST DATE!
WHAT THE [bleep] IS ALL THIS?
- UM, IT'S VALENTINE'S DAY WEEK?
- OH, MY GOD, THIS IS BEAUTIFUL.
I MEAN, THE ROSES. - I MATCHED EVERYTHING
TO OUR OFFICE. - YOU KNOW I LOVE PINK ROSES.
YOU KNOW WHAT I'M THINKING? - WHAT?
- WE SHOULD DO A VALENTINE'S MIXER, YOU KNOW?
- THAT'D BE GOOD. I THINK THAT WOULD BE GREAT.
- WITH LOTS OF PINK, LOTS OF RED.
- OH, I LOVE THAT. YOU KNOW WHAT?
I'M REALLY GLAD I THOUGHT OF IT.
LOVE--EVERYONE WANTS IT, BUT NOT EVERYONE FINDS IT.
THAT'S MY JOB.
MEET MY MILLIONAIRES!
[cheering] WITH A LITTLE TOUGH LOVE...
YOU KIDDING ME?
A LOT OF PATIENCE... YAWN!
AND AN EYE FOR THE RIGHT CHEMISTRY,
I MAKE THE PERFECT MATCH.
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SO, GUYS, WHAT ARE YOU DOING FOR VALENTINE'S DAY?
- OOH, I THINK JONATHAN AND I ARE GONNA GO UP
TO SAN FRANCISCO, DO A LITTLE DRIVE AND WINE TASTING.
- OH, I'M JEALOUS.
WHAT ABOUT YOU, JUSTIN?
- I HAVEN'T DECIDED YET.
I'M KIND OF INDIFFERENT ABOUT IT.
- MARISA!
WHAT ARE YOU DOING FOR VALENTINE'S DAY?
- NOTHING.
THIS IS SUCH A HALLMARK HOLIDAY, ANYWAY.
- IT'S OUR HOLIDAY! - YOU'RE MATCHMAKERS!
- THIS IS A SPECIAL WEEK, AND IT'S LEADING UP
TO THE PERFECT DAY OF ROMANCE, AND I AM SUPER EXCITED.
OKAY, LET'S GET TO BUSINESS.
BUT IT'S ALSO REALLY *** A LOT OF PEOPLE,
SO I TRY TO MATCH AS MANY PEOPLE AS I CAN.
OKAY, GUYS, LISTEN, LET'S TALK ABOUT THIS MIXER--WAIT.
IT'S NOT A MIXER. YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS?
IT'S THE RED BALL. I DON'T KNOW IF YOU KNOW THAT.
- OOH. - YES!
- THE RED BALL IS THIS FAMOUS THING IN THE INDUSTRY.
WE'RE GONNA CREATE OUR OWN RED BALL.
FOR MATCHMAKERS, VALENTINE'S DAY
IS THE BIGGEST HOLIDAY OF THE YEAR.
IT'S LIKE CHRISTMAS, NEW YEAR'S EVE,
AND THE SUPER BOWL ALL ROLLED INTO ONE.
SO WHAT DO WE GOT FOR THE RED BALL?
- OH. - THAT'S YOUR TEAM.
- I'LL START... - OKAY, GO AHEAD.
- BECAUSE MY GUY IS SUPER, SUPER HOT,
AND HE KIND OF LOOKS LIKE OBAMA.
- HE DOES LOOK LIKE BARACK OBAMA,
ESPECIALLY IN THAT PICTURE, WOW. - YEAH.
- I THINK IT'S THE EARS. - YEAH.
- HIS NAME IS MATT BROOKS.
HE'S PRETTY MUCH BEEN DATING AND NOT REALLY HAD
A BREAK IN BETWEEN. - WOW.
- BUT GET THIS, PATTI, HE'S BEEN ENGAGED BEFORE.
- THAT'S GOOD, THAT MEANS HE'S COMMITMENT-MINDED.
WELL, SHOW ME THE VIDEOTAPE. - OKAY.
- I'M MATTHEW JONATHAN BROOKS.
I LIVE IN MARINA DEL REY, CALIFORNIA.
I'M 30 YEARS YOUNG, AND MY NET WORTH
IS BETWEEN $3 MILLION TO $5 MILLION.
- WHOA, HE'S NICELY CUT. - LOOK AT--LOOK AT THE BODY.
- HE'S GONNA LOOK REALLY GOOD IN A NICE SUIT FOR THE PARTY.
- TIGHT SUIT? [laughs]
- I HAVE LOTS OF FUN.
I CREATE FUN, ACTUALLY. THAT'S WHAT I'M KNOWN FOR.
LIKE, I'LL CALL A GIRL AND I'LL BE LIKE, "HEY,"
YOU KNOW, "IT'S BARACK OBAMA CALLING.
"WHY AREN'T YOU CALLING ME BACK?
"I MEAN, DON'T YOU WANT TO GET PRESIDENTIAL?
I MEAN, JESUS, I MEAN, IT'S A ONCE IN A LIFETIME OPPORTUNITY."
- WOW. - WHOA.
- HE NEEDS TO KILL
THE BARACK OBAMA THING. - YEAH.
- WHAT I LOOK FOR IN A WOMAN IS A WOMAN WHO CAN
LIGHT UP A ROOM, A WOMAN WHO WALKS IN,
HER SMILE'S INFECTIOUS,
IT MAKES PEOPLE FEEL GOOD AND COMFORTABLE.
MY PERFECT COMBINATION WOULD BE A MIX OF
SOFIA VERGARA AND HAYDEN PANETTIERE.
PERSONALLY, I MEAN, I HAVE A RULE.
MY RULE IS THAT MOST WOMEN NEED TO FIT BETWEEN HERE.
IT'S LIKE MY HIPS HERE. YOU KNOW, SOMEONE WHO'S PETITE,
SOMEONE I CAN, KIND OF, THROW AROUND AND HAVE FUN WITH.
- THEY FIT BETWEEN MY HIPS? - LIKE, WHAT DOES HE WANT?
HE WANTS A LITTLE SPINNER? - UH-HUH.
- THAT SITS ON HIS LAP AND GOES LIKE A TOP?
- SMALL FRAME.
- I DEFINITELY WANT TO FIND A GIRL I CAN SHARE MY LIFE WITH.
I'VE ALWAYS BEEN ON THE SEARCH FOR THAT.
I FIND COMPANIONSHIP TO BE A VERY IMPORTANT THING TO ME,
AND WHEN I DON'T HAVE IT I FEEL VERY, KIND OF, LOST.
PATTI, PLEASE HELP ME.
I'M A YOUNG INTERNET ENTREPRENEUR.
I LOOK LIKE BARACK OBAMA. PLEASE, PLEASE, PATTI, HELP ME.
YOU WON'T REGRET IT.
- OH, MY GOD, ENOUGH WITH THE BARACK OBAMA.
LET'S--LET'S BE MATT. LET'S BE MATT.
WE'RE GIVING HIM A RED BALL, HE'D BETTER EARN IT.
- ABSOLUTELY. - OKAY, SERIOUSLY.
THIS IS NOT SOMETHING WE DO FOR EVERYBODY.
WHEN A GUY COMES TO ME WITH WALL-TO-WALL RELATIONSHIPS,
THAT'S A SURE SIGN HE'S AFRAID TO BE SINGLE,
AND THAT CAN LEAD TO PICKING THE WRONG PERSON.
SO I NEED TO GET TO THE BOTTOM OF THINGS,
AND TO FIGURE OUT WHY HASN'T HE STUCK
WITH ONE RELATIONSHIP FOR GOOD?
- YOU'RE GONNA LOVE MY MILLIONAIRE.
- WHY AM I GONNA LOVE-- - HE'S EVEN YOUNGER.
ADAM WINTERS, 24. - YOU KNOW HOW I'M ALWAYS SCARED
OF THE, LIKE, 24, 25-- - YOU DON'T LIKE THE YOUNG?
- THEY, LIKE, INHERITED MONEY,
THEY'RE ALL COCKY. - NO, NO, HE'S ALL SELF-MADE.
- HE'S SELF-MADE AT 24? - 24 YEARS OLD, SELF-MADE.
HE'S ORIGINALLY FROM TENNESSEE, SO IT'S LIKE
A SMALL-TOWN BOY COMING TO A BIG TOWN,
AND HE MADE HIS FORTUNE HERE.
- WHOA, THIS SOUNDS INTERESTING. - MM-HMM.
- WHAT DO WE GOT? WHAT DO WE GOT?
- MY NAME IS ADAM WINTERS. I'M 24.
I'M A CEO, AND I HAVE A NET WORTH
OF A LITTLE OVER $1 MILLION.
- HE'S CUTE. - HE'S FUNNY TOO.
- DON'T LET THE SUIT FOOL YOU.
YOU KNOW, BORN AND RAISED IN TENNESSEE.
GOOD OL' COUNTRY BOY LIVING IN BEVERLY HILLS.
- OH, MY GOD, HE'S SUCH A SOUTHERN BOY
I, LIKE, WANT TO GET OUT MY BOOTS
AND MOVE ON UP TO NASHVILLE. - OH, MY GOSH.
- WHEN IT COMES TO MOTORCYCLES, I'M A PLAYER.
I USE AND ABUSE MOTORCYCLES.
- LOOK AT THAT BIKE.
- I'LL RIDE A WHEELIE DOWN, YOU KNOW, BEVERLY DRIVE
WITH NO HELMET ON ON A DIRT BIKE,
AND EVERYBODY'S LOOKING AT ME LIKE,
"WHO'S THIS IDIOT WITH CAMOUFLAGE?"
- THAT'S KIND OF STUPID. THAT'S VERY *** OF YOU.
- I LIKE CURVY GIRLS. LIKE, JESSICA ALBA IS BEAUTIFUL.
I LIKE EXOTIC. PATTI, I NEED YOUR HELP
BECAUSE IT'S BEEN A HEADACHE BEING IN L.A.
I NEED YOUR PROFESSIONALISM TO FIND ME A GOOD, SIMPLE GIRL
THAT LOVES COUNTRY BOYS.
