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How's your high school experience? For students in Washington, high school can be hard, harsh,
and hectic. Washington High School is like a pond. Big fishies eat the small fishies,
and small fishies eat the tiny fishies, and then the tiny fishies eat the little mini
nano - ahem.
Fine! Sorry, geez. The point is, Washington is full of obstacles. And we're going to show
you how to survive. Never, ever be late for Mr. Armstrong's class.
Everybody,I've been through your first assignments, and they are not that good. So, we're now
going to start our second assignment, we're gonna strip it back to basics. Hello? Nice
of you to join us. Is that how you come in the classroom? Is that how you do it? Why
don't you try again? Mr. Armstrong, I'm sorry I'm late.
Doesn't look sorry. Does he look sorry? No.
I think I can see a smile on his face. Try again.
You didn't knock. Yes?
Mr. Armstrong, I'm sorry I'm late I was printing -
You didn't look at me. Mr. Armstrong, I'm sorry I'm late, I was printing
something with Mandy. Ok.
Then again, some teachers don't even care if you're there or not.
Simply because, it's such an absurd word. And that word is ( ) Uh, it's one of the names...
Mr. Bell I'm sorry I'm late, I was printing something with Mandy.
Mr. Bell, I'm sorry I'm late I was in the classroom with Mandy.
Which is kind of funny because - Mr. Bell I'm sorry I'm late.
What? I'm sorry I'm late.
Go sit down. I'm talking. Speaking words. If you're like me and you love to eat, you
better make sure you have Mrs. Ting's class. Mmm, it's good!
Ohmigod this is so good. Yeah. I can't believe this! This is awesome!
I wanna try that. Yeah, let's switch.
Are you two having fun? Yeah. You wanna try some?
Never,ever, ever eat in Mr. McIsaac's class. Second. There was a decline in the French
power structure. So there was a decline in French power. Lastly, the enlightenment ideas
got spread all across the world. So the enlightenment- Who's eating? You two! Why? What are you doing?
It's December! You know you're not allowed to eat! Stand up! Stand up. Why are you eating?
Why are you eating? We're hungry, sir.
It's nine thirty! You've had breakfast. You had break. That's when you eat. You don't
eat in my class! You know this! Sorry sir.
We're sorry sir. That's not good enough. Go. Go see Janice
now. Go downstairs! Go. After eating, it's time for sleeping. This
is what it's like in Mr. Brennan's class. Ok, today in literature class we're going
to read about the Story of History by... Who can tell me? Come on, one of you can tell
me who it's by... Aww, look at these poor babies, they're so
tired awww Nighty night, sleep tight.
In your dreams! Come on, don't be stupid! That kind of stuff never happens. However,
in Jones' class, it's truly a sleeping paradise. November week 4 notes. okay?
As you can see, on the top right corner on your notes.
You better watch out for James in the hallways. (Chinese)
Always bring tissues with you to the bathroom, because you never know, the person that's
sitting next to you, might be a tissue thief. Kevin I need tissues!
Oh, Kevin. What will we do without you? In short, Washington High School is a place
where you can laugh, cry, make friends, fail tests, and get humiliated. So enjoy your time
on the farm! A day at Washington is like a day on the farm.
Every meal is a banquet, every paycheck a fortune. I love the farm!