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What should you do if you get jock itch? How do you get rid of it?
Yo dude, I am having a problem down there.
Hey man, down there? I don't wanna hear about that man. Ask your mother.
Stu, You gotta be kiddin me. She might faint.
Ha, Ha, Ha I can see it now, your mom laid out. You think you have a STD man?
No, freakin way Stu, you know I can't even get close to a girl!
Well, you take fast showers after track, maybe you have jock itch.
Yeah, you might be right. What do I do about it?
Well, I know they have sprays and powders you can get. Just don't get talcum powder,
you will smell like your sister.
Ha ha. You are freakin hilarious Stu.
I know I am. Hey listen, just go to the drugstore and go to the family health section.
I know they have creams and sprays and stuff.
You think that is gonna work? I don't wanna be suffering like this all red, and itchy
and stuff.
It can't hurt dude, and if you do get close to a girl, she won't think you have diaper
rash.
Actually my brother had it, and he used tin a can or something.
Tin a can? What?
Wait a minute, now I remember it was spray, he got it from the drug store.
OK, let me look it up on my phone. Yeah I see it, says you can also use creams. Guess
I can find those too.
Yeah, well try them. You shouldn't have to suffer dude, even if you are a dweeb.
Yeah, well I am gonna go to the drugstore. I tried some lotion and it didn't really help.
Ok, dude, lots of luck, and remember, don't keep me posted.