- THAT GUY IS 100% BEVERLY HILLBILLY.
THE BEVERLY HILLBILLIES MOVED TO L.A.
BECAUSE THEY WANTED TO LIVE LIKE RICH PEOPLE AND NOT BE HICKS.
ADAM WINTERS CAME FROM TENNESSEE TO L.A.,
BUT HE'S STILL GOT A LOT OF THE HILLBILLY IN HIM.
HIS VOICE IS LIKE, "OH, MY GOSH,
HOW YOU DOIN'? HOW'S IT GOIN'"
I MEAN, I DON'T WANT TO [bleep] THAT, DO YOU?
[laughter]
- YOU'RE GOING WAY TOO FAR. I THINK IT'S CHARMING.
- WHAT? - WE'VE GOT TO SPICE HIM UP.
- I THINK IT IS. THE SOUTHERN ACCENT IS CHARMING.
both: CHARMING?
- SERIOUSLY, WHERE'S THE SEXY IN THAT?
- WELL-- - AT LEAST OBAMA,
EVEN THOUGH HE'S GOT EARS LIKE DUMBO,
HE'S A LITTLE BIT SEXIER.
ADAM SEEMS LIKE A NICE GUY, BUT HIS COUNTRY ATTITUDE
WOULD PROBABLY SCARE OFF MOST OF THE WOMEN IN L.A.
HE IS WHO HE IS, AND HE'S NOT GONNA CHANGE,
SO THE KEY IS TO FIND A GIRL
THAT LIKES THIS COUNTRY BOY.
HERE'S THE OTHER THING I WAS THINKING.
SINCE NO GIRL SHOULD GO HOME ALONE
ON VALENTINE'S DAY, JUSTIN-- - EVER.
- OKAY, EVER. LET'S BRING SOME MORE GUYS
TO THE MIXER SO THAT IF THEY DON'T GET THE MILLIONAIRES...
- COOL. - THEY GET THE GUYS!
ISN'T THAT GREAT?
TWO MILLIONAIRE'S CLUB FIRSTS.
NOT ONLY AM I GONNA THROW MY FIRST RED BALL,
BUT I'M GOING TO BRING IN SOME GORGEOUS, HANDSOME MEN
FOR MY YOUNG LADIES
WHO DON'T GET PICKED AS THE MASTER DATE.
THIS WAY, EVERYONE GETS A DATE ON VALENTINE'S DAY.
SO, DAVID, YOU'RE GONNA BE ON DECORATIONS, OKAY?
- GOT IT.
- YOU'RE GONNA MAKE SURE THAT
YOUR GUY IS DRESSED APPROPRIATELY.
- GOT IT. - AND YOU, MISSY,
YOU'RE GONNA GET ME LOTS OF MEN.
GO INTO THAT DATABASE AND BRING ME
TONS OF MEN FOR MY GIRLS SO NOBODY GOES HOME ALONE.
- I CAN DO THAT. - OKAY?
WE'RE ALL GOOD? ALL RIGHT, WHERE AM I GOING?
- SO YOU'RE GONNA GO MEET MATT FIRST AT LE CELLIER.
- OOH, PRETTY. I LIKE THAT PLACE. GREAT WINE.
- THEN YOU'RE GOING TO BEVERLY HILLS TO LA DOLCE VITA.
- OH, PERFECT, I LOVE THAT. GREAT FOR LUNCH.
OKAY, GUYS. I'M OFF.
I'M OFF TO MEET MR. PRESIDENT, MILLIONAIRE, MATT BROOKS.
HE SAYS HE'S ALWAYS DATING BUT HE HASN'T FOUND THE ONE.
OBVIOUSLY, HE'S DOING SOMETHING WRONG,
SO I'M GONNA FIND OUT WHAT THAT IS.
HOW ARE YOU? - I'M GREAT.
NICE TO FINALLY MEET YOU. - NICE TO MEET YOU TOO.
- MY NAME IS MATT BROOKS, AND I'M 30 YEARS OLD,
AND I LIVE IN MARINA DEL REY, CALIFORNIA.
MY NET WORTH IS BETWEEN $3 MILLION TO $5 MILLION.
IT DEPENDS ON THE DAY OF THE WEEK.
WE'RE THE NUMBER ONE MANUFACTURER
OF NAUTICAL DECOR AROUND THE WORLD.
WE HAVE 350 EMPLOYEES WORLDWIDE, SO THINGS ARE JUST GOING GREAT.
I LOVE THE BEACH, AND I TRY TO MAKE MY LIFE,
UM, ACCESSIBLE TO THE WATER, TO THE OCEAN, AND TO THE SUN.
I LOVE TO RUN ON THE BEACH.
I LOVE TO GO SKIMBOARDING.
THAT'S WHAT GIVE ME ENERGY.
I THINK I'M READY FOR MARRIAGE IF I FIND THE RIGHT GIRL.
I DEFINITELY WANT TO HAVE A FAMILY.
FOR ME, I REALLY WANT TO MEET A GIRL THAT
I CAN HOLD HANDS ANYWHERE WITH,
I CAN KISS IN PUBLIC,
AND WHEN I EMBRACE HER, SHE'LL EMBRACE ME BACK.
I WANT A GIRL WHOSE EYES WILL SPARKLE,
THEY'LL LIGHT UP A ROOM,
AND I'LL KNOW INSTANTLY. IT'S JUST AN ENERGY THING.
THE GIRL THAT'S RIGHT FOR ME IS THE ONE
THAT I WON'T LOSE EYE CONTACT WITH.
SO DO YOU FEEL THAT LOOKING LIKE BARACK OBAMA,
THAT GIVES YOU A LICENSE TO, LIKE, GET ANY GIRL YOU WANT?
- NO, I-I DEFINITELY DON'T THINK IT HELPS ME DO THAT,
BUT IT DEFINITELY IS A GOOD CONVERSATION STARTER.
- OKAY.
BASICALLY, YOU SEEM LIKE YOU'RE A SERIAL MONOGAMIST.
- I HAVE HAD A FEW RELATIONSHIPS.
- YOU LIKE BEING IN A RELATIONSHIP.
- I DO LIKE BEING IN A RELATIONSHIP.
- AND IF IT DOESN'T WORK, YOU JUMP TO THE NEXT ONE.
- YES.
- WHAT WAS THE MAIN REASON
WHY YOUR RELATIONSHIPS BROKE UP?
- UH, COMMUNICATION WAS A BIG ISSUE.
JUST BEING ABLE TO, FOR HER,
TO COMMUNICATE TO ME HOW SHE FELT.
- NOW, ARE YOU SEEING ANYONE NOW AT ALL?
- NO, NOT AT ALL. - NO, YOU'RE CLEAN AS A SLATE.
WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU TALKED TO YOUR EX-GIRLFRIEND?
- FIVE MONTHS AGO. - OKAY.
- TALKING TO PATTI FEELS
A LITTLE BIT LIKE BEING ON THE WITNESS STAND,
SO HOPEFULLY I'LL BE ABLE TO GET A WORD IN EDGEWISE
AND BE ABLE TO TELL HER HOW I FEEL.
- HAVE YOU BEEN ENGAGED?
- YES. - OKAY.
AND THEN WHAT HAPPENED? - I THINK THAT
IMMEDIATELY SOME OF HER PRIORITIES HAD CHANGED.
- WHAT DID YOU WANT THAT WAS A PRIORITY?
- NOT THAT I WANTED, WHAT SHE WANTED PERTAINS TO--
- WHICH IS WHAT? - WAS TO GET MARRIED,
HAVE A HOUSE, AND START HAVING BABIES IMMEDIATELY.
- BUT DIDN'T YOU TALK ABOUT IT BEFORE YOU GOT ENGAGED?
- NO, WE DID NOT TALK ABOUT IT BEFORE WE GOT ENGAGED.
- OKAY, SO CLEARLY, YOU'RE NOT COMMUNICATING.
SOUNDS LIKE TO ME LIKE YOU HAVE THE COMMUNICATION PROBLEM.
- I MIGHT HAVE A COMMUNICATION PROBLEM.
- OKAY, SO YOU NEED TO SPEAK YOUR TRUTH.
JUST LIKE AT THE MIXER,
YOU'RE GONNA TELL THEM WHAT YOU'RE LOOKING FOR.
SO LET'S TALK ABOUT THAT. - OKAY.
- WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING FOR?
- SOMEONE WHO'S PASSIONATE,
HAS SOMETHING IN THEIR LIFE THAT THEY'RE REALLY PASSIONATE ABOUT.
EVEN IF IT'S A HOBBY-- - SOMETHING THAT GETS THEM
EXCITED TO WAKE UP IN THE MORNING.
- EXACTLY. - OKAY, WHAT ELSE?
- I'M LOOKING FOR SOMEONE WHO'S ATHLETIC,
SOMEONE WHO LIKES TO SPEND TIME OUTDOORS.
- WHAT DO YOU DO THAT YOU'RE ATHLETIC?
- I DO A LOT. I RUN--I RUN MARATHONS.
I TRAVEL. - OKAY, SO YOU'D LIKE A RUNNER,
IF YOU COULD.
- THAT WOULD BE GREAT. - THAT'D BE KIND OF INTERESTING.
WHEN A SERIAL MONOGAMIST GETS BORED, LOSES INTEREST,
FIGURES OUT "THIS IS GETTING TOO SERIOUS," THEY LEAVE.
HE HAS A PROBLEM ANSWERING AND ASKING THE HARD QUESTIONS.
MATT'S GOT TO FOCUS ON THE GIRL,
GET TO KNOW HER, OR HE'S NOT GONNA FIND SOMEONE
THAT'S RIGHT FOR HIM.
SO TO BREAK THE SERIAL MONOGAMY PATTERN,
YOU NEED TO LOOK UNDER THE HOOD OF THE CAR.
- GOT IT.
- FOR THIS PARTICULAR MIXER,
TAKE FOUR QUESTIONS--DON'T TELL ME NOW, THINK ABOUT IT--
THAT YOU'RE GONNA ASK
THAT YOU WILL KNOW WHETHER OR NOT THIS PERSON
WOULD FIT WITH YOU.
YOU THINK YOU'RE OKAY WITH THAT?
- I'M DEFINITELY OKAY WITH THAT. - OKAY, GOOD.
THE OTHER TRICK FOR MATT
IS TO TRY TO FIND A WOMAN
THAT KNOWS WHAT SHE WANTS AND COMMUNICATES
WHAT SHE WANTS. - VERY GOOD.
- IF MATT FINDS SOMEONE HE CLICKS WITH,
HE COULD GO FROM SOMEBODY WHO'S ALWAYS DATING
TO A HAPPY HUSBAND IN NO TIME.
ALL RIGHT, LET'S TALK ABOUT THE MIXER.
I HAVE TWO RULES. - OKAY.
- OKAY, SO THE FIRST RULE IS,
NO SEX BEFORE MONOGAMY. - ABSOLUTELY.
- OKAY, WE HAVE A TWO DRINK MAXIMUM
AT THE MIXER. ARE YOU OKAY WITH THAT?
- I'M DEFINITELY OKAY WITH THAT. - OKAY, GREAT.
SO I HAVE TO GET BACK TO THE OFFICE
TO START DIALING FOR DOLLS.
I NEED SOME GIRLS FOR THIS MIXER.
- ALL RIGHT. - OKAY?
SO GIVE ME A HUG. - SOUNDS GOOD.
- ENJOY YOUR WINE... - I WILL, THANK YOU.
- AND I WILL SEE YOU LATER. - THANK YOU, PATTI.
- THANKS.
COMING UP...
YOU WANT TO PICK UP YOUR L.A. HOTTIE,
AND TAKE 'EM BACK HOME,
EVENTUALLY. - MY TROPHY.
- IT'S TIME TO MEET MY YOUNG BEVERLY HILLBILLY,
ADAM WINTERS.
I NEED TO FIGURE OUT EXACTLY WHAT HE'S LOOKING FOR,
'CAUSE IF HE'S IN L.A. LOOKING FOR A COUNTRY BUMPKIN,
TENNESSEE FARMER'S DAUGHTER,
HE'S SERIOUSLY GONNA BE DISAPPOINTED.
HI! - OH, HEY.
- HOW YOU DOING? - GOOD, HOW ARE YOU?
- GOOD, NICE TO MEET YOU.
- NICE TO MEET YOU. - I JUST SAW YOUR VIDEO.
GOD, ARE YOU A COUNTRY PERSON.
- I'M ADAM WINTERS.
I'M 24 YEARS OLD, AND I LIVE IN BEVERLY HILLS, CALIFORNIA.
I'M ORIGINALLY FROM KNOXVILLE, TENNESSEE.
I HAVE A NET WORTH OF AROUND $1.5 MILLION.
I'M THE CEO OF GREEN TECHNOLOGY TRANSPORT.
IT'S THE GREENEST FORM OF TRANSPORTATION IN THE U.S.,
AND IT'S PROFITABLE.
BEING BORN AND RAISED IN TENNESSEE, AT THE AGE OF 18
I JUST PACKED MY BAGS AND MOVED OUT HERE.
I MOVED TO BEVERLY HILLS BECAUSE I FIGURED
IT WAS 2,300 MILES AWAY FROM WHERE I'M FROM.
BUT REALISTICALLY, I JUST WANT A GOOD OL' COUNTRY GIRL.
LIVING IN CALIFORNIA MAKES IT REALLY HARD TO MEET SOMEONE.
I WANT A FAMILY, I WANT A WIFE,
SOMEONE WHO WILL BE THERE FOR ME, MAKE ME A BOWL OF CEREAL.
YOU KNOW, THAT'S THE WAY IT IS IN TENNESSEE.
THAT'S THE WAY IT IS IN MY FAMILY.
MY GRANDPARENTS.
IF I CAN FIND SOMEONE LIKE MY MAMAW, I'LL MARRY HER.
IF SHE CAN MAKE SOME GOOD CORN BREAD, IT'S OVER.
WE'LL RIDE HORSES OFF INTO THE SUNSET.
- SO BASICALLY, YOU COME HERE--
HOW MANY MONTHS AGO, HOW MANY YEARS AGO?
- FOUR YEARS AGO.
- OKAY, SO YOU'VE SETTLED IN
AND MADE A LITTLE BIT OF MONEY. - MM-HMM.
- YOU WANT TO PICK UP YOUR L.A. HOTTIE,
AND TAKE 'EM BACK HOME,
EVENTUALLY. - MY TROPHY.
- OKAY, AND YOU EXPECT SOME BEVERLY HILLS HOTTIE,
IN HER GUCCI OUTFIT, TO WALK OFF WITH YOU INTO THE SUNSET?
- NOT AS SOON AS YOU MEET SOMEBODY, BUT, YEAH.
- DO YOU THINK THAT'S A LITTLE UNREALISTIC EXPECTATION?
- NO, IF YOU MAKE THE MONEY, YOU MAKE THE RULES.
- I AM NOT IN THE BUSINESS OF HANDING OUT TROPHY WIVES.
MR. "I MAKE THE RULES." NO, MOTHER[bleep],
I MAKE THE RULES. AND IF YOU WANT A GIRL,
THEN YOU'RE GONNA NEED TO LISTEN TO ME
OR IT'S NOT GONNA LAST.
OKAY, WHAT DOES THE GIRL GET? WHAT DOES THE GIRL GET?
- WELL, IF SHE'S NOT-- SHE'D HAVE--
- SHE'S MOVING TO YOUR HOUSE BACK HOME.
HOW BIG IS YOUR ACREAGE? - AROUND 300.
- YOU'VE GOT 300 ACRES.
HOW BIG IS YOUR HOUSE? - LIKE 2,800.
- OKAY, IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE?
- MM-HMM.
- DO YOU HAVE LIKE A GROCERY STORE BY YOU?
- WALMART, 15 MINUTES. - OH, SO WE HAVE NEIMAN MARCUS,
AND YOU'VE GOT WALMART, OKAY. - RIGHT.
- YOU BETTER BE REALLY GOOD IN BED
FOR A GIRL TO REALLY WANT TO BE WITH YOU.
WHAT SOUTHERN FANTASY WORLD IS THIS GUY LIVING IN?
I MEAN, THE L.A. HOTTIE HE'S DESCRIBING
IS NOT GONNA GO FOR MR. ADAM WINTERS
AND MOVE BACK TO TENNESSEE AND LIVE IN A SHED.
BUT IF I CAN FIGURE OUT WHAT HE WANTS ON THE INSIDE,
I BET I CAN FIND AN L.A. GIRL WITH A SOUTHERN TWIST.
ALL RIGHT, SO TELL ME ABOUT YOUR LONGEST RELATIONSHIP YOU HAD.
- IT WAS THREE YEARS. IT--
- WHO WAS IT WITH?
- A GIRL THAT I MET OUT IN LOS ANGELES.
- WHAT HAPPENED? - SHE CHEATED ON ME.
ACTUALLY, I FLEW TO MIAMI TO PLAN OUR WEDDING,
AND THEN I SAW SHE WAS ON A DATING SITE.
I NEVER TALKED TO HER AGAIN. - WAIT, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.
[stammering] YOU WENT OUT WITH HER FOR HOW LONG?
- THREE YEARS. - AND YOU JUST SAW HER
ON THE SITE AND NEVER CALLED HER AGAIN?
- YEAH.
- AFTER HEARING ABOUT ADAM'S FAILED ENGAGEMENT,
I KNOW THIS GUY REALLY WANTS A RELATIONSHIP.
IN THIS CASE, IT SOUNDS LIKE
HIS FIANCEE WASN'T READY, BUT HE WAS.
THAT GIVES ME HOPE THAT, EVEN THOUGH ADAM'S ONLY 24,
HE'S REALLY READY FOR COMMITMENT.
HOW DO I KNOW YOU'RE GONNA TRUST A WOMAN WHEN YOU LOST YOUR TRUST
'CAUSE OF YOUR LAST GIRLFRIEND?
- I'M NOT GONNA LET HER PAY FOR MY EX'S MISTAKES.
- YEAH, BUT YOU GOT A CHIP ON YOUR SHOULDER.
- I'M HEARING WHAT PATTI IS SAYING, AND I THINK
SHE MIGHT BE RIGHT WHEN IT COMES TO
ME HAVING A CHIP ON MY SHOULDER,
BECAUSE I DO HAVE PROBLEMS ACCEPTING
MY PAST RELATIONSHIP.
BUT I DON'T NEED A THERAPIST,
I NEED A MATCHMAKER.
- WHAT TYPE OF GIRLS ARE YOU ATTRACTED TO?
- I WANT HER-- A GIRL WHO WANTS TO RIDE--
LEARN HOW TO RIDE DIRT BIKES AND MOTORCYCLES.
- OKAY, ALL RIGHT. WHAT ELSE?
- UM, JUST SOMEONE WHO IS VERY OUTGOING.
- SOMEONE WHO'S EDGY AND HAS GOT A PERSONALITY?
- MM-HMM. - A "SNAPPY SALLY"?
- YEP. - OKAY.
WHAT ELSE?
- I LIKE JESSICA ALBA.
- SO, THAT'S YOUR CELEBRITY CRUSH?
- THAT IS. - OKAY. WHY DO YOU LIKE HER?
- SHE'S EXOTIC LOOKING.
I LIKE SKITTLES. I LIKE EVERY COLOR.
- [laughs] THAT'S A GOOD ONE.
ADAM HAS HIS DOWNFALLS,
BUT HE'S REALLY NOT WITHOUT HIS CHARMS.
MAYBE THERE'S HOPE AFTER ALL.
SO YOU'RE ALREADY GOOD-LOOKING.
YOU'RE ALREADY SMART. YOU'VE GOT YOUR OWN BUSINESS.
BUT, YOU'RE OPINIONATED, AND I'VE GOT TO HAVE THAT FALL AWAY.
ADAM IS YOUNG, BUT IF I COULD HELP HIM
BRING HIS GENTLEMAN MANNERS TO THE MIXER,
AND LEAVE MR. "I WANT A GIRL TO COOK FOR ME" BEHIND,
I MIGHT BE ABLE TO FIND HIM THE PERFECT L.A. COUNTRY GIRL.
NOW, I HAVE A COUPLE OF RULES.
ONE IS NO SEX BEFORE MONOGAMY.
- THAT'S FAIR.
- THE SECOND RULE IS, A TWO DRINK MAXIMUM.
- YEAH, THAT'S FINE. - OKAY, GOOD?
I'VE GOT TO GET BACK TO THE OFFICE,
'CAUSE I THINK THIS IS GONNA BE A REALLY SPECI MIXER.
OKAY, GIVE ME A HUG. - [grunts]
- TODAY'S RECRUITING IS FOR TWO YOUNG VALENTINES.
FOR MATT BROOKS, MR. PRESIDENT, I'M LOOKING FOR CUTE, CONFIDENT,
INTELLIGENT GIRLS THAT HE'S GONNA BE ABLE
TO COMMUNICATE WITH.
FOR MR. TENNESSEE, HE'S STUCK BETWEEN TWO WORLDS,
BEVERLY HILLS AND THE SOUTH, AND HE NEEDS A GIRL
WITH A LITTLE BIT OF BOTH.
- OH, LOOK, YOU'RE ALL WEARING RED FOR VALENTINE'S DAY.
- YEAH. - YEAH!
- MARISA? - WHAT?
- WHAT, ARE YOU A WITCH TODAY? WHY ARE YOU WEARING BLACK?
- I'M WEARING PINK. - LIPSTICK.
- OH, MY GOD. OKAY.
ARE WE READY TO BRING ON THE GIRLS?
- YEAH, LET'S DO IT. - ABSOLUTELY.
- OKAY, GIRLS, COME ON IN!
OKAY, MARISA, TAKE IT AWAY. - LET'S SEE.
RULA?
DO YOU LOVE OR HATE VALENTINE'S DAY?
- [sighs] LAST VALENTINE'S DAY, ME AND MY EX-BOYFRIEND BROKE UP.
- [gasps] - WHAT DID HE DO WRONG?
- EVERYTHING. - ON VALENTINE'S?
- AND I DID THE DANCE. - WAIT, LET'S SEE THE DANCE.
WHAT'S THE DANCE? WAIT, SHE--I WANT TO SEE IT.
- I WAS LIKE, "I'M FREE." [laughter]
- I THINK SHE'D BE GOOD FOR MATT.
I THINK SHE'S GOT MATT ENERGY. - YEAH.
- SHE'S EXOTIC. - IT'S THAT SOFIA VERGARA LOOK.
- SHE'S LIKE A GOOD FIT. - ALL RIGHT.
SO WE GOT KATE.
KATE, IT SAYS YOU CAN COOK A MEAN RIB.
SO YOU'RE A COOKER? - [gasps]
- YES. - WHAT KIND OF RIBS?
- JUST, LIKE, ANY KIND THAT YOU WANT.
- I'D EAT IT--I'D EAT THAT MORE THAN ANYTHING ELSE.
- YOU'RE COOL WITH THE WHOLE SOUTHERN...
- YES. - CAMPING, FISHING.
YOU--I NEED TO SEE YOU'LL GO CAMPING...
- YES. - ALL THAT GOOD STUFF?
- I SEE ADAM IN HER FUTURE.
- I'VE GOT ADAM WRITTEN ALL OVER HER.
ALL RIGHT, SO WE GOT TRACEENA. I LIKE THAT.
- WHAT ARE SOME OF YOUR FAVORITE TRAVEL SPOTS?
- OH, I LOVE TO TRAVEL. UM, IBIZA?
- OOH, GOOD ONE. I'VE BEEN THERE.
- THAT'S--MATT LOVES THAT PLACE. MATT JUST CAME BACK FROM THERE.
- YEAH, I'M A HUGE HOUSE MUSIC FAN,
SO IT'S LIKE THE CAPITAL. - HMM.
- SHE'D BE REALLY GOOD FOR MATT.
- ABSOLUTELY. - YEAH.
- OKAY, GREAT.
HI.
OKAY, LET'S START WITH EMILY.
EMILY IS 21. SHE'S A YOGA TEACHER.
SHOULD WE MAKE YOU DO A TREE POSE?
[laughter] - YES, WE SHALL.
- IT SAYS HERE YOU WANT TO GO TO LAW SCHOOL.
- YES. - SO TELL US A LITTLE BIT
ABOUT YOURSELF. WHY ARE YOU HERE?
WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO FOR YOU?
- I WANT TO MEET SOMEONE. I'M--
- THAT WAS SO SINCERE. [laughter]
- I'M SICK OF THE GAMES.
- OKAY, ONE GUY KIND OF LOOKS LIKE OBAMA, OKAY?
- I'M SORRY, WHAT?
THAT'S, LIKE, FANTASTIC. [laughter]
- OH, MY GOD.
- I NEVER GOT A REACTION LIKE THAT BEFORE.
THIS IS AWESOME! FORGET THE OTHER GUY.
WE WON'T EVEN GO TO THE OTHER GUY.
OKAY, YOU'RE IN THE MIXER. - BASICALLY.
- THANK YOU. - LET'S GO OFF TO LISA.
SO YOU WANT TO MOVE TO NASHVILLE?
ARE YOU SERIOUS? - I LOVE COUNTRY.
I LOVE EVERYTHING ABOUT IT.
- DO YOU HAVE COWBOY BOOTS? - RIGHT HERE, RIGHT HERE.
- IT IS THE--
- DO YOU HAVE COWBOY BOOTS? - OH, YEAH.
- ARE YOU WANTING TO GET MARRIED?
- AS SOON AS POSSIBLE.
LIKE, I'M TIRED OF BOYS. I WANT A MAN, A REAL MAN.
- ME TOO! [laughter]
- DON'T LOOK AT JUSTIN, THEN.
HE'S--HE'S NOT A MAN. [laughter]
- SHE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT SHE'S TALKING ABOUT.
- HE'S A BOY. SHE'S PERFECT FOR ADAM.
ALL RIGHT, SO GOOD NEWS TODAY, GIRLS.
I'M NOT GONNA TELL YOU WHAT TO WEAR,
BECAUSE I'M GONNA GIVE YOU DRESSES FROM RENT THE RUNWAY.
[cheering, clapping] - [laughs]
- AND WE'RE ALL GONNA BE LOOKING GREAT.
ALL RIGHT, AMELIA. - THIS GIRL, I BROUGHT IN.
- MM-HMM. - LET'S SHARE WHAT
LANGUAGES YOU SPEAK.
- I SPEAK JAPANESE. - OKAY.
- THAT'S PRETTY IMPRESSIVE.
HOW DO YOU SAY, "I LOVE YOU," IN JAPANESE?
- "I LOVE YOU"?
- COME ON, DON'T FAIL ME.
- I CAN SAY, "HI, HOW ARE YOU?" - OH, NO!
- YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO SAY, "I LOVE YOU"?
- I HATE HER DRESS, I HATE HER SHOES.
AND SHE CAN'T SAY, "I LOVE YOU" IN JAPANESE, BUT SAYS
SHE CAN SPEAK JAPANESE? COME ON.
- WELL, I MEAN, I JUST... - COME ON. COME ON.
- KNOW WHAT I'VE BEEN TOLD. - I MEAN, COME ON!
NOT HAPPENING HERE. - SHE'S CUTESIE.
I DON'T SEE IT, THOUGH. - TIFFANY.
YOU'RE 29. YOU'RE A RETAIL MANAGER.
YOU LOVE TO COOK.
- I COOK ITALIAN.
MY DAD TAUGHT ME, 'CAUSE HE'S ITALIAN.
- SO DO YOU-- - OKAY.
- IT SAYS YOU LOVE RUNNING. - YES.
- DO YOU RUN MARATHONS?
- I HAVEN'T YET. I'M PLANNING TO.
- MATT LOVES TO RUN.
I SAY MATT. - YES.
- OUR RECRUITING IS GOING GREAT TODAY.
OUR TWO MILLIONAIRES ARE GONNA HAVE PLENTY OF VALENTINE'S
DATES TO CHOOSE FROM.
YOU'RE A CHEERLEADER, AND CAN DO KICKS,
SO LET'S SEE IT.
WHOA! - OOPS, SORRY.
- MIKAELA, OKAY, WHAT'S THE WORST VALENTINE'S
STORY THAT YOU EVER HAD?
- I ACTUALLY BROKE UP WITH
AN EX-BOYFRIEND ON VALENTINE'S DAY.
- WHY DOES EVERYBODY BREAK UP?
- I DON'T GET THE WHOLE TIMELINE ON THIS WHOLE VALENTINE'S THING.
- WHY DID YOU BREAK UP ON VALENTINE'S DAY?
- WE WERE LONG DISTANCE, AND IT WAS KIND OF A TRAIN WRECK.
- IT WAS A TRAIN WRECK?
- YEAH. - BASICALLY, YOU'RE THE
HEARTBREAKER IN ALL YOUR RELATIONSHIPS?
- NO, I WAS NOT-- [laughter]
- TELL THE TRUTH. - I WOULDN'T SAY THAT, NO.
- TELL THE TRUTH, COME ON. - NO.
- OKAY, I LIKE YOU.
I THINK YOUR ENERGY IS REALLY GOOD.
YOU GOT A CUTE LITTLE BODY.
- YOU'RE GONNA BE GIVEN TO MATT.
- OKAY. - OKAY!
ALL RIGHT, LAST ONE. OKAY, LAURA.
YOU'RE 25, YOU'RE A BARTENDER. FIRST OF ALL,
YOU NEED A MAKEUP JOB. - OKAY.
- OKAY, BUT, COULD YOU MOVE
TO A SMALL TOWN IF YOUR HUSBAND SAID, "I'M OUTTA HERE"?
- I'M FROM A SMALL TOWN. - WHAT TOWN?
- I'M FROM BULLARD, TEXAS. 236 PEOPLE.
- SHE'S SOUTHERN, BOOM. - OH, AND HE NEEDS TEXAS!
- THERE YOU GO. - ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, TEXAS.
YOU'RE COMING WITH US.
KUDOS TO MY STAFF THIS WEEK. WE'VE HIT GOLD.
- AND MIKAELA. - MIKAELA IS SUPER CUTE.
SHE'S GONNA LOOK GOOD IN RED.
- AND WE ALSO HAVE MELANIE. - SHE'S PERFECT FOR ADAM.
DOWNSTAIRS, MY GIRLS ARE GIVING THE STAFF
THEIR SIZES FOR THE DRESSES THAT WILL BE OVERNIGHTED.
I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE THEM ALL DECKED OUT
BETWEEN PINK AND RED. THIS IS GONNA BE
THE GREATEST RED BALL VALENTINE'S DAY EXPERIENCE EVER.
OKAY, SO WE HAVE ENOUGH GIRLS.
NOW, MARISA... - YES.
- IT COMES DOWN
TO YOU WITH THE GUYS,
BECAUSE THESE GIRLS THAT DON'T GET PICKED
ARE GONNA FEEL LIKE--
YOU HEARD THOSE TERRIBLE VALENTINE'S DAY STORIES.
I'M SO EXCITED THAT THIS MIXER
IS SHAPING UP TO BE A VALENTINE'S BALL,
BECAUSE I LOVE PLAYING CUPID.
I CAN'T WAIT TO FIX EVERYONE UP AT THE RED BALL.
IT'S UP TO YOU TO GET GUYS THAT ARE RIGHT FOR THESE GIRLS.
DO YOU THINK YOU CAN DO THAT? - YEAH.
I HAVE SO MANY GUYS COMING, AND THEY'RE SO HOT.
- HMM, OF COURSE YOU DID. - YOU'RE GONNA BE LIKE,
"DAMN, I'M LEAVING WITH THEM."
- OKAY, LET'S GET BACK TO WORK.
WE'VE GOT A LOT OF PLANNING TO DO.
COMING UP...
- WHAT'S THE FIRST THING YOU LOOK FOR,
LIKE, IN A GUY THAT, LIKE, TURNS YOU ON A LITTLE BIT?
[laughter]
- CAN YOU GET DOWN? CAN Y'ALL GET MUDDY?
[upbeat music]
♪ ♪
- HEY! - PATTI, HOW'S IT GOING?
- HOW ARE YOU? - GOOD, GOOD TO SEE YOU AGAIN.
- LOOK HOW NICE YOU LOOK.
- THANK YOU VERY MUCH. - I LOVE THE PURPLE TIE.
- DID YOU DO YOUR HOMEWORK? - OF COURSE I DID MY HOMEWORK.
- OKAY, LET ME SEE.
- FIRST QUESTION--HAVE YOU SPENT ANY TIME VOLUNTEERING,
AND WHAT WAY DID IT IMPACT YOU?
- OKAY, ALL RIGHT. - IT'S IMPORTANT TO ME.
- MAKE 'EM SHORTER, THOUGH. - OKAY.
- LIKE, MAKE 'EM QUICK.
I'M REALLY IMPRESSED WITH MR. PRESIDENT
FOLLOWING MY DIRECTION.
AND THE POINT OF THE HOMEWORK ASSIGNMENT WAS FOR HIM
TO FIND THE GIRL THAT SHARES SIMILAR INTERESTS AND VALUES,
NOT JUST FIND THE RIGHT GIRL, RIGHT NOW.
HI! - GUYS, HOW ARE YOU DOING?
- MATT, MEET-- - MATT, THIS IS ADAM.
- ADAM. - ADAM, MATT.
- NICE TO MEET YOU, MAN.
- OKAY, SO YOU GUYS ARE GONNA BE IN THE MIXER TOGETHER.
BUT, ADAM, WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO TO ENTICE THE WOMEN,
AND BASICALLY SHOW THEM THAT YOU'RE WORTH IT?
- WITH A GOOD WOMAN, I'LL BE GOOD.
- ADAM HAS A CHIP ON HIS SHOULDER
WHEN IT COMES TO WHAT HE WANTS.
HE NEEDS TO PUT HIS GUARD DOWN, AND GIVE THESE GIRLS A CHANCE,
AND THEN HE'LL FIND A GIRL THAT'S BOTH CITY AND COUNTRY.
[upbeat music]
♪ ♪
[cork pops] - IT'S VALENTINE'S DAY!
[cheers and applause] - YEAH!
- YOU GIRLS LOOK GORGEOUS.
SO THAT BEING SAID, THERE ARE A COUPLE OF RULES
BEFORE WE GET THE MILLIONAIRES OUT HERE.
THERE IS A TWO DRINK MAXIMUM, OKAY?
SECOND RULE, NO SEX BEFORE...
all: MONOGAMY!
- OKAY, JUSTIN. [laughter]
WE'VE GOT A GREAT MIXER TODAY.
IT'S A SPECIAL MIXER,
AND BECAUSE OF THAT, I BROUGHT MY BOYFRIEND, DAVID.
all: HI, DAVID.
- YOU CAN'T STEAL HIM OR I'LL CUT YOU, OKAY?
[laughter]
AND SO ARE YOU READY TO MEET MY MILLIONAIRES?
[cheers and applause] COME ON, GIRLS!
GIVE IT UP! GIVE IT UP!
GIVE IT UP TO MY TWO MILLIONAIRES.
OKAY. ALL RIGHT.
MY FIRST MILLIONAIRE, TO THE LEFT, IS MATT.
MATT IS AN INTERNET ENTREPRENEUR.
HE LIVES IN MARINA DEL REY.
HE WANTS TO GET MARRIED AND HE WANTS TO HAVE BABIES.
HE IS LOOKING FOR THAT GIRL, OKAY?
ON THE RIGHT, WE'VE GOT ADAM!
ADAM IS ORIGINALLY FROM TENNESSEE, COUNTRY BUMPKIN!
HE LOVES A GIRL WHO CAN COOK-- OKAY, SLOW ON THAT, BABY.
WE HAVE A TWO DRINK MAXIMUM. I SAW THAT.
[laughter]
I SAW THAT OUT OF THE REAR-VIEW MIRROR.
SO THAT BEING SAID, LET'S MIX!
COME ON, GUYS.
I REALLY WANT MATT TO GET UNDER THE HOOD AND GET TO KNOW
THESE GIRLS. HE NEEDS TO FIND SOMEONE THAT
HE CAN REALLY COMMUNICATE WITH,
NOT JUST LOOK FOR THE NEXT GIRL TO DATE.
AND ON THE OTHER SIDE,
I HOPE THAT ADAM CAN LOSE
HIS, LIKE, CORN BREAD, SOUTHERN ATTITUDE
AND LOOSEN UP A LITTLE BIT.
HE NEEDS TO FIND A GIRL THAT'S A LITTLE BIT COUNTRY,
BUT A LITTLE BIT CITY AS WELL.
- HELLO, LADIES. - HELLO.
- MICHELLE? WHO'S MICHELLE?
OH! [laughter]
MY--YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT MY WIFE.
ACTUALLY, I LEFT HER-- WE DON'T TALK ABOUT IT
WHEN I LEAVE THE STATE, YOU KNOW?
I WASN'T NERVOUS AT ALL. I MEAN, I WALKED UP
AND THE GIRLS WERE VERY INVITING.
I MEAN, I FELT--I FELT COMFORTABLE IN THE SITUATION,
SO IT WAS NICE.
REALLY? WELL, WHAT ABOUT ME MAKES ME CUTER
THAN BARACK OBAMA?
- I THINK YOU HAVE A BETTER SMILE.
- A BETTER SMILE. - YEAH.
- RIGHT.
- SO, WHERE ARE YOU FROM? - I'M FROM TEXAS.
- I USED TO LIVE IN TEXAS. - OKAY.
- I LIVED IN HOUSTON.
- I'M FROM TYLER. - IS THAT NEAR DALLAS?
- IT'S ABOUT TWO HOURS EAST OF DALLAS, YEAH.
- NORTHEAST, OKAY. OFF THE 20.
- YEAH. - YEP.
WHENEVER I SAW THE GIRLS,
I WASN'T DEFENSIVE,
I WASN'T UNCOMFORTABLE, I WAS JUST MYSELF.
OUT HERE THEY CALL IT "FREEWAYS."
- YEAH. - THERE'S NOTHING FREE ABOUT IT.
[laughter]
- WHAT'S THE FIRST THING YOU LOOK FOR, LIKE, IN A GUY
THAT, LIKE, TURNS YOU ON A LITTLE BIT?
BESIDES HIS LOOKS. [laughter]
- INTELLIGENCE IS THE FIRST SPARK FOR ME.
- OKAY.
- OH, EMILY, THERE SHE GOES.
AND, THERE'S THE BIG SMILE.
WAS SHE ONE OF THE ONES... - SHE WAS THE ONE--
SHE WAS FOR BARACK OBAMA. - THAT WANTED HIM, LIKE--
SHE WANTED THE BARACK OBAMA. IT'S WORKING.
IT'S WORKING. - I GO FOR SENSE OF HUMOR.
- SENSE OF HUMOR?
- I LIKE TO JOKE AROUND, SO IF YOU CAN'T HANDLE THAT--
- BUT WHAT ABOUT THESE--
- HE'S INTO TIFFANY.
I MEAN, SHE IS MY LITTLE SALMA HAYEK.
- I'M USUALLY A HAPPY PERSON, SO I ALWAYS WANT TO KNOW,
LIKE, WHAT BRINGS YOU HAPPINESS IN LIFE?
- THIS IS SO CLICHE,
'CAUSE WE'RE HERE ON VALENTINE'S DAY,
BUT, UM, LOVE.
I THINK LOVE IS THE MOST IMPORTANT THING IN THE WORLD.
- SO IS IT SAD THAT MY FIRST INSTINCT WAS
TO SAY, "A WARM CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIE"?
[laughter]
- I'M REALLY HAPPY THAT MATT IS COMMUNICATING WITH THE WOMEN,
AND TRYING TO FIND SOME COMMON GROUND.
- HOW ABOUT YOU? WHAT MAKES YOU HAPPY
WHEN YOU WAKE UP IN THE MORNING?
LIKE, WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT?
- KNOWING THAT I'M, LIKE,
WORKING TOWARDS WHAT I WANT TO DO.
- ALL RIGHT, CHEERS TO THAT. I HEAR YOU.
GO, GIRL. TO YOU.
- SO YOU ALL HAVING FUN? all: YES.
- ARE YOU HAVING FUN? - HOW ARE YOU?
- ABSOLUTE--I'M ACTUALLY HAVING FUN.
- NOW? [laughter]
- THAT LITTLE COURAGE? - YEAH.
- LOOKS LIKE HE'S INTO THE GIRL ACROSS FROM HIM.
- YEAH. - WHAT'S HER NAME?
- KATE. - KATE?
- SHE'S CUTE.
- SO WHAT DO YOU LIKE TO DO FOR FUN?
- ALL RIGHT...
I AM A HELL-RAISER. - OH, REALLY?
- I ACTUALLY BROUGHT SOME OF MY DIRT BIKES OUT HERE,
AND I ACTUALLY RODE DOWN RODEO DRIVE...
- REALLY? - OH.
- WITH NO HELMET, ON A WHEELIE. - OH, MY GOSH!
- RISKY.
- I'M IMPRESSED! SO YOU LIKE TO GET
A LITTLE DIRTY?
- [laughs]
- LET'S TALK--LET'S GO TO DINNER FIRST,
THEN WE'LL TALK. [laughter]
ADAM IS ALSO DOING A GOOD JOB.
HE'S BEHAVING AND ACTING RELAXED WITH ALL THESE CITY SLICKER
WOMEN WHO HAVE A COUNTRY SIDE TO THEM TOO.
- CAN YOU GET DOWN? CAN Y'ALL GET MUDDY?
- YES. - I-I LOVE FISHING.
- REALLY? - SO I SAW YOU REALLY ENGAGING
AND HAVING A GOOD TIME OUT THERE.
WHOM DO YOU CHOOSE FOR YOUR MINI-DANCES?
WHO'S THE FIRST ONE YOU CHOOSE?
- KATE. - AND WHY DO YOU CHOOSE KATE?
- SHE'S VERY WHOLESOME. - AND WHO'S THE SECOND ONE?
- LAURA. - AND WHY DO YOU CHOOSE HER?
- THERE'S JUST A CONNECTION.
- I LIKE EMILY.
SHE'S THE PERSON ON THE RIGHT SIDE.
- OKAY.
- OOH. - YAY!
- AND THE SECOND ONE IS AT THE SAME TABLE,
BUT RIGHT ACROSS FROM HER. - RIGHT, YOU MEAN--
- TIFFANY. TIFFANY? - YES, TIFFANY.
- SO IT'S TIME TO ANNOUNCE OUR MINI-DANCES.
SO, MATT, WHOM DID YOU CHOOSE?
- I CHOSE EMILY AND TIFFANY.
- ALL RIGHT! [applause]
GOOD, GOOD CHOICES.
OKAY, ADAM, WHO DID YOU CHOOSE FOR YOUR MINI-DANCES?
- I CHOSE KATE AND LAURA. - ALL RIGHT!
[applause] GOOD GOING, GIRLS.
ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.
WE HAVE A SURPRISE FOR THOSE GIRLS
WHO DIDN'T GET PICKED TODAY.
WE'VE GOT GUYS TO DANCE WITH YOU.
[cheers and applause] COME ON, GENTLEMEN!
COME ON IN! HERE THEY COME!
[cheers and applause]
THE VALENTINE'S RED BALL IS TURNING INTO A GIANT SUCCESS.
NOBODY GOES HOME A LOSER TODAY!
EVERYBODY GETS A DANCE PARTNER AT THE RED BALL.
[slow instrumental music]
♪ ♪
- HEY, ADAM, I THINK KATE'S READY FOR HER DANCE.
- I WAS GETTING KIND OF JEALOUS OF YOU WITH MY WOMAN.
- ENJOY. - [laughs]
- HI.
- I DON'T KNOW WHERE TO PUT MY HANDS.
- IT'S BEEN A WHILE. - IT'S--ME TOO.
- I'M USED TO SQUARE DANCING, SO--
- OH, THE TWO-STEPPING... - YES, YES.
- IN LINE DANCING.
- WHEN I FIRST SAW KATE, ALL I COULD THINK OF IS,
"I WANT TO DANCE WITH YOU."
I WAS LOOKING INTO HER EYES AND I WAS JUST DRAWN IN.
SO HERE'S THE THING.
I WOULD WANT TO GO TO THE BASS PRO SHOP...
- MM.
- AND GET MATCHING CAMOUFLAGE T-SHIRTS.
- MM, THAT'D BE AWESOME. - AND THEN GO OUT TO EAT.
- THAT WOULD BE AWESOME. CAN WE GET PANTS TOO?
- NO, IT'S--I'M NOT READY FOR THAT.
- OH! [laughs] - THAT'S TOO MUCH.
- DO YOU KNOW WHY I PICKED YOU? - NO, WHY?
- YOU'RE OBVIOUSLY VERY CUTE. - OKAY, GOOD.
- SO WHAT DO YOU DO FOR WORK? - I'M A STORE MANAGER
FOR A WOMEN'S CLOTHING STORE. - TIFFANY'S VERY SWEET.
I THINK SHE'S REALLY NICE AND GENUINE,
AND I FELT THERE WAS AN INSTANT CONNECTION.
IF YOU HAD YOUR CHOICE TO LIVE ANYWHERE IN L.A.,
WHERE WOULD YOU LIVE? - OH, UM...
PROBABLY MALIBU. I LOVE MALIBU.
- YEAH?
- YOU GOT ATTACKED BY A BUBBLE THERE, IT'S FINE.
- BETTER NOT. - THEY WERE COMING FOR YOU.
- SECURITY? [laughter]
WAIT, WHAT DO YOU DO? - I WORK--WELL, I WORK AT A BAR.
BUT I ALSO OWN MY OWN PRODUCTION COMPANY.
JUST STARTED IT.
- TAKING CHANCES. - RIGHT.
SEE WHAT HAPPENS.
- I LOST EVERYTHING THREE TIMES
BEFORE I ACTUALLY STARTED
MAKING IT. - REALLY?
- SO NEVER TAKE "NO" FOR AN ANSWER.
- WOW. - I REALLY LIKE LAURA.
OUR CONVERSATION WAS EASY. IT WAS, LIKE, PERFECT,
AND THAT'S SOMEBODY I WOULD WANT TO BRING HOME TO MY FAMILY.
- I HAVE AN "EASY BUTTON."
YOU KNOW, LIKE THE OLD STAPLES EASY BUTTON.
- WHERE'S THAT BUTTON? - IT'S--[laughs]
- WHERE'S THE BUTTON? [laughter]
WHERE'S IT AT? - NO, IT--[laughs]
- YOU'RE NERVOUS.
- I AM. YOU MAKE ME A LITTLE NERVOUS.
I'M SORRY. - WHY IS THAT?
- YOU'RE VERY, UM...
SINCERE, AND DIRECT.
- AND DIRECT? - MM-HMM.
- SO, UM, WHERE'D YOU GO TO SCHOOL?
- OCCIDENTAL COLLEGE. - NICE, I KNOW OCCIDENTAL.
AND WHAT DO YOU DO NOW?
- I'M A YOGA TEACHER. - YOU'RE A YOGA TEACHER?
- MM-HMM. - NICE, I NEED SOME YOGA.
- SO I WAS THINKING ABOUT THIS. - YEAH?
- WHAT'S YOUR PROUDEST ACCOMPLISHMENT?
- [sighs] PROUDEST ACCOMPLISHMENT IS BEING ABLE
TO WAKE UP EVERY MORNING AND CHOOSE WHAT I WANT TO DO.
- MM-HMM. - OKAY, AND THEN, UM--
UM, WHAT HAPPENED?
OH, NOW, YOU SEE, YOU GOT ME NERVOUS.
- YOU COMPLETELY LOST YOUR TRAIN OF THOUGHT.
[laughs] - I--
YEAH, THAT JUST HAPPENED. - I AM SO SORRY.
I JUST CALLED THAT STRAIGHT OUT. - NO, THAT'S OKAY.
- BUT IT WAS VERY, VERY ENDEARING.
- MIND IF I CUT IN?
- YEAH, SURE. - HI.
- SO TELL ME-- - OKAY, SO TELL ME,
OUT OF THE TWO GIRLS, EMILY... - MM-HMM.
- YOU HAVE TIFFANY.
WHOM DO YOU THINK SHOULD BE YOUR MASTER DATE?
- UM...
- WE'RE GONNA ACTUALLY HAVE TO DANCE.
- CAN YOU--CAN YOU KEEP UP? - [laughs]
OH, MY GOD, I CAN.
THERE YOU GO. - PATTI.
- LET ME ASK YOU A QUESTION. - OKAY.
- WHOM DID YOU CHOOSE FOR YOUR MASTER DATE?
- [sighs]
- OKAY, WE'RE GONNA START WITH MATT.
SO AFTER YOU SPENT YOUR LITTLE MINI-DANCES,
WHOM DID YOU CHOOSE FOR YOUR MASTER DATE?
- I CHOSE EMILY.
- YAY! [applause]
- I HAVE TO SAY, EMILY,
YOU WANTED IT BAD IN RECRUITING.
- I--YES, THANK YOU SO MUCH! [laughter]
- I COULD SEE IN THEIR EYES WHEN MATT AND EMILY WERE DANCING
THAT THEY HAD SPARK AND DEFINITELY CHEMISTRY.
NOW HE HAS TO KEEP GOING AND ASKING,
"IS THIS THE RIGHT GIRL FOR ME?"
ALL RIGHT, IT'S TIME FOR ADAM.
WHO DID YOU PICK FOR YOUR MASTER DATE?
- KATE.
- YAY! [applause]
TELL US WHY YOU PICKED KATE.
- SHE'S VERY BEAUTIFUL, AND I WANT TO KNOW MORE ABOUT HER.
- OH, HOW SWEET. SPOKEN LIKE A TRUE GENTLEMAN.
I'M REALLY HAPPY ADAM PICKED KATE.
SHE'S THE PERFECT MIX OF MODERN AND CLASSIC SOUTHERN BELLE.
HE WOULD HAVE NEVER FOUND BOTH SIDES
IF HE WAS LOOKING IN TENNESSEE.
WELL, NOT WITHOUT MY HELP.
IT'S TIME FOR OUR MILLIONAIRES TO MEET THEIR DATES,
AND FOR OUR OTHER GUESTS TO MINGLE WITH EACH OTHER.
SO, COME ON, GUYS, LET'S GO MEET OUR DATES.
I FEEL LIKE THIS IS THE PERFECT RAMP UP TO VALENTINE'S DAY.
IT WAS A GREAT START TO THE PERFECT HOLIDAY OF LOVE.
[applause] - I'M GLAD YOU PICKED ME.
- YEAH, WE'LL HAVE FUN. - YES.
- COMING UP...
- I WANT TO KISS YOU.
- THESE ARE OUR SQUIRREL MONKEYS.
- AW.
- IS THAT HIS ***?
- SO WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO NOW? - WE'RE GONNA PRACTICE PITCHING.
- I CAN'T BELIEVE IT, BUT I'VE BEEN ASKED TO THROW OUT
THE FIRST PITCH AT DODGER STADIUM FOR CHARITY.
I WAS THE MOST UNATHLETIC PERSON IN MILLBURN HIGH SCHOOL.
I THINK BLOW-DRYING WAS MY SPORT IN CAMP.
- YOU ONLY HAVE TO THROW ONE PITCH.
- OKAY.
- CATCHER'S DOWN LIKE THIS. HERE WE GO.
OKAY. [grunts]
WAIT, HOLD ON.
- [sighs] - OKAY, DODGER STADIUM.
50,000. [crowd roar]
[rock music]
PATTI! PATTI! [crowd roaring]
COME ON, GIVE ME A STRIKE!
ALL RIGHT, CLOSE ENOUGH. THAT'S IT!
OH, WE WON THE WORLD SERIES!
OH! - [squeals, laughs]
[laughter]
THAT WAS FUNNY, THAT WAS FUNNY.
[upbeat folk music]
♪ ♪
- HI. - HEY.
HOW ARE YOU? - GOOD.
- ARE YOU EXCITED? - WHERE--YEAH.
OH, MY GOSH. [laughs]
- WE'RE GONNA LEARN ABOUT MATING.
- THIS IS DIFFERENT.
- WE'RE GONNA LEARN ABOUT--YEP. - MATING?
- I CHOSE THIS DATE BECAUSE I LOVE ANIMALS,
AND WHO DOESN'T WANT TO LEARN ABOUT ANIMALS MATING?
- HELLO. - HI!
- WELCOME TO THE WILDLIFE LEARNING CENTER.
I'M DANIELLE, I'M GONNA BE SHOWING YOU AROUND TODAY.
WE'RE GONNA SEE SOME ANIMALS, AND I'M GONNA BE TALKING ABOUT
THE MATING HABITS OF SOME OF THESE ANIMALS.
- YOU WEREN'T LYING. [laughs] - NO, I WAS NOT LYING.
- THESE ARE OUR SQUIRREL MONKEYS.
- AW.
- IS THAT HIS ***? - THAT IS.
SO THESE GUYS... [laughter]
THEY DO LIKE TO DISPLAY,
ESPECIALLY WHEN THEY SEE OTHER MALES.
THEY LIKE TO MAKE SURE THAT THEY ARE THE DOMINANT MALE.
- OH. - JUST LIKE HUMANS.
- YES, DEFINITELY.
THEY DO SOMETHING CALLED "URINE WASHING,"
SO EVERY 10 TO 15 MINUTES, THEY PEE IN THEIR HANDS,
RUB IT ALL OVER THEIR BODIES.
SO TO FEMALES, THAT'S ACTUALLY VERY ATTRACTIVE.
- THAT'S AWESOME. - [laughs]
- WE LEARNED ABOUT GOLDEN SHOWERS.
IT WAS FUN. - THIS IS WILL,
AND HE IS A FENNEC FOX.
[laughs] - OH, HE'S SO SOFT.
- THESE GUYS, WHEN THEY HIT *** MATURITY,
THEY ARE GOING TO LOOK FOR ANOTHER FEMALE,
AND THEY ARE MONOGAMOUS.
- JUST LIKE PATTI SAYS, NO SEX BEFORE MONOGAMY.
- YEP. - I WILL BE RIGHT BACK.
- OKAY. - ALL RIGHT.
SO YOU LIKE THE COUNTRY? - I DO.
- WOULD YOU EVER CONSIDER LIVING OUT IN THE COUNTRY?
- YEAH, I WOULD CONSIDER IT.
- REALLY? - MM-HMM.
- SO YOU WANT TO BE A COUNTRY GIRL?
- YEAH, A COUNTRY GIRL, BUT STILL A LITTLE BIT MODERN.
GETTING TO SIT DOWN WITH HIM AND TALKING ONE-ON-ONE
A LITTLE BIT CLOSER-- IT WAS A REALLY NICE
PART OF THE DAY. WHAT DO YOU DO FOR FUN?
- WE'LL GO CLIFF JUMPING, OR WE'LL RIDE DIRT BIKES.
FIND A LOCAL MUDHOLE AND JUST GO RAISE HELL IN IT.
YOU KNOW, WE-- - I LIKE MUD.
- SHE'S A GOOD, SIMPLE GIRL,
AND I LIKED IT.
YEAH.
YEAH. THIS IS ROMANTIC.
- I FEEL LIKE-- I FEEL LIKE WE'RE PERVERTS.
- NO, THIS IS WHAT I-- THIS IS WHAT I HAD PLANNED.
- [laughs] OKAY. [turtle grunts]
AT LEAST HE'S ENJOYING HIMSELF. - I AM TOO.
[laughter] [turtle grunts]
- HEY, GORGEOUS.
YOU LOOK GREAT.
- THANK YOU. - I'VE BEEN WAITING TO SEE YOU.
- [laughs]
- SO I THOUGHT WE'D COME HERE. THIS IS "SWEET,"
AND WE'RE GONNA GO MAKE SOME CHOCOLATE TODAY.
- OH, MY GOD.
- WELCOME TO THE CHOCOLATE LAB.
YOU'RE GOING TO MAKE SOME CHOCOLATE BARS TODAY.
- OKAY. - SO AS YOU KNOW,
CHOCOLATE IS A GREAT APHRODISIAC.
BUT WE'VE ALSO CREATED SOME FLAVOR PAIRINGS,
AND THEY ALL HAVE APHRODISIAC POWERS.
- THAT'S VERY NICE.
- GOD, THIS LOOKS AMAZING. THANK YOU.
- HOLD ON THERE.
- I WANT TO KISS YOU, BUT I THINK--
OH, THERE'S SOMETHING SPICY IN IT TOO.
- MM. - WHAT DO YOU TASTE?
- I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT YOU WANTING TO KISS ME.
- [laughs]
- IT COULD HAVE BEEN THE APHRODISIACS.
IT COULD HAVE BEEN HOW AMAZINGLY GORGEOUS SHE LOOKED.
I HAD TO KISS HER. I KNEW I DID.
- I THINK WE NEED TO GET BACK TO THE CHOCOLATE.
- YEAH, I THINK WE SHOULD GET BACK TO THE CHOCOLATE, HUH?
OKAY, LET'S TRY THIS ONE.
- OR ELSE WE'RE GONNA GET IN TROUBLE.
SORRY, PATTI.
- SORRY, PATTI. - [laughs]
I AM SO FLUSTERED RIGHT NOW.
I HAVE TO SAY. - MUST BE THE CHOCOLATE.
- CLEARLY THE CHOCOLATE.
- CLEARLY THE CHOCOLATE. - MM-HMM.
AM I LIKE BRIGHT RED RIGHT NOW? - YES.
- THANK YOU.
- WE'RE AT PICCOLO, IN VENICE, CALIFORNIA.
I'D RESERVED THE RESTAURANT JUST FOR US
TO HAVE A ROMANTIC DINNER.
SO WHAT KIND OF GUYS DO YOU USUALLY LIKE?
- I DO LIKE KIND OF LIKE THE NERDY, SHY GUYS.
OR I KIND OF LIKE THE RUGGED GUYS.
- SO YOU'RE SAYING, IF I WERE TO PUT ON A PLAID SHIRT,
GROW OUT A BEARD,
AND SAY I'M GONNA BE A LUMBERJACK, YOU'D BE--
- HOT. - YEP.
- HOT, SO HOT. - OKAY.
- BUT YOU'VE GOT THE OTHER PART. YOU'VE GOT THE, LIKE,
NERDY, CUTE SIDE THAT I LIKE. - JUST DON'T BE TOO *** ME.
- [laughs] I WON'T.
- WE HAVE A SEARED LAMB CARPACCIO,
CELERY JULIENNE, PIAVE CHEESE, AND A TRUFFLE PERLAGE.
ENJOY. both: THANK YOU.
- HERE. [laughter]
IT LOOKS LIKE PEPPERONIS. IS IT GOOD?
- IT'S ACTUALLY GOOD.
HAVE YOU EVER COOKED FOR A LADY?
- NO. BUT I'LL TRY.
- BUT YOU EXPECT THE LADY TO ALWAYS COOK?
- NO, I'M ACTUALLY LIKE A HOPELESS ROMANTIC.
I'LL DO MY--IF I NEED TO TAKE COOKING CLASSES
TO MAKE HER HAPPIER, I WOULD.
- [chuckles] THAT'S SWEET.
- SO I FEEL LIKE, IF ME AND YOU WENT OUT,
YOU KNOW, LIKE--LIKE OUT, LIKE ON A SATURDAY NIGHT,
LIKE TO A BAR, I FEEL LIKE I WOULDN'T EVEN BE ABLE
TO PAY ATTENTION TO NO ONE,
AND, LIKE, JUST BE ZONED OUT ON YOU WHERE IT'S LIKE
ONLY US IN THE ROOM. - [laughs]
- HAVE YOU BEEN TO TENNESSEE?
- NO. - OH, YOU SHOULD GO.
- ARE YOU INVITING ME? - THERE'S ACTUALLY
A RESTAURANT-- YEAH, I'LL TAKE YOU.
- CHEERS.
- TO MANY DATES? - TO MANY DATES, YEAH.
- OKAY.
- BY COMPLIMENTS OF OUR CHEF. - OOH!
I LOVE DESSERT.
- AS THE DATE PROGRESSED, YOU KNOW,
I STARTED LIKING HER MORE AND MORE.
I THINK PATTI WAS ON TO SOMETHING BECAUSE
I DID HAVE A CHIP ON MY SHOULDER,
BUT NOW, THERE'S NO CHIP.
OH. - [laughs]
DID I GET IT ALL?
- MM.
YEAH. - [laughs]
- THAT'S MY DESSERT. - THANK YOU.
THANK YOU.
- TO OUR NEXT DATE? - TO OUR NEXT DATE.
CHEERS.
- YOU READY?
- YEAH, WHERE ARE WE-- - OKAY, SO HERE WE ARE.
- WHAT IS THIS?
[guitar playing]
- ♪ JUST BE STILL ♪
- OH, MY GOD.
- I THINK SHE'S REALLY SPECIAL,
AND SO I REALLY WANTED TO GO ALL OUT.
I BROUGHT ONE OF MY FAVORITE SINGERS, HIS NAME IS LEE.
I BROUGHT SUSHI FROM MY FAVORITE SUSHI RESTAURANT.
I BROUGHT CHOCOLATES, I BROUGHT RED ROSES.
I JUST TRIED TO THINK OF ANYTHING THAN I COULD DO
THAT WAS SUPER ROMANTIC AS POSSIBLE.
- OH, MY GOD.
I WAS SO SHOCKED, I WAS SPEECHLESS.
WE HAD A BUTLER, CHAMPAGNE, ROSES.
HE'S SWEEPING ME OFF MY FEET.
- CHEERS.
- MM. THAT'S REALLY GOOD.
- SO TELL ME, LIKE, YOU KNOW,
I'M A PASSIONATE GUY.
I'M REALLY PASSIONATE ABOUT WHAT I DO FOR MY WORK.
WHAT ARE SOME OF THE THINGS THAT YOU'RE PASSIONATE ABOUT?
- OH, MY GOD, EVERYTHING.
I WOULD EVEN SAY I'M PASSIONATE TO A FAULT,
BECAUSE I GET SO INVESTED.
- REALLY? THERE YOU GO.
I WAS DEFINITELY CHANNELING PATTI WHILE I WAS HAVING DINNER.
PATTI GAVE ME THIS HOMEWORK
TO ASK HER SOME REALLY GOOD QUESTIONS,
TO REALLY KNOW IF THIS WAS THE RIGHT GIRL I,
YOU KNOW, SHOULD ACTUALLY PURSUE.
WHAT DO YOU LIKE TO DO WHEN YOU'RE NOT WORKING?
- I LIKE TO HANG OUT WITH MY FRIENDS.
MY FRIENDS ARE REALLY IMPORTANT TO ME.
THEY'RE LIKE MY SECOND FAMILY.
- I FEEL THE SAME WAY.
LIKE, I GREW UP WITH A SMALL FAMILY.
SO FOR ME, LIKE MY FRIENDS ARE LIKE MY FAMILY.
- MY FAMILY IS SO SMALL THAT
IT'S ACTUALLY ONLY MY MOTHER AND MYSELF.
- EMILY AND I HAVE SUCH A GREAT CONNECTION,
AND WE ACTUALLY HAVE A LOT IN COMMON.
- WHERE DO YOU SEE YOURSELF IN TEN YEARS?
- POSSIBLY, MAYBE AFFECTING MORE PEOPLE.
I REALLY WANT TO WRITE A BOOK.
I'LL BE A CREATOR, NOT A COMPLAINER.
- I LIKE THAT. - WHAT ABOUT YOU?
- I WANT TO GO TO LAW SCHOOL. - REALLY?
- WORK FOR THE ACLU. - THAT'S AWESOME.
- ONE THING I LOVED ABOUT MATT,
HE'S REALLY DIRECT AND HONEST.
I DON'T DO SMALL TALK. I WANT TO KNOW
ABOUT A PERSON AND ABOUT WHAT MATTERS TO THEM RIGHT AWAY.
THAT'S HOW HE IS TOO.
I'M SO GLAD I MET YOU.
- I--ME TOO. - THANK YOU, PATTI.
- THANK YOU, PATTI. - [laughs]
I AM HAPPY BEYOND WORDS.
I FEEL LIKE THE LUCKIEST GIRL IN THE WORLD RIGHT NOW.
IT WAS JUST PERFECT.
- COMING UP...
WHAT THE HELL IS THAT ON YOUR NECK?
IS THAT A HICKEY? - MAYBE.
I DON'T KNOW. - OH, MY GOD.
- ADAM WAS A HANDFUL.
HE WENT OUT WITH KATE. - YES, HE DID.
- I THINK WE SHOULD CALL KATE. [line ringing]
HEY, KATEY-KATE.
- HI, PATTI. - HOW DID YOU DO ON YOUR DATE?
- IT WAS A LOT OF FUN.
WE WENT TO THE WILDLIFE LEARNING CENTER,
AND WE EVEN SAW TWO TURTLES DOING IT.
- OKAY, FORGET THE DATE.
HOW DID YOU LIKE HIM?
- I HOPED I SHOWED HIM I LIKED HIM A LOT.
- WAIT, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.
WHAT WAY DID YOU SHOW HIM? DID YOU KISS HIM?
- YES, HE... - YES!
- HE FED ME DESSERT, AND HE GOT IT ALL OVER MY FACE,
AND THEN HE KISSED ME.
- KATE, GIVE THIS GUY A CHANCE,
BECAUSE HE'S SERIOUS ABOUT A RELATIONSHIP.
- I'M REALLY HAPPY AND EXCITED.
- THANKS. - ALL RIGHT.
- ALL RIGHT, BYE, BABE. - ALL RIGHT, KATE.
WE'LL TALK TO YOU LATER.
- ADAM FOUND THE PERFECT COMBO OF COUNTRY GIRL
AND MODERN IN KATE.
HE'S AN IDIOT IF HE DOESN'T GO FOR HER.
SO, DID YOU HAVE FUN ON YOUR DATE?
WHAT'S THE STORY? - WE DID.
- YOU MUST LIKE THIS GIRL.
- I DO. - OKAY.
- AND THEN, WHEN ARE YOU GOING OUT AGAIN?
- I'M ACTUALLY GOING TO SEE HER AS SOON AS I LEAVE HERE.
- OH, WELL THERE YOU GO!
YOUR WHOLE ENERGY IS DIFFERENT.
THIS IS A GOOD THING.
GROUP HUG AND GET THE [bleep] OUT OF HERE, RIGHT?
GROUP HUG. COME ON.
YOU DID A GOOD JOB THIS WEEK. - YEP.
- THIS IS A BIG DEAL FOR YOU GUYS.
- MATT IS ON HIS WAY HERE. - OH, GREAT.
LET'S CALL EMILY FIRST.
- YES. [line ringing]
- HI, EMILY. - HI.
- SO TELL US ABOUT YOUR DATE.
[laughs] - WOW.
GIVE A GIRL CHOCOLATE AND LOOK WHAT HAPPENS.
I HOPE YOU DIDN'T SPREAD. - [laughs]
- THIS IS AWESOME! - [laughs]
- THIS IS AWESOME. OKAY, OKAY, OKAY.
JUST STAY THE WAY YOU ARE. IT'S WORKING.
AND I AM SO EXCITED FOR YOU,
AND I'M EXPECTING A WEDDING INVITATION.
- [laughs] - ALL RIGHT?
- THANK YOU.
BYE. [laughs]
- HEY, MATTY-PATTY.
OKAY, COME HERE. SIT DOWN.
OKAY, I GOT OFF THE PHONE WITH HER.
- YES. - I GOT HER STORY.
DO YOU FEEL YOU'VE LEARNED ANYTHING?
- ABSOLUTELY. I LEARNED A LOT.
I LEARNED TO ASK MORE QUESTIONS, NOT TRY TO RUSH INTO THINGS.
SO I GREW UP A LOT. - OKAY, PERFECT.
- I'M REALLY THANKFUL, PATTI. LIKE, HONESTLY, I HAD--
- OH, I'M SO HAPPY FOR YOU.
- I WAS A LITTLE BIT NAIVE WALKING INTO THIS,
BUT YOUR MAGIC WORKS.
- IF MATT FOLLOWS MY ADVICE,
HE'LL BE ABLE TO MAINTAIN A RELATIONSHIP
AND LET IT BLOSSOM
INSTEAD OF HOPPING FROM ONE TO THE NEXT.
THIS WHOLE VALENTINE'S WEEK WAS A SPECIAL ONE FOR ME.
I'M HAPPY THAT I GOT TO HELP BOTH MATT AND ADAM FIND
A VALENTINE THAT LASTS.
WHAT THE HELL IS ON YOUR NECK?
YOU'VE GOT A BIG, BLACK BRUISE. IS THAT A HICKEY?
- MAYBE, I DON'T KNOW. - OH, MY GOD.
- SO WE GOOD? - OKAY, WE'RE GOOD.
- ALL RIGHT, WE'RE FINE. - WE'RE GOOD, OKAY?
GIVE ME A HUG, SIR. - ALL RIGHT.
- YOU'RE OUTTA HERE. - THANK YOU SO MUCH, PATTI.
- YOU DID GREAT. I'M SO PROUD OF YOU.
- TAKE CARE. - GREAT DATE.
YOU'RE ONE OF MY FAVORITE STUDENTS EVER.
- THANK YOU. - EVER!
- BYE. - BYE.
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